so when you have guys like jamie dimon and jimmy lee at a bank you have to invest and they've done a at jpmorgan chase and i thought jamie handled the difficulty of a few weeks ago very, very elegantly, not an easy thing to do. >> does that mean that donald trump is buying jpm right now? >> i haven't thought of it but you are my broker, you know that. i get all minus from you guys. >> as you said between jamie dimon and jimmy lee. >> i think i'll go out today and buy some stock, you're right. >> donald, have you bought other stocks recently? a few months ago you told us about stocks you were interested in but real estate takes a lot of your focus. >> i bought a big amount of stock about a year ago and they're slightly up. i wouldn't say i'm getting rich. i like real estate much better but i did buy some stocks but i think you gave me a good idea for one today because it seems to be the right price. >> donald, who is your banker right now, is jimmy lee your banker? or he should be maybe. >> absolutely, jimmy lee is a banker although he likes the huge, huge international trades, and ac

he's doing an impression of tommy lee jones. >> yeah, it's very -- it is absolutely -- >> jimmy: it'sknow, i mean, it's tommy lee jones. i was, you know, "tommy, what did you think of josh's performance?" and he said, "that josh brolin's a fine actor." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tommy lee jones, that is a rave. >> that's a rave! that is a rave, man. that's a rave. >> jimmy: i want to show a clip of you and tommy. this is in the beginning of the movie. "men in black 3." it's awesome. check this out. >> table one hasn't ordered a thing. table three over there just drank his fourth cup of duck sauce. >> hey, the crashed ship from this morning was stolen from -- >> lunar max prison. boris the animal. >> how did you know? >> he always had a taste for spiky bulldog. >> give us a minute, will you, chief? ♪ >> we're in a situation. >> yeah. i'll take the chloropod. you take the terranbe and the hydronian over there. i'll take whoever's in the kitchen and meet you in the street. >> this is a very confusing time in my life. [ scream ] ♪ [ laser sounds ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! that'

. >> jimmy: it's directed by spike lee. it's like a big deal. it's on broadway for a limited time.re buying tickets for this. "mike tyson: undisputed truth." [ cheers and applause ] "iron" mike tyson will be out here. the thespian himself. and we have some great music from hot chip, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: woo boy. woo doggy. >> jimmy: you guys, it's time for "late night hashtags." here we go. ♪ hashtags hashtags hashtags hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: these are lists on twitter, you guys, where we give you the topic and you send in the tweets. so, since "the dark knight rises" hits theaters tomorrow -- you guys excited about that thing? [ cheers and applause ] i went on twitter and i started a hashtag called #fakedarkknightspoiler. and i asked you guys at home to tweet out a made up spoiler for "the dark knight rises." i made up one. i said bane and batman actually become friends 'cause they realize they both love one direction. [ laughter ] we have -- we got thousands of tweets. so, in fact, it was a worldwide trending topic, which is awesome. so thank you for

jimmy: yeah. >> you really can't cut on our show. on "kathie lee -- cuss and i don't want to make my mom mad either -- >> jimmy: no. >> you know. i'm supposed to be a lady. >> jimmy: yes, of course. and matt jumped out and scared me when i was walking on to do my segment, and i yelled a profanity. but then, as he was walking away, i said, too bad i don't have secret service anymore. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, exactly. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> because they wouldn't discriminate. just 'cause he's, like, the darling of morning news. >> jimmy: they would tackle matt lauer. yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah, exactly. >> i know. >> jimmy: and just give roker one. just, why not? yeah, just give him a good shot. >> no, al does -- no. >> jimmy: no, no, i'm kidding. i love roker. >> they would probably just hug out. >> jimmy: they'll hug out with roker. we love him. you're going to the olympics now. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's your second olympics. >> yes, i did vancouver, and i'm so pumped. >> jimmy: now, i went to the vancouver olympics, too. >> i know. why didn't we hang out? >>

jimmy: thank you for that. let's check back in with the original butt sketch artist crandall lee newton is on to another subject. crandall, how is it going out there? who do you have -- let's see. >> i believe it's elise. it's been one butt after another out here. [laughs] >> jimmy: she appears to be posing for you. why don't you call yourself the back artist? you're really drawing the whole back of the person. >> well, i think butt has a nice ring to it. >> jimmy: you're probably right. >> butt sketch. >> jimmy: do people recognize their own butts? >> you know, one of things i found is that they're like thumbprints. every butt is so unique. >> jimmy: it is. you know, if you walk down the street, i can tell what your butt is like just like that. >> jimmy: what celebrity butt would you like to draw? there's a whole bunch out there. >> certainly kim kardashian. >> jimmy: kim kardashian. would you charge her extra? >> i would charge her by the pound. [laughs] >> jimmy: let's see your model here. what is your name? >> evan. >> do you know what he's doing back there? >> sketching my butt. >> are you at all creeped o

lee in philadelphia. tim lincecum on the hill, bottom of the first, jimmy recall lawl. grounds it back to tim lincecum. lincecum throws it, that's only two outs, the fans are giving lincecum a hard time for that. a hard out, lincecum falls down. shane victorino walks in. runner on seconds, two outs and who else, eli whiteside doubles, game tied at 1 now. sixth inning, giants up one with the bases loaded, brandon crawford, i said brandon crawford, everybody, grand slam, giants lead 6-1. giants are up right now 7-2 in the ninth inning. over to the green and gold, the oakland as also making injury news today as they placed cliff pennington on the five day disabled list. with or without pennington, the a's are focused at beating the giants for the second time tonight. >> we have a bad game, we leave it in the game which was yesterday and focus all of our efforts on the guy tonight. and it's been working so far, we're enjoying the way it's been going and we're a talented team, it's just a matter of making sure we stay focused and have fun the whole time. it will be good. >> it's working okay because everybo

still to come on this tuesday morning, the company behind jimmy dean sausages and ballpark franks. emerging from sara leen time for the fourth of july. we'll talk live to the ceo ringing the opening bell and given us very nice grill tongs and a chef's hat which melissa will put on. >> that's later on. >> futures looking to open down modestly today. [ male announcer ] before you take it on your road trip... we take it on ours. this summer put your family in an exceptionally engineered mercedes-benz now for an exceptional price during the summer event. but hurry, this offer ends july 31st. and so too is the summer event. now get an incredible offer on the powerful c250 sport sedan. but hurry before this opportunity...disappears. the mercedes-benz summer event ends july 31st. >>> want >>> want to get some headlines out from research in motion this morning. dow jones citing an interview with cbc radio says the ceo is saying that the company is not in a death spiral. there's nothing wrong with the company as it exists right now. the company's in the middle of a transition. it will emerge from the transition s

jimmy: i mean, a lot of kicks and -- what you did with your legs. that's not a kick, right? [ laughs ] i didn't feel like doing it with my leg. [ laughs ] i'm not like david leele? >> well, i did do martial arts. i went back to the comics. i did -- almost did a really stupid thing. >> jimmy: what? oh, no. did you eat cat food or something? [ laughter ] that's what i would have done. that's why i don't get cats in movies. >> that would have been logical. >> jimmy: i ate all the cat food, yeah. >> see that makes sense. >> jimmy: fancy feast, it's so good, man. [ laughter ] >> i'm a little bit method. no, i actually did do that. no, i didn't do that. i almost shared a cat with someone. >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> so, i can't have a cat because adam is allergic. and i was thinking, "oh, i should get a cat and just observe it and see if i notice anything" -- [ laughter ] -- and i was telling one of the a.d.s -- i'm just like, "oh, wouldn't it be great if i could get a cat?" and then she's like, "well, i was thinking of getting a cat." and i was like, "oh my god, we should get a cat together." >> jimmy: oh, what a bad idea. yeah, no it's not. >> and i was like,

jimmy choo cashmere scarf. >> these are all crazy pricey. >> but fun. >> stefan. >> he's on team kathie lee, by the way. >> anothernch connection. >> these shoes with that outfit? >> yeah. they are a great transitional shoe. no socks. >> that would be nerdish. >> definitely the belt to keep it more polished, done up. >> good job. >> then we have everyone's favorite british -- >> what is going on there? >> i want you to try these on. >> no. >> these are by top shelf. synonymous with british cool. these are henry hall, a great british designer. >> a british version of spanx. >> less adventurous is a great denim jacket here. >> thank you very much. >> enjoy london. >> rob shuter is going to give us a lesson or two in british slang. then that crazy obstacle course. i'm scared. try this. it's oikos greek yogurt. it's creamy, nonfat, and it turns the next person you see into john stamos for five seconds. honey! i think i'm getting burned! heh! eat. ♪ tastes pretty good, huh? ♪ best yogurt ever. yeah! [ men grunting ] open! [ male announcer ] dannon oikos berry flavors beat chobani 2 to 1 in a national taste test. oikos