jimmy kimmel. jimmy kimmel. jimmy kimmel. jimmy kimmy. jimmy. call me up, jimmy.l me up, tell me what you want, what time, i'll be there. jimmy, i haven't heard from you. it's not funny anymore. right? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no, it's still funny. it kind of gets funnier as we go on. but we missed mike so we accepted his request on one condition. i told mike he was welcome on the show if he agreed to do the interview from inside a dave & buster's claw machine. [ laughter ] and guess what? >> jimmy kimmel has mike lindell, i don't know, round three or four, thank you for putting yourself through what jimmy kimmel's going to put you through, whatever it's going to be. >> yeah. by the way, everybody, i'm going to be inside of a claw game. inside of a -- you know, where they grab the -- the stuff. because he doesn't want -- you have to be vaccinated there, so it's for his protection. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, hold on. i do want to make something clear. i did not insist mike be in a claw machine because he wasn't vaccinated, i insisted he be i

>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, salma hayek pinault, billy crudup, and music from justine skye, with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. thanks. that's very nice. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. and i thank you for watching and for joining us. i don't know, i spent the whole day watching football yesterday. you know, the matchup for super bowl lvii is set. the philadelphia eagles will play the kansas city chiefs in phoenix, arizona. the eagles dominated the shorthanded san francisco 49ers. the niners, i don't know if you watched it, they started the game with this rookie sensation, this kid, brock purdy. he started the season a third stringer, so when he got hurt, they brought in a fourth string qb, josh johnson, and then he got hurt. they were this close to bringing in whichever cheerleader had the strongest arm. they lost. after the game, fans in philly took to the streets to celebrate the way philly fans celebrate, loudly and drunkenly. t

good to see you again, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you too.nd? do you even remember? >> yeah. i was in birmingham. >> jimmy: okay. >> i was in knoxville. >> jimmy: okay. >> and greensboro, north carolina. >> jimmy: all correct. >> my voice. i don't know if it's the sing organize the drinking. it's working whatever it is. >> jimmy: it's a combination of the two. is this ensemble from the blake shelton collection? >> this is land's end. look at that, huh? come on. the. >> jimmy: the jeans, the jacket, the shirt. you a whole thing. >> you could use some. >> jimmy: hey listen, i'd love to have some. i don't want to wear this. as soon as i leave here, this is gone. i dress like that. >> i'm going to hook you up with some land's end stuff. >> jimmy: you don't just have clothes. i was looking through some of the stuff. you have the blake shelton turkish towel, dog bandanna and blake shelton shams. did you know what shams. >> those were supposed to get laugh, weren't they? they adore my shams. you were trying to get a laugh out of them. >> jimmy: you

. ♪ >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!onight -- wanda sykes, rza, and music from bailey zimmerman. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, everybody. thank you very much. very nice. thank you, cleto. thanks, thanks. oh, please stop. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming, thanks for watching. i hope you had a good long weekend. i feel rested. i feel more alive than the bing a.i. chatbot. [ laughter ] joe biden did not get presidents' day off. he made a surprise visit to ukraine instead. and while typically surprises and 80 year-olds aren't a great combination -- [ laughter ] this one worked out. president zelensky was happy to see him. you can see it was emotional. and they must have been working on this for a while, because take a look at the video here. they were out walking on the street, not something we typically see with zelenskyy. they honored our president with a plaque on what they call the walk of the brave. which is a very prestigious dis

. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, eddie murphy, d'arcy carden, and music from hailey whitters. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. welcome. hi, welcome. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thank you for joining us at our headquarters here in the balmy weather of hollywood. feel that? you can feel extra excitement in the air because eddie murphy is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] very exciting. he's here to talk about his new comedy "you people" which is very funny. eddie plays the father of a black woman who's getting married to a white man, and the reviews are excellent. tucker carlson called it "the scariest movie i've ever seen." [ laughter and applause ] speaking of scary. anybody feel that earthquake we had this morning? 2:00 a.m. guillermo, did you feel it? >> guillermo: not at all, jimmy. yeah, i was -- >> jimmy: tequila works, doesn't it? >> guillermo: works all the time. >> jimmy: it was a 4.2 off the coast of mali

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. thank you.body. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us here in hollywood where -- [ cheers and applause ] i have to say, i know there's -- i know there's

. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, "american idol" judges katy perry and lionel richie. mike epps. and music from beck. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. thank you. hi, everybody. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us here in hollywood where -- [ cheers and applause ] i have to say, i know there's -- i know there's aliens all over the news. the only alien life we can officially confirm is the guy who dresses up as chewbacca and stands outside our building smoking cigarettes all day. [ laughter ] did you meet him? i don't know that -- i have to say, this is a historic day. i don't know that any president of any country has ever been forced to hold a press conference to talk about mysterious objects in the sky. [ laughter ] but that is the situation in which joe biden found himself today. so, he gathered reporters to witness his first-ever "state of the balloonion" speech. [ laughter ] >> we

it's g >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!ht, from "80 for brady," lily tomlin, jane fonda, rita moreno, and sally field. plus jacob latimore. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. thank you. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in sunny california. we welcome you. we embrace you. i don't know if you know this, the presen

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody., i'm the host of the show. thank you for joining us here. i'm glad you're here, i appreciate that. i don't know if yokn

for now, jimmy kimmel. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"ight, milo ventimiglia, carles barkley, and music from paramore. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. very nice. thanks. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. happy valentine's night. thank you for coming. thank you for sharing the romance. love is in the air. or maybe it's just another chinese spy balloon. i don't know. [ laughter ] for those who are watching at

for now, jimmy kimmel. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, milo ventimiglia, carles barkley, and music from paramore. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. very nice. thanks. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. happy valentine's night. thank you for coming. thank you for sharing the romance. love is in the air. or maybe it's just another chinese spy balloon. i don't know. [ laughter ] for those who are watching at home, thank you for taking a break from what was no doubt a vigorous night of love-making. it's good to watch you do it. [ laughter ] valentine's day, as you know, was created by the hallmark corporation as a way to ruin your marriage. [ laughter ] guillermo, did you do what needed to be done? >> guillermo: yes, of course. >> jimmy: you got flowers? >> guillermo: flowers, chocolate, and wine. >> jimmy: oh, flowers, chocolate, and wine. what about a card? are you stopping at cvs on the way home? >> guillermo: i already got it. >> jimmy: cvs is like an episode o

goodbye. ♪ >> lou: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! on, wesley kimmel, and science bob pflugfelder. with cleto and the cletones. and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. thank you, thank you, thank you. thank you, thank you. very nice. thank you, everybody. welcome. hi. thank you, i'm jimmy, i am the host of the show. i appreciate that. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. it's very good to have you here. i tell you something, it's very good to have this little fellow here. guillermo was out with covid all week.

. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, keri russell, ms. pat, and music from logic. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. very nice. welcome. thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. please relax, it's a holy day. that's very kind. thank you for coming on ash wednesday. which is the first day of lent. you give up anything for lent, guillermo? >> guillermo: no, jimmy, it's too hard. >> jimmy: it's too hard? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: have you ever tried to give up anything for lent? >> guillermo: i did one year, alcohol, but it didn't work. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: didn't work. >>. >> guillermo: did not work. >> jimmy: it's hard to give things you love up for 40 days, but i will say when easter finally comes, and you get into all those delicious hard-boiled eggs? it's so worth it. [ laughter ] much of the country is dealing with extreme winter weather. more than 1,500 flights were canceled today, or as southwest airlines calls it, "not

>> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by the "s" class from mercedes-benz. nick offerman, kerry condon, james adome, apologize to matt damon. from the movie "tell it like a woman" with the oscar-nominated song "applause," sofia carson and diane warren! ♪ ♪ ♪ recognize who you are sometimes i know it's so hard but you shine you're a supernova superstar ♪ ♪ they can't stop you raise your hands up yeah ♪ ♪ give yourself some applause you deserve it give yourself some respect ♪ ♪ 'cause you've earned it give yourself some love 'cause you're worth it you're ♪ ♪ worth it yeah hell yeah let 'em know you know it go and show you own it ♪ ♪ you're bold you're bad you're strong give yourself some ♪ ♪ applause give yourself some ♪ ♪ realize how far you've come ♪ ♪ this time you won't be outdone ♪ ♪ you're on fire it's your time ♪ ♪ i know your time has come ♪ ♪ believe it you're the queen you wear the crown ♪ ♪ feel it take it in and take a bow ♪ ♪ stand up stand up raise your hands up hands up yeah give yourself some applause you deserve it ♪ ♪ give yourself some respe

>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- orlando bloom. lauren ash. and music from jordan davis. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice, thank you. i appreciate that. hi, i'm jimmy, i am host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. welcome. i hope you -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. i hope you had a great valentine's day yesterday. how did it go for you, last night, guillermo? >> guillermo: it went great, fantastic, jimmy. >> jimmy: did you do what you had to do? >> guillermo: always, jimmy, yes. >> jimmy: mission accomplished? >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: did you say thank you at the end? >> guillermo: yes, always. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: my wife and i started the morning by having an argument about whether you put lotion on before or after the shower. i was in the bathroom, and guillermo, you know this, but these people don't know this. i rarely moisturize. i'm not a lotion guy. [ laughter ] yes, if i get a jar of cocoa butter from dj khaled, i'll use

so stick around. ♪ >>> abc's "jimmy kimmel live!" ou by vrbo. ♪ >> jimmy: all right, everybody, welcome back to the show. tonight the quarterback from the suer bowl-winning kansas city chiefs, mvp patrick mahomes is with us. [ cheering ] he is driving in from disneyland. let's see, there he is, on the way in from the magic kingdom. okay, they're moving slowly, but at least they're moving! that says something here in l.a. hopefully, they'll be here soon. also tonight, his new movie is called "somebody i used to know," dave franco is with us. and later this week, we've got new shows with katy perry, lionel richie, charles barkley, milo ventimiglia, orlando bloom, and we have music from paramore, jordan davis, and beck. so please join us for all that. our first guest is one of the finest actors of our and any generation. she's nominated for yet another oscar for her performance as the fictional composer-conductor, lydia tar, in the movie "tar," it's in select theaters and on peacock now. please welcome cate blanchett. [ cheering ] ♪ >> y

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. welcome.ciate that. hi, guys. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. [ cheers and applause ] thanks for watching. thank you for joining us here at our wet headquarters in hollywood. you can feel the electricity in the air, you canee

dare to dish differently. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live!" ctric mercedes-benz lineup is here. >> jimmy: what i have right here is their new album. it's called "this is why." here with the song, "running out of time," paramore! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ said i was gonna take some flowers to my neighbor but i ran out of time ♪ ♪ didn't wanna show up to the party empty-handed but i ran out of time ♪ ♪ said i'd walk the dog a little further than the driveway tonight ♪ ♪ the extra mile thought i'd send a card with my condolences ♪ ♪ but damn i just ran out of time intentions only get ♪ ♪ you so far what if i'm just a selfish prick ♪ ♪ no regard ah i'm always runnin' out of time ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm always runnin' out of time never mind i hit the ♪ ♪ snooze on my alarm 20 times but i was just so tired ♪ ♪ there was traffic spilled my coffee crashed my car ♪ ♪ otherwise woulda been here on time shoulda ♪ ♪ coulda wouldn't matter ultimate alibi ♪ ♪ you know it's a lie there was a fire metaphorically ♪ ♪ be there in five hyperbolically intentions only ♪ ♪ ge

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. very nice. thanks.come. that's very nice. thank you, everybody. i'm jimmy, i am the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad you're in a good mood. that's a weird noise, by the way.

. -- >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, anthony mackie, chris distefano, and music from gracie abrams. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. welcome, thank you. hi, everybody. stop it, it's too much. i'm jimmy. thanks for watching. thanks for braving the elements to be here. wow, you guys must be from out of town. [ laughter ] you must be from strong places. we saw weather today we don't see here. we got hit with rain, hail, and even a light dusting of snow in southern california, in hollywood. it even had the audacity to snow on the hollywood sign. [ laughter ] and of course, everybody's complaining about how -- this is a great example of how different l.a. is from other places. the earth itself moves in the middle of the night and we don't even get out of bed, but a tiny bit of snow? we will not leave the house, we're scared. [ laughter ] you okay, guillermo? >> guillermo: it's freaking cold, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: italso when the last

dan: here's a look at what's ahead tonight on jimmy kimmel live. >> thanks. i meet you right here in five minutes. jeff bezos, unbelievably good storyteller. >> i got in touch with him and said, thank you. he bumped me up to something called super prime. ♪ everyone is making room hm. *coughs* seriously? for the medicine cabinet's new essential. binaxnow -- with reliable covid-19 results in just 15 minutes. you go by lots of titles. veteran, dad, hair stylist. so adding a student title might feel daunting. national university is here to support all your titles. national university. supporting the whole you. do we still need these pregnancy tests? everyone is making room (kids yell and giggle) yeah, no. for the medicine cabinet's new essential. binaxnow -- with the same technology doctors use to test for covid-19. dan: the five-year-old boy who survived amount line attack is back home from the hospital. the attack cap edna year to meet his creek road. about 7:00 yesterday evening. a family member tells us the energetic five-year-old got ahead of his mom and gra

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. welcome. hi, welcome.ost of the show. thank you for watching, thank you for joining us at our headquarters here in the balmy weather of hollywood. feel that? you can feel extra excitem

so now, once again, he's looking to me for publicity. >> jimmy kimmel, there's another thought from theast, jimmy, i haven't heard from you, it's not funny anymore, right, when all this stuff is getting revealed. how about we get together, jimmy, and say old mike was right? wouldn't that be fun? i know you want -- you're afraid because i'm not vaccinated. i'll go sit in that crane game across the street like you made a joke out of. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] so just a little bit of backstory, when he says the crane game across the street, he's talking about the claw machine at dave & buster's. i told him that i would be happy to have him on the show if he did his interview from inside that claw machine. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's an artist's rendering of what the interview might look like. and listen, i don't care if you're vaccinated, you'll be sealed up in a little stuffed animal zoo, you'll be fine. come to l.a., get in the claw machine, and we'll talk. i don't know how many times i have to say it, the guy can't take yes for an answer. [ laughter ] there are a lot

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everyone. hi. i'm jimmy. the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for taking shelter here in. very kind. i have to

. >> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- tom cruise, camila morrone, and music from walk off the earth. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. welcome. appreciate that. hi, guys. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. [ cheers and applause ] thanks for watching. thank you for joining us here at our wet headquarters in hollywood. you can feel the electricity in the air, you can feel the rain and electricity. somebody's going to get electrocuted tonight, because maverick himself, tom cruise, is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] i have to say -- it's fun when tom cruise is at your office. you don't know is he going to drop down from a ceiling vent? [ laughter ] is he going to drive a motorcycle through a cubicle or something? maybe he's wearing a mask and disguised as guillermo! [ laughter ] we don't know! is that really you, guillermo? >> guillermo: yes, jimmy. it's me, yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we still don't know, actually. [ laughter ] what we do know

. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- julia louis-dreyfus.rne and bobby cannavale. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. very nice. cleto. guillermo. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on what is a big day here ol

here's a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live right after abc 7 news at 11 jimmy. and a dion tonight our house becomes a home. where you at all watching rihanna's performance during this i didn't but i heard it was great, but coach reed told us. he said if you go out to watch the performance just keep walking because you're not playing the rest of the year. business can happen anytime, anywhere. so help yours thrive and stay connected with the comcast business complete connectivity solution. it's the largest, fastest, reliable network. advanced gig speed wifi. and cyberthreat protection. starting at just $49.99 a month. plus, you can save up to 60% a year when you add comcast business mobile. or, ask how to get up to a $750 prepaid card. complete connectivity. one solution, for wherever business takes you. comcast business. powering possibilities. raising concerns over apparent targeted attacks members of one group say drivers would get close to the cyclists intentionally trying to hurt them. abc 7 news reporter ryan curry spoke with members of that group who now f

. ♪ >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!w syk,es rza, and music from bailey zimmerman. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, everybody. thank you very much. very nice.anu,lestop i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming, thanks for watching. i hope you had a good long weekend. i feel rested. i feel more alive than the bing

. -- >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!ight, anthony mackie, chris distefano, and music from gracie abrams. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. welcome, thank you. hi, everybody. stop it, it's too much. i'm jimmy. thanks for watching. thanks for braving the elements to be here.

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. very nice. thanks.i'm the host of the show. happy valentine's night. thank you for coming. thank you for sharing the romance. love is in the air. or maybe it's just another chinese spy balloon. i don't know. [ laughter ] fo

. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"onight, salma hayek pinault, billy crudup, and music from justine skye, with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. thanks. that's very nice. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. and i thank you for watching and for joining us. i don't know, i spent the whole day watching football yesterday. you know, the matchup for super bowl lvii is set.

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice, thank you.ate that. hi, i'm jimmy, i am host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. welcome. i hope you -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. i hope you had a great valentine's day yesterday.

. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, keri russell, ms. and music from logic. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. very nice. welcome. thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. please relax, it's a holy day. that's very kind. thank you for coming on ash wednesday. which is the first day of lent.

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>> lou: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- reese witherspoon, wesley kimmel, and science bob pflugfelder. with cleto and the cletones. and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. thank you, thank you, thank you. thank you, thank you. very nice. thank you, everybody. welcome. hi. thank you, i'm jimmy, i am the host of the show. i appreciate that. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. it's very good to have you here. i toll you something, it's very good to have this little fellow here. guillermo was out with covid all week. >> guillermo: yeah! >> jimmy: how many times have you had covid now, guillermo? >> guillermo: three times. >> jimmy: what vaccine did you get? moderna or modela? [ laughter ] >> guillermo: both, both. >> jimmy: come in a syringe or a bottle? very lucky. guillermo's doctor and bartender put him on a strict regimen of tequila and ivermectin and he bounced right back. [ laughter ] they call it an "iverita." >> guillermo: exactly, jimmy, yes. >> jimmy: i missed you. nobody sit

mvp patrick mahomes spoke to jimmy kimmel last night. coach had a warning for the team at halftime about rihanna. where you at all watching rihanna's performance during this i didn't but i heard it was great. but coach reid told us, he said, if you go out to watch the performance, just keep walking, because you're not playing the rest of the up to a million people are expected for the chiefs victory parade tomorrow. many schools are canceling classes. coming up the reaction after a popular restaurant bans children plus the debate over children plus the debate over taxing underwear. there's nothing like hitting the waves. there's nothing like volunteering. but my moderate-to-severe eczema can make it hard. now i'm staying ahead of it. dupixent helps heal your skin from within. so you can have clearer skin and noticeably less itch. serious allergic reactions can occur that can be severe. tell your doctor about new or worsening eye problems such as eye pain or vision changes including blurred vision, joint aches and pain, or a parasitic inf

i'm sorry, my name is jimmy kimmel. me traveled into the middle of my talk show. >> people are watching us on tv right now? >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, people are. people are watching us on tv right now. although honestly, most people will probably watch this on their phones on the toilet tomorrow. [ laughter ] >> that's -- that's gross. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's better than it sounds. not so terrible. >> if you don't mind me asking, what the hell have you guys been doing for 30 years? >> jimmy: let's see, 30 years. oh, you know what, we invented this thing called a cronut. [ laughter ] it's part croissant, part doughnut. they put them together. it's actually quite delicious. really good. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i got to -- this is very exciting. >> doc, it seems like 2015 kind sucks. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes. >> apparently the technological and cultural achievements of this era -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> -- are somewhat underwhelming. what is this? >> jimmy: this is --

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. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- cate blanchett, dave franco, and super bowl mvp patrick mahomes. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for joining us here. i'm glad you're here, i appreciate that. i don't know if you know this. today is probably the most unproductive workday of the year, super bowl monday. they say almost 19 million americans called in sick to work today. [ laughter ] can you believe that -- wait, where's guillermo? [ laughter ] oh, no, did guillermo call in sick to work today too? that is -- oh, wait a minute. [ cheers and applause ] can i just say you did such a great job backing up rihanna at halftime. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: i don't know if you saw, guillermo is really the star at the super bowl. there he is. [ cheering ] shining bright like a diamond. rihanna yesterday delivered what is the biggest we're expecting in the history of the world

occurred around the first time of the first year in office, the white house conveyed his fury with jimmy kimmelfelt that kimmel had, in the characterization of one former administration official been very dishonest in doing things that trump would have once sued over. kimmel took to his show last night to respond to the revelations and the claims from who he calls president karen. >> all he does is make fun of disabled journalists and he calls our veterans prisoners of war, even losers and he insults his opponents and his friends an family and i if point out that he's so fat they renamed air force one, i'm the one that -- >> and i wonder if fox news is screaming about censoring comedians, will they defend me on this? i doubt it. we have a first amendment right that is more than what donald trump died for and it is hypocritical coming from someone who claims to be the biggest anti-censorship defender of free speech. >> let's bring in boston globe writer, we'll deal with the serious and then the sublime. donald trump tops the latest poll that i saw on fox news for the republican primary. and that

on jimmy kimmel, reese witherspoon. ama: good night. ♪ with golo, i've lost 13 inches in my waist.hey're outta here. you eat normal food. you're not eating diet food. i'm doing something good for me finally. (announcer) go to golo.com to lose weight and get healthier. life we're going to have hope. we're back with a new look at the recent flooding in new zealand. that bus driver wasn't letting all that water get in the way heavy flooding is submerging cars and trucks, shutting down rail lines and triggering several landslides. a state of emergency in auckland has been extended for at least another week after forecasters predict more downpours. we're also learning new details about that california boy attacked by a mountain lion, it turns out the brave person who saved him as someone who knows very well. this morning, a mother in northern california being called a hero after fighting off a mountain lion as there was attacking her son. it was pretty vicious attack took him to the ground and apparently as was described was biting into this young child. authorities in rural san mateo c

still there are doubters, including jimmy kimmel every year on the first of february, tom brady comes out of the locker room to announce his retirement. and if he sees his shadow, he goes right back to the nfl. as for brady's tv deal, foxes broadcasting the super bowl one week from sunday, but tmz reports there are no plans for brady to join that coverage . but i was they always say stay tuned. yes what do you think he's the best quarterback of all time? never been a patriots or bucks fans. but i know that jets fans are probably having a parade right now down fifth avenue because he has tortured them. for decades. he won three super bowls in his twenties. two super bowls in his thirties and two super bowls in his forties. by the way, he's also scored the most fantasy points of or go to missouri book .com. wake up. every day right here. writing punks of tony. and it's always february, 2nd. and there's nothing i can do about it, and we wake up every single morning to be right here with you. insomniacs on world news. now bill murray and andie macdowell have done more to cement groundhog

donald trump just whines about jimmy kimmel's jokes, disney doesn't do anything about it.nd about chrissy tiegen's tweets. twitter didn't do anything about it. ron desantis is getting censorship done, and that's something gop voters are going to get things done. >> i sentence i don't think i've heard quite like that. chai komanduri, thanks for your time tonight. >> thank you. >> absolutely. >>> coming up, steve bannon back in court. why? >>> but first, we talked about trump and desantis as kind of a link on censorship, but they also have new beef, and i'm going to show you a little lesson from kendrick lamar about the rnc's loyalty clash with donald trump. pring chicken. ♪ ♪ i know what's right for me. ♪ ♪ i've got a plan to which i'm sticking. ♪ ♪ my doc wrote me the script. ♪ ♪ box came by mail. ♪ ♪ showed up on friday. ♪ ♪ i screened with cologuard and did it my way! ♪ cologuard is a one-of-a kind way to screen for colon cancer that's effective and non-invasive. it's for people 45 plus at average risk, not high risk. false positive and negative results may occur. ask yo

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