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. >> dana: jimmy kimmel, maybe he should have tried to be funnier when he was making his points about the obamacare changes. >> jesse: he is no jon stewart. >> kimberly: he needs a nickname. >> jesse: we like jamie. in case i have to sell a book. >> kimberly: i want to be nice nice. roger goodell's go to super bowl parties. >> juan: i was thinking about what scott adams said and i agree about humor. i think it's extremely effective as a tool of persuasion. in donald trump's case, if there is one area where i would say donald trump is a genius, it's at this naming of people. but it's not a nice thing. i think it's almost like schoolyard bullying. it can be diminishing. like, you are the short guy, you're the tall guy. >> greg: little marco. >> dana: low energy jeb. >> greg: you can't remove it. >> juan: i don't know i would say to any young person that's a good thing to do. >> kimberly: i like when he goes "sad." >> dana: every once in a while, it's not just on twitter where he's funny. he has these asides. even in a teleprompter speech, there are points where he will repeat something. and it's funny. >> juan: before you go, i want to say