oh, welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!." [ cheering ] jimmy kimmel is not here.'m your guest host, [ cheering ] >> my name is kathryn hahn. [ cheering ] i'm going to be filling in for the next three nights. what? and while some of you may want me to step aside for the good of the country, i'm not going anywhere! [ cheering ] i am very excited, and despite my cool exterior, i'm also a little anxious. but jimmy said that if i get nervous i should just picture guillermo in his underwear. is that ok, guillermo? >> guillermo: yeah, that's okay. >> kathryn: do i have your consent? >> go ahead. >> kathryn: okay, thank you. ♪ [ cheering ] >> kathryn: thank you. that's great. >> guillermo: welcome. >> kathryn: so much better. not nervous at all. okay. so more than anything this week, i'm really hoping to find my own late night host persona. because right now i've got nothing. i don't know who i am. fallon plays party games, john oliver does the funny accent, kimmel takes ridiculously long vacations. i need some kind of attention-grabbing catchphrase, like whenever somethi

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i was like, "oh [ bleep ] i am jimmy kimmel on monday!" applause ] what would he say? well, in all seriousness, i do want to say that our thoughts with the families of the victims and that hopefully this will be a moment that we can all take a step back from the hatred and vitriol in our politics and maybe chill the [ bleep ] out. right? [ cheering ] and by the way, if you want to maintain your sanity during this crazy time, do not go on the internet. all right? they are insane conspiracies popping up on both sides. you know how the far right has qanon? well, conspiracy theories from the far left are now being called "blueanon." blueanon? that sounds like a support group for people who give anonymous oral sex. that's the one you go to right, mama? my mama goes there. now it's only been two days since the attack, but this is america, so of course folks are already trying to cash in on etsy. now this is actual merch. we did not make this up. look, they've got shirts that say "my pronouns, you/missed." "grazed and unfazed." and finally -- "ea

jimmy kimmel's been a guest. >> kathryn: oh my gosh. >> one of our great guests. terview you on this." >> kathryn: take a break, jimmy. >> we're excited about it. we had the jets, 49ers in our first game, monday night football. we still have a couple of white whale guests out there we're trying to do. i think we're persistent in asking them to be on the show, we just can't quite close them. larry david, flight he's a big football fan. >> kathryn: oh, yeah. >> we'd love to shame him into coming on the show tonight. [ laughter ] >> kathryn: that's a good group. >> president bush. shows are two we're shooting for. hopefully they're watching tonight. we can guilt them into saying yes. [ applause ] >> kathryn: you're really figuring it out for yourself. i have mad respect. also, you're maybe a college professor? >> yeah, easy on that. [ laughter ] not an actor, not a college professor. >> kathryn: i feel like there's a lot of renaissance happening for peyton manning. >> guest lecture urat my alma mater, the university of tennessee, in the college of communications. [ ap

welcome to "jimmy kimmel live."'m your guest host, anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] i want you to keep it going, because we have a lot to celebrate tonight. just next door at the "el capitan theater" the emmy nominations were announced this morning. the most nominated shows this year are "shogun" and "the bear." "the bear" now holds the record for most nominations of a comedy that's not actually a comedy. [ laughter ] but the big news is that "jimmy kimmel live" was nominated for outstanding talk series. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. i've hosted the show for three nights, and we got nominated for a [ bleep ] emmy! [ cheers and applause ] that's some serious star power right there! the show is up for an emmy and so is our director, andy fisher. andy, cut away to yourself. [ cheers and applause ] and congratulations to jimmy's writers who are nominated for their work on the oscars. [ cheers and applause ] i'd mention them individually, but i don't know any of their [ bleep ] names. [ laughter ] guille

welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" am your guest host anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] now, this is my 17th time hosting this show. now, i'm very excited to be here. but i know it's a weird night. everybody's still shaken up by the tragic events at the trump rally this saturday. all weekend, i kept thinking, "i wonder what jimmy kimmel's gonna say about this on monday" and then i was like, "oh [ bleep ], i am jimmy kimmel on monday!" [ laughter ] [ applause ] oh! what would he say? well, in all seriousness, i do want to say that our thoughts are with the families of the victims and that hopefully this will be a moment that we can all take a step back from the hatred and vitriol in our politics and maybe chill the [ bleep ] out. right? [ cheers and applause ] and by the way, if you want to maintain your sanity during this crazy time, do not go on the internet. all right? [ laughter ] there are insane conspiracies popping up on both sides. you know how the far right has qanon? well, conspiracy theories from the

thank you, thank you, and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live."'m your guest host, martin short. [ cheers and applause ] and i know what you're all thinking. martin short is way too famous to be doing this. [ laughter ] and i am. so good night, everybody! [ cheers ] no, i got such rave reviews from last night's show, i can't stop now. isn't that right? i'm sorry, what was your name again? >> guillermo: guillermo. [ laughter ] >> martin: exactly. this is my second night here, and i have to say, it's even harder than jimmy makes it look. [ laughter ] ever since i agreed to host the show, i've been trying to get covid. [ laughter ] but i didn't, so here i am. achoo! mom? can you believe, truthfully that covid is still a thing? covid is one of those words we all hoped we'd never hear again. like scaramucci and mclemore. [ laughter ] we have so much to get to here starting with the heartbreaking news that everyone is talking about -- hooters yesterday announced they are closing dozens of their underperforming locations. [ moans ] yeah, i know. why is i

i'm up for the. >> next week on jimmy kimmel live!th ken jones, gina rodriguez, howie mandel and lisa kudrow. plus music from pepe aguilar, role model remi wolf and the decemberists >> i've got to run to keep from harm, and i'm bound to keep on ride. i've got one more silver dollar, but i'm not gonna let him catch me. no, i'm gonna let him catch the midnight rider >> let's see what we got in this fridge. >> what's a recipe? using what i have in my fridge. >> guys, let's do some trivia. >> oh, yes, let's do that. yeah >> summarize this. >> it starts with an empty prompt. i was okay the next question and the most advanced ai at your fingertips >> frosted flakes, good burger great great great. right. >> there's still great grandpa. >> see, i told you they're going >> fast. it's target's circle. wait. >> i'm sorry. it's. what week? target >> circle week. what'd she say? >> i think she said circle. >> not following. >> what week? >> circle week. >> she's saying circle week. >> it's the biggest sale of the season. >> oh, great. >> does that

all right, welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." you right now. like hosting your talk show while you eat weed gummies in a fishing boat, right, guillermo? that's right. >> yeah. that's right. yeah yea. >> yo, guillermo, you watched the baseball game tonight? >> no, i didn't watch it. no. okay well, tonight was the major league all star game in arlington, texas. >> but the real show was last night during the home run derby where not everything was a home run. >> please welcome four time grammy nominated country singer songwriter ingrid andress and the rockets red glare the bombs bursting in air gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. >> o'er the land of the and the home of the brave yeah. that >> but ingrid did knock it out of the park with her response to that performance. she posted this message today. now, i'm not going to y'all. i was drunk last night. i'm checking myself into a facility today to get the help that i need. that was not me last night. i apologize to mlb all the fans and this country i love so much for that re

right now on jimmy kimmel nikki >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! with guest host kumail nanjiani. tonight, nikki glaser, paul scheer, and music from mon laferte. with cleto and the cletones. and now, kumail nanjiani! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> kumail: wow, thank you, thank you. wow, thank you. wow, thank you, thank you. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i am your guest host, kumail nanjiani. thank you for coming. this is my first time ever hosting a late-night talk show host. [ cheers and applause ] i am so excited to be here. what a super-chill time to be doing a topical monologue on national television. [ laughter ] just sharing your personal opinions with millions of people. i feel like right now i could come out in favor of ranch dressing and it would still end my career. [ laughter ] this is a big night for abc, and not just because i'm hosting "kimmel." [ laughter ] tonight was the espys. an event i know literally nothing about. [ laughter ] but what i do know is that every year, they shamefully overlook my favorite sport, cricket. [ cheers a

welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live."ts -- [ laughter ] from something called "big mouth," nick kroll is with us. [ cheers and applause ] ha ha! and then later, later, a band from guillermo's native meh-hee-co, their album comes out tomorrow, and it's named after what i always tell the staff at krispy kreme -- "keep me fed." ha ha ha ha! [ cheers and applause ] music from the warning! all right. our first guest is a two-time emmy award0-winner and self-proclaimed movie star who next brings her talents to "only murders in the building." season four premieres august 27th on hulu. please welcome the wonderful melissa mccarthy. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jiminy: ha ha ha! >> well. >> jiminy: this is so exciting. >> it's exciting. >> jiminy: i love seeing you again. >> do you? [ laughter ] do you? >> jiminy: we're not going to just go there, are we? >> well, we didn't. back in the day. why would we now? [ laughter ] >> jiminy: what is your story? let's hear your version of wh

welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm your guest host, lamorne morris. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ now, now, i've had an awesome time this week, but sad to say, this is my final night hosting the show. i know, i know. but i'm leaving here with memories that will last a lifetime, and about $4,000 worth of sound equipment. [ laughter ] now, by the way, can you imagine all the cool [ bleep ] joe biden's gonna take on his way out of the white house? pens, paper clips, maybe a couple nuclear warheads. [ laughter ] now, president biden addressed the nation last night about his decision not to seek re-election. biden said, it's been the honor of his life to serve as our president and that nancy pelosi can kiss his black ass. [ laughter ] that's what he said. that's what he said. at least that's what i think he said. trying to figure it out, piece it together, but just before the president's remarks last night, donald trump held a rally in north carolina, and while these two men may have very different views of america, they bo

right now on jimmy kimmel nikki >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!njiani. tonight, nikki glaser, paul scheer, and music from mon laferte. with cleto and the cletones. and now, kumail nanjiani! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

but first, here's a look at what's ahead tonight on jimmy kimmel live. right after abc seven news at 11. two people you may have heard of. >> yeah, ryan reynolds, hugh jackman, they are the guest hosts. >> thanks, dan and ama. i'm hugh jackman, and i'm ryan reynolds. >> stay up tonight and watch us destroy another disney property. you should see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say, thank you for being a friend so don't just play. stay... at northern california's premier casino resort. book your getaway now at cachecreek.com. popularity in recent years. thanks to their hollywood co-owners ryan reynolds and rob mcelhenney. the team's journey is documented on welcome to wrexham on hulu and disney+. owned by the same parent company as abc seven and abc seven's chris alvarez caught up with mcelhenney to chat about the award winning show and the future of the team. >> all right, rob, i got to ask just the origins of the story. when you and ryan decided to take this on, why? and have the dreams really match the reality of what you

welcome to "jimmy kimmel live."ony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] i'm sad to say, this is my final night guest-hosting. [ audience: disappointed moans ] yeah. i always love being here. but you know what i love even more? not doing [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] i'm ready to sit the hell down, drink myself silly and fall asleep wherever i want. [ cheers and applause ] all right? i basically get to do what guillermo does every night here. >> guillermo: yeah, every day. >> anthony: you know what, baby? i'm going to miss that moust moustache. >> guillermo: i'm going to miss you too, i love you. >> anthony: i'm going to miss the way it tickles my chin at night. i want to thank the staff and the crew here at the show. give them a round of applause. [ cheers and applause ] and i'd also like to thank the audience, because i've gotten -- [ cheers and applause ] because i've gotten tons of support this week in the youtube comments. like this one. "we love jimmy fallon's show and your guest host on the show, anthony anderson." [ l

welcome to "jimmy kimmel live."'m your guest host, lamorne morris. [ cheers and applause ] i've got to say, i am very honored to be here. i truly am. the fact that jimmy personally picked up the phone to call his agent who had his assistant text his manager who dm'd my pilates instructor -- [ laughter ] who then posted a meme asking me to host? [ applause ] that really means a lot to me, [ bleep ]. i've been having a lot of fun. last night, i told some jokes about biden and kamala and trump. i thought i was pretty fair. and this is not a joke. today, "newsweek" asked a spokesperson for donald trump if they had a comment on my comments. and that spokesperson wrote back, "who is lamont morris?" [ laughter ] thought that was pretty good. i thought that was pretty funny. here's the thing. i don't know who lamont morris is -- [ laughter ] but if you think he's the dude telling all these trump jokes, then let's go with that. [ laughter ] i don't need the smoke, i don't. kamala harris was in milwaukee today for her first o

right now on jimmy kimmel. the guest host is anthony anderson, and he'll be joined by actor and comedian ken jeong. have a great night. >> and a wonderful weekend. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" with guest host anthony anderson! tonight -- ken jeong, chef kevin bludso, and music from remi wolf. with cleto and the cletones. and now, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: all right! all right, baby. all right! [ cheers and applause ] yes! keep it going! [ cheers and applause ] all right. all right, everybody. let's calm down. we've got a show to do tonight. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your guest host, anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] i'm sad to say that this is my final night guest-hosting. [ audience: disappointed moans ] yeah. i always love being here, but you know what i love even more? not doing [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] i'm ready to sit the hell down, drink myself silly, and fall asleep wherever i want. [ cheers and applause ] all right? i basically get to d

ladies and gentlemen, welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!." i'm your guest host lamorne morris. [ cheering and applause ] now, now i know what you're thinking. you're thinking with so much crazy stuff, so much madness going on in the news right now, thank god the guy from the bmo commercials is here to make sense of it. [ laughter ] i'm here, i'm here. yeah, this has been -- this has been a very, very big week for me. i'm hosting kimmel again, obviously. [ applause ] but also, also, i just got nominated for my first emmy award for my work on "fargo." [ cheering and applause ] thank you, thank you. i'm very excited, very excited, although for some reason this is the photo that they're using of me on the emmy website. i got the hand on my children. the hand on my chin shows i'm thinking. and what i'm thinking is -- "they better not use this dumb ass photo on the emmy website." there goes my chances. anyway, let this be a lesson to all the up and coming actors out there. up and coming actors who truly want to make it in this business. here's what

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, thank you. that's very nice.i. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] please, relax. thank you for joining us here in our studio. we are in hollywood, where we make movies about going into space here in hollywood. but the real space cadets are in florida. the first-ever manned flight of the boeing starliner spacecraft launched today, after multiple delays with a pair of nasa astronauts on board. boeing seems to have trouble getting to cincinnati. [ laughter ] should they be headed into space? i don't know. [ laughter ] they put extra duct tape on the doors, just to be safe. [ laughter ] the astronauts are headed to the international space station with an important piece of equipment on board. >> going to the bathroom up at the international space station is pretty important, and up there, they recycle all the astronauts' urine, turn it into drinking water. but there's a problem with that recycling pump. the urine recycling pump, so to speak. so they're bringing up

. >> first, a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11. jimmy thanks, emma and julian. >> who needs jimmy when you've got me? 1977 i found myself alone solo han solo stephanopoulos. live tomorrow on good morning america. >> it's a story we've stuck to following ever since this video was shared. a crowd of people rushing to and stealing from this oakland gas station. it happened in the early morning hours of july 5th. and tonight we're hearing from the business owner and the council member who represents the area, who tells us more needs to be done to keep businesses safe. oakland police sent officers to patrol the gas station today on hegenberger at the request of the owner. the response looked different last week when the owner says it took officers nine hours to respond. oakland police tell us they did not understand the magnitude of this incident until they saw the video. >> they said there was nothing we could do. you cannot just file a report online. that's our respon. >> reporter the owner tells us th

jimmy kimmel, magic >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- earvin "magic" johnson, jo koy, and music from doechii with jt. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, thank you. very nice. thank you. feels like deja vu. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for joining us on big-time basketball night in america. a special welcome to those of you who are still conscious after game one of the nba finals, the boston celtics versus the dallas mavericks. one of the fun things about working at abc is because we have the finals on our network, i already know who wins. [ laughter ] i get an advance screener. but don't worry, no spoiler alerts. and i hope the mavericks are watching tonight because we have something of an expert when it comes to beating the celtics in the finals, the great and powerful magic johnson is here. [ cheers and applause ] that's not the only great and powerful person. guillermo, welcome back. you've been gone for the last couple of nights. >> gu

but first, here's a look at what's ahead on jimmy kimmel live! tonight with guest host kathryn hahn. right after abc seven news at 11. kathryn, thanks, dan. >> i'm just like jimmy, minus the weird beard. tell me why football seemed to be kind of a family business ♪ do what you want ♪ get into an audi and go your own way. find your way to exceptional offers during the summer of audi sales event at you local audi dealer. ♪ hey, come on, come on ♪ ♪ do what you want ♪ get into an audi and go your own way. find your way to exceptional offers during the summer of audi sales event at you local audi dealer. concerns about it. the owner of the hillsboro home says the stone age omakase sushi experience was booked through the end of the month. hillsboro city staff found out about the viral diners dinners rather on social media. the problem is the home is in a residential area and restaurants are not allowed there under the town's zoning rules. >> you know, we certainly see in catering events and those are fine in town. we have many private events that are c

. >> first, a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! guest host anthony anderson. right after abc seven news at 11. >> anthony thanks dan and ama i'm anthony anderson. stay up and i'll give you jimmy's phone number. toronto compton, drake or kendrick one is canadian. yeah >> and one is amazing. so yeah grand hyatt hotel from suspected cyanide poisoning. the dead include two americans and four vietnamese nationals. traces of cyanide were found in teacups delivered by room service at this five star hotel. police are investigating whether a financial dispute may have motivated this terrible incident. these deaths. they may also be a murder suicide. but the investigation just getting underway. >> we have covered gun buybacks in the past, but what's taking place in oakland this coming weekend is a little different. mount zion missionary baptist church is holding its annual event from 12 to 4 p.m. on saturday. it's on willow street. it's called guns to garden for a reason. not only will people receive money for firearms, they turn in, however

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but first, here's a look at what's ahead on the jimmy kimmel live! tonight with guest host kathryn hahn. right after abc seven news at 11, kathryn. >> thanks, dan. honestly, i don't miss jimmy either. >> is this allowed? it's food. this is what a live action version of sausage party would be like. yeah turn up some romantic music it's piled high with tender beef that's slow cooked and smothered in tangy memphis style barbecue sauce. it's no fuss, no muss. just tons of flavor. the best barbecue beef is only a togo's. try one today. north carolina tonight. look at this. after their loss to columbia, about a dozen players from uruguay's national team brawled with fans in the stands. the fight started behind the uruguay bench. shortly after the match ended, the players then climbed a staircase into the mostly pro columbia crowd. uruguay's captain says players went into the crowd to protect their families and calls the whole situation just a disaster. and it really was just a terrible mess, the ap reports. it took police ten minutes to arrive on the scene,

but first, here's a look at what's ahead tonight on jimmy kimmel live. ight after abc seven news at 11 with guest host anthony anderson. >> anthony thanks dan and ama, i'm anthony anderson. i'm just like jimmy, except i'm black and i dress better. >> i'm a medical doctor. was internist at kaiser permanente, general practitioner for seven years. and then i said, screw it. i'll be naked in a movie. and then, ha ha ha ♪ do what you want ♪ get into an audi and go your own way. find your way to exceptional offers during the summer of audi sales event at you local audi dealer. introducing togo's new barbecue beef sandwich. it's piled high with tender beef that's slow cooked and smothered in tangy memphis style barbecue sauce. it's no fuss, no muss. just tons of flavor. the best barbecue beef is only a togo's. try one today. ♪ hey, come on, come on ♪ ♪ do what you want ♪ get into an audi and go your own way. find your way to exceptional offers during the summer of audi sales event at you local audi dealer. group backing the recall of mayor sheng tao. no reason w

. >> first, a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11. >> jimmy, watch tonight or i'm never coming back. every time you're here, i'm like, wow, the crowds really fired up to see me. and then i realized, oh, no, they're actually here to see you. yeah evening. crews worked overnight to protect the nearby town. containment has improved to 20. some evacuation orders in mariposa county have been lifted. highway 140 has reopened, restoring access to a major route into the national park. the cause is still under investigation. in butte county, near oroville, all evacuation orders have been lifted for the thompson fire. it's 55% contained. nearly 3800 acres have burned since tuesday morning. the fire has destroyed 25 structures. officials say three firefighters have suffered heat related injuries. >> in oakland, gas station manager whose business was looted overnight, is questioning the response time by police. it happened at the 76 station on hegenberger road near interstate 880, just up the street from the airpo

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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. i appreciate that.'m jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us here in hollywood. happy summer. today is the first official day of summer. [ cheers ] the first official day of summer and the longest day of the year. there's no way this is the longest day of the year. election day will be the longest day of the year. [ laughter ] but summer is here. and i can think of no better way to welcome it than this. >> all right, on three. when i tell you to pull out a little, pull out a little. one, two, three -- [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ bleep ]. i hesitated, hurt my arm. i hurt my shoulder, holy [ bleep ]. i hesitated, and i slipped. >> jimmy: you cannot hesitate or you will slip. i've said it a million times. [ laughter ] the olympics have really slipped this year, haven't they? [ laughter ] i have a feeling we may see a repeat of that at the debate next week. president biden and former president trump are gearing up for their first debate of the year a week fr

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but first, here's a look at what's ahead tonight on jimmy kimmel live! right after abc seven news at 11. here's guest host jiminy glick tonight. >> it's jimmy kimmel live! >> one first word. yeah. shaking his finger. no, he's shaking one finger. god, you're ignorance is crushing me. crushing me. >> it's a movie what's up, you seem kinda sluggish today. things aren't really movin'. you could use some metamucil. metamucil's psyllium fiber helps keep your digestive system moving so you can feel lighter and more energetic. metamucil keeps you movin'. and try fizzing fiber plus vitamins. no matter what kind of teeth you gotta brush, oral-b electric cleans better with one simple touch. oral-b's dentist inspired round brush head hugs em, cleans em, and gets in between em, for 100% cleaner teeth. your perfect clean starts with oral-b. dave's company just scored the comcast business 5-year price lock guarantee. high five! high five... -i'm on a call. it's 5 years of reliable, gig speed internet... five years of advanced security... five years of a great rate that

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. appreciate that.ery nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here at our home in hollywood where it's a very big night. we have a vip guest tonight, a vip vp guest tonight. [ whoops ] all the way from washington, the vice president of the united states is with us. [ cheers and applause ] kamala harris is here. [ rim shot ] everything is really -- the secret service swept our building. which we desperately needed. [ laughter ] it's filthy, by the way. it's especially great that they're here, because guillermo is not here tonight. we are unprotected. he is on assignment at media day for the nba finals. we sent him away because, for reasons of national security, not many people know this -- [ laughter ] you're not allowed to have both of america's most powerful number twos in the same room at the same time. [ laughter and applause ] so we shipped him off to boston. this was a surprise. boy, just when you think you can't possibly be surprised by anything anymore, joe

. >> first, a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live! guest host lamorne morris right after abc seven news at 11 lamorne. >> thanks, dan and ama, i'm lamorne morris. now let's have some fun before jimmy finds out. i don't know who lamont morris is, but if you think he's the dude telling all these trump jokes, then let's go with that. ♪ do what you want ♪ get into an audi and go your own way. find your way to exceptional offers during the summer of audi sales event at you local audi dealer. ♪ hey, come on, come on ♪ ♪ do what you want ♪ get into an audi and go your own way. find your way to exceptional offers during the summer of audi sales event at you local audi dealer. and her family is now suing, claiming the facility could have prevented the attack. 98 year old vera harris died last year after the attack at mission skilled nursing and subacute center in santa clara. the criminal complaint, filed by santa clara county prosecutors says. harris, 79 year old roommate, attacked her in their room. >> i saw my grandmother with bruises. a ble

but first, here's a look at what's ahead tonight on jimmy kimmel live! with guest host lamorne morris. right after abc seven news at 11 lamorne. >> thanks dan and ama, i'm lamorne morris. >> i'll make you forget jimmy ever existed. >> i come from an era uh- where we went dancing. that's how we met. girls we didn't have, like, the internet back then. we didn't sit on our toilet and scroll. butler, pennsylvania rally nine days after the attempted assassination on former president donald trump. after answering to a room of lawmakers, secret service director kim cheatle is being asked to resign by members of both parties. >> 20 minutes before the shooting began, the state police informed the secret service of their concern. now, the rally was not paused at that point. correct no. >> you have offered no reason for this committee, this body or the american people to trust you or the secret service today. >> cheatle claims the shooter wasn't considered a threat until seconds before the shooting. she wouldn't answer specific questions as to what went wrong. cheat

night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host lamorne morris.rlon wayans. matt rogers and bowen yang. plus, music from brigitte calls me baby. with cleto and the cletones.

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