>> dickey: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- james franco and music from snoop dogg, with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ]

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, sean "diddy" combs, and keith urban. in a scavenger hunt. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for watching. thank you for coming.

and now, this should be good, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for watching. tonight, you will bear witness to the great kimmel/west debate of 2013. can e kanye west is here tonight with us. [ cheers and applause ] for those who don't know, kanye got upset with me a couple weeks ago over a parody we made over an interview with bbc radio. he scald called me. we had an unpleasant phone call. started to tweet -- >> jimmy: you can see -- which he was right about, by the way. and then he made -- this illustration -- and he made another illustration -- and then he tweeted this -- he said should i do a spoof about your face or you ben affleck, #no disrespect to ben affleck, all disrespect to jimmy kimmel. no disrespect to ben affleck may be the best ever hash ever tagged. that is what we call a keeper. so after all that, kanye is here tonight. i hope he doesn't have one of the popping machine guns like they had on "breaking bad." you checked the trunk, right? >> guillermo: everything is clear. >> jimmy: ac

. >> sir ben kingsly will be on jimmy kimmel. >> it might be the greatest night ever. >> jimmy kimmel live up next. . >> don't have any idea how this happened. his patrol car went off a bridge and the car landed in a grassy area. no one else was in the car, no injuries. >>> check out these huge waves, some 80 feet tall. a surfer from brazil was knocked out. incredible. >>> you might like hot sauce, but people in california living near this plant are complaining of burning eyes. the plant just recently passed insection. >> just living next door you smell it. >> i lived next to a coffee plant once. it was obnoxious. >>> in the weather department i will not make you wait. in the halloween department, i know you have kids. 65-70 for the trick or treaters. there could be scattered showers late. you will love this halloween. wednesday transition day. friday scattered showers and bundle up and cuddle by the weekend we are back in the 50s. i want you to know stuff i want you to be kind. i want you to be smart. super smart. i want one thing in a doctor. i want you to be handsome. i want you to

and now, here's jimmy kimmel! and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome to the show. thank you for watching. glad to be here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] last night -- last night's show was kind of exhausting. it was tense. kanye west was here. i won't go over the feud thing again. if you've don't know what happened. you don't care. he was mad. we talked it out. it was uncomfortable at times. in fact we gate huge raot a hug the show last night. so much so i'm thinking of fighting a fight with another celebrity. right now i have it narrowed done to kirk cameron and james vanderbeek. i need to find their weaknesses if any one can help me. do. i want to talk text messaging. i was involved in an incident this morning. soc some one, i won't say who, let's say her name is my mother. texted me at 4:57 a.m. today. it wasn't an emergency. just had some thoughts on the show last night. she wanted to share with me at 4:57 a.m. and it was not one but five texts. now i don't text, i am not a tesh texter. i get ten texts.

and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you for coming to visit us here. i will tell you something -- the government may be shut down. but we are open for business

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, jennifer garner, david arquette, and music from arcade fire. with cleto and the cletones! and now, while we're at it, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome! thank you for watching. thank you for shoewering me wit your affection. i did need another shower. that's very nice. we have a, a great show for you tonight. hopefully to match your enthusiasm, jennifer garner, david arquette, and music from arcade fire. on the roof of capital records building down the street. their new album reflection came out. if you don't buy it they will jump off the capital records building to. night is a difficult night for our announcer, dickey he has a thick boston accent. pronounce the names of the guests to night. go through it one more time. >> we had jennifer garner, david arquette, and arcade fire. >> jimmy: there you go. boston. and good accent. guillermo does, believe it or not, guillermo does imitations and does a boston accent, too. >> guillermo: little bit. >> jimmy: do your boston acc

and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you for watching. you for coming.

and now, here's jimmy kimmel! a wonderful program lined up for you. my favorite band named after a vegetable is here tonight. and the cast of "modern family" is here with us. we didn't have room for the kids, too. our couch only holds five people so somebody is going to have to sit on my lap. the winter olympics are four months away from today but the olympic torch is already being run. after the official lighting ceremony in greece, the torch arrived in russia this weekend and it ran into a little snag. that's former world swimming champion. the wind blew it out. which would never have happened if they had used the new olympic e-torch. i think if it blows out they would have to run it back to greece and start over. he got a light from a security guard. i love that a guy running with a global symbol of athleticism needed help from somebody with a cigarette lighter. what a proud day for smokers all over the world. this is an abc show on sunday nights. sometimes you are watching a show or sporting event and you see a

tomorrow night john mayier -- mayer will be on jimmy kimmel. it's will be up at 11:35.after the news. i want you to know stuff i want you to be kind. i want you to be smart. super smart. i want one thing in a doctor. i want you to be hdsome. i want you to be awesome. i don't want you to look at the chart before you say hi...david. i want you to return my emails. i want you to keep me doing this for another sixty years. at kaiser permanente, we want you to choose the doctor that's right for you. find your perfect match at kp.org and thrive. >>> all right. they weren't doing any of this tweaking kind of stuff. after a dance show from the cheer leaders at to blurred lines she heeder she was fired. they edited the music to make it more appropriate the coach said there were just too many complaints about the dance. >> i got no specification on how many phone calls were made. no specifics on what was said. nothing specific about what were unhappy with. was it the performance or movement. >> the school district said they can't comment on personal matters. the school said they

and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: tonight on the show we have a wonderful program lined up for you. my favorite band named after a vegetable is here tonight. and the cast of "modern family" is here with us. we didn't have room for the kids, too. our couch only holds five people so somebody is going to have to sit on my lap. the winter olympics are four months away from today but the olympic torch is already being run. after the official lighting ceremony in greece, the torch arrived in russia this weekend and it ran into a little snag. that's former world swimming champion. the wind blew it out. which would never have happened if they had used the new olympic e-torch. i think if it blows out they would have to run it back to greece and start over. he got a light from a security guard. i love that a guy running with a global symbol of athleticism needed help from somebody with a cigarette lighter. what a proud day for smokers all over the world. this is an abc show on sunday nights. sometimes you are watching

and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody!ank you for joining us. for those watching at home. [ indiscernible ] it is only tuesday but it has been an exciting week so far.

and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the program -- thank you for watching. [ applause ] very nice to have you here. you know, the government may be shut down but we are wide open. me in particular. it's hard to believe, i figured this would go on for four or five days. today was day 14 of the government shut down. i am starting to forget what it is like to have a government. there is a guy with big ears and a suit that talked about hope. that is all gone. just when you think that congress could not do anything less, they manage to. at this point the government is like a house on halloween that turns out the lights and leaves a bowl of candy on the front porch. the state of new york today decided to re-open the statue of liberty and pay for it themselves arizona is doing the same thing with the grand canyon. one national monument that remains closed is the world war. sarah palin was at a big protest rally as was the guy who started the whole lockout, ted cruz, who demanded a

. >> face to face, kanye west and jimmy kimmel together.rance on late night tv and the skinny on this thursday, october 10th. >> announcer: from abc news, this is "world news now" with john muller and diana perez. >>> great idea to get on kimmel, me. not for famous me. i'll start ranting and raving on kimmel and he invites me on to end the feud. >> you go on and that's the platform. >> excuse me. yawn. what an awful interview. >> we'll have that. real news. we begin with real developments in the government shutdown which is entering day number ten. >> top republicans meet with the president today in the white house. key republican leaders are signaling that they may be willing to consider funding the government without defunding obama care. >> the latest poll shows the gop is taking a hit on the impasse. it grows day by day. here's abc's jim avilan. >> reporter: a lone volunteer trimming the trees and mowing the lawn. at dover air force base the shutdown hits america's bravest. fallen heroes, 26 killed in action in afghanistan brought to mi

and now, last but not least, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here, punctual. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i will tell you that, hosting a talk show is a weird job. because one night, like last night, your guest is snoop dog. and then the next night like tonight it is former vice president al gore who is kind of the opposite of snoop dog, right? vice president is here tonight to talk some sense into us on the subject of climate change. my prediction, he will fail. the problem is we just, it's not at the top of our priority list. maybe if climate was spelled with a k like kardashian we would pay attention. it isn't, so we don't. here is the real issue, a lot of talk how global warming will be a disaster for future generations. when you think about it, it's hard to care. what have these future generations ever done for us? i have a friend who has a baby, the kid craps all over him. no civility there. there is nothing. i have a lot of questions

. >> jimmy kimmel live coming up next. good night. you seem less tense since you got spark unlimited business checking from capital one bank. my stress has vanished. my old business checking account really pushed my buttons. transaction limits? more fees? are they bloody insane? horrible! come on! getting spark checking has made your cooking totolerab. [ male announcer ] switch to spark unlimited business checking from capital one bank anget unlimited transactions. limit the stress, unlimit your business. red's my color. what's in your wallet? >>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, danny devito. from "the goldbergs", wendi mclendon-covey. and music from the lumineers. with cleto and the cletones. and now in all probability, here's jimmy kimmel! >> thank you for clapping. before i say anything at all, welcome to you. i had quite a night last night. do you guys watch

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- sir ben kingsley, rob delaney lie witness news and music from nonono with cleto and the cletones. and now, at long last, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] very nice. i appreciate that. a big night, big sports night in america tonight. the baseball in particular game six of the world series. boston, the red sox/cardinals. not only was it game six it was ferret night at fenway park. first 10,000 fans in attendance went home with a ferret. the game is happening. still 0-0. >> 0-0 when i first came out here. >> jimmy: dicky is from boston. you can leave if you want. your work here is done, right? [ cheers and applause ] it happens every once in a while. you know tickets for tonight's game cost more than any baseball tickets in history. average price of a seat, average price was $2,000. so you could sell your car and buy a pair or grow a disgusting beard

"jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, johnny knoxville and >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, johnny knoxville and jackson nicoll. julianne hough. and music from ariana grande. with cleto and the cletones. and now, more than ever, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you for watching! welcome to hollywood! very kind of you. appreciate it. our congress today in case you haven't heard placed america's least favorite game show, no deal or no deal. day 15 of the government shutdown a. coccording to my ad calendar. seemed look they would do something after the biggest debt rating agencies warned it would downgrade our credit rating which would be bad, i think, i have no idea. aa sounds fine to me. president obama said he was hopeful an agreement would be reached tonight. then again he was also hopeful the obama care website would work and that isn't really happening. part of the problem is that republicans in the house can't even agree between themselves on what they want.

kanye took it to heart and sent a lot of twitter rantses to jimmy kimmel and then jimmy joked it wasye explained -- kanye explained why he looked so angry. i want you to notice something while you watch the footage. there's no eye contact being made. and very little blinking going on. you ugh, i'm an observer. just watch. you observe. go. >> i wouldn't even say i'm a rapper. i'm more of a messenger than a rapper. even when you say rap beef it undermines it. recontexting what i said. if you look at the interview it's something fearless in my position to do. most people just like bow down to tv or whatever, bow down to these cameras. i could care less about any of these cameras in all honesty. all i care about is my family, protecting my girl, protecting my baby and ideas and dreams. you know. that's the reason i went so crazy, you know. >> i an, i didn't mind what he said. i get the whole protection thing. but there is something wild eyed behind those -- he's got -- he's got several screws loose and a lot of it ticks going on. i'm just calling it the way i see it. and i am like a

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"jimmy kimmel live"!, johnny knoxville and >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, johnny knoxville and jackson nicoll. julianne hough. and music from ariana grande. with cleto and the cletones. and now, more than ever, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you for watching! welcome to hollywood!

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, will arnett, from "marvel's agents of shield," clark gregg, and music from bonnie raitt. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you for coming to visit us here. i will tell you something -- the government may be shut down. but we are open for business here! [ cheers and applause ] what are we doing here? shouldn't we all be out looting a best buy or something? who wants to start a post-apocalyptic motorcycle gang? [ cheers and applause ] to be honest i didn't notice the government was shut down today. but the 800,000 government employees who had their hours gut or jobs taken away definitely did. but the good news is congress is still getting paid. [ audience booing ] >> jimmy: i want the names of the idiots who elected these people -- oh, wait, it was us? never mind. federal food assistance programs are on hold. nasa mostly shut down. national parks are closed. even forced the animals to leave. squirrels, chipmunks, bunnies all out on the s

>>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, danny devito. from "the goldbergs", wendi mclendon-covey. and music from the lumineers. with cleto and the cletones. and now in all probability, here's jimmy kimmel! >> thank you for clapping. before i say anything at all, welcome to you. i had quite a night last night. do you guys watch "breaking bad?" or did you? who would have ever guessed that when it was all said and done, the show would end up being a psa warning against the health risk of using artificial sweeten sweeteners. i feel like i should sound the spoiler alarm. can we sound that? are we all clear? okay. walt died. did you not know? did you not see the ten second long spoiler alert that preceded that message? it was a great ending. and i had no idea that you people would not have seen it. i have to say. on one hand i feel bad that i ruined it for you. but on the other hand i'm like screw you, watch it then. and one final burst, walter white broke into the house of representatives and demanded that obama care be repealed or he would b

>>> tonight, jimmy kimmel's got al gore on the couch. >> tonight we have spearhead and child actors and al gore tells us why he hates the sun. such an unusual and extreme position to take but i applaud you for it. >> don't miss the funny right after us.

a child on jimmy kimmel joked about killing people of china to help erase u.s. debt. the protesters called for a boycott of abc and jimmy kimmel to be fired nchl a letter to the group, abc says it would never purpose fully do anything to upset the asian community and the segment would be edited out of future episode airings of this. >> well, tonight's money matters a corporate control victory for founders of google. a judge gave google permission to create a new class of stock. they have 56% control of the voting power. on wall sfreet, jc penny rofrted improving sales and stock rose pt almost 9% today helping send s and p to a new record high. the dow lost a point and a third today. and there is good news for burger king. the company says the satisfies are attracting more customers. >> there is more still to come here tonight on abc 7 news at 6:00. west coast governors line up to fight global warming. the plan of attack to beat climate change. >> also exclusive new footage from abc news of a carnival gone awry. did someone deliberately put people in jeopardy? >> one o

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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, justin timberlake, and from "romeo & juliet", hailee steinfeld.with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody! welcome to the show! thank you for joining us. for those watching at home. [ indiscernible ] it is only tuesday but it has been an exciting week so far. last night, paul mccartney was here. he played a big show in front of at least 10,000 fans outside. [ cheers and applause ] and tonight, tonight, justin timberlake is live. [ cheers and applause ] and then, tomorrow america votes and one will be eliminated from music. that, by the way, just look at that crowd all the way back to -- to like -- west hollywood i think. they gathered for justin timberlake. very popular. remind me a lot of myself at that age. so much talent. i was told that justin is a bit under the weather right now. his publicist said justin is sick. i was like, yeah, i feel you, justin is totally sick, yo. and then he explained he has a fe

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, sean "diddy" combs, and keith urban. in a scavenger hunt. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice. thank you for joining me. what promises to be adventure of a lifetime. we have not one but two music superstars. one of the greatest country music artists not from this country ever, keith urban is here with us tonight. and sean diddy combs is with us too. [ cheers and applause ] i wonder if there is anyone who likes both of them? [ cheers and applause ] diddy changed his name so many times i had to look on wikipedia for what to call hem im tonight. diddy is here with a new product. i think it is candy apple, pixie stick, ciroc vodka. diddy has more business ventures than ten episodes of "shark tank." he will be here to share the news about them with you. t the big news in england, big day, duke and duchess of cambridge, william and kate, cristened their son, prince george, in the r

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!ht, justin timberlake, and from "romeo & juliet", hailee steinfeld.with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody! welcome to the show! thank you for joining us. for those watching at home. [ indiscernible ] it is only tuesday but it has been an exciting week so far. last night, paul mccartney was here. he played a big show in front of at least 10,000 fans outside. [ cheers and applause ] and tonight, tonight, justin timberlake is live. [ cheers and applause ] and then, tomorrow america votes and one will be eliminated from music. that, by the way, just look at that crowd all the way back to -- to like -- west hollywood i think. they gathered for justin timberlake. very popular. remind me a lot of myself at that age. so much talent. i was told that justin is a bit under the weather right now. his publicist said justin is sick. i was like, yeah, i feel you, justin is totally sick, yo. and then he explained he has a fever an

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- sir ben kingsley, rob delaney lie witness news and music from nonono with cleto and the cletones. and now, at long last, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] very nice. i appreciate that. a big night, big sports night in america tonight. the baseball in particular game six of the world series. boston, the red sox/cardinals. not only was it game six it was ferret night at fenway park. first 10,000 fans in attendance went home with a ferret. the game is happening. still 0-0. >> 0-0 when i first came out here. >> jimmy: dicky is from boston. you can leave if you want. your work here is done, right? [ cheers and applause ] it happens every once in a while. you know tickets for tonight's game cost more than any baseball tickets in history. average price of a seat, average price was $2,000. so you could sell your car and buy a pair or grow a disgusting beard

>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- lisa kudrow, unnecessary censorship, and kings of leon and "cleto and the cletones" and here, after all, is jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ indiscernible ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i will say -- i'm not sure who you people are and how you got here. i'm glad you did. if you weren't here this would be embarrassing. thank you for coming. i will reward you with malcolm gladwell, kings of leon, and lisa kudrow is here as well. whoo! oh, hey. >> i'm so sorry, i am late. i was in my room eating a danish, i heard you call my name, then i missed my cue, your idiot producer deidn't come get me. >> jimmy: you are not late. it's not time for our interview. i was letting the audience know you will be on the show tonight. >> you are so sweet. you don't have to cover for me. i missed my cue. usually not this unprofessional. >> jimmy: i am not covering for you. you are really not late. you are actually early. you are here early. like, a little too early. >> really? >>

and now, we're already, here's jimmy kimmel!d applause ] >> just stumbled on the show you picked a good night to do it. emily vancamp is here and so is elton john. i should

. >> dickey: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, john mayer.s week in unnecessary censorship. and from "scandal", katie lowes, with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for watching at home. i'm glad you are here on day three of -- of the government shutdown. during a speech in maryland, president obama blamed the shutdown on house speaker john boehner. then john boehner blamed it on the a-a-a-alcohol. we are at a stand still. it is costing $300 million a day. that is a full ironman sequel per day. we could be up to "ironman 7" tomorrow. we are not. nonessential government services have been put on hold. flight safety inspectors furloughed. national monuments closed. the grand canyon its closed. they filled it with spackle. passport offices have been closed too. interesting fact. passport lines, take exactly the same amount of time whether the passport office is open or not. one very significant result of the shutdown is, 70% of u.s. intelligence employees are off the job which could

here's your host, jimmy kimmel. >> we have two great teams ready to battle it.their on screen significant others, the inlaws. let's get on and give me ed and sofia. >> let's play the feud. we surveyed 100 people. we have the top four answers they gave on the brord. your goal is to try to get the most popular answer. name something that a person might take a picture of and then post it to facebook. >> do i say it or just think it? >> you say it. >> girls take pictures of boobs. >> of boobs. let's put it on the board. let's see boobs? no. ed? name something a person might take a picture of and post to facebook. >> don't look at me. i'm on the oppite team. >> i don't know what facebook is. >> themselves. let's go to the board and see. >> you go sit with your family and we will go down to the pritchetts. julie, name something that somebody might take a picture of and then post to facebook. >> their pet. >> their pet. >> name something that somebody would take a picture of and post to facebook. >> babies. >> there is babies. no! >> ed, we now go to you. each of your

and now, here's jimmy kimmel!jimmy: tonight on the show we have a wonderful program lined up for you. my favorite band named after a

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- tim allen. and kenny rogers.h cleto and the cletones. and now -- and how do you like this? here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. welcome. it was very nice -- i will say i had, i had a weird thing happen lastht

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!arvel's agents of shield," clark gregg, and music from bonnie raitt. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you for coming to visit us here. i will tell you something -- the government may be shut down. but we are open for business here! [ cheers and applause ] what are we doing here? shouldn't we all be out looting a best buy or something? who wants to start a post-apocalyptic motorcycle gang? [ cheers and applause ] to be honest i didn't notice the government was shut down today. but the 800,000 government employees who had their hours gut or jobs taken away definitely did. but the good news is congress is still getting paid. [ audience booing ] >> jimmy: i want the names of the idiots who elected these people -- oh, wait, it was us? never mind. federal food assistance programs are on hold. nasa mostly shut down. national parks are closed. even forced the animals to leave. squirrels, chipmunks, bunnies all out on the streets. meanwhile the affordab

. >> last night, james fran koe went on jimmy kimmel to promote his book. he spoke for approximately 127 hours. it was part filibuster and part outtake. >> it's looking at acting as an actor in hollywood and looking at all of the specifics of that. when i say acting, it's more like life in a sense that when you're an actor, you're just interacting with other actors. life is just interacting with other people in the world. >> they handled it like a pro. and it's big hair and boots time. lifetime's chasing nashville premiers tonight. the reality series follows four young singers as they try to breakthrough in the country music industry. the music is good, but it has the more important element of a reality show. big dreams and obnoxious stage parents. d re warpath. it started when a reporter asked mark wahlberg about the progress of the entourage movie. his answer? as soon as those guys stop being so greedy. jerry ferrara responded he'd do the movie for free. i will sign any deal that gives all the boys an opportunity to share in the upside of success equally.

and now, we're already, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> just stumbled on the show you picked a good night to do it. emily vancamp is here and so is elton john. i should say, sir elton john. knighted by the queen and the lion king too. how does he expect the tiny dancer to hold him closer. he its tiny, and he is regular size. we'll get to the bottom of that later a yur excire you excited n is here? >> what's your favorite song? >> tiny dancer. >> beside the one i mentioned what is your favorite elton john song? >> from the lion king. >> oh. ah you don't get over the bored fwhirt bei over the border by not being crafty. we have a great potentially uncomfortable show planned for tomorrow. kanye west will be here tomorrow. kanye and i had a disagreement a couple weeks ago. tomorrow night we will sit down and discuss it like normal people, on television, us, dr. phil. neither is leaving until the government shutdown is solved. if you have wanted to see a talk show host get strangled by leather jogging pants. tomorro

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- kanye west, lie witness news, celebrity mean tweets and music from arctic monkeys. with cleto and the cletones. and now, this should be good, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for watching. tonight, you will bear witness to the great kimmel/west debate of 2013. can e kanye west is here tonight with us. [ cheers and applause ] for those who don't know, kanye got upset with me a couple weeks ago over a parody we made over an interview with bbc radio. he scald called me. we had an unpleasant phone call. started to tweet -- >> jimmy: you can see -- which he was right about, by the way. and then he made -- this illustration -- and he made another illustration -- and then he tweeted this -- he said should i do a spoof about your face or you ben affleck, #no disrespect to ben affleck, all disrespect to jimmy kimmel. no disrespect to ben affleck may be the best ever hash ever tagged. that is what we call a keeper. so after all that, kanye is here

. ♪ >> dickey: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, john mayer.unnecessary censorship. and from "scandal", katie lowes, with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for watching at home. i'm glad you are here on day three of -- of the government

and now, this should be good, here's jimmy kimmel!ers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for watching. tonight, you will bear

i am ovulating looking at them. >>> and then finally jimmy kimmel is looking at a super fan. >> thereiehard super fan, and he wanted to go to game one but his boss would not give him the night off because he did not give enough notice or something like that, so he went to the game anyway with this sign, and it says "i quit my job for this," and they asked if he was worried about it, and he said it was worth it, and so if you are a business owner and you are looking for an employee that writes like a 9-year-old girl and ditches work, this could be your guy. i have a feeling he will wind up like this. >> that's dedication. we thought you actually quit your job at "way too early" to go to the game, but you came back. >> yeah, and your 21st birthday is on a friday. >> i am legal. hillary clinton's birthday is tomorrow so i don't want to share all the spotlight here. and i want to give a shutout of the producer, dana haller -- >> how old are you? >> 28. >> that's a good year. >> yeah. >> great year. >> i don't dislike you that much for being so much younger than me. thank you. >>> still ah

this is jimmy kimmel. these are our kids. today's topic, politics. what are politics? kind of like, barack obama, the government. >> what its the president's snam. >> president obama. >> barack obama. >> barack obama. >> jimmy: barack obama. >> >> jimmy: how do you spell marack? >> m-a-r-a-c-k, o-b-a-m-a. >> jimmy: marackobama. let's move on. what is the government shutdown? braxton, we'll start with you? >> basically it is, the government shutdown, the parks in which we need them to open it. braiden, you, what do you think? the government shutdown is when the president they shut down parks and people who work for the government. >> jimmy: that is exactly right, braiden. why do you think this is happening? braxton, do you? >> the government should step it up and stop being cry babies and make up their mind! >> jimmy: what do you thing of that, guys? next question. america owes china a lot of money. $1.3 trillion. how should we pay them back? >> kill everyone in china. >> jimmy: kill earn in china. that's an interesting idea. >> build a huge wall. >> jimmy: build a huge

>> dickey: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- james franco and music from snoop dogg, with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] this is serious. a little guy named garfield made quite a career out of saying mo mondays are the worst. let's prove him wrong james franco and snoop dogg are here. >> i like snoop dogg. great vibe. >> i heard a rumor you were just in snoop's dressing room. >> yeah, he's a great guy. >> oh no, no, no. is my little piniata all filled with smoke right now? >> a little bit. a little bit. >> wow. i don't know what we're going to do about that. you're more aggressive than you usually are. oh my gosh. we're going to have to hide the snack table. you know, yesterday was snoop's birthday, which, i bet the funniest part of snoop's birthday is how long it takes him to open all the presents. what do you get the man who won't remember what you got him 20 minutes later? i happen to have a lot of fund memories of snoop dogg. when i was doing "the man sho

the rapper lashed out on twitter, last night kanye appeared on jimmy kimmel live. the two denied the feud was a publicity stunt but say they're putting it behind them. >> it went ask elevated from a call we just had as men you know? that he will vaits sometimes, you take a guy, you know, jimmy does his thing and everything. i do my thing. at a certain point egos can flare up, you know? we just took it back to high school for a little bit that. is what happened. >> yeah. yeah. >> i got beat up a lot in high school. i didn't want to go back to high school. >> yes. >> you can watch jimmy kimmel live on abc 7 after abc 7 news at 11:00. >> a federal government shut down having an affect on everyone, even children. take a look at this little boy wearing a bell hat in washington, d.c.. >> the photo posted last night on riddit. employees are still working. >> what a great picture. >> still head, with each passing day, peopling hurting out there. how the shut down could affect children across the nation. >> and details in the death of aerial castro. why it may not have been