he's jimmy li, managing partner at the wealth consulting group, welcome, good to have you with us. what makes an all weather stock in your view? >> we're talking about companies that dominate their space. they create a moat. in an economy that's weakening, they can still maintain a dominant position and do well. i think that's important, as we enter the later stages of the business cycle, tyler. if we do end up getting a little bit of a pullback in the markets, i think these dominant names will be names that will hold up much better. >> let's move to your first pick, jpmorgan/alarian mlp, basically a play on the energy sector. what do you see happeni there, and why do you like this one? >> it's contrarian, in that the ggest hits to q3 earnings have come from the energy sector as far as projectio and estimates. but for the longer term investor, three years on out, they'll buy, as oil is coming down closer to 40, if it gets below 40, those are great entry points into th this etn provides a nice dividend deal, to be able to put in your bank account. >> speaking of dividendsa is onl wi

>> jimmy: li b ? [ cheers and applause ] next up from the cowboys, we have quarterback mark sanchez. he was voted most likely to secretly act in pornos as rod buttfumble. [ applause ] ? fumble where he -- >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: finally from the cowboys we have doug free. he was voted most likely to stay at your house two hours after the party. [ laughter and applause ] there you guys go. there's your nfl superlatives. we'll be right back with kelly ripa! [ cheers and applause ] ? initiating retrieval sequence. activating thrusters. target acquired. dang it! ah! come on! astronauts can vote from space. take a break from the election with red or blue tea. this is the all-new 2016 chevy malibu. wow, it's nice. let's check it out. do any of you have kids? i do yes. this car has a feature built in called teen driver technology, which lets parent's see how their teens are driving. oh, that's smart. it even mutes the radio until the seat belt is fastened. (laughter) cause that could be useful. this is ahea

. >> jimmy: ses li erybody was watching the debate. and get thit's repte but for the first time, it looks like they're torturing themselves. [ laughter ] [ applause ] very interesting times we live in. i saw that president obama called in to ryan seacrest's radio show yesterday to encourage listeners to vote. yeah. even though he's the busiest person on the planet, he made the time to take president obama's call. [ laughter and applause ] i thought that was nice of ryan seacrest to do. th wasinte very sting, presidt obama's upcoming by ssouth th law [ a virtual reality, psychological experiment that will make you feel like you're in a small jail cell. or as ama lls ceth t laughter ] [ applause ] some more political news. yesterday a group of democratic senators sent a letter to yahoo! asking why they took so long to report the hacks of 500 million users. that's how little faith they have in yahoo! e-mail, they sent a letter to yah! finally, a little sports news here. tom brady is on thst his nfl suspensiond he was phographed in italy t

like a helicopter, they land in the middle and go buzzzz, land, tank up with water, and up. >> jimmy: just li to. [ laughter ] >> exactly. it's a lot safer than being on the edge with things that are going to eat you. >> jimmy: these aren't going to get out, are they? >> we can open the jar. >> jimmy: no. >> doesn't the audience want to see them in the air? they're very flight-worthy. >> jimmy: i'm sure they're great, yeah, we'll take your word for that. what else do you have? >> these guys in contrast to the other ones -- >> jimmy: you've been stung by this? >> unfortunately, yes. at them? >> jimmy: no, no, no! >> you sure? >> jimmy: yeah, no i don't. >> look how beautiful. >> jimmy: what if they fly out? >> these aren't very acrobatic. >> jimmy: famous last words. >> you can stick your hand in and pet them if you want to. >> jimmy: no, no, no. >> no? >> jimmy: yeah i'm just go ahead -- slide those over there. what are these? >> these are tarantula hawks. they eat tarantulas. >> jimmy: oh, wow. oh, good. good job, guys! [ laughter ] >> tarantula is a much better pet than this is. >> jimmy: i

jimmy: oh. >>"-- indicates that mr. macdonald has --" oh my god. oh, it says, "he is more virus than host." [ laughter ] oh, my golly. and it says, "mr. macdonald has one hour to li >> jimmy: oh my -- >> oh, this is terrible news. oh, wait. no. it's all right. i just remembered, i didn't use my own urine for the test. yeah, yeah, because of the massive amounts of steroids i use for body building. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so you used someone else's urine? >> i used my buddy's urine instead, this is great. what a great day. >> jimmy: no, no, no. no, no. this is bad. norm, your buddy has one hour to live. >> oh. >> jimmy: don't you want to call him? >> oh, i'll call him. golly, he only has one hour to live. you know, i want him to make the best of it. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. you going to call him right now? >> yeah, i'll call him. [ phone ringtone ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh my goodness. oh my goodness. oh my -- oh my goodness. you guys, norm macdonald, "based on a true story, a a memoir" is available september 20th. we'll be right back with a a performance from kiiara. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ?? ha-ha-ha! um-hmmm! hey! nikki!

. >> jimmy: that's how i feel about them. >> the ones li like. >> jimmy: we were talking about this, somebody mentioned you hosted "shark week." >> i did, a few years back. i hosted "shark week." >> jimmy: which is to me a terrifying proposition. >> yeah. i think -- there's like a span of ten years where i said yes to everything. >> jimmy: oh, really, okay. [ laughter ] >> but that one? they asked and for some reason i was like, definitely that. they were like, we'll fly you to we'll shoot bumpers, which is the things they cut in between the shows. i was like, sure, great, let's do it. i got there. they're like, great, so we're going to have you do the bumpers in the water. with sharks all around you. >> jimmy: you didn't know that beforehand? >> they might have mentioned it? i can't remember now. better for the story if i didn't know. >> jimmy: sure, right. >> i didn't know! >> jimmy: you didn't know, oh, wow. that was wrong. >> they pulled the wool right over my eyes! like so many sweaters i wear. so i get there. they like put chain mail on you. like over your wet suit. they're lik

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oh, please. >> no, no. [ applause ] >> jimmy: now look, stevie and i -- stee and i are best friends, of course, but i feel li me -- i feel like you and i -- >> what did miss? >> jimmy: i feel like u and i could be -- could be best friends, and there's only one >>im: actual besfrnds. i feel like know -- yeah, i kn, i feel like we actually knoeach other. >> it's thing. >> jim: it's a thing. ll, we're going to test it. we're taki the best iends challenge when we come back. ariana grande, everybody [ cheers and applause ] flying... i love being me, and everyone should love being theirselves. say hellto cat & jk! only at target. ?? ?? onsmarchoice leads to the next. ?? the new 2017ord fusion is here. it's the beauty of a well-made choice. ?? this is me, using a wrench t. we we ought ge programmed machines to talk. ge is an industrial company that actually builds world-changing machines. he looks a lite ticked off now. ? one y a der de aecision. the decision to ride on and save money. he deced tsave money by switching his motorcycle insurance geico ride on, ride proud. the guy was a legend on the field. e had, int

. >> jimmy: so i'll walk in just li >> all right. cool. [ laughter ] [ whistles ] oh, man. >> jimmy: nice to see you. yeah. >> snap snap. orange juice. lemon juice. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. i'm going to call you later. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> it's good seeing you. >> jimmy: thank you. check me out. orange juice. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. hey, what was that? >> orange juice. 'cause you're like squeezing you're squeezing the juice out. it's like fresh squeezed. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah. okay, yeah. it's freshly squeezed. >> all organic. >> jimmy: did you ever 'cause growing up with the name michael jordan -- >> yeah, you know. >> jimmy: did you [ light laughter ] a career in the nba must have been thought about, maybe? >> you know, maybe once or twice. [ laughter ] once or twice, and then -- >> jimmy: well, your dad was named michael jordan as well. >> my dad's name is michael jordan. so i'm not a junior, because our middle names are different, but i was his first son and i was going to get his name no matter what. it just so

. >> jimmy: i think you would have other things. >> here lies tom hanks, so comfortable. >> jimmy: this would be your tomb stone. >> oh, look at that. it's thursday! [ cheers and applause ] >> look at that hair. are these all -- >> jimmy: i have fonder memories of these people on this card than i do of my own family. [ laughter ] >> paramount, we were stage 25, i think they were stage 24. "taxi" was the gold standard at paramount. everybody, we were -- the ugly all on the same lot together. peter and i had numbered parking spaces. >> jimmy: they had their names. >> judd hirsch. pam dauber right there. >> jimmy: funny. >> i was 116. peter in 117. you mention the "star trek" thing. our first season they were making the "wrath of kahn 2" on the movie side of the lot at paramount. >> jimmy: wow. >> so peter and i ran over there always are you kids doing? we snuck on the sound stage. there was the bridge of the "starship enterprise" right before us. there was a dude sitting in captain kirk's -- on the com, on captain kirk's chair. a soldering gun, and eyeglasses, magnifying eyeglasses sittin

tell you about another key player who may be just as important when it comes to jimmy g and offense. >>> did a man who li female roommate ? tonight he is facing charges and there are multiple victims. they describe the women as innocent victims who had no idea what he was doing. >> until one of them hurt a beeping sound. we live in somerville tonight. katie you spoke to one of his roommates ? >> reporter: gas. and a cell phone tipped off one of the roommates. somerville police have identified 13 women that they say were secretly recorded. i spoke with several former horrified. young professionals with multiple roommates living in the city. among them teddy. the 32-year-old secretly recorded some of the women who lived with him. the tech to say the videos were taken in the bedrooms and bathrooms and they show women in various stages of and sexual activity present that's pretty scary. >> reporter: this former roommate just found out about the investigation and said she never felt comfortable around him. >> he mostly kept to himself. he seems strange at times. >> reporter: we started investigation last year

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jimmy: he says it creates like, a seal. >> steve: oh. [ light laughter ] so the jelly stays in between, li talkin' about. i don't know. not my quote. he's the one that said it. >> steve: no, it's confucius's quote. apparently. >> jimmy: next up is a quote from one of the smartest men to ever live, albert einstein. >> steve: what did he say? >> jimmy: he said, "life is like riding a bicycle, to keep your balance you must keep moving." that's great advice. [ light laughter ] this bit feels long. >> steve: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: here's another quote from him. he said, "life is like riding a a hoverboard, you think you're being cool, but everyone thinks >> steve: d-bag, really? >> jimmy: how am i supposed to know? i'm just doing my job, just reading facebook quotes and just having a good time. >> steve: yeah, that's your job, man. >> jimmy: that's my job. >> steve: great job, einstein. >> jimmy: thank you. [ laughter ] my first name. we're down to our last quote. it's from the tibetan monk, the dalai lama. you guys know the dalai lama. [ cheers ] he said, "when you practice gratefulness, there's a sense of respect toward ot

the day before the meeting jimmy carter playboy interview, where he talks about nixon and johnson both liedand cheated and distorted the truth and merely mentioning johnson and nixon in the same at that time so close to watergate very upsetting so here is roselyn carter paying her respects to lady birthday johnson very shortly after the article ran and roselyn turned to an aide who very was close to the johnsons and said what does mrs. johnson think about the interview and the aide said, you don't say anything mrs. carter, it won't be brought up, you're two lovely southern lady and just be yourself and it was. there's a code that they -- lady byrd johnson knew and president johnson was not an easy man to live with and so i think that that, again, shows their very close bond and understanding. another thing that's interesting and i mention this is the prison-like element and you do hear michelle obama talk candidly about wanting to role the windows of a car and have the freedom to do that, the very simple thing. when i interviewed the chief usher who ran the white house essentially, he told

lis. civil lulls. it's part of google health. >> thank you. >> you bet. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we need to take a break. when we come back from the break, we asked pedestrians to attempt to decipher the lyrics to the song "panda" by who's our guest. that's dave salmoni with a leopard? i don't know animals that well. the great dave salomoni too, we'll be right back! [ cheers and applause ] ? ? (humming) ? so you're up at dawn, ? ? k, , look alive. ? ? you made the most of your retirement plan, ? ? so you better learn to drive that rv, man.? ? so many things you're doing in your life. ? ? to the sticky... the stinky...is on your side. ? even those who get a little icky. to all the beautiful mess makers, keep it up... with delta in2ition plus h2okinetic, you can. we are a military family. they travel a lot. every four years when we got re-stationed you think it's going to be the biggest change in your life but there's always more changes to come. the first thing that we would do when we would get into our new place was set up the beds. and when i go to t.j.maxx i buy good quality things that are going to l

lied within you. butch stearns is along for tonight's show as well. we are kicking off live in our new set with a big story. >> jimmy garoppolo injured of course today in the second quarter of today's home opener against the dolphins. now the big question how bad jimmy going to be out? >> this will be talked about until thursday's game against the texans. trying to play as effectively as he did last week against arizona. fail down the field. two plays later jimmy garoppolo hangs in there finds danny amendola they ranked his held -- they yanked his helmet off but so

and then the season premier of the li >>> all right, time now for the shot of the morning. this comes from the tonight show with jimmy fallon, who was joined by see fee--sofia. >> my name is sofia. [ laughter ] >> my english is very good, no? >> yes. >> can you say something to our spanish speaking viewers? -just say ben roethlisberger. >> ben roethlisberger. [ laughter ] >> i feel like that is what they need to use when they call him out for sunday night games. >> seriously, she is such a good sport. she has been on ellen before, doing skits with her as well, and she just goes with it. >> he did this with morgan freeman, once, and it is great. you have to see it. >> and nobody has a voice like morgan, ou would you pay more to sit by your father and mother hi on airplane? >> plus, state of emergency, problems on the streets of charlotte for a second strait night. the latest on the violence as the national guard is moving in. and that and more on 12 today >>> well, a very good thursday morning to you, welcome to 12 today. we will great to breaking news of a massive mobile home blast in a minute. and also, we are givin

lies and hate ? if i could only kill a word if i could only kill a word ? ? >> jimmy: fantastic. thank you, thank you, thank you. thank you, buddy. eric church! [ cheers and applause ] rhiannon giddens. "mr. misunderstood" is available now. my thanks to renee zellweger, shaquille o'neal, eric church, rhiannon giddens and the roots from philadelphia, right there! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] ? [ cheers and applause ] ? >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- victoria beckham. from "empire," actor jussie smollett. author colson whitehead. featuring the 8g band with matt garstka. ? [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] great. fantastic. you have fantastic, fantastic energy for a monday. in that case, let's get to the news. hillary clinton ups