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on jimmy kimmle, jack black. >> see you tomorrow. ♪ >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live tonight -- jack black. from "the boy," lauren cohan. and music from lanita smith. with cleto and the cletones. and now, why wait? here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thanks to all of you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i had a feeling you would come, and you came. that's very nice. [ cheers and applause ] we have so much to get to tonight. hey, this is -- i don't know how many of you are working, unemployed, or whatever. but this is interesting. "u.s. news & world report" today released their annual list of the best jobs for 2016. these are jobs with growth potential, lower stress, high wages, and low unemployment. the two best jobs are orthodontist and dentist. i don't know. i've always considered the best job to be the one where you don't have to put your hand in other people's mouths. [ laughter ] four out of five dentists agreed with the list. the fifth dentist was that same jerk who disagrees with everything. [ laughter ] but the best -- i think the best

up next on jimmy kimmle, calista flockhart. >>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- calista flockhart. barbecue master adam perry lang. "this week in unnecessary censorship." and music from run the jewels. with cleto and the cletones. and now, let's take it from the top -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. i want to thank you in advance for bearing with me, i'm sick, had a cold for a week now. anybody else here sick tonight? [ cheers ] >> jimmy: thanks for coming. i've had -- really i'm starting to get mad at my cold. i'll tell you, i can never remember if they say to feed a fever or starve a cold so i just go with feed and hope for the best. it's kind of the point where my daughter, almost 17 months old, she's making fun of me now. she takes tissue and show goes -- i'm being mocked by a baby. to me the worst part of the holiday, worse than traveling or trying to find a parking space or any of that stuff, is wrapping gifts. i am the worst.