bono and jimmy kimmel showed footage of his travels during the strike, which ended up circling back tohat plane that reportedly had to turn around because of horrible diarrhea to remember that. well, kimmel says he knows the culprit quite well . >> my wife, molly mcnearney, she wanted me to let me know that she's very sick. >> and jimmy kimmel's wife, molly mcnearney, is actually an executive producer on jimmy kimmel live. so i guess that makes it better. she must have podcast over. they have two episodes left on strike porch five. i'm obsessed with strike force five. they do that every time they say it on the podcast. i have no idea what they're talking about. oh, it's so much fun. the five of them with john oliver and seth meyers and the three of them. they've had letterman on. they've had jon stewart on. so it's like watching all of the late night at once, but not watching at all. >> you're listening because it's podcast. >> you get a little more late night. yeah. for all your senses. i like it. i'm just glad they're back. i know i need to one to recap how i feel. >> okay. we have g

and jimmy kimmel. billie eilish and finneas, h >>> previously on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> whoo! whoo! whoa, hit the ground. hit the ground. >> really? oh my god. >> yeah. backflip. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, billie eilish and finneas. whitney cummings. and music from grace potter. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on a very important day of online shopping here in the united states. it's october prime day on amazon, exclusively for prime members which is everyone in the world. it's not to be confused, october prime day, with multiple other prime days. this is a two-day event, and i want to say they've got great deals on some must-have items like a pickle that yodels. a cat scratcher shaped like a tongue. a pa january yeah goose. a piece of plastic pork. and a delicious can of spam maple flavor. i don't want to give hints but those were make some excellent christmas gifts for you know too. >> guiller

and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. welcome. welcome. hi, there.'m jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on an important day, a very important day of online shopping here in the united states. it's "october prime day" on amazon exclusively for prime members, which is, everyone. in the world. [ laughter ] it's not to be confused, october prime day, not to be confused with the multiple other prime days. this is a two-day event. and they've got some great deals on must-have items like a pickle that yodels. [ laughter ] a cat scratcher shaped like a tongue. a banana goose. plastic pork. and a delicious can of spam maple flavor. i don't like to give hints, but those would make some pretty fine christmas gifts for you know who, guillermo. >> guillermo: i know who, yeah. >> jimmy: joe biden spent his october prime day trying to figure out where the hell this woman, alexa, who keeps yelling at him, is hiding. [ laughter ] president biden spent much of yesterday being interviewed as part of the special counsel's i

. >> but first, here's a look at what's ahead tonight on jimmy kimmel live right after abc seven news at 11, jimmy thank you, dan and ama. >> let's make some monday night magic together. there you guys are. the great maya. what song are we not hearing right now? >> we can't afford it. yeah but do they really? do they see all that you are? at kaiser permanente all of us work together to care for all that is you. with chevy silverado and silverado hd, you can take on the mountains. or you can move them. with the power of up to 36,000 pounds of max available towing. and the confidence of an available 13.4-inch diagonal touch-screen. whatever your mountain, there's a silverado for you. get 0% financing plus make no monthly payments for 90 days on all 2023 silverado 1500 pickups. plus, get $1000 cash allowance on this silverado. find new roads at your local chevy dealer. just watch as it all starts tomorrow morning on good morning america. >> all right. let's get into tonight's abc seven news advancer at 11, it's our way. we try to keep you ahead of some of the headlines. you'll be seeing

but first, here's a sneak peek at what's coming up tonight on the return of jimmy kimmel live right after abc seven news at 11, jimmy thanks, alma. >> we are back and we have a lot of catching up to do. >> i got the little pig and all of a sudden, this pig ended up being 300 pounds. i heard it was 215. they have kevin mccarthy as speaker of the house. a group of far right gop representatives led by gates are upset over house speaker mccarthy navigated through the government's federal funding deal over the weekend. the short term spending deal keeps the government running until november 17th, but now the house will take up gates's motion within two days. all it would take is a simple majority to remove mccarthy as house speaker. >> well, he doesn't have my support anymore and he doesn't have the support of a requisite number of republicans to continue as the republican speaker. now, he may continue as the house speaker and he may continue as the speaker of the democrats in some sort of uni party coalition. but he is not going to be a speaker in power as a consequence of republican votes. >

music from wilco, and we'll be right back with amy poehler. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >>> abc's "jimmy kimmel" brought to you by the lo ree barista and coffee system. ♪ >> jimmy: hi there. welcome back to the show. tonight he has a netflix stand-up comedy special. it's called "razzle dazzle," a very funny man. bert kreischer is with us. [ cheering ] then later, a great band, celebrating 28 years together and counting. their 13th album is called "cousin." music from wilco tonight. [ cheering ] this week with some excellent guests including with sean penn, josh duhamel, whitney cummings, nicole byer. billie eilish and finneas will be here. we'll have music from grace potter and megan moroney and maneskin. our first guest tonight is a national treasure and a current emmy nominee with a new podcast called "say more with dr. sheila." new episodes come out every thursday. please say hello to amy poehler. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> hi! welcome back. >> jimmy: thanks for coming. gosh, it's been a long time since you're on the show. >> that's right. we were just looking up the last time i was here

[ laughter ] >> that's the late regis philbin and the late jimmy kimmel. ng to be on his show. he pioneered the company here. >> i was going to be on his show. i'm not going now. >> jimmy: well, thank you for changing your mind. by the way, you're wearing the same suit you were wearing yesterday on the show. >> yeah, i am. i'm not ashamed. this is a nice suit. it cost $500, and i'm going to wear it ten times whether you like it or not and get my money's worth. you got a problem with it, let me know this is a nice suit. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: the suit's fine, yeah. what a thrill, though, for you to have somebody like gronk on the show to make you appear like the wise elder statesman. i mean, really. he thought that was you for real? that's insane. >> i can't explain that one. >> that's just wrong. that's wrong what you're doing right now. >> gronk's great. >> jimmy: oh, see a lot of fun for sure. >> he really is. >> jimmy: i don't think terry an gronk can co-exist, you know what i'm saying? >> of course we can. >> nasa calls once a week. >> jimmy: you guys h

but first, here's a sneak peek at what's coming up tonight on the return of jimmy kimmel live right after abc seven news at 11, jimmy thanks, alma. >> we are back and we have a lot of catching up to do. >> i got the little pig and all of a sudden, this pig ended up being 300 pounds. i heard it was 215 you know, people always ask me, "kevin, what does being the ceo of cashbacking mean to you?" it means cashbacking every opportunity. did you cashback on this? like i wouldn't cashback? cashbacking by the basket, i see you. ugh. i dreamt you didn't cashback this flight. oh good. if you're buying it, flying it, or wining n' dining it, then you gotta be cashbacking it. come on now. cashback on everything you buy with chase freedom unlimited with no annual fee. how do you cashback? chase. make more of what's yours. -we're done. -what about these? looks right. nooo... nooo... quick, the quicker picker upper! bounty absorbs spills like a sponge. and is 2x more absorbent so you can use less. bounty, the quicker picker upper. this isn't charmin! no wonder i don't feel as clean. here's charmin ultra

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. hello.hank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. you know, let me tell you something. i think you'll agree with me on this, guillermo. with all the unpleasantness and division permeating just about everything in this country right now, i thought it might be nice to start the show with something patriotic. you okay with that? is it too corny? [ cheering ] in milwaukee last night, a superstar of music delivered what turned out to be a rousing rendition of our national anthem. i won't tell you who it was, because i'd like you to watch this clip, listen to it, and as you do, see if you can guess who is delivering this beautiful ode to our united states of america. are you ready? >> yeah! >> jimmy: if you're wearing a hat, please remove it, and we will begin. ♪ and the rocket's red glare ♪ ♪ the bombs bursting in air ♪ ♪ gave proof to the n our flag was still there ♪ >> jimmy: oh, wow, look at that. that's flava flav. flava flav with a helluva cover

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thanks. welcome.my, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood, california, on our second night back to work. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. i appreciate that. we were on strike -- we were on track for 150 days. i'm glad you're happy to see us. not everyone is happy to see us, i have to say. in particular, this is really interesting. a very loyal viewer, somebody who watches the show a lot and takes it in, 1:05 in the morning last night, 1:05 a.m., posted the following thought. "now that the 'strike' is over, the talentless, low-rated creeps of late night television are back. i knew there was a reason i didn't want to see it settled, true losers!!!" [ laughter ] from real donald trump. this from a man who is such a loser, he buried his ex-wife on a golf course just so he could continue to cheat on her. [ laughter ] you get it, guillermo? >> guillermo: yes, he's terrible, he's the worst. >> jimmy: yeah, but that's -- [ laughter ] well. i love that,

breaking ] >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- meg ryan and david duchovny, plus joe walsh. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there. how are you doing? very nice. thanks. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in our studio. it's a big day. if you follow this sort of thing, you know it's a very big day. after three long weeks with no one driving this filthy greyhound bus we call america -- [ laughter ] we finally have a speaker of the house. and the gavel goes to -- [ drumroll ] mike johnson of louisiana. i never heard of him either, but i learned about him today. mike johnson defended trump in one of his impeachment trials in the senate. he has been called "the most important architect of the electoral college objections," contesting the results of the election in 2020. he voted to decertify the results of that election confirming biden as president. so, he checks off all the important boxes. [ laughter ] also,

. >>> previously on "jimmy kimmel live!" -- >> yay! >> keep going! >> oh! >>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, amy poehler, bert kreischer, and music from wilco. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: i appreciate that. hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming. thank you for watching. i'd like to relay a special hello to those of you who are still drunk after monday night football. [ laughter ] we are coming to you from our home base, in the heart of hollywood. one of the strangest places in all the world, but we do get some competition from time to time. this is from the sunday service at st. john the divine cathedral in new york where parishioners were invited to bring their pets to be blessed in honor of st. francis, the patron saint of animals. there were cats. there were dogs. a goose on site. there was a giant snake. they had a baby crocodile. look at that guy. a sloth paid its first visit to church in a basket, as did a very

when we get the new date we're going to send a formal inhave a case to jimmy kimmel. e that's the night that jimmy could skype in. >> i just scratched it off my calendar, so jimmy, you scratch it off yours and we'll regroup. >> you're welcome to come on live and say whatever you want, jimmy. as soon as we responds, we'll know what day the telethon is. >> there you go. he has said he is our number one fan. >> you know what, i would pick him up in my plane to deliver did him to the studios. >> wow. >> jimmy: wait a minute. you still have a plane? [ laughter ] how is that possible? [ applause ] i have to say -- i love you, mike, but i'm sorry, i'm not going to be part of a telethon for anyone who has a plane. by "my plane," he means a spirit airlines flight out of burbank, right? [ laughter ] "who let all these people on my plane?" i hope whoever flies his plane isn't the same person who runs his website, because if it is, he'd better start selling myparachutes too. >> trying to find the bath sheet towels -- >> just put in towels and i'll show you where the bath sheets ar

have a great night. >>> previously on "jimmy kimmel live!" -- >> it was all captured on ring cameras inside of this home. a black bear breaks into this house through a window screen and roams around for a bit. >> you can see him going room to room, as comfortable as i am in my house. >> here you can see the bear entering the kitchen, opening up the freezer, grabbing lasagna, and then ultimately leaving the house through the kitchen window. the tagged bear is then seen on an outside camera holding the lasagna, and walking away on the deck. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- christina aguilera. al michaels. and music from lil yachty. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello, everybody. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. hey, i got a question for you. how many of you in our studio audience got outside on saturday to look at the eclipse? did you know there was an aclips on saturday morning? did you wear the gla

i'm right now on jimmy kimmel. dax shepard we look at city hall tonight lit up to honor senator dianne feinstein >>> previously on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> an adulting in rockingham county and a child in care local county have been diagnosed with the virus transferred from the bike of a black-legged dick -- tick, excuse me. [ laughter ] >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- dax shepard. nicole avant. and music from boy-with-uke. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, everybody. hi there, how are you? welcome. hi, everybody. i'm the host of the show. i thank you for watching. we are coming to you from our secret headquarters in hollywood, where today it was an unseasonably and unreasonably hot day today, it was 93 degrees. it was so hot we got a warning this morning from the l.a. branch of the national weather service urging residents of southern california to drink plenty of fluids and avoid caffeine and alcohol. i'm not sure if the

but first, here's a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live right after abc seven news at 11, jimmy. >> thanks, dan. watch tonight before we replaced by robots, i got away from music and god one day told me she was like, it's time god talks like michael jackson. you ping and pong that body. you plunge that body. you green that body. you brain power that body. you practice... and practice that body. you make it rain that body. you flu shot that body. and now, you spikevax that body... because even though the pandemic is over, covid-19 isn't. spikevax by moderna is a vaccine to help protect you against covid-19. you shouldn't get spikevax if you've had an allergic reaction to spikevax or its ingredients. rare cases of inflammation of the heart muscle and outer lining have been reported. the most common side effects are injection site pain, redness and swelling, tiredness, headache, muscle pain, chills, joint pain, and fever. make vaccination against covid-19 a part of your health routine. spikevax that body... ...with spikevax by moderna. ♪ it now states it should be consu

. >> but first, here's a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live right after abc seven at 11, jimmy. >> thanks, dan and alma. the night is still very young. that's where that's the home of walmart, right? that's where walmart. yeah. did you go to the original walmart? yes and. the house of representatives. now officially has a new speaker . representative mike johnson from louisiana was elected 56th speaker of the house after the three previous nominees failed to secure the role it has been nearly a month of republican infighting inside the house. representative johnson has been a member of congress for six and a half years, making him one of the least experienced speakers to ever serve. >> he is from louisiana. and you're right, a lot of people don't know about him. that's because he's been pretty much in the background. but we have is a guy that is very conservative, anti-abortion, anti gay marriage trump supporter. sure. that's got some people nervous. >> representative johnson said one of his top priorities as speaker is to address the upcoming spending deadline to a

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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, hi.'m jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. thank you for joining us here in los angeles, california, where according to orkin, the pest control people, this is the second-most rat-infested city in america. [ cheers and applause ] chicago is number one. and we are number two. ne spot ahead of new york. which, not that i don't trust the people with the tanks of rodent poison strapped to their backs, but that's nonsense. i live in l.a., i haven't seen a rat here in about 15 years. when i fly to new york, i see them from the plane. [ laughter ] there's no way there are more rats here than there are in new york. agents, yes. [ laughter ] and i could see how those could get confused. guillermo, when's the last time you saw a rat? >> guillermo: maybe three weeks. >> jimmy: really? where did you see it? >> guillermo: right here in the alley. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that right? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: oh. you sure it wasn't a chihuahua that got some w

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but here's a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live right after abc seven news at 11, y. >> thanks, dan and alma. just keep your eyes open and i'll do the rest there. anything you would like to say to america on this? >> 1020 also had a loss of words . in san francisco last week. >> the car runs into the china embassy and the guy has a gun. please send the swat as soon as possible. there is a guy drive the car into inside the office. >> those were phone calls from people inside the consulate who first hit in the back and then ran as security guards distracted. 31 year old san juan yang. when officers arrived, they were coughing because of the pepper spray that consulate security guards had deployed. something that impacts yang. two seconds later, officers then fired shots that proved to be fatal in slow motion. you can see yang waving the knife back and forth through the air. it almost appears as though yang couldn't see anything. i asked chief bill scott about that thursday day. >> what i will say, though, in fairness, is we don't really know what this person could see

. >> but first, here's a look at what's ahead tonight on jimmy kimmel live right after abc7 news at 11mmy. thanks dan and to watch tonight or the bad guys win and i say to tom arnold who's also there can you believe schwarzenegger is like seeing all my stuff? >> he goes buddy, as soon as you went to the bathroom he's like, who the hell is this guy every day, businesses everywhere are asking: is it possible? with comcast business... it is. is it possible to help keep our online platform safe from cyberthreats? absolutely. can we provide health care virtually anywhere? we can help with that. is it possible to use predictive monitoring to address operations issues? we can help with that, too. with the advanced connectivity and intelligence of global secure networking from comcast business. it's not just possible. it's happening. how's the chicken? the prawns are delicious. oh, i have a shellfish allergy. one prawn. very good. did i say chicken wrong? tired of people not listening to what you want? it's truffle season! ah that's okay... never enough truffles. how much are they? it's a lot.

but first, here's a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live right after abc seven news at 11. jimmy, thanks, dan. >> and to stay up late tonight it's good for your life. >> parents stood in line for two hours to get the kfc and then later they made me so that's great. >> you're a kfc bucket, baby. yeah baby everything. and tomorrow on gma. get ready for an irresistable throwback to the 80s with taylor dayne live. yeah, just try not dancing to this in your home. >> elon musk is trying out an annual fee for unverified accounts on x, formerly twitter. he's followed through on what he hinted last month that he will start charging all users on the platform. the new test program, called not a bot, will make new users in new zealand and the philippines sign up for a $1 annual subscription to post and interact with other posts. those who opt out will only be able to read posts, watch content and follow accounts, not post themselves. >> the top leaders of global intelligence are sending out a warning about the threats they're seeing to our technology, whether it be our personal i

. >> but first, here's a look at what's coming up on jimmy kimmel live right after abc seven news at 11, jimmy. >> thanks, dan. and hello, my friends. up north tonight we get ready for even more football with terry bradshaw and howie long from the daily show. ronny chang and music from brothers osborne. and we get to the bottom of the biggest wheel of fortune fail yet. next on jimmy kimmel live is it possible my network could take my business to the next level? it is with comcast business. powering all your devices with gig-speed wifi. and you get fast downloads and uploads. pick it up! pick it up! oh we got this! because it's powered by the next generation 10g network. more speed for your business? it's not just possible. it's happening. get started for $59.99 a month for 12 months. plus, ask how to get an $800 prepaid card with a qualifying internet bundle. comcast business, powering possibilities. [announcer]: and the kick is no good. their epic losing streak continues. [dragonman]: a kick in the teeth would hurt less. but they'd probably miss that too. let's show 'em that someone

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have a great night. >>> previously on "jimmy kimmel live!"s all captured on ring cameras inside of this home. a black bear breaks into this house through a window screen and roams around for a bit. >> you can see him going room to room, as comfortable as i am in my hous

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you.hank you, i appreciate it. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thank you for joining us on a very special day, a very holy day of guacamole here in the united states. it is national taco day today. [ cheers ] why would they have taco day on wednesday? isn't tuesday the taco day? >> guillermo: yeah, taco tuesday, yeah. >> jimmy: everything is so screwed up. [ laughter ] did you get that text from the emergency alert system today? the federal government let everyone know our phones would be getting an alert message at 2:20 eastern, 11:20 a.m. our time today. everyone's phones made a terrible noise at once. and of course, because everyone is crazy now, the conspiracy goblins were out in force warning anyone who will listen that it's all part of the globalist plan to mutate us when the vaccines get hit with 5g. [ laughter ] >> pathogens can be released by different frequencies. pulsed through the 5g network. >> if you got the shots, the odds are, according to u.s. law, t

all of us we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel. snoop dogg. >> have a great night. >>> previously on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> oh, yeah. oh, yeah. >> oh! oh! oh [ bleep ]. oh my god! look at how he's standing. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- snoop dogg, ms. pat, and music from october london. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hola. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad we're able to do a show tonight. i have to tell you, i don't know if you heard about this. last night we had an eventful night. i went home and got a call saying the fire department was at the show. turns out we had smoke pouring out of the vents outside our edit rooms, then coming out of the building. they had to clear the whole place. fortunately, everything and everyone was okay. the firefighters even left us a photo. posing together at my desk. [ laughter ] they fixed it all. thank you, guys. by the

. >> previously on jimmy kimmel live. >> tonight, join jimmy and his guests. musical >> and now, here he is jimmy fallon! >> i need help. no. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- tiffany haddish, jeff ross, and music from tate mcrae, with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. please relax. sit. we've got a whole hour and it's -- it's a great time -- happy pumpkin did you know thank you for coming on a very important holiday. it's national pumpkin day, october 26th. why they couldn't wait five days and have this on halloween, i don't know. someone at the pumpkin council speaking of old gourds, "the golden bachelor" is one step closer to choosing the woman he will spend the rest of his week with next i have been looking forward to what's happening next week ever since they announced they were doing this show. next week are the hometown visits, which usually means you meet the parents. but in this case, the

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they call him the balloon animal, jimmy kimmel! d in this corner, our challenger. he is an actor, lip model, and pride of minot, north dakota, josh duhamel! >> jimmy: boo, boo! [ cheers and applause ] here are the rules -- a player gets a point anytime his opponent fails to stop the balloon from touching the ground. if the balloon touches down outside the carpeted area, it's out of bounds. you may only strike the balloon once, only with your hand, and never in a downward motion. josh, which way is up? great job, josh. >> is that a point? [ applause ] >> lou: no, that's not a point. at the end of every hit, the balloon must be at least two feet off the ground. you can't impede the other player, and whoever has the most points after two minutes will be declared the winner. does that make sense? >> yes. >> lou: great. josh, as our guest, you'll get to serve first. all right? ready, set, balloon! ♪ ♪ >> lou: that is out of bounds, point to jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] all right, josh. you will serve. >> jimmy: josh serves? >> lou: jos

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all of us, we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel, arnold schwarzenegger, have a great night and a wonderful weekend >> jimmy: and the thing is, the strike has been going on so long, i just don't know if i'll be back. >> you'll be back. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you always say that. >> you always will be back. >> jimmy: but when? >> now! the show is starting. get to the chopper! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there's a chopper? >> there always is a chopper. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- arnold schwarzenegger, and music from jason isbell and the 400 unit, with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. i appreciate that. i'm the host. oh, actually, that's very kind. i have one thing i have to take care of. apparently -- apparently while we were gone, they've been renting our studio out as a pickleball court. [ laughter ] sorry, guys. you can't play here. you have to wrap it up, take it some place else. i'm sorry. try james corden's studio, he moved to england. [ laughter and appl

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. >> but first, here's a look at what's coming up on jimmy kimmel live right after abc seven news at mmy. >> thanks, dan. and hello, my friends. up north tonight we get ready for even more football with terry bradshaw and howie long from the daily show. ronny chang and music from brothers osborne. and we get to the bottom of the biggest wheel of fortune fail yet. next on jimmy kimmel live want a smarter way to mop? introducing the new swiffer powermop. an all-in-one cleaning tool with a 360-degree swivel head that goes places a regular mop just can't. mop smarter with the new swiffer powermop. is it possible my network could take my business to the next level? it is with comcast business. powering all your devices with gig-speed wifi. and you get fast downloads and uploads. pick it up! pick it up! oh we got this! because it's powered by the next generation 10g network. more speed for your business? it's not just possible. it's happening. get started for $59.99 a month for 12 months. plus, ask how to get an $800 prepaid card with a qualifying internet bundle. comcast business, powering

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. >> after a near five-month hiatus, jimmy fallon, seth myers, jimmy kimmel all returning to the air waves tonight. >> while the writers are back at work members of the actors guild, they're still on strike. but they're back to negotiating table today to see if they can reach a deal on a new contract. liz joins us now from los angeles. we just saw the writers make that deal last week to end their strike, what does mean for the actors, anything at all, could the actors be moving toward an agreement in. >> reporter: hey, kate and vicky, certainly the hope that the wga's deal is going to provide a framework for sag-aftra and the two unions are asking for similar things. they're asking for higher wages, increased residuals from the use of artificial ons around intelligence. they also want changes to audition process. very complicated negotiations, sag-aftra has 160,000 members. the chief negotiator told the "the new york times" they want a revenue-sharing deal with the studios the studios said no way, but the union saying we're not going to agree to anything that doesn't include that. th

♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel! myke towers! yeah!heers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ >>> this is "nightline." >> juju: tonight, a horrific day of bloodshed in the israel/hamas war. hundreds killed after a catastrophic blast at a hospital in gaza city. one hostage's plea among the nearly 200 taken by hamas. >> till yesterday, i didn't know she's dead or alive. >> juju: president biden's high stakes mission to the region. >>> ruby franke, the popular mom influencer back in court. the custody battle over her four underage kids. her former husband fighting to get them back. new body cam video from the day she was arrested for abusing her children. and new details about the family's past. >>> dead man walking! >> juju: the oscar-winning film turned opera. ♪ let me look at you ♪ >> juju: performed at one of the nation's most notorious prisons, sing sing. a world-class soprano leading a cast of incarcerated men. >> everybody needs comfort. everybody needs a way out of that suffering. >> juju: the powerful message of redemption. >> i feel like if i'm

also thanks to jimmy kimmel, who suggested we do a podcast called "strike force 5. [ cheers and applausehich you can listen to on spotify, was to raise money for our staffs who couldn't come into work every day. so if you want to listen to it, it's really a lot of fun episode five is the best one, though [ light laughter ] if you only have time for one, listen to episode five guys, i've been working at nbc for 22 years now i have a great relationship with the people who run this place. even though we were on opposite sides during this strike, i want to thank them. they made some very compassionate choices about the people who work at this show and at this network, and it did not go unnoticed so they have my gratitude for that i'd like to thank my family. i know it was not easy to have me around for five months. [ laughter ] i'll never forget the day this summer where my 7-year-old came up to me and said, "not only do i not care what rudy giuliani did today -- [ laughter ] "i'm not going to care what he does tomorrow. [ laughter ] and while i hear that, i do feel like he's missing out. [