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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy kimmel. at's very nice. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us at our home-quarters here in hollywood on the night after st. patrick's day. i almost forgot st. patrick's day was a holiday for adults. until i saw five thousand wildly drunken temporary irishmen in west hollywood last night. oh, yeah, right. did you do anything for st. patrick's day? >> guillermo: no, nothing. >> jimmy: usually you do. you used to. >> guillermo: now i just had a drink at my house. that's it. >> jimmy: okay, you got drunk at home. >> >> guillermo:. >> jimmy: on saturday night, right before bed, our 6-year-old informed us he expected two things when he woke up on st. patrick's day. he expected to see green water in the toilet bowl because apparently that's the color leprechauns pee. and he wanted some kind of easter bunny-style candy basket. and we were like, "no, that doesn't happen on st. patrick's day. you don't get candy on st. patrick's day. then we're trying

trump is correct when he says jimmy kimmel was bombing, he's been bombing for some time now. o was an entertainer before becoming a spokesman for the dnc. what would jimmy kimmel do if trump did not exist? his entire show is about him. he does not mock joe biden or kamala harris, who provide plenty material on a daily basis. this is what we have come to at this point as far as the oscars is concerned. half the audience does not tune in. they will be mocked in some way. whether conservative or nominees, it does not matter. bring billy crystal out of retirement or the ai version of johnny carson. ratings are in the gutter for the oscars because half the country knows if they tune in, it is about them being a target, enough already, please, todd, get somebody else in there. bring back crystal. >> carley: maybe todd can do it. he's on it. he could be better. "u.s.a. today" says the oscars started late and went down from there. jimmy kimmel could be sleep walking. that is their thought of how the show went. president biden heading to new hampshire and when it comes to the border, t

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. >> first, a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11. jimmy. >> thanks, dan and amna. we got a lot of stars on the show tonight. the cast of oppenheim is here. they're nominated for. how many oscars is the movie nominated for. do you know offhand i think it's like 214. is it possible to count on my internet like my customers count on me? it is with comcast business. keeping you up and running with our 99.9% network reliability. and security that helps outsmart threats to your data. moaire dida twoo? - your data, too. there's even round-the-clock customer support. so you can be there for your customers. with comcast business, reliability isn't just possible. it's happening. get started for $49 a month. plus, ask how to get up to a $800 prepaid card with a qualifying internet package. don't wait, call and switch today! bounced from one doctor to the next. did they even send my lab work...? wait, was i supposed to bring that? then there's the forms. the bills. the 'not a bills.' the.... ”press 4 to repeat th

jimmy kimmel, if you ever watch him, he also has some jabs for the former president.ut the former president for a post he put on truth social that read in part, has there ever been a worse host than jimmy kimmel at the oscars? to whichjimmy kimmel replied, among other things, "isn't it past yourjail time?" jimmy kimmel has done this multiple times and has been the host during many memorable moments during the oscars, so he is prepared for just about anything. he did what he normally does, he poked fun at the movies, he poked fun at the actors and then he had a skit withjohn sena, which i think everybody is talking about today. john cena came out on stage, practically nude to present the best costume award and that skit made light of an oscars moment that happened 50 years ago when a streaker ran on stage. finally, i assume the parties are still going on in los angeles? oh, you know they are definitely still going on. there are the after parties, the after, after parties and a lot of those parties carry on until the early morning. right now it is about 2.30 in the morn

jimmy kimmel is next >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- selena gomez. and ebon moss-bachrach. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thank you very much. guillermo. thank you. hi, there. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching on this friday. thank you for joining us on a night of scientific triumph. after more than 50 years, i don't know if you heard, we're back on the moon. the spacecraft odysseus, or "odie" as its friends call it, is the first vehicle launched from the united states to land on the moon since 1972. which is a big deal. this is basically the space equivalent of bell bottoms coming back. [ laughter ] odysseus is also the first commercial spacecraft to land on the moon. its mission was to deliver camera and radio equipment for nasa. nasa posted this today -- "your order was delivered -- to the moon!" [ laughter ] at long last, humanity has finally begun amazon-garbaging the surface of the moon. [ laughter ] congratulations, everybody. meanwhile, hi

. >> first, a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11. jimmy, thank you, dan and ama tonight. >> let's boldly stay awake together anytime time you're with william shatner. >> it is fun, lively. he has a joke. he has an anecdote. >> when you were a little kid, did you ever imagine you'd be in a van with captain kirk at some point it's not a nine-to-five proposition. it's all day and into the night. it's all the things that keep this world turning. it's the go-tos that keep us going. the places we cheer. trust. hang out. and check in. they all choose the advanced network solutions and round the clock partnership from comcast business. powering more businesses than anyone. powering possibilities. and their development of iphones. the us department of justice is suing apple, accusing the company of building an illegal smartphone monopoly. california is one of 16 states to team up with the feds, claiming apple's business model stifles competition. u.s. attorney general merrick garland gave this example. if an i

we just watched the deranged jimmy kimmel literally scream "do you even know who my father is? [ laughter ] it's disgusting, it's pathetic, and frankly, it's dangerous. >> jimmy: i did not say -- get that off my screen. i don't want to be in a tiktok. >> too late, you're in one. but the saddest thing about all of this is that we all know the real jimmy kimmel died months ago. [ laughter ] and this body double isn't fooling anybody. >> jimmy: okay. what is that music? >> it's a generic creepy music track. every good conspiracy track has one. look at the bags under the eyes. the wrinkles on the forehead. the saggy you think they would actually allow a guy who looks like this on tv? >> jimmy: i've had a long week. i'm tired because of daylight saving. that's why i look like this. >> i agree with boner soup here. distract us from the fact that octopi from space are making our children bisexual. here's why that's a good thing. >> jimmy: hold on, that's it. i'm sacraling up. >> click the link in my boy bio to get my supplements? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, maybe we should get rid of

but first, here's a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11, jimmy tonight, batman and beetlejuice are here. >> al pacino is in the movie with you. you directed al pacino? yes he is. do you feel comfortable telling him what to do? >> oh, yeah. i feel comfortable telling everyone what to. the fully-electric audi q4 e-tron. get exceptional offers at your local audi dealer. norman, bad news... i never graduated from med school. what? but the good news is... xfinity mobile just got even better! now, you can automatically connect to wifi speeds up to a gig on the go. plus, buy one unlimited line and get one free for a year. i gotta get this deal... that's like $20 a month per unlimited line... i don't want to miss that. that's amazing doc. mobile savings are calling. visit xfinitymobile.com to learn more. doc? charged with style. the fully-electric audi q4 e-tron. get exceptional offers at your local audi dealer. and in hawaii. she one day planned to build a retreat center on it. but that dream is on hold because som

. >> first, look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11. jimmy tonight i celebrate my love for you. >> you were the first person i called when they offered me to host the emmys. jimmy, actually, you were the only person i called. >> do you want to share what the conversation we had? but the money. yeah. yeah, yeah. it's not a nine-to-five proposition. it's all day and into the night. it's all the things that keep this world turning. it's the go-tos that keep us going. the places we cheer. trust. hang out. and check in. they all choose the advanced network solutions and round the clock partnership from comcast business. powering more businesses than anyone. powering possibilities. a 7-eleven store in san francisco is going viral. it's called onigiri, but there are a couple of wrinkles here first. the store wasn't selling it, and there's no partnership with san francisco mayor london breed. second, they were made by a woman who is hoping to get the convenience store to carry it. abc seven news reporter tara ca

on jimmy kimmel, michael keaton, >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- michael keaton. ramy youssef. and music from briston maroney. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. welcome. very nice. i'm jimmy, i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. thank you for being here for it. i'm for it, you're here for it, we're all here for it both literally and figuratively. and i'm glad we're all here having fun, but there is a disaster looming a potentially earth-shattering event that could have a devastating impact on tens of millions of americans, especially young americans. and i'm not talking about climate change, or ai, or diarrhea on planes. [ laughter ] the house of representatives today, with an overwhelming majority, passed a bill that would ban tiktok in the united states unless the chinese company that owns tiktok agrees to sell it. only 50 democrats and 15 republicans voted no. 352 voted yes, which almost never happens anymore. who would

. >> of course, a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11. jimmy. >> thank you, dan and ama tonight. let's boldly stay awake together anytime you're with william shatner. >> it is fun, lively. he has a joke. he has an anecdote. >> when you were a little kid, did you ever imagine you'd be in a van with captain kirk at some point hey. nice to meet you. (♪) you're so amazing. (♪) girl scout troops are picking up on it, and it is forcing the secret service to step in. someone is taking advantage of kids in solano county by passing fake money to buy girl scout cookies. can you believe this? it's awful. >> well, it happened three times last month. each time it involved the person giving the scouts a counterfeit $100 bill. fairfield police say usually the goal of the scammer is not so much the cookies, obviously, but to get cash in return. investigators say it happened twice in lowes parking lots in the third time was in front of a peet's coffee. >> what's heartbreaking? these are children, you know, we're taking adv

. >> first, a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11. jimmy >> thanks, dan and ama. you'll have to wait four years for another show this big. >> there is no country. i'm really dying to get to. >> even after seeing one place i really have to see, because i don't. conservative republican steve garvey is the wrong choice for the senate. ...our republican opponent here on this stage has voted for donald trump twice. mr. garvey, you voted for him twice... as your own man, what is your decision? garvey is wrong for california. but garvey's surging in the polls. fox news says garvey would be a boost to republican control of the senate. stop garvey. adam schiff for senate. i'm adam schiff, and i approve this message. when peter dickson led my platoon into combat in afghanistan, he cared about two things: completing the mission, and making sure his marines came home. and we all did. pete's always fought for what he believes in, and i know he'll do the same in congress for affordable housing, the rights of women,

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first, a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11. jimmy >> thank you dan and amna. watch tonight or i'm telling on you i wouldn't mind like the fly character in the fly. >> teleporting myself and go like that. >> but didn't things go badly in the fly. >> yes now it did. now that i think of it i see my husband... the father of our girls. i see a public servant. a man who served under secretary clinton in the state department... where he took on the epidemic of violence against women in the congo. i see a fighter, a tenacious problem-solver... who will go to congress and protect abortion rights and our democracy. because he sees a better future for all of us. i'm peter dixon and i approved this message. the driver. i mean, look at this was miraculously saved as her 18 wheeler truck dangled about 70ft over the ohio river. it happened after an accident on the bridge involving two other vehicles. a firefighter was lowered down onto the cab. as you see there, hooked the woman onto his harness, and then the two were slowly hoisted back up. o

but first, here's a look at what's ahead tonight on jimmy kimmel live! ght after abc seven news at 11, jimmy. >> thanks, dan and ama, stay up tonight because oprah said so. >> stedman loves octopus. oh, okay. it's not just octopus, it's octopus and okra. >> he loves things that start with o saves us 5% on the things we need. 5% off. - 5% off. 5% of. and, as loyalty members, we get points toward mylowe's money for the things we want. oh, we want this. the all new mylowe's rewars loyalty program is her. download the app to joi, earn and save toda. on all four counts of involuntary manslaughter. prosecutors argued he bought an improperly stored the guns his son would use to kill four students in 2021 year, you're obligated to use ordinary and reasonable care, and you owe a duty to other other kids in that school, in the community, and you're required to exercise ordinary care. >> these are it's an egregious set of facts, an egregious set of facts. >> the defense argued crumbley had no way of knowing his son's plans. crumbley's wife was convicted of the same

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. hi, mom.w are you? relax. please. it's already too much. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for braving the storm to be here. you're all heroes. it is so wet. when dry january ends, it really ends, doesn't it? [ laughter ] today is the first day of february, the hardest of all the months to spell. [ laughter ] once again, as february arrives for the 85th year in a row, our nation's newscasters cannot believe it. >> can you believe it? it's already february. good-bye, january. >> february 1st. hard to believe january's in the rear-view mirror. >> hard to believe it's february. >> hard to believe we rolled into february. >> february. >> that's crazy. >> can you believe it? >> february 1st, that's hard to believe. >> february 1st. >> hard to believe. >> hard to believe, february 1st. >> february, kind of hard to believe. >> february, hard to believe. >> february 1st, can you believe that? >> february, can you believe it? >> february, can you believe it? >> can you believe it's already

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice, thank you. you're very kind.'m jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. what a -- [ cheers and applause ] well, i tell you something. i'm glad you're fired up. you've picked a very, very good night to be here. the great and powerful oprah winfrey is with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] just as the prophecy foretold. [ laughter ] it's exciting when oprah is here. everybody is dressed up. everyone is abuzz. the mood is certainly very different than it was four years ago. four years ago today, we shut down because of covid, which we were calling the coronavirus. as you remember, a lot of businesseses closed. i had to close my brand-new shared-nozzle indoor hookah lounge i took a beating on. [ laughter ] remember we were bumping elbows? >> guillermo: yes, i remember, yes. >> jimmy: we were carefully disassembling our doordash deliveries like a bomb squad in "the hurt locker." [ laughter ] one of our producers was ordering sushi and then microwaving it before he ate it. [ laug

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show.hank you for watching. thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ] we are -- please, i appreciate that. welcome to hollywood, where things are already getting back to be a normal after oscar sunday. the dolby theater, where the oscars are held, is right across the street from us. that's why they keep asking me to host the show. they don't have to pay for car to bring me over there. [ laughter ] there's a big billboard on the corner, you've probably seen this driving in. >> guillermo: oh, yeah. >> jimmy: of me. it must be 80 feet tall. these guys wasted no time swapping that out. yesterday morning -- [ laughter ] i was already taken down and replaced by "dune 2." they didn't even offer me the billboard. they're made out of some -- you know how great that would have looked, completely covering matt damon's house? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i guess the message is, it's over. it was fun while it lasted, i guess. not for you. the oscar magic continues for you, guillermo. >> guiller

it's not even a good round number. >> jimmy kimmel is bath ready to roast the stars? >> i >> saw your movies now it's my turn to make use it in the theater for three-and-a-half-hour. god help you will find know you like if you're if you've been in my house here in trouble on oscar night, we caught up with kimmel and we'll days before the show to hear his plans in, see if anything is off-limits. >> george santos yes. safe. but i think he would i think it will make him so happy if he was mentioned at the oscars and i'm not interested in making him happy. >> the hollywood >> strikes, strikes es is something i will talk about. >> shore can be nominated, but not barbie. >> there'll be some version of that. yes. >> taylor swift and travis kelce, not off limits, but probably played out. >> know, your wife is an executive producer. does she put up some guardrails like honey? maybe don't go there, don't say that. >> yes, my wife on occasion will say, like, is it worth it? and that's the best question you can ask me because sometimes the answer is yes, it is worth it. the first

comedian jimmy kimmel will be back at it as a host. and when it comes to roasting celebrities, all jokes are not on the table. cnn spoke with mr. kimball to talk about where he's drawing any lines that's next what happened to the golden boy of new jersey governor jim aggreviate. >> i engaged in an adult consensual affair with another man. it was shocking. >> was it an instant attraction? >> yeah. >> agree. these >> top fundraiser under investigation, he put a lover want to stay payroll for reasons you immigrating resigned is a lot more complicated than we remember. >> did you want to be outed united states of scandal with jake tapper or rather go to therapy is if they're having an interview with jake tapper episode next sunday at nine on cnn. >> this is remmington. he's a member of the family for sure we always said them kibble. it just seemed like the thing to do but he was getting picky. we heard about the farmers dog and there was a complete transformation. his coat was so soft, he had amazing energy. he was a completely different i

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. >> first, a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11. jimmy. >> thanks, dan. and ama. stay up tonight. i'm exhausted. >> let's play barbie real quick. look, listen right here. >> look, i'm only here for the drinking. >> can we take out the head? can you move? stop it. yeah! >> stop it. oh, my god, i love you. cheers. it's not a nine-to-five proposition. it's all day and into the night. it's all the things that keep this world turning. it's the go-tos that keep us going. the places we cheer. trust. hang out. and check in. they all choose the advanced network solutions and round the clock partnership from comcast business. powering more businesses than anyone. powering possibilities. the millions laugh on blackish and then she needs an ambulance. >> did you think you were going to die? >> i did the emotional robin roberts exclusive tomorrow on abc's good morning america. >> we'll get an update on the case of convicted murderer scott peterson, who is hoping a san mateo judge will grant him a new trial. it co

>> right, well - >> jimmy: jimmy kimmel -- yeah >> he's our boy. >> jimmy: yeah, he is our -- yeah [e are - you know, a lot of things changed when donald trump came down that escalator in 2015. and we went back and looked at some of the scandals that were so huge before then -- sanford, and john edwards, and -- >> jimmy: spitzer. >> -- blagojevich and spitzer. interviewed major players and sat down with them, tried to figure out what really happened and it's been -- it's been fun it's really fascinating. >> jimmy: it's all fascinating stuff. congrats on this i want to show a clip. here's jake tapper with former governor jim mcgreevey in the next episode of "united states of scandal." take a look at this. >> i didn't wake up and say, you know, "i'm going to be deceptive for the sake of deceiving. i'm gonna create this whole double-ledger. no, i didn't make that decision prior to the gubernatorial campaign i made it, like, at 7 or 8-years-old. ♪ i can remember this as if it were yesterday i go to my local public library, and i'm pulling out the card catalog looking for the word "homose

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pugh have a great night everyone. >> lou: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! from the cast of "dune: part 2," timothÉe chalamet, zendaya, austin butler and florence pugh. plus music from benson boone. with cleto and the cletones.

i'm right now on jimmy kimmel.carmichael, have a great night. >>> lou: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, jerrod carmichael, janelle james, and music from chicano batman. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >>my

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. hi, everybody.t's too much. thank you, i'm jimmy. thank you for watching. thank you for clapping, i appreciate it. thank you for everything. i'm glad you're here. there is a lot going on, but no one cares because the ncaa tournament has started. [ laughter ] but there's a lot going on. are you watching the college basketball games? the round of 64 is under way. what i was most interested in is gonzaga played their first game against mcneese state. despite the fact that there is no evidence that either of those schools exist. [ laughter ] they played. they "played." gonzaga is the college basketball version of the easter bunny. [ laughter ] shows up once a year. makes a bunch of baskets. then disappears. [ laughter ] baseball season starts a week from today -- [ cheers and applause ] and we already here in los angeles have drama surrounding the dodgers' 700million dollar man, shohei ohtani. i don't know if you heard about this. the dodgers yesterday fired ohtani's translator for allegedly stealing oh

i'm right now on jimmy kimmel. jerrod carmichael, have a great night. >>> lou: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, jerrod carmichael, janelle james, and music from chicano batman. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i appreciate that. thanks, everybody. oh, that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here on our home court in hollywood. are you ready for march madness? is it -- no, not at all, huh? [ laughter and applause ] my hope is that we get all the madness out in march, so we don't have any left for november. [ laughter ] there were two college basketball play-in games today. there are 16 games tomorrow, another 16 the day after that, then eight games, another eight games, then four games, four games, two games, two games, two games, one game, then we go back to working at work. [ laughter ] again, we get no work done when the games are on. i'm warning you now, tomorrow night's show

>> janny, what did jimmy kimmel do to you!? i didn't do anything to him. >> come on, honey. let's go visit 4/20, and forget this ever happened. i'll see you losers in four years! let's go. >> hang mike pence! hang mike pence! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: why so much smoke? [ laughter ] we'll figure it out at rehearsal tomorrow, i guess. hey, we've got a good show for you tonight if we survive the smoke. from "shogun" anna sawai is here. [ cheers and applause ] we have music from the kid laroi, and we'll be right back with eugene levy. so stick around! i see my husband... the father of our girls. i see a public servant. a man who served under secretary clinton in the state department... where he took on the epidemic of violence against women in the congo. i see a fighter, a tenacious problem-solver... who will go to congress and protect abortion rights and our democracy. because he sees a better future for all of us. i'm peter dixon and i approved this message. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, hi, there, welcome back.

it's not even a good round number. >> jimmy kimmel is bath ready to roast the stars? >> i saw your movies. now it's my turn to make you sit live theater for three-and-a-half-ho ur. god help you. uh, fine. though you like if you're if you've been to my house here in trouble on oscar night, we caught up with kimmel and days before the show to hear his plans in, see if anything is off-limits. >> george santos yeah. >> safe. but i think he would i think it would make him so happy if he was mentioned that the oscars and i'm not interested in making him happy. >> the hollywood strikes, the >> strikes, yes. is something i will talk about. sure. >> can being nominated but not barbie. >> there'll be some version of that >> yes. >> taylor swift and travis kelce, not off limits. but probably played out. >> now, your wife as an executive producer, does she put up some guardrails like honey? maybe don't go there, don't say that. >> yes, my wife on occasion will say, like, is it worth it? and that's the best question you can ask me because sometimes the answer is yes, it is worth i

>> janny, what did jimmy kimmel do to you!? i didn't do anything to him. >> come on, honey. let's go visit 4/20, and forget this ever happened. i'll see you losers in four years! let's go. >> hang mike pence! hang mike pence! hang mike pence! [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why so much smoke? [ laughter ] we'll figure it out at rehearsal tomorrow, i guess. hey, we've got a good show for you tonight if we survive the smoke. from "shogun," anna sawai is here. [ cheers and applause ] we have music from the kid laroi, and we'll be right back with eugene levy. so stick around! (oldest girl) someday, i'll be the first female president. of the universe. (middle boy) someday, i'm gonna marry my baseball glove. probably in vegas. (youngest girl) someday, i'll help all balloon animals roam free. (vo) there are a lot of miles between today and “someday”. your long-lasting three-row subaru ascent will get your family there. ninety-six percent of subaru vehicles sold in the past ten years are still on the road. (middle boy) so

now, jimmy kimmel, return to host for the fourth time. >> and i >> interviewed jimmy kimmel last week, he took a break from rehearsal to talk to us at cnn and give us a little preview and i asked our politics going to take center stage. jimmy told us know he was not planning on politics becoming a huge part of the oscars in less something happened. and guess what, after our interviews something happened. he made a joke about state of the union, and he also made a joke about trump. let's take a look at that >> has there ever been a worst host than jimmy kimmel at the oscars? is opening, was that of a less than average person trying too hard to be something which he is not an never can be thank you for watching. i'm surprised you're still like isn't it pasture jail time >> so as you see there, huge reaction in the room and look, the former president did take to truth, social posted lives. so what else can you expect from jimmy? >> yeah i mean, obviously trump is not going to resist getting on truth social when jimmy kimmel is hosting the oscars. but what a comeback, what a quick wit jim

. >> jimmy kimmel hosts the oscars live tonight at seven eastern four pacific on abc. >> sponsored locally by sutter health, sutter health. we're getting better. never stops >> this is jimmy butler, and this is jimmy butler's butler. jimmy butler loves hulu plus live tv. it's got over 95 live channels, but jimmy butler's butler is old school for your media social sur. he doesn't realize hulu plus live tv is like cable, only better buckets. >> you get disney plus and espn plus all in one plan. >> indeed. >> watch live tv like jimmy butler. >> where are you going to cut the cord. >> listening to people that drink, bigelow tea is so important to my family, because making that perfect cup, it's the reason we do what we do. hi guys. so what are you guys drinking? >> constant comment when i'm drinking bigelow tea. >> it's just a moment for me. it's just me time. that's what a cup of tea is. >> a moment for you. someone you love. oh it tastes really great. >> yes, it was always bigelow tea. wow. >> that's what my family hopes for. >> cheers. cheers >> have heart failure with unresolved symptoms.

what is up with you and jimmy kimmel? if. social. [laughter] anyone? no? thank you, president trump. howard: because during the academy awards you posted has there ever been a worst host than jimmy kimmel at the oscars? less than an average person trying to hard. he read that on the air and took a crack at you. >> what else did i say? i said some other pretty good things. howard: were you getting even finish. >> now,ing look, jimmy kimmel i. his ratings are terrible. he's not a talented guy. i hear he hits me all the time, so is i figured i'd hit him because i thought he was a lousy is e host. i put it out on truth which is on fire, by the way. i never expected he was going to be reading it. just prior to the the movie of the year, which is the big one, right? i think they get the man, the woman, now the move are i have of the air. he reads my truth on air, exactly what you read, and now the big story is that they all a begged him not to do it, don't do it, and he probably stupidly, you know, he had to act in a short period o

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, there. hi.ery nice. hi, everybody. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for the applause i need to stay alive. it's very kind. [ cheers and applause ] today is the first day of spring, everybody. today is the first day of spring. outside, the flowers are in bloom. inside, snoop dogg is lighting those flowers and smoking them. [ laughter ] we have a big show tonight. this afternoon, just outside our studio, dr. dre got a star on the hollywood walk of fame. [ cheers and applause ] that is literal street cred. tonight, dr. and his friends snoop dogg and 50 cent are here to celebrate. [ cheers and applause ] there are cele-dre-tions going on all around the world. in london, the pubs are full of revelers. [ laughter ] there are fans flood is the streets of buenos aires. in sydney, australia, fireworks are lighting the sky. [ laughter ] india is celebrating with a parade of elephants. in beijing, men are so excited they are punching themselves in the tender parts. in florida, th

jimmy's late night show and also on the oscars. jumping into his fourth year hosting. she knows what kimmel does best, but keep it uh- happy, joyful. >> celebrate the people in the room. keep it moving quickly, jimmy is also really good on his feet. he thrives in spontaneous moments and so live television is perfect for him. >> to be honest, sometimes i hope things go wrong because it mixes things up a little bit. you don't want things to be. you don't want everything to be too neatly wrapped up in a bow. you want a little bit of a mess. you want a little bit of risk. and it is a live show and you want to remind people of that. so if something happens, which it has, as things seem to be happening a lot lately, i feel like i'll be ready for it. >> he really cares deeply about the people in that room and wants them to enjoy themselves and wants them to feel relaxed with him and i think that makes people at home feel relaxed and excited. >> in los angeles. orge pennacchio abc seven news. don't miss the oscars right here on abc seven. >> we are a little over a week away from tonight. you can wa

all these details added something greater new dove men plant powered body wall i'm jimmy kimmel, and this year the oscars are starting an hour earlier, but don't worry, they'll still end several hours late. >> jimmy kimmel returns to host the oscars hi, sunday seven eastern for pacific iec >> welcome back. faced with multiple crises abroad president biden's annual state of the union address came at a critical moment in this campaign for reelection amid growing frustration over his backing of israel's war in gaza. the speech was delivered exactly five months after hamas militants attacked israel, murdering over 1,200 and kidnapping more than 240 from their homes, over 110 israeli hostages have been released from hamas captivity since the war began. >> but 100 30 remain in gaza. 99 of them believes still alive, but with no word of their condition. and almog goldstein lived to tell her harrowing story of survival in hamas captivity. her husband nadav, and eldest daughter yam, were murdered by hamas on october 7, just before she and her three remaining children or gem, girl and towel wer

org >> i'm jimmy kimmel and this year the oscars are starting an hour earlier. but don't worry, they'll still end several hours late. >> jimmy kimmel returns to host the oscars live sunday seven eastern, four pacific on abc you can go to your local with all your. >> we are back now with our latest edition of yay or nay this time about getting hung up on cell phones in schools. we have a lot of thoughts on that. >> so connecticut is debating whether to shut the cell up in every classroom across the constitution state classroom. you got to say that, not me. oh, wait, that was a good one. >> shut the hell up. >> that was good. rhiannon i liked it better when you said it, but this is involving a method that you usually only see, like concerts and comedy shows. here's abc's andrea fujii with more. >> if you were to walk around the building, you would. you would not see a phone in this place. >> these middle schoolers in connecticut are going cell phone free, participating in a pilot program. the governor hopes will keep them from getting distracted in class. i'm show

>> mollie: i think jimmy kimmel was not a very good host.funny and making crude men's humor. he appeared in black face once and now he went after robert downy jr. being a recovering addict. you want to make fun of them for fact they get swag bags worth three times what the average american makes. >> kayleigh: carley shimkus showed me some costumes, just google it. >> brian: john cena has a good build and shaved his body. >> harris: looking close. that's a lot. why did top photo agencies retract this picture of princess kate? were you worried the wedding would be too much? nahhhh... (inner monologue) another destination wedding?? why can't they use my backyard!! with empower, we get all of our financial questions answered. so we don't have to worry. empower. what's next. hey, jen. i need skin advice. sure. am i ready for retinol? neutrogena® retinol? yes! it evens skin tone, and smooths fine lines, with visible results in just one week. sounds like you've said that before. once or twice. neutrogena® retinol oh, why leaffilter? it's well desig