i mean, really, congratulations. >> thank you, jimmy kimmel. n unusual story. you were raising three kids, and you started doing stand-up comedy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: at the same time, which one of them is hard enough to do. but it's really remarkable to get where you are now. is your family -- do you have a funny family? >> i do. i do, my darling. i had funny grandparents, and my mama is really funny. my dad is funny. we made fun -- we laughed about everything, you know. >> jimmy: you brought some of your family here to the show. >> i did. my big sister, my sister and her husband, yeah. >> she looks like your sister. and your brother. [ applause ] >> jimmy: was she a good sister? >> a very good sister. she would fight a circle all over me. if somebody messed with me, she would fight for me, but also messed with me, jimmy. >> jimmy: that's usually how it goes. in what ways would she mess with you? >> well, she locked me in a meat locker with animals that had, you know, were ready for processing. and that was a little traumatic. but it was fun for

and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi. welcome. very nice. i'm jimmy.'m the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood, california as we begin another amazing journey of "the bachelor" and we wrap up another season of nfl football. the suk matchup is set. it will be a rematch of the teams that played two years ago, the philadelphia eagles against the kansas chiefs. the chiefs are looking to become the first professional sports team to threepeat since the lakers in 2002. taylor swift has now been to more super bowls than the jets. [ laughter ] as of today. the eagles ran it up on the commanders, yesterday, after which eagles fans took to the streets for the kind of subdued and respectful celebration we've come to expect from the city of brotherly love. look at that. about a billion fans came out to celebrate. they had fireworks right over the crowd. and this, yes. >> that was a gun. >> jimmy: imagine being so hardened someone fires bullets in the air right next to you and your reaction is “i believe that was a gu

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you.'m jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us here in los angeles, california, where the fires are still burning, believe it or not. fortunately, they have not increased in size for a few days now. the aqi today in l.a. was 37, which means -- something, i don't know what. [ laughter ] guillermo, do you know what it means? >> guillermo: air quality something. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: air quality index, which you know, something we look at regularly, but the health experts say it doesn't apply to this situation because there are particles in the air they don't even measure for. so you don't know what to do. this morning, i asked google ai where the best air quality in southern california is. it said altadena. [ laughter ] which is not the right answer. altadena is the epicenter of the eaton fire. it said altadena, glendora, and the pacific palisades have the best air quality. just in case you've been wondering if ai really is trying to kill us? it is. [ laughter ] it's

i'm dan >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jude law, kyle mooney, and music from denzel curry. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice. thank you for joining us here in the heart of hollywood, where i'm glad the feeling -- you know what? this is -- i'm feeling even more #blessed than usual because today is giving tuesday. you know this, right? this is the day on which americans are encouraged to give back, which is nice. but really, it's so us that we do giving tuesday after black friday, which actually starts on wednesday. [ laughter ] and goes all the way to cyber monday. once we've had six full days of shopping, once we've bought all the game boys and instapots and roombas, then and only then is it time for giving tuesday. [ laughter ] the day to rummage around and see if there's anything left. as if that isn't bad enough, whoever's in charge of this stuff is also shoe

and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here at our headquarters in the heart of hollywood, as wildfires continue to burn at both ends of our city. last night was mercifully not as windy as they predicted it would be. but we are not out of the woods yet. thousands of los angelenos remain under evacuation orders and warnings. for those of you here in our studio audience please don't be alarmed if you smell smoke. snoop dogg was here last night. it usually takes around 48 hours to air things out. last night, we talked about the way our community and the country and even other countries have rallied around us. every one of us who lives here has been hearing from friends, family, former classmates, you name it. lots of people have been checking in. and the sentiment overall is we are grateful, for sure. we appreciate it. but some of the outreach has been weird. for instance, one of our writers, josh, as he was being ordered to evacuate his house, got this message from his father

dan >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, selena gomez, anna sawai, and music from the linda lindas, with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. hello. happy new year. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you, thank you for joining us. thanks for being here. you are a part of our first show of 2025, the new year. we are back to work after a long holiday break. you know, we were off for three weeks. we were originally supposed to be off for two weeks, but it took longer than expected for guillermo's brazilian butt lift to heal up. but it was worth the wait. give us a spin! you've never been more voluptuous. [ cheering ] >> guillermo: thank you, jimmy, thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: guillermo, can i ask you something. >> guillermo:yes. >> jimmy: did you send out holiday cards this year, christmas cards? >> guillermo: no, i did not. >> jimmy: do you ever send them. >> guillermo: two years ago, yes. >> jimmy: oh, two years ago. >> guillermo: yeah. >> jim

tim allen is on jimmy kimmel >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! -- tim allen, nicole byer, and music from maggie rose. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello, thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i am the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you all of you for coming. i'm happy you're here. we are beaming to your home from our weather center here in hollywood where we had a better night than expected. right? >> guillermo: yeah, it was better, thank god. >> jimmy: the winds weren't as strong as they were predicted to be, though they said they could pick up again next week. you know, i read somewhere that breathing the air in some areas of l.a. right now is the equivalent to smoking ten cigarettes a day. so, i've been smoking. ten cigarettes a day. [ laughter ] why not? the air quality actually isn't as bad as i imagined it would be. if you're wondering, this is how we monitor the air quality in hollywood. the tmz tour bus that goes all around here has gone from windows up to windows dow

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and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. very nice.hank you for coming. i'm very glad to see you. thank you for being here tonight. [ cheering ] as you know, it has been a very scary, very stressful, very strange week here in l.a. -- where we work, where we live, where our kids go to school. we are back in our studio, which we had to evacuate on wednesday, that's our building right there, the el capitan. that is how close this fire was to our theater here. many of us had to leave our homes in a hurry. some of our co-workers lost their homes. it is a terrible situation. that's hollywood. it is -- it is terrible. it's been terrible. everyone who lives in this city knows someone, most of us multiple people -- families, friends, colleagues, neighbors -- whose houses burned down. and the truth is, we don't even know if it's over. we had 100 mile per hour winds fueling this nightmare. as of tonight, the winds are back. i think i speak for all of us when i say it has been a sickening, shocking, awful experience. but it has also been, in a lot

>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- cher, ebon moss-bachrach, and music from sheila e. featuring gloria estefan. with cleto and the cletones! and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, everybody. thank you. all right, thank you. that's very kind. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thank you for joining us here in -- everyone's hair looks all right. man, it's windy out. we have -- we have no power at my house. i might have to sleep over your place tonight, guillermo. >> guillermo: yeah, sure, yeah. >> jimmy: there are fires going on in the city. parts of down being evacuated. we had a lot of rain last year and that resulted in a lot of vegeta vegetation, which has now turned into kindling because it's dry, and then you add in high wind and you have perfect conditions for a wildfire. it's like god's the scout master, everybody got your marshmall low an your stick? okay, good. i knew something was up this morning when i got this on the scene weather

[ cheers and applause ] >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live."onight -- george clooney. kaitlin olson. and special guest oprah winfrey. plus music from the smashing pumpkins. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. hi. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. oh man, oh man, you picked a very good night to be here. this show tonight, by the end of the hour, i think you will agree, is the supermoon of television shows. george clooney, we already saw brad pitt, kaitlin olson, music from the smashing pumpkins, and we have one more tremendous surprise for you too. [ cheers and applause ] you won't be disappointed. speaking of smashed pumpkins -- you know, i'll get to trump later. [ laughter ] the big news last night was diddy got arrested. did you see this? this is definitely not a morning you want to wake up "feeling like p diddy." sean combs is in custody in new york where he was indicted on charges of sex trafficking and racketeering. according to prosecutors, p.

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. >> lou: from hollywood, it's “jimmy kimmel live”! tonight -- sterling k. brown.m the boston celtics, jayson tatum. and music from the milk carton kids and vera sola. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us at our headquarters here in los angeles, california, where there is smoke and uncertainty and probably some marijuana in the air right now. [ laughter ] i see a lot of celtics jerseys. we're going to allow that tonight only. [ laughter ] we are on day two of another round of president donald jocelyn trump. [ laughter ] only 1,459 days to go. been 24 hours since he was sworn in, already donald trump has ended the war in ukraine on day one. just as he promised he would. oh, he didn't? well, that's a -- he should resign then, right? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] we are in a very weird, precarious time in the history of our country. hall of us are worried trump won't do the things he promised, the other half are worried he will

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the jimmy kimmel live donation center is accepting nonperishable items, diapers, hygiene products and more through friday. >> all right. thanks for being here. >> i'm ama daetz, i'm dana ashley. see you tomorrow. laugh at your dad, you know, three holes later, tiger sinks the putt from eight feet away, gets some applause from his mom. mom's always going to cheer for you, even if your kids are embarrassed. >> and his jupiter lynx squad ended up falling to the la golf club. the next match is between new york and atlanta next tuesday night on espn. >> have you watched it? is it a little bit? i'm not into golf, so it's hard for me to imagine watching a golf video game. >> the reason i haven't really watched it is because every time i watch it, i get frustrated because i want to be playing on that massive screen is huge. and then they take it to like, realistic grass and sand. >> so if you're a golf fan, you would like this i think. >> so it's nice in the it's kind of the off season for golf. it's like a nice little yeah. chance to see your favorite players. >> coming up, the new study abo

want to start with our friend jimmy kimmell. he returned last night to his show. hold back tears as he spoke about his beloved city of angels. take a look. >> i think i speak for all of us when i say it has been sickening, shocking, awful experience. but it's also been, in a lot of ways, a beautiful experience because, once again we see our fellow men and women coming together to support each other. people who lost their own homes were volunteering in parking lots, helping others who lost theirs. [ applause ] >> lara: it was really quite a moment. jimmy was joined by actor steve guttenberg. there he is. he was live from pacific palisades where he lives. he's been working tirelessly since those fires started last week helping move abandoned cars for firefighters, helping neighbors put out small fires. you name it, he has been out there. kimmell's staffers also set up a donation lot collecting water, baby food, toiletry, socks. anything they could get that might be helpful to people in need. their donation center on hawthorne avenue, if you need it, in los angeles,

thanks >>> lou: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jesse eisenberg, danielle deadwyler, and music from larkin poe. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i appreciate that. thanks. guillermo. very nice. very nice. very kind. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for that. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in los angeles, where i don't want to ruin the fun, but we find ourselves once again on fire. spreading, north of us at castaic lake. thousands of people are being evacuated again. i have to say, it's times like these i am grateful we have stiff-spined, strong-minded leaders like squirrel of the house mike johnson. [ laughter ] who pulled trump's little nuts out of his mouth for just a minute -- [ laughter ] long enough to assure us he would never sink so low as to play politics with much-needed federal aid to our state. >> you go to california, they're a sanctuary state, l.a. and san francisco are sanctuary cit

>> lou: from hollywood, it's “jimmy kimmel live!”ight -- nikki glaser -- nicholas hoult -- and a performance from the broadway musical “the outsiders.” with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] & thank you for joining us in hollywood. relax, please, sit. it's the end of the year is near. they're tallying up all the -- they make all the lists, so the events, the spotify, the wraps, the apple music replay. today might be the most interesting one of all. we were blessed with the annual wrapup from pornhub. [ laughter ] pornhub, the adult entertainment website, revealed its top searches of the year. and it's all very interesting. they say the average amount of time men spent on their site is the amount of time their wife is at the grocery store, minus 8 seconds. [ laughter ] right guillermo? >> guillermo: that's right, jimmy, yeah. >> jimmy: that's right. the top search out of all the different genres

. >> larry beil, sandhya patel, we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel, snoop dogg, have says they are closer than they've ever been to getting this deal done, but it's not there yet, and they are now racing the clock, hoping to get this across the finish line before president biden leaves office. now in less than a week. mary bruce, abc news, the white house. >> all right, mary, thank you for that. okay, let's head back to the nfl and lions fans continuing, continuing to go head over heels for one of their favorite players. >> we say head over heels because you may remember detroit's amon-ra saint brown celebrating a score with a headstand. unfortunately, this was in lambeau. >> two packers. does that hurt? >> oh it stings. the move has spawned tributes ahead of the lions upcoming playoff game. >> that's pretty incredible. how did it do that? >> and then the way he falls two on his back is pretty awesome. wow. >> last week the pistons mascot stood on its head right in front of saint brown as he was taking in a game there. >> over the weekend, drones were spotted recreating th

we >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- james marsden, fortune feimster, and music from hurray for the riff raff. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. thank you. thank you very much. appreciate that. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for joining us here live and in person in hollywood, california. please relax. i don't know if you know, this is one of our most-anticipated days of the year in hollywood. the nominations for the 97th academy awards. after a shaky couple of weeks, we finally have some good news. the list of oscar nominees is out, and matt damon isn't on it. again. [ laughter ] it's the little things that keep me going. the most-nominated film is "emilia perez." it got 13 nominations. i liked that movie a lot. [ cheers and applause ] if you haven't seen it, it's basically a musical about if caitlyn jenner ran a drug cartel. [ laughter ] very good, though. there are several first-time acting nomin

. >> jimmy kimmel live!ing up for la this week following the devastating fires in that area. kimmel and his crew are hosting a donation center one their studio backlot in hollywood. for those impacted. his talk show teammate guillermo spoke to on the red carpet about the importance of showing up for your community. >> people really need it and you never know. today is for them. tomorrow can be for us, for any of our members, family and everything. so that's why we have to do it to show our love and support to the people here. i feel so bad. i feel like terrible. but we have to stay together. we have to come as a community and help the people who really need it. >> the jimmy kimmel live donation center is accepting nonperishable items, diapers, hygiene products and more through friday. in today's gma first look, reality stars heidi montag and spencer pratt are opening up about the devastation of the los angeles wildfires and the loss of their home in pacific palisades. here's abc news reporter jaclyn lee and

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from recent globes winner hacks on hbo to game show the price is right and late night talk show jimmy kimmel guild awards canceling its in-person nomination announcements as actors turned into real life action heroes. >> yesterday at 9 a.m, everything was fine. it was an idyllic day. before i knew it, at 945, i looked up and there was a huge plume of smoke in the air. >> steve guttenberg has starred in huge hits like police academy, three men and a baby and it takes two. >> i got my car and i started heading down sunset boulevard and it was packed. got to palisades drive, which my house is up, and it was packed. two miles of traffic. everybody was in their cars either trying to go in or trying to go out. i called my wife, tried to see if everything was okay. called my friends and people that i loved and cared about, and then found out that the fires were raging way above my house. huge fire. and then i looked behind me and there was another fire in town. and before i knew it, the winds were blowing so hard and they were devil winds. >> despite the danger, guttenberg sprang into action. initi

so as jimmy kimmel said, everyone in l.a. has really been impacted by this. i am born and raised in l.a. and it has been an incredibly tough time. but now the entertainment industry is making some tough decisions. but really stepping up the oscars and the grammys will go on. but with some big changes. both shows are going to be putting a focus on the first responders and those who have lost so much. both of these award shows are going to have charitable elements involved to raise funds for those who are suffering right now and who have lost their homes now, there are still a lot of steps to be taken and people are scrambling behind the scenes to determine what exactly this will look like. but look, kate, a lot of people are going to say, why go on with these award shows? nobody wants to see celebrities collecting awards right now. these are glitzy events, but i want to share a different perspective. if you think about who you have in these rooms, you have the most powerful people with the biggest megaphone, and you have a national broadcast. and to be able to