. >> first, look what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11. jimmy >> thanks, dan and ama, stay up please. i've been waiting here all weekend. >> first of all, i was listening to a golden bachelor on audio. um you're going back. [storms sound] whatever weather comes your way [wind and snow sounds] weathertech has you covered. [bird chirping] [laughing] with our laser—measured cargoliners. no drill mud flaps and floorliners. to secure your phone don't forget the cupfone. order yours today at weathertech.com. you never know when it's gonna be a weathertech day. perfect weather today... "overflowing with ideas and energy." that's the san francisco chronicle endorsing democrat katie porter for senate over all other options. porter is "easily the most impressive candidate." "known for her grilling of corporate executives." with "deep policy knowledge." katie porter's housing plan has "bipartisan-friendly ideas to bring homebuilding costs down." and the chronicle praises "her ideas to end soft corruption in politics." let's shake up the senate. with d

-- >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- brie larson, beanie feldstein, and music from jason derulo and michael buble. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello. thank you. thank you. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us in -- relax. i know you're moist. we are getting hit by a biblical amount of rain here in los angeles. all around town, they're gathering kardashians two by two. loading them on. yesterday was our wettest day in twenty years. and here's what's fun about having kids. kids are really wonderful. last night, we're leaving a birthday party. my son billy ate nothing but candy at the birthday party. so, on the way home, i ask him if he wants me to get him a slice of pizza. he says yes. so i pull up to the pizza place, open the car door, not only is it pouring, the water is up to my kneecap. there is just a river running through. but i have to get the pizzas, so i try to hop over the puddle, a

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, very nice. thank you. hi, everybody.'m jimmy. i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. it is a delight to have you here at our headquarters in hollywood. it's very nice. my day got off to a weird start. this morning, i woke up to a text asking if we had nikki haley on the show the night before. it actually said, "did you have haley on the show?" and it took me a while to figure out -- haley who? duff? joel osment? so i went online and learned that nikki haley, who is running for her life right now -- [ laughter ] co-opted one of our bits. she tweeted, "there are always going to be haters and doubters but that means we're doing something right. the best way to troll the trolls? have a good laugh." and then she went right into mean tweets. she used our bit, our title, our logo, our graphic. she called it "nikki haley live." worst of all, she added the fakest fake laugh track maybe i've ever heard. >> nicki "bird brain" haley is losing big, all in caps, in the polls against crooked joe. where? i haven't seen it. i

but first, here's a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11, jimmy, stay up late or nick fury will call you a bad word. >> okay. all right, here we go. oh, my god. >> again. you must have blown your budget. not exactly. you have great wine, name brand snacks, tons of meat. and where did you get this imported cheese? hello? grocery outlet bargain market getting ready to watch your team play the big game? or still sad they didn't make it? either way, scan to save big. ( ♪ ) you made a cow! actually it's a piggy bank. my inspiration to start saving. how about a more solid way to save? i'm listening. well, bmo helps get your savings habit into shape with a cash reward, every month you save. both: cash reward? and there's a cash bonus when you open a new checking account to get you started. wow. anything you can't do? ( ♪ ) mugs. ♪ bmo ♪ this ad? typical. politicians... "he's bad. i'm good." blah, blah. let's shake things up. with katie porter. porter refuses corporate pac money. and leads the fight to ban congressio

right now on jimmy kimmel katy perry. have a great night >>> and now it's time for the deep vein thrombosis halftime extravaganza. ♪ yeah, yeah, ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ ♪ don't stop until i get them in their birthday suit ♪ >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- katy perry -- from the super bowl champion kansas city chiefs mecole hardman -- and music from charles wesley godwin -- with cleto and the cletones -- and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> juju: very nice. hello. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on the -- i know you're probably exhausted. it's the day after the super bowl, which should be a holiday. we should not be working today. we should be home throwing up guacamole, or whatever we had. i hope you had a super sunday. congratulations. i want to start by saying congratulations to taylor swift and her kansas city chiefs. [ cheering ] game quite a finish. guillermo and i were in las vegas, at the game. he was the ice s

>> no, i'm jimmy, i'm kimmel. oscars, and i'm lost, and i really need to get back to hollywood. >> do you find gps threatening to your masculinity? i have just the thing for you, kimmy jimmel. let's go. and behold! this is how you get to oscarsland. okay. it's a pretty straight shot through the zone of interest, past past lives over anatomy of a false false and all the way to carnegie hall. >> okay. but how did he get to carnegie hall? >> you practice, jimmy. then it's up the hill to burton academy. take a jeffrey wright and go all the way to los alamos, new mexico. >> i can't remember all this. >> i know. you're limited. but don't worry. we're taking the weird wagon. >> and so they pointed the weird wagon towards a colorful montage. >> to the oscars, man! >> i like your car. >> hey, look, it's even weirder barbie. hey, bella. >> hi. >> she my cousin. >> really? >> yeah. >> and welcome to osage county. >> oh, look, they grow italian people here. >> bellissimo! >> is that rain? >> no, it's kennard bernstein. >> oh

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. >> first look what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11, jimmy. >> thanks, dan and amna. we got a lot of stars on the show tonight. the cast of oppenheimer is here. they're nominated for how many oscars is the movie nominated for. do you know offhand. and i think it's like 214. millions of hard working families. they're working harder than ever and they still can't make enough to get by to afford food and medicine to even keep a roof over their heads. we need to build more housing that's truly affordable. we need to address this terrible epidemic of homelessness. we need to invest in good paying jobs, union jobs and investments in our future. this, this is why i'm running for the us senate. i'm adam schiff and i approve this message. it's the work behind the scenes, let's take a look at this knee. that truly matters. [ physical therapy staff discusses results ] for your mind. for your body. and for the community. -team! kaiser permanente. fire engulfed two buildings in valencia, spain, today. fire initially

but first, just a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live. right after abc seven news at 11. jimmy thanks stan and ama. >> we have a new show tonight. thank god it's friday. what is selena's favorite snack? chip >> flaming hot cheetos. >> i didn't even finish the question. millions of hard working families. they're working harder than ever and they still can't make enough to get by to afford food and medicine to even keep a roof over their heads. we need to build more housing that's truly affordable. we need to address this terrible epidemic of homelessness. we need to invest in good paying jobs, union jobs and investments in our future. this, this is why i'm running for the us senate. i'm adam schiff and i approve this message. is it possible to count on my internet like my customers count on me? it is with comcast business. keeping you up and running with our 99.9% network reliability. and security that helps outsmart threats to your data. moaire dida twoo? - your data, too. there's even round-the-clock customer support. so you can be there

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. hi, i'm jimmy.'m the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here. we had a three-day weekend. it was an eventful weekend. did anyone else get sued by george santos this weekend? [ laughter ] i am currently embroiled in what may be the most preposterous lawsuit of all-time. george santos, a man republicans kicked out of congress for being a fraud, is suing me for fraud. [ laughter ] this is the lawsuit. "james c. kimmel aka jimmy kimmel" -- that's my secret pseudonym. [ laughter ] why didn't they list his pseudonyms, too? "george santos aka anthony devolder aka kitara ravache"? george has sued me, the show, and disney corporation. after he was removed from the house, george signed with cameo to make some money. we wrote some absolutely ridiculous messages for him to read. [ laughter ] we gave them the credit card number, and sure enough, he recorded the messages and sent them back to us. and now he's suing. he says we "deceived him under the guise of fandom, soliciting per

. >> all right, first, here's a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11. jimmy >> thanks, dan and amy. why not watch tonight? don't answer. >> usually i just come here to, like, say some funny stuff, but i'm learning something about you. >> i have some literature i'd like you to take home. okay. a doctor or an engineer. those are good careers! but i chose a different path. first, as mayor and then in the legislature. i enshrined abortion rights in our california constitution. in the face of trump, i strengthened hate crime laws and lowered the costs for the middle class. now i'm running to bring the fight to congress. you were always stubborn. and on that note, i'm evan low, and i approve this message. exclusive sit down interview with former new jersey governor and president candidate chris christie. his first since suspending his campaign for president, watched the one on one conversation with abc news chief anchor george stephanopoulos on good morning america starting at 7 a.m, right after abc seven mornings developing n

he says only a few words, but jimmy kimmel gets a pin. >> jimmy: oh, how nice. oh boy, is he cute.l. >> jimmy: that's him? >> from a picture. one of my favorite pictures of my little man. >> jimmy: oh. >> i'll give that this to you. >> jimmy: let's see here. what do we got -- oh, yeah. wow. >> look under your chairs. there's a pin for everyone! [ laughter ] no, there's not, there's not. i really wish i could do that, though. that would have been really something else, wouldn't it? >> jimmy: your dad, and you know that i'm interested in this, is a famous boxing is his name. your husband's a fighter also. >> yes. >> jimmy: how is that going to work when the school says -- when you have to tell your son, "don't hit the other kids." he's going to be, what do you mean, don't hit other kids? >> my dad raised us fighting. it was always for self-defense. we were never to hit first, only to protect ourself. so my husband is super gentle. nobody realizes this. i'll always be the one, "yeah, get him, get him!" my husband's like, "no." i'm like, all right, no, that's cool, whatever. >> jimmy:

but first, here's a look at what's ahead on jimmy kimmel live tonight. ght after abc seven news at 11, jimmy. >> thanks, dan and amy. watch tonight or my feelings will be hurt. like i think you asked carmen what part of chicago he was from. >> well, no, because that was part of the game. he thinks he's from the south side. i'm from the south side. he's from the east side conservative republican steve garvey is the wrong choice for the senate. ...our republican opponent here on this stage has voted for donald trump twice. mr. garvey, you voted for him twice... as your own man, what is your decision? garvey is wrong for california. but garvey's surging in the polls. fox news says garvey would be a boost to republican control of the senate. stop garvey. adam schiff for senate. i'm adam schiff, and i approve this message. alabama supreme court's ruling on ivf. >> her last embryo is at the university of alabama at birmingham, which has halted ivf services and will not release it. her doctor called her shortly after the ruling, and i could hear the devastation

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: guillermo, thank you for watching.'m jimmy. i'm the most. thank you for joining us. i'd been hoping you would join us, and, sure enough, you did. i hate to interrupt, but we have an abundance to stupid di to get to tonight. it was a very productive weekend for our former president. when i say productive, not even the slightest bit productive, but he did a lot of talking, specifically donald trump was asked to show up at a gala for the black conservative federation, where he was given the champion of black america award, which is already funny. previous recipients of the "champion of black america" award include no one. they made it up specifically for him. because when you think about the true champions of black america, you think obama, you think dr. king, you think rosa parks, and you think of this guy. >> these lights are so bright in my eyes that i can't see too many people out there. but i can only see the black ones. i can't see any white ones. that's how far i've come. that's how far i've come. that's a long --

but first, here's a look at what's ahead on jimmy kimmel live! tonight right after abc seven news at 11, jimmy, let's make this the fattest tuesday yet. >> were you awake when the nominations were announced? >> i had just sent my husband and kids off to school. >> america's husband is 11 years old millions of hard working families. they're working harder than ever and they still can't make enough to get by to afford food and medicine to even keep a roof over their heads. we need to build more housing that's truly affordable. we need to address this terrible epidemic of homelessness. we need to invest in good paying jobs, union jobs and investments in our future. this, this is why i'm running for the us senate. i'm adam schiff and i approve this message. austin medical center. austin police say it appears to be an accident. >> obviously, this is a big deal . um, we have eight patients that are queued up to go to other facilities just so that we can better regroup. we are so thankful that the building itself appears to be in good condition. >> the c

man. [ bleep ] jimmy kimmel. >> guillermo, you did say at christmas that you wanted to do this. >> jimmyuillermo: i never try it but i always wanted to try it. >> jimmy: oh, you do? oh, great. [ laughter ] >> happy birthday. >> guillermo: thank you. what a great [ bleep ] birthday. [ laughter ] can anything go wrong? >> you're in good hands, don't worry. >> guillermo: okay, yeah. tie that thing real good. ♪ ♪ >> guillermo: how long we going to be up there? >> ten minutes. >> guillermo: ten minutes, that's like my sex life. [ laughter ] ai-yi-yi. >> you guys ready? >> guillermo: no. >> so come out. >> guillermo: oh [ bleep ]. oh [ bleep ]. wait, sit down. >> legs forward. >> guillermo: oh, [ bleep ] you, man. i feel like i'm in labor! [ laughter ] i'm not ready, but i have no choice. >> all right. ♪ happy birthday happy birthday ♪ >> guillermo: [ bleep ] you, jimmy! this is the worst birthday ever! [ bleep ], [ bleep ]! son of a bitch! ♪ happy birthday ♪ arrgghh! aaaahhhhhh! [ bleep ]. oh [ bleep ]. breathe, breathe through your stomach. relax. one, two, three. relax, dude. i'm surprised

on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> i got your back. cheers. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- gwen stefani, fortune feimster, plus music by gwen stefani and blake shelton. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you for coming. thank you for watching. oh, wow. i can feel the love in the air. we're glad to have you here on this especially humpy hump day. as i'm sure you're aware, it is valentine's day. if you weren't aware, probably why your wife has been mad all day. not saying anything. [ laughter ] i'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are making love right now with the tv on. [ laughter ] we see you. and to those making love in our studio audience. [ cheers and applause ] st. valentine was the patron saint of, i don't know, trying to convince your loved ones to do weird things in bed. [ laughter ] nobody really knows. today also happens to be ash wednesday, which is confusing. i accidentally gave my priest chocolates and li

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hello, my fellow dildoans, it's me, your honorary mayor, jimmy kimmel. nce you opened your arms to me back in 2019, dildo has been humming. >> the town experienced an incredible tourism boom. >> jimmy: median income is up 17%. crime is down. our community is growing. just recently, we welcomed four beautiful new dildeeples. ella, colby, matthew, and james. i think we know who he's named after. folks in dildo have been so thrilled i'm mayor, they can't seem to keep their hands off each other. [ scary music ] but now an outsider named todd cole wants to change that. who is todd cole? todd lives in ontario, and from what i can tell, spends most of his time in the woods. probably drenched in deer urine from head to toe. todd owns and operates a sign rental company that uses illegal dog labor to do spellcheck. well, guess how that turned out? eldery care? todd cole doesn't care about spelling or our golden seniors. that's why todd and his illiterate dog have no place in dildo. for the past four years, i've been hard at work rebuilding dildo to be a community o

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, thank you. oh, very nice.hank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on the aftermath of valentine's. on another day of bigly courtroom drama for our former president. the orange one this morning, don trump was back in the warm embrace of the american judicial system, the only place that truly loves and appreciates him. he had cases going in both new york and georgia today. simultaneously. this is his version of uniting the country. criminal trials in the north and the south. [ laughter ] trump unsuccessfully tried to get his trial in new york dismissed today, while he is also trying to get the prosecutor in georgia dismissed. it's a regular "dismiss america pageant." [ laughter ] it didn't work out in new york. the judge set a date and it's really, finally happening, an actual criminal trial against donald trump will begin march 25th. [ cheers and applause ] this one is for the least-serious of trump's many indictments. he is accused of violating campaign fi

remembering the victims the a late night tv host, host sued x congressman george santos, taking jimmy kimmel a court over allegations that >> he was tricked into creating cameo videos for his show. the drama has not ended with santos. we're following all these developing stories and many more all coming in right here. cnn news central >> we begin with a major ultimatum in the israel-hamas war and israeli war cabinet minister says, israeli forces will expand into the southern gaza city of rafah if hostages held by hamas are not returned by the start of the muslim holy month of ramadan, just three weeks from now, more than half of palestinians are believed to be the in rafah. half of the palestinians in gaza, we should say after fleeing israeli operations further north, and the humanitarian crisis in gaza, continuing to worsen the health ministry there, which is run by hamas, says that the number of people killed since october 7 has exceeded 29,000. that figure does not distinguish between militants and civilians were going to begin this hour with cnn international diplomatic editor, nic rober

, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- selena gomez. and ebon mass-bachrach. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thank you very much. guillermo. thank you. hi, there. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching on this friday. thank you for joining us on a night of scientific triumph. after more than 50 years, i don't know if you heard, we're back on the moon. the spacecraft odysseus, or "odie" as its friends call it, is the first vehicle launched from the united states to land on the moon since 1972. which is a big deal. this is basically the space equivalent of bell bottoms coming back. [ laughter ] odysseus is also the first commercial spacecraft to land on the moon. its mission was to deliver camera and radio equipment for nasa. nasa posted this today -- "your order was delivered -- to the moon!" [ laughter ] at long last, humanity has finally begun amazon-garbaging the surface of the moon. [ laughter ] congratulations,

oh my gosh. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- america ferrera. kenny smith. plus, music from kygo and ava max. with cleto and the cletones. and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on the -- [ cheers and applause ] probably the drunkiest day of the year. it is fat tuesday. it is mature degraw. this was the scene in new orleans today. where locals showed their appreciation for the police. [ laughter ] fat tuesday. i don't know about you, but i, for one, am sick of seeing tuesday get fat shamed. and i know it's coming from that skinny bitch thursday. [ laughter ] this is kind of funny. a high school kid in alabama is raising awareness that the beads that get thrown around at mardi gras are not great for the environment. >> mardi gras isn't the mardi gras outthe beads but they could release potentially harmful metals into the environment. >> we're not shooting to rain on anybody's parade. this is still a really fun time, fun activity. but conscientious about the conta

on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- samuel l. jackson, jake tapper, and music from train and reo speedwagon. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. very kind. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in the united states of america, where you know what, they say we're slipping here. they say we don't have the same vitality we used to. but guess what? just when they start to count us out, we get on our feet and back on top. that's why i'm so pleased to announce that cases of syphilis in the united states have skyrocketed. [ laughter ] to the highest numbers since the 1950s. that's right. [ cheers and applause ] small victory. syphilis -- you know what syphilis is, guillermo? >> guillermo: yes, it's a disease that you get with -- having sex. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. it's a bacterial disease, and guillermo described it properly. it can lead to paralysis, hearing loss, demen

. >> we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel. quinta brunson from the abc hit comedy abbott elementary. >> have a great >>> previously on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> they're taking teeth out, so it's a little bloody, so don't chew on this. >> what teeth? >> just some -- an extra one that was up there, and your wisdom teeth. >> wisdom teeth? am i dumb now? [ laughter ] >> you're not dumb. they took out your wisdom teeth, yeah. >> i'm not wise anymore? >> what, baby? >> am i dumb? >> oh, no, sweetie, you're not dumb. shh, you're not dumb. >> lou: from hollywood, it's “jimmy kimmel live”! tonight -- quinta brunson, nikolaj coster-waldau, and music from drew holcomb & the neighbors. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, very nice, thank you. hi. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i am the host of the show. thank you for watching and for coming. thank you for -- i heard you might be coming, i never imagined you actually would. [ laughter ] you look fantastic. all eyes this week, are on my home

plus music from benson boone with cleto and the cletones and now jimmy kimmel! cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. hi, mom. how are you? relax. please. it's already too much. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for braving the storm to be here. you're all heroes. when dry january ends, it really ends, doesn't it? today is the first day of february, the hardest of all the months to spell. once again, as february arrives for the 85th year in a row, our nation's newscasters cannot believe it. >> can you believe it? it's already february. >> hard to believe that january's in the rear-view mirror. >> hard to believe it's february. >> hard to believe we rolled into february. >> february. >> that's crazy. >> can you believe it? >> february 1st, that's hard to believe. >> february 1st. >> hard to believe. >> hard to believe, february 1st. >> hard to believe. >> hard to believe. >> february 1st, can you believe that? >> can you believe it? >> can you believe it's already february? >> can you believe it's february? >> can you believe

. >> first, look what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11. jimmy thanks, dan and ama, watch tonight or i'll see you in court. >> and you're from new haven, right? i am from new haven, connecticut. >> so going to yale is like going to your, like, local community college. >> that's exactly right. local technical college. yeah, totally conservative republican steve garvey is the wrong choice for the senate. ...our republican opponent here on this stage has voted for donald trump twice. mr. garvey, you voted for him twice... as your own man, what is your decision? garvey is wrong for california. but garvey's surging in the polls. fox news says garvey would be a boost to republican control of the senate. stop garvey. adam schiff for senate. i'm adam schiff, and i approve this message. and it's worth your time. we believe a new tool letting you create realistic videos like this in just a few clicks. it's technology so staggering. we're going to spend some time unpacking it in our abc seven news deep dive at 11. now, the future of artificial intellig

but first, here's a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! t after abc seven news at 11, jimmy. >> thanks, dan and ama. let's make this happen tonight. if you go to the emmys, win or lose, you're going to go out and you probably will drink alcohol. you had a lot of fun afterwards. >> i had a lot of fun. yeah had a lot of legal fun afterwards. yeah, yeah two very different visions for california. steve garvey, the leading republican, is too conservative for california. he voted for trump twice and supported republicans for years, including far right conservatives. adam schiff, the leading democrat, defended democracy against trump and the insurrectionists. he helped build affordable housing, lower drug costs, and bring good jobs back home. the choice is clear. i'm adam schiff, and i approve this message. you want to see who we are as americans? i'm peter dixon and in kenya... we built a hospital that provides maternal care. as a marine... we fought against the taliban and their crimes against women. and in hillary clinton's state department...

ever nightlife event in the heart of san francisco, first to look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! >> right after abc seven news at 11, jimmy. >> thank you, dan and ama, you have to watch the show tonight. that's it. timothy's rap alter ego is little timmy. tim true or false? oh that's okay. everybody knows that. you can make money the hard way as a bullfighter or a human cannonball... or save money the easy way, with xfinity mobile. existing customers can get a free line of our most popular unlimited plan for a year! not only will you save hundreds, but you'll also be joining millions who have connected to america's most reliable 5g network. sure is a lot safer than becoming a stuntman for money. get a free line of unlimited intro for a year when you buy one unlimited line. plus, get the new samsung galaxy s24 on us. growing up, my parents wanted me to become a doctor or an engineer. those are good careers! but i chose a different path. first, as mayor and then in the legislature. i enshrined abortion rights in our california constitution. in the face of trump, i strengthene

. >> first, a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! ght after abc seven news at 11. jimmy >> thanks, dan. and to stay up late. i know you can. can i get some sad music and a special light, an apology light. do we have an apology? oh yeah, that is our apology. >> i've had it for years. you've never used it? yeah says there's a critical need for donated breast milk. abc seven news south bay reporter lauren martinez reports on how this limited resource can be crucial. >> mothers milk bank in san jose is calling on moms to donate surplus breast milk. the nation's oldest milk bank collects, processes and distributes to neonatal intensive care units across the state and beyond. >> the application process takes about ten minutes, and it goes a long way to saving a baby's life. here at santa clara valley medical, they receive all their donations directly from mothers milk bank. breast milk is one of the most important things that protects the baby against infection, and also protects the neurodevelopment of any baby, especially very pretum infa

first, a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11. mmy >> happy valentine's day if you're watching tv. i'm sorry. >> can she see this stuff? no, no, she can't see it at all. >> don't worry. what'd you get her? >> i thought this would be cool. uh- world's greatest music. i actually got this for myself. millions of hard working families. they're working harder than ever and they still can't make enough to get by to afford food and medicine to even keep a roof over their heads. we need to build more housing that's truly affordable. we need to address this terrible epidemic of homelessness. we need to invest in good paying jobs, union jobs and investments in our future. this, this is why i'm running for the us senate. i'm adam schiff and i approve this message. officers found a substance that was confirmed as fentanyl. it's suspected all four died of drug overdoses, but officials are still waiting on autopsies and toxicology. now, if it is fentanyl, this is another reminder of how potent and deadly it can be, even when mixed with other dru

>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, milo ventimiglia,

and now he's making those same allegations against jimmy kimmel. so it's quite ironic and that's something that came pointed out in his his response there. but i'll leave i'll leave the actual terms and conditions and legal stuff up to the lawyers, guess? >> yeah. >> dripping with >> irony story, oliver darcy. thanks so much for the update. >> well, he thought he won 340 million. turns out though, it was a typo, is he still going to get a payout? will dig into the story next. >> via headline or las vegas. that's what i want to do. >> it's unlike anywhere else in the world vegas, the story of sin city sunday at ten on cnn >> being a journalist is the best job in the world. asking challenging questions of the folks who run the world is ukraine going to win this war? >> yes, of course. >> you're ready. >> the lead with jake tapper, cnn next that first time you take a step back. i made that with your very own online store. >> i sold that. >> had you can manage it all in one place. >> i built this and >> it was easing with a partner that puts you first

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>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, from the cast of "oppenheimer" -- cillian murphy. emily blunt. and robert downey jr. plus rory scovel. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, welcome. that's very nice, thank you. hi. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. i'm glad you did. you picked a good night to be here, that's for sure. can you feel the atomic energy in the room? [ laughter ] all the way from los alamos, the oscar-nominated cast of "oppenheimer," cillian murphy, emily blunt, and robert downey jr. are here. [ cheers and applause ] and don't worry, they left the nuclear waste known as matt damon at home. [ cheers and applause ] he will not be here. we don't let just anyone in here. this isn't a dunkin' commercial. [ laughter ] in washington, d.c., our worst and dimmest gathered for the annual cpac convention. cpac, for those who don't know, is a meeting of the right-wing nuttiest republicans. remember in ghostbus

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everybody. welcome.i, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in -- oh please, relax. traffic has come to a complete stop thanks to the president of the united states, who is here to raise money. i feel like if we got organized we could pay him more to not come. [ laughter ] took my wife an hour and a half to go six miles last night. they shut down everything. they closed all the roads from disneyland to magic mountain, all roads are closed. the traffic is slower than, well, this. [ laughter ] easy, easy, just be real careful, no need to rush, steady as we go. steady. just -- it's just a few more steps till we get -- we'll get you in that car. and there will be -- okay, all right, great. he made it. i mean, is there anything more heart-stopping than watching him walk down stairs? [ laughter ] it makes me feel like i'm in the movie "a quiet place." there's that much tension. [ laughter ] anyway, the president is here to raise money. and also to see if ste

jimmy kimmel enlists the help of weird barbie to prepare to be host ryan gosling reprising his role,0th and i love it when they do these little things, and the self-deprecation >> we know how big of a deal that greta wasn't nominated. it was fun to see it integrated into that. >> staying on the whole barbie corps. >> and speaking of jimmy kimmel, ka katy perry revealed that her seventh season on "american idol" had likely be her last there are conflicts with her schedule as a reason for the departure. she has been a fixture alongside luke bryan and lionel richie my favorite part was when jimmy asked, what do luke and lionel think? think? and she a she said they'll findt tomorrow >> she wants to feel the pulse of her own beat. that was so well put good luck to her >>> now to disney revealing that a brand-new attraction is almost there. the company announced that tiana's bayou adventure based on frin princess and a frog will open in florida. it keeps the flume design of splash mountain. it comes after the announcement in 2021 that the ride would be rye vamped to more inclusive concept.

washington and this is cnn >> disgraced former republican congressman george santos is now suing jimmy kimmel for pranking him on cameo we'll santos say, and here we go can you please congratulate my legally blind nice julia, on passing her driving test he juilliard >> congratulations on getting your driving test. >> you prove that >> even the legally blind can do it now santos is alleging kimmel misuse the videos by tricking him and then airing the videos on his show. a violation of cameos, terms of service according to santos, so far, kimmel not responding thank you so much for joining us. ac360 starts now tonight on 360 new reporting about alexey navalny's death in a russian gulag. >> and donald trump's condolences for himself. also tonight, wisconsin, former state republican chairman. click claims he and his fellow fake electors were tricked by the trump campaign and later, why disgraced ex congressman george santos is suing jimmy kimmel. good evening. thanks for joining us. alexey navalny's widow, yulia spoke out today about her husband's death and possible murder. and vladimir putin and

plus the late night sky fifth, it has disgraced former congressman george santos coming after jimmy kimmel in court. >> yes. you heard that, right >> welcome to the lead. i'm kaitlan collins in for jake tapper today and we start with our worldly and an urgent promise from the widow of one vladimir putin's fiercest critics, the russian opposition leader alexey navalny, who died suddenly in a prison camp on friday. >> today, we >> heard from yulia navalnaya vowing to find out exactly who was responsible for what happened to her husband as she's also pledging to continue his fight to bring democracy russia >> yeah. >> i asked you to share your range rage, anger, and hatred with me towards those with daring enough to kill our future. and i address you with alexei's words, which i believe it is not ashamed to do. it's not a shame to do little but it's a shame not to do anything. it's a shame to make yourself intimidating >> that cb as a pool guides. >> the kremlin has said the investigation into navalny's death is underway, claiming that the results are currently, quote, unknown cnn's matthew c

a fall falls and to carnegie hall >> how do you get to carnegie hall >> you practice, jimmy >> jimmy kimmelim for his fourth stint as oscars host ryan gosling reprises his role in barbie, and it ends with the trademark ken reaction the oscars air on march 10th how fun to be able to go full-on barbie with jimmy kimmel, as they prepare for it. it's going to be here before we flow it. ther likely be her departure. she's been a member of the three-judge panel since 2018 alongside luke bryan and lionel richie i love what she said about luke and lionel's reactions basically, they don't flow yet know yet. i wonder who's going to replace her. >>> now to disney revealing that a brand-new attraction is almost there. the company announced that thiaw that's bayou adventure based off the 2009 princess and the frog movie will open this summer at walt disney world in florida the new orleans-themed ride keeps the classic log flume design of its predecessor splash mountain it comes after disney announced in 2020 that the long-standing ride would be revamped to a more inclusive concept. disneyland in califor

i stayed here an extra day to do the jimmy kimmel show. >> what?>> you [ bleep ] stayed in l.a.? how -- why are you staying there? i'm sitting here at a restaurant, waiting for you right now. this is a [ bleep ] joke? [ laughter ] i don't believe you actually stayed out there this entire time. [ laughter ] >> all right. [ applause ] >> jimmy: gosh, i'm so sorry. >> it's all right. it's all good. >> jimmy: miscommunication. >> keeping the romance. well, there's no communication, not a miscommunication. [ laughter ] yeah, but that's -- the little things keep, you know, marriage exciting. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: keep the fire alive. how old is your daughter now? >> she just turned 7. >> jimmy: okay, that's a fun age. >> yes. i mean -- i mean, she literally just turned 7. so, i mean, yeah. last couple of days have been fun. [ laughter ] you know. she's -- you know, give or take. no, she's -- she's really coming into her own. you know. kids do that. they start, you know -- the questions are different. >> jimmy: what kind of questions does she ask you? >>

>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- bob odenkirk, theo james, and music from sheryl crow. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. oh, it's very -- i need it, i tell you what. we are squeaking toward the end of february. i got to say, i don't know if i'm going to make to it november, guys. it's just too much. we still have 46 primaries to go. you knew that, right, guillermo? >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: i know you have that primary advent calendar going at home. [ laughter ] all eyes were on the state of michigan last night for the primary elections there. as was expected, donald trump scored bigly over nikki haley. who reaffirmed that she has no intention of dropping out. she said her campaign is going to take this race one crushing [ laughter ] defeat at a time. president biden is running against no one. he beat no one with a commanding 81% of the vote. 13% of democrats in michigan v

but first, here's a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11. jimmy, thank you dan. >> and the tonight show is even bigger than the super bowl. you were on like cnn at like 330 this morning or 330. were you still drunk when you did those interviews >> here's what's happening around the bay area. >> so many questions about what led up to this incident. a man stole this plane from palo alto airport, took it for a joyride. i don't want to say mother nature is a niners fan, but, i mean, she's got red on the horizon this morning. >> watch abc seven mornings. you make me feel like dancing. >> i want to feel the power of osteo bi-flex taken every day. it's clinically shown to improve joint comfort in seven days, with significant improvement over time. >> this ad typical politicians. he's bad, i'm good. blah blah. let's shake things up with katie porter. porter refused his corporate pac money and leads the fight to ban congressional stock trading. katie porter taking on big banks to make housing more affordable and drug

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now he's suing abc's jimmy kimmel. santos says that kimball's team deceived him into creating videos and the video message platform cameo. and then improperly broadcast them on air or on social media. in essence, center those appears offended that a person who would pretend to be someone they are not. then reap the rewards at deception, something of course, he may be very familiar with. here's an example of one of the fake letters that kimball's team wrote to santos george please congratulate my mom, brenda on the successful cloning of her beloved schnauzer aid off she and dr. howard should offer went through a lot of dogs in the trial runs, but they finally got it to stick. tell her to give aid off a big belly rub for me, we'll set those said he, brenda wanted to keep gradually, you want successfully cloning your beloved schnauzer, eat all. i know it was a lot of trials and tribulations but he finally did it. now, you get to enjoy, eat all, then be happy. so give him a belly rub for me >> so now, by our senior chief r

now he's suing abc's jimmy kimmel. santos says that kimball's team deceived him into creating videos and the video message platform cameo. and then improperly broadcast them on air or on social media. in essence, santos appears offended that a person would pretend to be someone they are got and then reap the rewards at deception. somebody of course, he may be very familiar with. here's an example of one of the fake letters that kim was team wrote to santos george, please congratulate my mom, brenda on the successful cloning of her beloved schnauzer aid off she and dr. howard should offer went through a lot of dogs in the trial runs, but they finally got it to stick teller to give aid off a big belly rub for me, we'll set those said he, brenda wanted to congratulate you on successfully cloning your beloved schnauzer, eat all. i know it was a lot of trials and tribulations but he finally did it now, you get to enjoy eat all. then be happy. so give him a belly rub for me >> so now by our senior chief reporter, harry enten