what will jimmy kimmle bewaring?jimmy kimmle will bewaring a snappy little numbers from khol's, -- kohl's, k-o- h-l. >> everybody spell itself for us. we will have a replay at 8:00 p.m. >> dan: good stuff. now we know what he will bewaring. in sports timing is everything. >> the giants so go to kohl's for offense. do they have bats there? the offense has done a disappearing act at the worst possible time. bruce bochy may as well pick his lineup out of a hat. it cannot get worse than >> abc7 sports is brought to you by river rock kaw seep know. riverwalk casino. >> how do you go from the best baseball team in the first half of the season and then the worst in the second half? the giants are wondering that every night. they don't seem to have any answers. th just got swept by the padres. dick vital in the house. teaming up with buster posey fighting pediatric cancer. scoring crawford. the lone run of the day. they scored a total of five runs in the series. buster posey and this is not awesome, baby. he goes down lookin

what will jimmy kimmle bewaring? >> jimmy kimmle will bewaring a snappy little numbers from khol's, -- kohl's, k-o- h-l. >> everybody spell itself for us. we will have a replay at 8:00 p.m. >> dan: good stuff. now we know what he will bewaring. in sports timing is everything. >> the giants so go to kohl's for offense. do they have bats there? the offense has done a disappearing act at the worst possible time. bruce bochy may as well pick his lineup out of a hat. it cannot get worse >> abc7 sports is brought to you by river rock kaw seep know. riverwalk casino. >> how do you go from the best baseball team in the first half of the season and then the worst in the second half? the giants are wondering that every night. they don't seem to have any answers. they just got swept by the padres. dick vital in the house. teaming up with buster posey fighting pediatric cancer. scoring crawford. the lone run of the day. they scored a total of five runs in the series. buster posey and this is not awesome, baby. he goes down looki

. >> dan: first here is a look at what is ahead on jimmy kimmle live. jimmy? >> feast your eyes on this. >> were you ever arrested? >> not moment's gone. i couldn't count the steps that it took, and all the moves that led to you. that's the meaninglessness of numbers to me. >> dan: former israeli leader has passed away. simon peres. over a seven decade career he ld every senior political office including three stints as prime minister. peres had a major stroke two weeks ago as we reported and he was 93 years old. >> ama: wells fargo is slashing bonuses after the scandal of sales practices. they say the ceo will forfeit $41 million in stock awards effective immediately. the announce meant comes after wells fargo was hit with $85 million in penalties for opening accounts without customer authorization. >> dan: one of hayward's highest honors went to a 12-year-old girl. she helped save her father's life after a violent attack. >> ama: lisa amin do lesion explain -- lisa amin gulezian explains how it made all of the difference. >> reporter: she is beaming as she r

. >> dan: first here is a look at what is ahead on jimmy kimmle live. jimmy? >> feast your eyes on this. >> were you ever arrested? >> not >> dan: former israeli leader has passed away. simon peres. over a seven decade career he held every senior political office including three stints as prime minister. peres had a major stroke two weeks ago as we reported and he was 93 years old. >> ama: wells fargo is slashing bonuses after the scandal of sales practices. they say the ceo will forfeit $41 million in stock awards effective immediately. the announce meant comes after wells fargo was hit with $85 million in penalties for opening accounts without customer authorization. >> dan: one of hayward's highest honors went to a 12-year-old girl. she helped save her father's life after a violent attack. >> ama: lisa amin do lesion explain -- lisa amin gulezian explains how it made all of the difference. >> reporter: she is beaming as she receives the good citizen award. it is for her bravery on march 15th. jay he shot him in the arm. >> where are you? >> we don't know. >

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jimmy kimmle lives across the street. maybe if anything goes down he'll save my life. >> i am the captain of the neighborhood watch. >>> new at 11:00, a mini-van is at the center of a paw czar -- bizarre story centered around assault in the east bay. >> ama: they found an inco hairpt woman in a mini-van. tonight murphy is under arrest and police say that woman in the mini-van wasn't the only victim. >> katie is live with more on the story. katie? >> eric and ama, murphy showed up at the police department asking for advice on an unrelated matter. that's when an officer recognized him as a wanted rape suspect and made the arrest only to find that woman in the back of his van. she was in the same state as several other victims. >> this purple plymouth van is creepy and it is the scene of multiple attacks on women. >> i swear i saw that guy a million times. >> cory murphy drugged and sexually assaulted two teenage girls. the case against him started with an alleged rape at the economy inn in february. a 16-year-old woke up di

i'm dan ashley and right now on jimmy kimmle, kiefer >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live tonight, kiefer sutherland, john olive, and music from die antwoord. and now, your attention please -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. very nice.

. >> right now on jimmy kimmle, zoe de chanel. kimmel live!" tonight -- zooey deschanel. ben stein. and music from glass animals. and now, don't move -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. very kind. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. i appreciate it. i hope i don't disappoint anybody. i'm a little bit off my game tonight. we're potty training my

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rate now on gym -- right now on jimmy kimmle, who do we ve >> eddie murphy. >> have to stay tuned. >>ter. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- eddie murphy. from "stranger things" gaten matarazzo. and music from schoolboy q featuring e-40. and now, you know what? here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming. thanks for watching. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad i'm here tonight. we have a great show for you.

rate now on gym -- right now on jimmy kimmle, who do we have? >> eddie murphy. >> have to stay tuned. >> see you later. >> welcome to armed forces appreciation week. you've joined us for a very special show. lieutenant commander jason davenport of the navy reserves is about to face a question worth $250,000, and he is just three questions away from the million. can he do it? we're about to find out on "who wants to be a millionaire." [dramatic music] ♪ hey, everybody. i'm chris harrison. welcome to the show. are you guys ready for a very special "millionaire" today? [cheers and applause] we might meet a millionaire today. our returning contestant has been a part of the navy for almost 20 years. there's no one, no one i would rather give $1 million to. from las vegas, nevada, please welcome back lieutenant commander jason davenport. [cheers and applause] hey, buddy. >> thanks. >> welcome. >> thank you. [cheers and applause] back at it. >> coming in hot. >> [sighs] >> you're at $100,000. you're three away from that million. before we get into maki

. >> to be fair, also jimmy kimmle. >> she is talking to somebody. what more do you want? she is hoping the other guy just leaves. you asked where the secret service was. you said it could have been a bomb. it is nice to show such concern for hillary. president obama thinks americans are lazy. tom you said obama's -- i thought you had an orange there. i thought you would send me a message or something like that. >> oh yeah, right. >> i didn't know you could do that. >> i don't do prop comedy. tom you said obama is engaging in his favorite pastime. it is throwing shade at. i don't want to get into the etimology. it is more nuanced. >> that's why i said at. >> you didn't say at. >> do you think the viewers deserve to know you spelled favorite with a u like a smelly foreigner. >> i do spell it that way. it was for myself. nobody had to see that. >> i believe the viewers deserve to know you do not spell it the american way. greg you agreed with the president. i sort of agree with him to some extent. especially not knowing about other parts of the world, that whole thing. i don

. >> jimmy kimmle was great. he came out and said topple the patriarc key. is that good for me? a good laugh for a white man. >> you said you support the right to follow the fatriarchy. >> i'm sure jill is watching. >> the whole crew is watching. >> liz you said holloway is top of mind. if you look at the statistics, they are overwhelmingly men. that's what she is talking about. >> it used to be how most directors were all men and so she is out there and one of the ones at the forefront. take it and say i had some smart bail executives who gave me a shot. again good for her and congratulations. i wonder how many women she has reached back and said let me give you a leg up. >> you don't sound sincere in ta -- in that. >> oh, congratulations. >> you talk about 207 pell the patriarchy stuff. >> it was so old i didn't want to repeat it. boring. lastly you brought up amilia clark and you didn't bring up her. we laughed, we cried. >> gotta go. tens of people in. >>ed it. >> the most shocking video you will see all day. 5 democrat who knows how to assemble a gun. >> hello, "red eye" fa

host jimmy kimmle flying in on a dragon and setting the stage for a night that had hbo's "game of thrones with "the people versus o.j. simpson" the two series with the most nominations with 23 and 22 respectively jievment if your show doesn't have a dragon or a white bronco in it, go home now. >> reporter: presidential politics making it into the show with a tv commander-in-chief winning lead actress in a comedy series. >> our show started out as a political satire, but it is a sobering documentary. >> thank you, hillary clinton. >> there was a jeb bush cameo. >> who is to blame for donald trump? >> singling out the producer for "celebrity apprentice." >> the show also paying tribute to a comedian the tv world lost this year. >> i need a woman with flashlights. >> and some of the other big acting awards going to -- >> please give transgender talent a chance. >> please tell me you are seeing this too. >> i feel so lucky to be on a show that puts women at the center. >> winning outstanding limited series. "the people versus o.j. simpson." >> and it was the people versus o.j. simpson that wo

i'm dan ashley and right now on jimmy kimmle, kiefer >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, kiefer sutherland, john olive, and music from die antwoord. and now, your attention please -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. very nice. i'm in no condition physically to be hosting anything other than a virus right now. last night i hosted the emmys. and it's weird -- [ cheers and applause ] weird to come back and do a regular show after doing a big thing like that. and nothing against you guys. but the audience last night was dressed much, much better. [ laughter ] there were no crocs. i didn't see anyone's toes or anything. we went to bed very late last night. last night i went to bed, also at the time it happened to be babe ruth's career batting average, 3:42 was the time i went to bed. there was a party after the show so we stayed at a hotel but it happened to be a work morning. i ask the for a wake-up call which is terrible, you have to find the phone, there's no snooze button. the phone rings, i pick it up. a chipper woman says

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