and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, thank you. thanks.ery nice. thank you, cleto. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the shows of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood, the show business capital of the world, home to many of your favorite courtroom dramas. but the one that got all the attention today was in delaware, the high-profile trial of hunter biden ended badly for hunter. he was found guilty on all three counts. his father did a terrible job of rigging this. [ laughter ] hunter was convicted on three felony gun charges. when which means he's now only 31 felonies away from being the republican nominee for president. [ laughter and applause ] there is bad news for the bidens. the president put out a statement that said -- "i am the president, but i am also a dad. i will accept the outcome of this case and will continue to respect the judicial process as hunter considers an appeal. jill and i will always be there for hunter and the rest of our family with our love and support. nothing will ever change that." sam

he's the host of "jimmy kimmel live!" one of the best, my friend, jimmy kimmel is on the show. time. [ cheers and applause ] for mr. kimmel. first time. and she's a fantastic actress you've seen in "barbie" and "derry girls." now she's starring in "bridgerton," whose third season premieres on netflix may 16th. nicola coughlan will also be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] thrilled she's going to be here. a lot of first timers tonight. before we get to all that, michael cohen took the stand as the prosecution's star witness in donald trump's hush money trial and revealed private conversations he had with trump about that hush money payment. and trump held a rally in new jersey where he attacked the prosecutor, slammed bruce springsteen and praised, let me see here, oh, hannibal lecter. for more on this, it's time for "a closer look." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: you know, i'll admit when i first heard about trump's rally in new jersey, i thought, hey, maybe the guy's finally chilling out a little, because this is the headline i saw from "the new york times." "away from t

jimmy kimmel is not going to do that. is blaming republicans for what we are seeing at u.s. southern border is laughable to point of ludicrous. there was not one truth she said, she can say that with jimmy kimmel, he is an act vist, it is late night, be a human and say, that is wrong or don't you think what you said was misleading. of course not, it isim judgy kimmel. >> carley: behind closed door, biden shows signs of slipping. biden started the meeting reading from notes which struck several participates as odd. some attendees had trouble hearing him. much of the conversation did not include him. some people who aupon tended the meeting recall him turning to staffers. they said you could not be there and not feel uncomfortable. trump is leading biden by 21 points on the question of being more physically and mentally fit. what about these concerns? >> joe: well, we've heard them before, carley, right? this is something that is a central part of this campaign right now. if this is the 81-year-old version ever joe biden ri

, everyone. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! with guest host martin short! tonight -- jane lynch. and jelly roll. with cleto and the cletones. and now, martin short! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> martin: thank you! thank you! [ cheers and applause ] stop loving me! [ laughter ] stop laughing me. thank you, thank you, and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your guest host, martin short. [ cheers and applause ] and i know what you're all thinking. martin short is way too famous to be doing this. [ laughter ] and i am. so good night, everybody! [ cheers ] no, i got such rave reviews from last night's show, i can't stop now. isn't that right? i'm sorry, what was your name again? >> guillermo: guillermo. [ laughter ] >> martin: exactly. this is my second night here, and i have to say, it's even harder than jimmy makes it look. [ laughter ] ever since i agreed to host the show, i've been trying to get covid. [ laughter ] but i didn't, so here i am. achoo! mom? can you believe, truthfully that covid is still a thing? covid is one of th

jimmy kimmel. melissa mccarthy. have a great night. tomorrow' test. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host jiminy glick. tonight -- melissa mccarthy. nick kroll. and music from the warning. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jiminy glick! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jiminy: how wonderful! wonderful! applaud yourselves! look at that, look at the band. oh! [ cheers and applause ] shut up! thank you! hello and welcome to "jiminy kimmel live." [ laughter ] ha ha ha! i'm your host jiminy glick. and let me just start -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you. this is amazing. let me just start by saying how excited i am to be host of a show i love so much. although i've never seen it. [ laughter ] but word gets back from those who have that it's wonderful. filled with edge. speaking of edge, look who's here, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo, such an exotic look. you're like a cross between burt reynolds and a pikachu. [ laughter ] is it true that jimmy found you floating down a river in a basket? >> guill

welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!"'m your guest host for the week, martin short. [ cheering ] jimmy isn't here. but was he ever really? you know what i mean? there was always something missing behind his eyes. but jimmy needs the break. if there's anyone who deserves the summer off after working so hard all year, it's talk show hosts and teachers. in that order. [ cheering ] i do love this show, watch it every night. i'm sorry sir, can i help you? >> guillermo: you're doing a great job. >> martin: we're talking. we're doing a talk show here. you can't have random people wandering off the street. especially if they look like a toy that you'd find under your christmas tree in the 1950s. >> guillermo: marty, marty, marty. >> martin: what, what, what? >> keyboard player. that's guillermo. he is here every night. he is your sidekick for the week. >> martin: oh, guillermo! oh, baby, come over here. >> guillermo: give me a hug. >> martin: doing a good job. that was a little too close that scared me a little bit. jimmy warned

so jimmy kimmel is the least of his worries.ville say something like the real objectivity in this country now is either we are going to have a constitution or we are not, which i think is really incredible given the fact that the democrats were the ones who suppressed free speech, who suppressed the first amendment during the 2020 election when antony blinken got 52 so-called intel guys to come out and say the laptop, which is now the central piece in a criminal case against hunter biden, was russian disinformation. the democrats should not talk about the constitution because they are the ones who have been destroying it at every step. [applause] >> harold: i have a slightly different opinion about that, but jesse, what are your thoughts about this? >> jesse: because joe biden needs a lot more help than donald trump does. joe biden needs kimmel. he needs bill clinton. he needs barack obama. he needs george clooney to raise money. donald trump can throw a fundraiser and raise $50 million just by himself. and if we were at fox and

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. i appreciate it.hank you, cleto. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in los angeles, california, where i don't know about you, but we are still buzzing from both the recreational cannabis and also from the verdict that was handed down so bigly and beautifully in new york city yesterday. [ cheers and applause ] our one-time commander-in-thief scored the most guilty verdicts of any president ever. [ laughter ] he went 34 and 0. [ applause ] topping the 1971-72 lakers who won 33 in a row. [ laughter ] and trump did it without wilt chamberlain or jerry west. he did it all by himself. it was a day that will be written about in history books. for those of you watching in florida, history books are things you used to have at schools -- [ laughter ] before ron desantis was governor. the verdict was unanimous on all charges. each juror received a thank you from the judge and a hickory farms gift basket, mysteriously [ laughter ] signed "melania t." melania

okay jimmy kimmel is the least of his worries but i have to, tell you when you hear him say somethingcountry now is either we have a constitutiow or were not which i think is really incredible given the fact the democrats were the ones who suppressed free speech and suppress the first amendment during the 2020 election whennk antony blinken goten some 52 goa eyes with intel that had the laptop a central piece in ana criminal case against hunter biden was a russian disinformation democratsats shouldn't talk about thek constitution because they are the ones who have destroyed it at every step. [ cheering and applause ] >> of a slightly differentdi opinion out that but what you think? >> joe biden needs more help than donald trump does joe biden needs kimmel he needs bill clinton needs obama he needs george clooney to raise money donald trump info fundraiser and and raise 50 million by himself if we were at fox and greg tried to fro fundraiser for donaldr fo trump they would have to show this does call this show the 4 out of here so fast they nevertn allow that and for them to beh toughe

we'll be back with gaby moreno. >>> the "jimmy kimmel live!"n't even be bothered to get up, to throw up. which is why you're currently looking at your popcorn bowl, like a toilet bowl. lucky for you, amazon one medical has made it so you can get help, without ever leaving the couch. and if you need a prescription? amazon pharmacy delivers. good news for you. not so much for anyone invited over to watch a movie. ♪ >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by tequila don julio's summer of mexicana. >> jimmy: thanks to albert brooks, rob reiner and ms. pat. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next. but first, her album is called "dusk." with the song "solid ground," gaby moreno! ♪ ♪ so tired of this flowing never knowing where we're going ♪ ♪ where we're bound so scared of time passing ♪ ♪ nothing lasting long enough to hold it down ♪ ♪ looking for solid ground ♪ still believe in good intentions but you took this heart and turned it ♪ ♪ upside down ♪ ♪ looking for solid ground looking for solid ground ♪ ♪ got me running runni

. >> first, a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11. jimmy. >> thanks, dan and ama tonight show is big. >> i got him, jimmy. >> you got who? >> matt damon. he was trying to sneak into the show. i told you, i'm not matt damon a slow network is no network for business. that's why more choose comcast business. and now, we're introducing ultimate speed for business —our fastest plans yet. we're up to 12 times faster than verizon, at&t, and t-mobile. and existing customers could even get up to triple the speeds... at no additional cost. it's ultimate speed for ultimate business. don't miss out on our fastest speed plans yet! switch to comcast business and get started for $49.99 a month. plus, ask how to get up to an $800 prepaid card. call today! tony hale live. plus, get ready to say yes, chef with the bears. iowa debris. >> definitely. >> you got to see this on gma >> developing news with what is now a battle brewing between elon musk and apple over its partnership with openai. musk is threatening to ban al

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>> first, a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! ght after abc seven news at 11. jimmy. >> stay up for a new show. it's friday, but we couldn't miss this. do you remember where you were on the day you heard that donald trump had been convicted for 34 felonies? don't we all michelle obama's mom, mary ann robinson, has died at 86 years old. robinson moved with the first family into the white house when barack obama was elected president. she helped care for her granddaughters, malia and sasha, from the campaign trail through her son in law's second term, michelle obama announced her mother's death in a statement tonight, saying, quote, in our sadness, we are lifted up by the extraordinary gift of her life. >> as expected, former president trump is vowing to appeal his conviction for falsifying business records to cover up a payment made to adult film star stormy daniels. under new york law, any appeal of a verdict comes after sentencing and that process could take a year, maybe more. trump is scheduled to be sentenced on july 11th. in

but first, here's a look at what's ahead tonight on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11, jimmy stay up. >> adults don't have bedtimes. >> who would win in a fight? dakota johnson or dakota fanning ? >> both dakotas would win. >> that's not the but the highlight was the return of one of the historic theater's key features. abc seven news reporter luz pena was in the castro for the big celebration. three, two, one. >> hit it. this is a moment for months in the making, the iconic castro theater. blade and marquise lit up. as many celebrated the opening night of the san francisco international lgbt plus film festival. >> so grateful. with this opportunity to work with frameline and celebrate the opening of their festival. showing the lil nas x documentary is a great way to kick off juneteenth. >> for more than 100 years, the castro theater has been home to many films. but for the past four months it's been undergoing a complete restoration. so seeing its blade light up was a sign of progress. >> think about the blade sign. it's bigger than thi

tonight it's jimmy kimmel live! >> the first word. yeah shaking his finger. no, he's shaking one finger. god, you're ignorance is crushing me. and cash in at cache creek casino resort. to rock and to roll. to go all out or go all in with four stars and rising stars. northern california's premier casino resort is the perfect place to do as much... or as little as you want. make your getaway now and cache in at cache creek casino resort. morning america. good morning america. >> you don't just see it. you feel it. i'm in, i'm in, i'm in, i'm in too. >> i am in, i'm in, i'm in too. >> i'll be here. >> all right. you may notice we have a countdown clock at the bottom of your screen here at abc seven news. we cannot wait for the san francisco pride parade this sunday. and are counting down the days and hours. tonight, we want to share with you the story of a south bay man and advocate for the lgbtq. plus community who is helping people come together and overcome through the art of dance. >> jay torres is a dance choreographer. he teaches adults with differing abil

it says, quote, hey, it's jimmy kimmel.i support the greatest show on tv that donald trump paid watches. i'm intruding on your inbox today because i'm interviewing biden and president obama with special guests. george clooney, julia roberts and many more. and you're invited just thiss wk week, kimmel had vice president kamala harris on his show. and in the past, he's also sat down with president biden. everybod y are you aware that there is a a strain of cannabis named after you,nnab kamalais kush, did you know tha? yeah, yeah, yeah. you also get asked, look, the republicans don't play it square. >> why do you play square? it's like you're playingou with somebody who you know won't pass. h someonn'tgo, won't follow anye rules. and how do you ever make any progress if? e rule they're not following the rules of the jail. you knows?ve got tnd them . >> they remove boxing the referee, the jail. nd >> and legendary democratic strategist james carville says the media needs to get tougher on president biden's opponent, formers pre

we're still look what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! after abc seven news at 11. jimmy. >> thanks, dan and umma tonight. let's just stare at each other. >> i'm. i'm often late to play, to leave to places because i like to stay where i am. right vision like no other. the dad do over tomorrow morning. cheers to all the dads we love on good morning america. >> from mines to vines, a humanitarian helping hand is coming in the form of winemaking , helping ukrainian vintners to replant and regrow their war ravaged fields. and with our area's wine. know how the bay area is playing a central part. we've reported a lot on the work of the bay area humanitarian group roots of peace. a new effort is looking to revive bomb and mine ravaged vineyards in ukraine. just last week, some ukrainian winemakers paid a visit to napa valley. >> war is in our soul, in our life, but we need to continue our life. we need to live our life. so of course we need to work and our winemakers and now they work harder, have to be very careful. >> when you prune. >> the g

but first, here's a look at what's ahead on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11. jimmy, thank you dan and umma watch tonight or you're suspended indefinitely. >> my song is you. >> i don't like it look at that. stealing food and rattling residents. of course, that bear climbing that fence, wandering around the sierra madre neighborhood. the bear even broke into someone's freezer, stole some chicken. police showed up and scared the bear out of that neighborhood. whoa it's huge. it did return to the woods, and nobody was hurt. the international bird rescue released over 20 healthy brown pelicans into the wild today. the birds were rescued last month, found starving and barely alive after being fed plenty of fish, they were released into the bay of sausalito. bird rescuers are still looking into why so many pelicans are starving, but they believe it may be related to climate change. >> we've got issues of warming water, fish not being available where they normally were. there's a number of theories being bounced around, but it really is about the pelicans being able t

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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. i appreciate that.'m jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us here in hollywood. happy summer. today is the first official day of summer. [ cheers ] the first official day of summer and the longest day of the year. there's no way this is the longest day of the year. election day will be the longest day of the year. [ laughter ] but summer is here. and i can think of no better way to welcome it than this. >> all right on three. when i tell you to pull out a little, pull out a little. one, two, three -- [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ bleep ]. i hesitated, hurt my arm. i hurt my shoulder, holy [ bleep ]. i hesitated, and i slipped. >> jimmy: you cannot hesitate or you will slip. i've said it a million times. [ laughter ] the olympics have really slipped this year, haven't they? [ laughter ] i have a feeling we may see a repeat of that at the debate next week. president biden and former president trump are gearing up for their first debate of the year a week fro

>> tammy: even there, we saw jimmy kimmel did not take her seriously.ibly become the first woman president, and jimmy kimmel could not even managed to take her seriously let the adult woman. this will be the test. i think the g.o.p. is deep and americans have to see this in real time. anyone will be fine frankly. i have no concerns whatsoever, except for how the president makes that decision. is it really about someone who is not just to help make, but someone who can continue to be part of that talent bench and continues his program through after this term. >> harris: marie, kamala harris, she can go anywhere, goes to jimmy kimmel,i hadn't even thought of this, but tammy pointed this out, maybe jimmy kimmel didn't have to take her seriously. >> emily: this is a great point in question, remember when she was on the cover of vote, having her and tennis shoes and she was upset? that was the subject of the subsequent article, she had demanded that she command the respect of her office essentially without earning it the people needed to take her seriously.

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, thank you. very nice. thank you.eels like deja vu. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for joining us on big-time basketball night in america. a special welcome to those of you who are still conscious after game one of the nba finals, the boston celtics versus the dallas mavericks. one of the fun things about working at abc is because we have the finals on our network, i already know who wins. [ laughter ] i get an advance screener. but don't worry, no spoiler alerts. and i hope the mavericks are watching tonight because we have something of an expert when it comes to beating the celtics in the finals, the great and powerful magic johnson is here. [ cheers and applause ] that's not the only great and powerful person. guillermo, welcome back. you've been gone for the last couple of nights. >> guillermo: yes, jimmy, yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guillermo went to boston for media day. you got interviews with all the stars, right? >> guillermo: that's right, jimmy. >> jimmy: and you got

and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, hello. welcome, welcome.hank you. hi, everybody. thank you, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here at our home in hollywood. and boy, you know what, thank you. because i feel like we needed that. it was a sad day for basketball fans in dallas for sure, but also for us here in los angeles as i'm sure you know. last night, the matt damon celtics -- pfft -- [ laughter ] became nba champions for the 18th time. before last night, the celtics were tied with the lakers for 17 nba champions. now, they sit alone in the top spot after beating up on the mavericks to win the series in five. [ one cheer ] >> jimmy: don't, don't, or you're right out of here. [ laughter ] i don't know if you watched after the game. the fans in boston were remarkably subdued. >> [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: they celebrated quietly. no big fuss. no shenanigans. just warm congratulations to all. their hometown heroes. sometimes a low-key celebration is the best celebration, you know? [ laughter ] and

but first, here's a look at what's coming up for you on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11. jimmy. thanks dan and ummah watch tonight or i'm never coming back. >> every time you're here, i'm like, wow, the crowd's see me. i realized, oh, no, they're actually here to see you going in america. you don't just see it, you feel it. i'm in, i'm in, i'm in, i'm in too. >> i am in, i'm in, i'm in too. >> i'll be here. >> new developments with the man accused of intentionally driving his family off devil's slide. a judge today ruled he is eligible for mental health diversion. and that means the charges against him could be dismissed. the decision stunned prosecutors and abc seven news reporter lauren martinez got a legal expert to explain the thinking behind the judge's ruling. >> the man accused of trying to kill his family by driving off a cliff on highway one will avoid serving major jail time instead, a judge ruled on thursday that the pasadena doctor is eligible for a mental health diversion program, but prosecutors were expecting more accountabi

but first, here's a look at what's ahead tonight on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11. jimmy, thanks, dan and ama. >> just sit back and let's do our thing. you brought your kids to the premiere? >> yeah, i wanted them to see me work. >> did you tell them if this movie doesn't work out? this is the last golden 1 credit union sees, you're crushing it. you nailed that audition. you perfected that plate. your team's inspired. whether behind the scenes or center stage, you've never chosen the easy path. instead, you make your own. golden 1 checking works for you with every day simple checking. so you can keep shining, no matter what scene of life you're in. golden 1 checking, life is a journey best celebrated together. southern sierra nevada. after years of work by the tule river tribe, a family of beavers has been released into the south fork tule river watershed. it's part of a partnership with the department of fish and wildlife to introduce the beavers to manage the water supply and better conserve the tribe's drinking water. >> beavers a

first, a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11. >> yeah, martin short is the guest host. martin, thanks. >> ama and julian. tonight i'm here, and jimmy's not. >> this has got to be uncomfortable for you. >> your job is to make me look good, which you have never done in your life. ♪ do what you want ♪ get into an audi and go your own way. find your way to exceptional offers during the summer of audi sales event at you local audi dealer. ♪ hey, come on, come on ♪ ♪ do what you want ♪ get into an audi and go your own way. find your way to exceptional offers during the summer of audi sales event at you local audi dealer. in the nhl draft. they are really excited about this. even better, their young star already has a big bay area sports connection. >> abc7 news sports reporter casey pratt takes us inside the packed watch party inside the shark tank. >> for the first time in franchise history, the sharks had the first overall pick and in front of a packed shark tank, everyone gathered ready and excited t

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jimmy kimmel is hosting.d president barack obama with special guest george clooney, julia roberts and more. every cent will help keep donald trump out of office. where is mention of the issues important to american people, like the economy, immigration, all i saw there was we want to get trump. >> joe: yeah. what is jimmy kimmel know about inflation, does not impact him. violent crime, he has security, does not affect him. illegal immigration, doesn't care about that. i give jimmy kimmel credit, he is poorly rated late night host. gutfeld and then coldbert and throw somebody else in there and jimmy kimmel in third or fourth place. we saw this last month when colbert at radio city music hall hosted a fundraising and raised money for biden, now it is kimmel. i don't remember much of a johnny carson or jay leno or even david letterman, nbc version hosting fundraising. that is where we are at this point. kimmel simply is an act vist and not very funny and that is why his ratings reflect that. >> carley: more star

welcome to "jimmy kimmel live."'m your guest host, martin short. [ cheers and applause ] this is my third night hosting the show. and i now have a much better understanding of this job. especially the part where jimmy doesn't want to do it. [ laughter ] hey, how many of you in our studio audience are visiting from out of town? [ cheers ] well, according to tsa, last sunday set the record for the most travelers ever screened in a single day. there was chaos at airports all around the country. passengers were even more unhinged than the doors on a boeing 737. thank you! [ rim shot ] [ laughter ] thank you so much! [ applause ] yep. we're finally nailing the bowing issue. hey -- speaking of unhinged, tomorrow is the first presidential debate. rrrr! [ laughter ] the big controversy is which drugs may be used tomorrow night. [ laughter ] and i just want to state for the record that i have no idea what drugs i will take while i watch the debate. [ laughter ] but they will be potent. and they will be plentiful. [ cheers an

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. very nice.'m jimmy, i'm the host of the show. please, relax, relax, relax. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood, where we are back to work after an extra, extra long holiday weekend. we spent most of it at children's hospital. our son billy had an open-heart surgery. he is doing very well. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for your good wishes. thank you for your thoughts. cleto, thank you for the edible arrangement. let me tell you something. if there's one thing a 7-year-old boy loves, it's an edible arrangement. [ laughter ] >> cleto: we do what we can. >> jimmy: this edible arrangement, you know what happened, somebody got a flower arrangement, they're like, "oh, these are beautiful, you know what would be better? if we could eat them." [ laughter ] >> cleto: that's what i figured. >> jimmy: we went in the hospital thursday morning. we got home monday. not an hour after we walk in the house from the hospital with our son, this happens. >> oh my god, okay, that i

>> first, a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11. jimmy. >> thanks, dan. and i'ma stay up late or the bad guys win. >> and then a friend said, do you want me to go introduce you? and so he brought me over there, and i couldn't believe i was meeting meryl streep with paul mccartney's vegan tonight. the husband at the center of it all is opening up about how his then wife, sherri papini, faked her kidnaping. >> i wanted to get the truth out there and really wanted to let everybody know, like, how can evincing sherri was all those years? >> tonight, keith papini attended a screening of a new documentary looking at his wife's disappearance. >> in an exclusive interview with abc news, papini described the chaos when his wife disappeared while on a jog in 2016. she was found weeks later. in the end, she staged the whole thing and served time in prison. >> the documentary perfect wife will be available on hulu later this week. disney is the parent company of hulu and abc seven. new at 11 a secret service age

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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you very much.'m jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. please, relax. thank you for joining us. [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice, thank you. it is hockey night in north america. i don't know if you know that. our stanley cup runneth over. we have a lot of big sports happening this week on abc, including game three of the stanley cup finals between the florida panthers and the edmonton oilers. earlier tonight, it was canada versus america. assuming you consider florida to be part of america. [ laughter ] the panthers lead the series. and while there is no question that canada has us beat when it comes to loving hockey -- there you go. i think you will agree, even, you will be hard-pressed to find a fan more enthusiastic than this young panthers supporter. >> you're here supporting the panthers. >> this is the best moment in my life. i have been here since day one of my birth, 2011, and can't wait to see my team happily hoist the cup! whoo, let's go! [ cheers and applause ]

and stay tuned now for jimmy kimmel. larry david and cyndi lauper are on. >> have a great night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- larry david. cyndi lauper. and music from feist. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, thank you. that's very nice. hi. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] please, relax. thank you for joining us here in our studio. we are in hollywood, where we make movies about going into space here in hollywood. but the real space cadets are in florida. the first-ever manned flight of the boeing starliner spacecraft launched today, after multiple delays with a pair of knaus sa astronauts on board. boeing seems to have trouble getting to cincinnati. [ laughter ] should they be headed into space? i don't know. [ laughter ] they put extra duct tape on the doors, just to be safe. [ laughter ] the astronauts are headed to the international space station with an important pie

and jimmy kimmel dakota >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- dakota johnson, jack quaid, and music from maya hawke. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome. guillermo. hi, everybody. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on our newest federal holiday. today is juneteenth. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. as it's called on fox news, it's wednesday. [ laughter ] juneteenth commemorates the end of slavery in america. president biden made it a federal holiday in 2021, which means a lot of people had the day off from work today. which i think raises an interesting question. should white people get the day off? [ laughter ] for juneteenth? we should have to work, right? i mean -- guillermo, what do you think? you're -- i think you could make a good decision on this. >> guillermo: yeah, you should, yeah. >> jimmy: we should? [ laughter ] >> guillermo: yeah, sure. i don't know. [ laughter ] that's

we've got music from madison beer and we'll be right back with austin butler. ♪ >>> abc's "jimmy kimmelought to you by pet smart. ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. tonight, you know him as the man who makes the pastries on "the bear," lionel boyce is with us. [ cheering ] then later, making her third appearance on the show, her new song is called "make you mine." madison beer on our outdoor stage. this week, we've got new shows with dakota johnson, norman reedus, jack quaid, hannah einbinder and zac efron, with music from gracie abrams, maya hawke and wallows. so please join us for all that. our first guest tonight has journeyed from the gates of graceland to the dunes of arrakis. now he's the king of the road in the new movie "the bikeriders," it opens in theaters friday. please welcome austin butler. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: how you? you know, guillermo during the commercial was telling us that sometimes his wife has a migraine, headache when they're about to get romantic. >> yeah. and i was wondering if you ever heard of that? >> i don't know what a migraine is. >

and jimmy kimmel amy poehler a great night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's “jimmy kimmel live”!ight -- amy poehler. patton oswalt. and slash. with cleto and the cletones. and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome! very nice. very nice. hi, everybody. appreciate that. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here at our studio in beautiful los angeles, california, where we are joined once again by the great guitar phenom slash, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] how are you, slash? this is night three of slash's miniature residency with the cletones. it's a good night to be here. you don't want to be out there tonight, or really ever. [ laughter ] the world health organization is warning that sexually transmitted infections, stis as they call them, are on the rise in a big way. they went down, way down, during covid but people are back out doing filthy things. [ laughter ] they're up again. four stis -- simple less, syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, and trichomoniasis, something like that. each one, nearly impo

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. appreciate that.ery nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here at our home in a very big night. we have a vip guest tonight, a vip vp guest tonight. [ whoops ] all the way from washington, the vice president of the united states is with us. [ cheers and applause ] kamala harris is here. the secret service swept our building. which we desperately needed. [ laughter ] it's filthy, by the way. it's especially great that they're here, because guillermo is not here tonight. we are unprotected. he is on assignment at media day for the nba finals. we sent him away because, for reasons of national security, not many people know this -- [ laughter ] you're not allowed to have both of america's most powerful number twos in the same room at the same time. [ laughter and applause ] so we shipped him off to boston. this was a surprise. boy, just when you think you can't possibly be surprised by anything anymore, joe biden, our president, got a shout-out from donald trump t

jimmy kimmel will told will interview them and the price he has ticket to get in 500,000 bucks. well, it's as much about raising money as it is about trying to get people excited for biden's reelection campaign hey, which i can tell you has been quite a challenge, at least according to the polls now, there seems to be two types of celebrity supporters for biden. one, joe, we call the raging bull type that is vocally brawling against donald trump. and all of his supporters you see this guy get elected now the other type is working behind the scenes man, on the best way to tell biden story at the convention of story that hasn't seemed to resonate with the youngest of voters according to a quintic piazza poll from last it's month trump is a point ahead among registered voters between 18 and 34-years-old. and just for some perspective, biden won that age group by 24 points back in 2020. the new york times today outlined biden struggles and connecting with gen z with the headline. joe biden wants to go viral it's not easy. >> now, of course, trump is caught in that demo as well. the

and i don't know if jimmy kimmel used to be funny, but this was so tremendously not funny.o feel bad for people who watch him. they spent the first ten minutes of a 20 minute interview scaring americans about abortion and contraception. it was not comedy, it was lying and dark. very bizarre. >> trace: yeah, i want to put up his poll, tezlyn, to you, because it's from georgia talking about the economy and will the economy get better. twenty% say yes, it will. fifty-three% think it will get worse. twenty-six% stay -- sake stay the same. you've got almost 80% of the voters who say the economy is eh. that is damaging for democrats. >> georgia is a unique state, one of the battleground states. i'm not surprised to see it being a split between those who think it will get better and those who won't. and particular paying attention to georgia because again it does show both sides of the aisle. it will depend. democrats messaging has been that it will take a year or two to see inflation go down and to feel it in their pockets. unfortunately they don't have that kind of time. people

and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody, i'm jimmy.'m the host of the show. please relax. thank you. thank you for watching. thank you for being here with a new show on a friday night. a special welcome to those of you who stayed up after the game four of the nba finals between the boston celtics, who were looking to sweep and claim their record 18th nba title, and the dallas mavericks, who were just trying to stay alive. the villain in this series, for boston fans, was kyrie irving who used to play for the celtics, and now plays for the mavericks. that relationship in boston did not end well. and fans there, i guess they want to make sure he remembers it. >> thanks for nothing, kyrie, you're a [ bleep ] bum! [ bleep ] you, bitch! >> get a job, kyrie, get a [ bleep ], [ bleep ] job, kyrie! [ bleep ] baskets, kyrie! get a job, kyrie! get a job! >> i like the celtics. i think they're really good basketball. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he must be visiting from vermont. [ laughter ] and while we have a lot of fun with the fans in boston and phi

and so the audience that al jimmy kimmel gives it in the neck to old kamala, who has a ph. d, and stability. it's also important to remember what they were given out tour about this growth task solved on gaza, which keeps going back and said he was gonna stop. so your bill appear. it's all complete. both the killing goes on the deaths go on. the start of ation on the brutality. and in the midst of all this in humanity, there is humanity on the video of the case, a very poignant video is the 3 pointing. it just says something of ethics in humanity with a human being that still exist. look at this is like an apocalyptic reality. and this, my friends is what are some of on the liar and which you which to knock on the boys would like you to look like in about 6 months time is the key token of skin bear and the app went from a nuclear sites and most of the news, we could all be having our breakfast that would be open and if you know what i mean, i'll be down in the gay bar in saint petersburg. no one ever goes into well, that brings us to the end of another wish to stop tour of

she went on the jimmy kimmel show, big show, big deal, but things didn't work out exactly as o kamala, the cackling thing. freak that she is. it didn't work it, it's a well for run on the back to latham know can well use the last a lot, right? that'd be so things where you can shoot off a know you maybe shipping's not have kids go to or maybe she should be thinking a bit more about where she's be or where she's going. how seems to be as opposed to how things are, maybe that's something that you should just pull out the bike. so the audience that old jimmy kimmel gives it in the neck to old kamala, who has a p h d and stupidity. it's also important to remember what they were given out to her about this grotesque assault on gaza, which keeps going by them said he was gonna stop soon. we will resume your bill, appear. it's all complete. both the killing goes on the deaths go on, the star of ation under brutality. and in the midst of all this in humanity, there is humanity, within the video of the case, a very poignant video is the 3 point. it's. it just says something about the fumes hum