. >> and then late other "jimmy kimmle live." >> thanks. tonight on "jimmy kimmle live." jude law, kim and kortney kardashian and people on the street tell us what they think of the super bowl bever -- before it even happened. people lie and they are dumb. >>> the sandy hook elementary school shooting sparked an intense debate in this country. >> and one security company has seen a dramatic increase in the number of people wanting to get trained on how to respond to a shooter on campus. that training called alice stands for alert lock down, inform, encounter and evacuate. >> lyanne melendez had access to a training session at san jose city college. >> lock down, lock down, lock down. >> reporter: those two words mean an intruder is on campus. >> maria! open the door. where are you? >> reporter: this is how they deal with an active shooter. >> oh wendy. i'm home, dear. open the door. >> reporter: the people behind the door tried to barricade themselves using what they can find. a table, a rope, a waste basket, anything to keep the intruder from coming in. >> people will su

jimmy kimmle is live. i'm dan ashley. >> i'm carolyn johnson. abc news continues tomorrow morning at 5:00. and of course we are always available at abc7news.com and >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, kelly ripa, michael strahan, andy am berg and 2-year-old basketball prodigy titus. >> jimmy: here we go. >> dicky: plus, jimmy visitsed barber shop. a performance by internet sensation and exclusive preview of "game of thrones." and now, once again, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you all. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. for a lot of people, the end of a three-day weekend. it's president's day today. today, mitt romney spent the day quietly staring out of one of 1,200 windows in his home. a tear streaming down his eye. hey, here's a -- here's a fun presidential fact. did you know our 12th president, zachary taylor, was a cast member on the show "home improvement." think about it, it's kind of true. president obama celebrated by playing golf with tige

jimmy kimmle is next. >> i'm carolyn johnson. thank you for joining us, everyone. >> i'm larry beil for sandhya, dan ashley, have a good night. the morning news begins at 4:30. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- michael strahan. actor miles teller. and music from dido. with cleto and the cletones and now for your information here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> welcome to the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for coming to visit ussus in oured to joe. was traffic all right. los angeles became the first city to synchronize all of the traffic lights. they just set them all to yellow. they will leave it like that forever. city estimates that the new system will reduce travel times by 12% which means instead of taking 1:45 to get home it will only take 1:33 to get home. but they're saying if this is as successful, synchronized traffic lights could become an event in the next olympics. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. things will be a little

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. >> and then late other "jimmy kimmle live." >> thanks. tonight on "jimmy kimmle live." jude law, kim and kortney kardashian and people on the street tell us what they think of the super bowl bever -- before it even happened. people lie and they are evere in years,on being the most severe in years, it's important to follow cdc guidelines to help protect your family. wash your hands often. and clean your surfaces using a disinfectant to prevent the spread of cold and flu viruses. you can trust lysol because lysol disinfecting wipes kill 99.9% of cold and flu viruses. and with lysol no-touch hand soap, you have 10 times more protection with each wash. helping protect your family with lysol... that's our mission for health. school shooting sparked an intense debate in this country. >> and one security company has seen a dramatic increase in the number of people wanting to get trained on how to respond to a shooter on campus. that training called alice stands for alert lock down, inform, encounter and evacuate. >> lyanne melendez had access to a training session at san jose

. >> and then on "jimmy kimmle live." >> the wonderful ewin mcgreatest greger is here. i called you wonderful. anything you would like to shea? >> thanks. >> isn't he wonderful? you are very welcome. >> we'll >>> winter is usually a slow time for a wildlife rescue center in lake tahoe, but this year is different. they have more orphaned black bear cubs than ever before. they are all healthy and will be returned to the wild. tonight what it takes to give a baby bear a second chance at life. >> you may remember these guys. we showed them to you last summer when they were confiscated in nevada county. they were taken from a man who was trying to sell them. this little cub was found near the alpine meadows ski resort. the mother was killed by a hunter with dogs. >> she was hungry and cold. she had been hit by a car at that time and was slightly limping. >> in the wild, these bear cubs would die without their mothers. instead they ended up at lake tahoe wildlife care. this is also cheryl lynn tom's home. right now they have their hands full with bears. the center gets an ave

>> and then later on "jimmy kimmle live." >> thanks. tonight on "gym mooy -- on" jimmy kimmle live" making out with strappingers -- strangers on hollywood boulevard. it is my late valentine gift few. >> we will be back in 60 >>> a former lake tahoe bar -- bartender has used his stori to being the most decorated war here to sc hundreds of thousands of dollars. >> and it helped him land a security contract in africa. but the abc7 news eye team is exposingim and dan noyes is here with the investigation. >> dan and ama, he was about to use his phony navy seal background to cash in with a piece of aion contract in e nation of barundi. but as we learned, a real navy seal was works to expose his lie. >> hi, aj. >> he sold his phony life story as a navy seal for $50,000. he convinced two doctors to give him hundreds of thousands more fora new security firm and then had his sights set on his biggest pay day yet. >> if i get one more phone call asking me to verify if aj dicken was ever a navy seal i am going to take this grenade and pull the pin

. >> and then later on "jimmy kimmle live." >> we have stand up comedy rob delaney and mike piazza is here. and we have anthony edwards. do you think goose may be alive if maverick wasn't so reckless? >> every day, jimmy, every >> every day, jimmy, every day. it takes all kinds of good to make a family. at new york life, everything we do is to help you keep good going. was known as hummer mom is back in trouble with the law again just days after being released from state prison for having sex with two 14-year-old boys. >> dan noyes has new details about her parole violation and a new criminal case. >> larry and carolyn, parole agents arrested her friday night after finding porn in her home. i have learned she is the subject of a new cyberbullying investigation. the target, one of her victims. 44-year-old kristine hubbs started off last week following the rules. she checked in with her parole agent who took this picture. she had just been released from state prison after serving two years, nine months for unlawful sex with her daughter's friends, two 14-year-old boys in hotels, a guest

. >> and then late other "jimmy kimmle live." >> thanks. tonight on "jimmy kimmle live."e law, kim and kortney kardashian and people on the street tell us what they think of the super bowl bever -- of the super bowl bever -- before it even happened. [ woman ] my boyfriend and i were going on vacation, so i used my citi thankyou card to pick up some accessories. a new belt. some nylons. and what girl wouldn't need new shoes? and with all the points i've been earning, i was able to get us a flight to our favorite climbing spot, even on a holiday weekend. ♪ things are definitely... looking up. [ male announcer ] with no blackout dates, you can use your citi thankyou points to travel whenever you want. visit citi.com/thankyoucards to apply. school shooting sparked an intense debate in this country. >> and one security company has seen a dramatic increase in the number of people wanting to get trained on how to respond to a shooter on campus. that training called alice stands for alert lock down, inform, encounter and evacuate. >> lyanne melendez had access to a training sessi

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. >> and then on "jimmy kimmle live." >> the wonderful ewin mcgreatest greger is here. i called you wonderful. anything you would like to shea? >> thanks. >> isn't he wonderful? you are very welcome. >> we'll >>> winter is usually a slow time for a wildlife rescue center in lake tahoe, but this year is different. they have more orphaned black bear cubs than ever before. they are all healthy and will be returned to the wild. tonight what it takes to give a baby bear a second chance at life. >> you may remember these guys. we showed them to you last summer when they were confiscated in nevada county. they were taken from a man who was trying to sell them. this little cub was found near the alpine meadows ski resort. the mother was killed by a hunter with dogs. >> she was hungry and cold. she had been hit by a car at that time and was slightly limping. >> in the wild, these bear cubs would die without their mothers. instead they ended up at lake tahoe wildlife care. this is also cheryl lynn tom's home. right now they have their hands full with bears. the center gets an ave

. >> and then on "jimmy kimmle live." >> tonight from "house of cards" emily and academy award nominee bradley cooper who just asked me to go to the oscars with him. >> no, i asked you to go to cost-co with me. >> even better. >> okay. >> stay with us. we >>> one of the telltale signs of aging is a face loses its fullness. an improvement in that technology is allowing patients to more effectively move fat from one part of the body to another. >> do you mind if i take another couple photos ? >> marianne is thrilled with the con fors in her cheeks. her face developed a sunken look that she felt made her look tired. >> i was getting gaunt looking. >> do you want to open it up. jay she turned -- >> she turned to a plastic surgeon who recommended a fat transfer. >> by filling out the face you can restore the uteful -- youthful fullness to the face. >> fat grafting is not new. it is drawing fat from one area of the body, in this case the thighs, to be used as a filler in other areas like the breast or face. but improved technology is making the technique far more effective. the first step af

. >> and then later on "jimmy kimmle live." >> we have stand up comedy rob delaney and mike piazza is here. and we have anthony edwards. do you think goose may be alive if maverick wasn't so reckless? >> every day, jimmy, every day. almost tastes like one of jack's cereals. fiber one. uh, forgot jack's cereal. [ jack ] what's for breakfast? um... try the number one! yeah, this is pretty good. male announcer ] over a third of a day's fiber. fiber one. ♪ shimmy, shimmy chocolate. ♪ shimmy, shimmy chocolate. ♪ we, we chocolate cross over. ♪ yeah, we chocolate cross over. ♪ [ male announcer ] introducing fiber one 80 calorie chocolate cereal. ♪ chocolate. was known as hummer mom is back in trouble with the law again just days after being released from state prison for having sex with two 14-year-old boys. >> dan noyes has new details about her parole violation and a new criminal case. >> larry and carolyn, parole agents arrested her friday night after finding porn in her home. i have learned she is the subject of a new cyberbullying investigation. the target, one of her victims. 44-year-o

>> and then later on "jimmy kimmle live." >> thanks. tonight on "gym mooy -- on" jimmy kimmle live" making out with strappingers -- strangers on hollywood boulevard. it is my late valentine gift few. >> we will be back in 60 >>> a former lake tahoe bar -- bartender has used his stories to being the most decorated war here to scam hundreds of thousands of dollars. >> and it helped him land a security contract in africa. but the abc7 news eye team is exposing him and dan noyes is here with the investigation. >> dan and ama, he was about to use his phony navy seal background to cash in with a piece of a $300 million contract in the nation of barundi. but as we learned, a real navy seal was works to expose his lie. >> hi, aj. >> he sold his phony life story as a navy seal for $50,000. he convinced two doctors to give him hundreds of thousands more for a new security firm and then had his sights set on his biggest pay day yet. >> if i get one more phone call asking me to verify if aj dicken was ever a navy seal i am going to take this grenad

. >> and then on "jimmy kimmle live." >> tonight from "house of cards" emily and academy award nomineedley cooper who just asked me to go to the oscars with him. >> no, i asked you to go to cost-co with me. >> even better. >> okay. >> stay with us. >> stay with us. we well, well, well. growing up, we didn't have u-verse. we couldn't record four shows at the same time. in my day, you were lucky if you could record two shows. and if mom was recording her dumb show and dad was recording his dumb show then, by george, that's all we watched. and we liked it! today's kids got it so good. [ male announcer ] get u-verse tv for just $19 a month for 1 year when you bundle tv and internet. rethink possible. of aging is a face loses its fullness. an improvement in that technology is allowing patients to more effectively move fat from one part of the body to another. >> do you mind if i take another couple photos ? >> marianne is thrilled with the con fors in her cheeks. her face developed a sunken look that she felt made her look tired. >> i was getting gaunt looking. >> do you want to open it up.

. >> jimmy kimmle live is up next. thanks for watching. >> we appreciate your time, for larry, sandhya, have >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- gordon ramsay, stanley tucci and music from gold fields with cleto and the cletones. and now, i'm happy to inform you, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very kind. i'm jimmy. time host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we've got quite a lineup for you tonight, music from an australian band called gold fields. why i don't know you personally, i think you will enjoy them. stanley tucci is here. you can call him the tucc, he prefers it. the always profane chef gordon ramsay is with us. i think he's going to teach us thousand make horse meatballs. [ applause ] i found myself in a weird position today. i'm feuding. i'm in the middle of a celebrity feud. with morrissey. [ laughter ] i'm at warrissey. he's singer. i would even go so far as to call him a legend, and he is. he's also a vegetarian. he was s

. >> and then late other "jimmy kimmle live." >> we haveusic from ellie golding and jessica alba and new kissing booth. are you ready to make out with strangers, jessica? looks like she is ready. >>> a uc santa cruz student is recovering after being shot in the head during a robbery. it happened at a bus stop. lisa amin gulezian is live with the story. lisa, this woman is incredibly lucky. >> very brave too. you know, dan, the 21-year-old was sitting here when the man snuck up behind her. to give an idea how dark and isolated this bus stop is, this is what it was like as she sat here all by herself last night. this is the man santa cruz police are looking for. late tonight detectives are interviewing the victim. she is sure this man attacked her. it happened at 7:30 last night. the uc santa cruz student waited for the number twenty bus to campus. but before it arrived she heard this. and then a man's voice telling her to empty her pockets. he had a gun. >> she complied with that until the suspect came up and initially she thought she was struck with the butt of the rifle. it turns ou

. >> "jimmy kimmle live" is up next. thank you for joining us.arolyn johnson. >> and i'm dan ashley. the news starts tomorrow morning at 5:00 a.m. we are available at abc news.com. go to facebook and twitter. we a

>> and then later on jimmy kimmle live. >> tonight we have music from churchill and duck dynasty is here and terrance howard is here. i will try not to be hypnotized by his beautiful eyes. too late. >> stay with us. >>> drivers of late model toyota priuses say something is happening to affect their ability to drive safely. >> traffic lights and on coming headlights are distorted by the wind shield. >> 7 on your side's michael finney has been looking into the complaints and joins us now. >> yes, it is an issue federal regulators say doesn't appear to be a safety issue. the numerous people who say they have experienced the problem firsthand strongly disagree. this man from fremont is concerned about the safety of his family. >> i have a six-year-old and three-year-old. i don't take them in this car at night. >> so is jason from uh -- arinda. he avoids driving at night if possible. >> i leave work early in some cases. >> both own a 2012 toyota prius, and both say their vision through the windshield at night makes driving unsafe. this is video of the view through amid's windshield he posted

. >> and then later on "jimmy kimmle live." >> andy sandburg and kelly rippa and the results of our valentine's youtube challenge, a visit to the barber shop and i do battle with a two-year-old in basketball. i might be more competitive than i should be. >> stay with us. we will bem >>> the fda has a new drug to fight breast cancer and the company that developed it says the drug is at the forefront of a new direction and treatment. doctors say the drug is like a smart bomb attacking only malignant cells and minute -- minimizing hair loss and sickness. the drug was developed by genentec and while the drug is specific to a certain type of breast cancer, similar treatments for other types of cancer are on the way. >>> the popularity of apple iphones and ipads is not limited to the people who buy them. they are big with thieves as well. and that's why the new york city police department is creating a special unit to track down stolen apple products. city officials say nearly 4,000 more iphones and ipads were stolen in 2012 than the year before. these i cops will work with apple to track stolen devi

. >> "jimmy kimmle live" is up next. thank you for joining us.arolyn johnson. >> and i'm dan ashley. the news starts tomorrow morning at 5:00 a.m. we are available at abc news.com. go to facebook and twitter. we a >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" this week. brought to you by teleflora. tonight, oscar nominee bradley cooper. >> jimmy: which is more exciting? >> dicky: super bowl champion jacoby jones. >> when the lights went out i was tired. >> dicky: melissa mccarthy steals jimmy's identity. plus, this week in unnecessary censorship. and now, once again, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi there. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. i appreciate it. just out of curiosity, who in our audience tonight did not watch the super bowl yesterday? about eight terrorists in the crowd. [ laughter ] i didn't watch the s

. >> and then later on "jimmy kimmle live." >> we have stand up comedy rob delaney and mike piazza is here. and we have anthony edwards. do you think goose may be mavero reckless? >> every day, jimmy, every day. >>> the livermore woman who was known as hummer mom is back in trouble with the law again just days after being released from state prison for having sex with two 14-year-old boys. >> dan noyes has new details about her parole violation and a new criminal case. >> larry and carolyn, parole agents arrested her friday night after finding porn in her home. i have learned she is the subject of a new cyberbullying investigation. the target, one of her victims. 44-year-old kristine hubbs started off last week following the rules. she checked in with her parole agent who took this picture. she had just been released from state prison after serving two years, nine months for unlawful sex with her daughter's friends, two 14-year-old boys in hotels, a guest room in the family house and the back of her hummer. but they say a surprise check at her new hayward home turned up pornography. >

. >> and then late other "jimmy kimmle live." >> we have music from ellie golding and jessica alba and our new kissing booth. are you ready to make out with strangers, jessica? looks like she is ready. >> we [ female announcer ] pillsbury crescents are awesome. but when i cook up some beef, ketchup, relish and cheese, cover it with crescent dough and pow! cheeseburger crescent casserole. double awesome. pillsbury crescents. let the making begin. faster than mandy can hang up on mr. monday. you hang up first. [ female announcer ] in just 60 seconds, you've got snack-defying, satisfying totino's pizza rolls. [ ringing ] it's on. let's roll. recovering after being shot in the head during a robbery. it happened at a bus stop. lisa amin gulezian is live with the story. lisa, this woman is incredibly lucky. >> very brave too. you know, dan, the 21-year-old was sitting here when the man snuck up behind her. to give andea how dark and isolated this bus stop is, this is what it was like as she sat here all by herself last night. lice are looking for. cruz late tonight detectives are interviewin

. >> and then late other "jimmy kimmle live." >> we have music from ellie golding and jessica alba and our new kissing booth. are you ready to make out with strangers, jessica? looks like she is ready. >> we >>> a uc santa cruz student is recovering after being shot in the head during a robbery. it happened at a bus stop. lisa amin gulezian is live with the story. lisa, this woman is incredibly lucky. >> very brave too. you know, dan, the 21-year-old was sitting here when the man snuck up behind her. to give an idea how dark and isolated this bus stop is, this is what it was like as she sat here all by herself last night. this is the man santa cruz police are looking for. late tonight detectives are interviewing the victim. she is sure this man attacked her. it happened at 7:30 last night. the uc santa cruz student waited for the number twenty bus to campus. but before it arrived she heard this. and then a man's voice telling her to empty her pockets. he had a gun. >> she complied with that until the suspect came up and initially she thought she was struck with the butt of the rifle. i

>> and then later on jimmy kimmle live. >> tonight we have music from churchill and duck dynasty is here and terrance howard is here. i will try not to be hypnotized by his beautiful eyes. too late. >> stay with us. abc news at 11 will be back in >>> drivers of late model toyota priuses say something is happening to affect their ability to drive safely. >> traffic lights and on coming headlights are distorted by the wind shield. >> 7 on your side's michael finney has been looking into the complaints and joins us now. >> yes, it is an issue federal regulators say doesn't appear to be a safety issue. the numerous people who say they have experienced the problem firsthand strongly disagree. this man from fremont is concerned about the safety of his family. >> i have a six-year-old and three-year-old. i don't take them in this car at night. >> so is jason from uh -- arinda. he avoids driving at night if possible. >> i leave work early in some cases. >> both own a 2012 toyota prius, and both say their vision through the windshield at night makes driving unsafe. this is video of the view throu

>> and then later on jimmy kimmle live. >> tonight we have music from churchill and duck dynasty is here and terrance howard is here. i will try not to be hypnotized by his beautiful eyes. too late. >> stay with us. abc news >>> drivers of late model toyota priuses say something is happening to affect their ability to drive safely. >> traffic lights and on coming headlights are distorted by the wind shield. >> 7 on your side's michael finney has been looking into the complaints and joins us now. >> yes, it is an issue federal regulators say doesn't appear to be a safety issue. the numerous people who say they have experienced the problem firsthand strongly disagree. this man fro fremont is concerned about the safety of his family. >> i have a six-year-old and three-year-old. i don't take them in this car at night. >> so is jason from uh -- arinda. he avoids driving at night if possible. >> i leave work early in some cases. >> both own 2012 toyota prius, and both say their vision through the windshield at night makes driving unsafe. this is video of the view through amid's windshield he p

. >> jimmy kimmle live is up next. thanks for watching. >> we appreciate your time, >> we appreciate your time, for larry, sandhya, have well, well, well. growing up, we didn't have u-verse. we couldn't record four shows at the same time. in my day, you were lucky if you could record two shows. and if mom was recording her dumb show and dad was recording his dumb show then, by george, that's all we watched. and we liked it! today's kids got it so good. [ male announcer ] get u-verse tv for just $19 a month for 1 year when you bundle tv and internet. rethink possible. [captioning made possible by disney-abc domestic television] [cheering] meredith: thank you. thank you, guys. hello, everybody, and welcome to "millionaire." all week we have been giving our contestants a reprieve from the cold with disney cruise vacations because all this week it is cruise in and win week. [cheering] and each day, an audience member will get their chance at a cruise as well. you're all included. [applause] so let's take a look at what you

. >> and then on "jimmy kimmle live." >> the wonderful ewin mcgreatest greger is here. i called you wonderful. anything you would like to shea? >> thanks. >> isn't he wonderful? >> isn't he wonderful? you are very welcome. [ woman ] my boyfriend and i were going on vacation, so i used my citi thankyou card to pick up some accessories. a new belt. some nylons. and what girl wouldn't need new shoes? and with all the points i've been earning, i was able to get us a flight to our favorite climbing spot, even on a holiday weekend. ♪ things are definitely... looking up. [ male announcer ] with no blackout dates, you can use your citi thankyou points to travel whenever you want. visit citi.com/thankyoucards to apply. time for a wildlife rescue center in lake tahoe, but this year is different. they have more orphaned black bear cubs than ever before. they are all healthy and will be returned to the wild. tonight what it takes to give a baby bear a second chance at life. >> you may remember these guys. we showed them to you last summer when they were confiscated in nevada county

. >>> next topic, english singer morissey canceled a per 4thof july mans on jimmy kimmle because he didn'tant to appear the same i'm as duck dynasty which is a story about a duck restaurant. the reality show is about a business that makes products for duck hunters. morissey said, as far as my reputation is concerned i can't take the risk of being on a show to those who equal to animal serial killers. i would mock this guy, but at least this is a celebrity animal activists activists who sticks to his beliefs, right? >> he has integrity. you have to respect that. i didn't know the story at first. people were saying he has to lighten up. and then i read he has a real sincere interest for the animal. so i respect that. come on, his reputation? he got himself in the news. everybody is talking about him today. isit has been years since people were talking about morissey. >> morissey is right. i can't sit back and let my bird brothers and sisters get murdered this way. i am talking about the heirs to frank purdue's fortune. you know he was a jeffrey dommer chicken. >> millions. >> i love the epis