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. >> reporter: are and t >> jimmy: arredano fired chauvin. ereassessment damaging testimony from richard zimmerman, the most senior officer in the minneapolis police department. >> in your view of that use of force during that time period? >> totally unnecessary. >> the most significant evidence has been from fellow police officers who have said this was not reasonable force. this is not what our training tells you to do. that's very powerful testimony against derek chauvin. >> reporter: chauvin is charged with second-degree unintentional murder, third-degree murder and second-degree manslaughter, accused of killing 46-year-old floyd during the police stop. from chauvin's own body camera, you can hear his voice. >> trying to control this guy because he is a sizable guy. >> get in the car. >> he is probably on something. >> reporter: chauvin's defense attorney showing chief air dando questioning if he was his knee was on floyd's neck the entire time. >> would you expect from the body camera that mr. chauvin's knee was more on mr. floyd's shoul

>> no, those are back at the hotel. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. i'mng t-- i'm g. ou? >>all ri >> yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it is you, aidan. are you sure? >> it was too obvious. >> jimmy: i don't know, his eyes are very clear. >> i know. >> jimmy: are you using visine or something, aidan? >> no, my eyes are just -- happen to be pretty good sometimes. >> jimmy: i have to tell you, the masks really throw me off. i'm usually really good at this. >> well, when did you -- how long ago did you partake? what did you do, smoke, or what you did you do? >> i used a vaporizer. >> jimmy: ah, yes. >> how long ago? >> probably 30 minutes ago, then from the moment i woke up, basically. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's a holiday. >> wow. wow. >> jimmy: and our third contestant, janice. you are not high, huh? >> no. >> jimmy: no. so when you said you're a cool mom, that was just to throw us off? >> yep. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and the cardi b shirt, just to throw us off? >> no, i'm a cool mom. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: all right, we have gifts for you. what are o

[ laughter ] so it's like a - >> jimmy: what you just pulled out of that box was a mug, a a t-shirt andhow wrapped is that beach towel. >> like wrapped up in it >> jimmy: is this like an american -- like a british thing? >> no, it has like - >> jimmy: like a tiny beach towel? >> yeah, it's like for a baby. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's good a business baby beach towel >> baby beach towels >> jimmy: so you're saying it's a mug. >> it's a mug, it's a beach towel and it's a - >> jimmy: oh no! oh no! it's sinking fast! it's sinking fast! >> or am i just brilliant? >> jimmy: no that already happened the first round. [ laughter ] you were brilliant the first round. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this one, i think this one, you came in with this one. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is your safety lie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and what happened was, you kind of freaked out and you go, "am i going to tell the truth and just say what it is?" that would really get jimmy going. or do i make up a whole lie, your pre-made lie that you probably talked to your publicist about before you go, "saturday night life," tracy morgan,

movie could have been solved - >> steve: i'm not giving it bavickng it back >> jimmy: te: elliot, elliot shut up. [ laughter ]tght? >> steve: yeah, suppose to be so smart >> jimmy: supposed to be a a genius yeah, smartest alien >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: it's like, "can i have my phone back?" [ laughter ] just ask >> steve: yeah, ask. >> jimmy: don't be rude. >> steve: use your words thank you. [ laughter ] then he gets drunk >> jimmy: he's a mess. >> steve: he's ridiculous. >> jimmy: he's a mess. >> steve: he's ridiculous. no wonder his parents left him ♪ come back again i want to be next time home is the best place o all ♪ >> jimmy: just kind of rubbing it in a little bit >> steve: yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: neil diamond is rubbing it in et's face. ♪ home is the best place ♪ yeah, i know that. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: trying go home, dude >> steve: trying to phone them >> jimmy: yeah, why don't you sing "love on the rocks" from one of the hits? going to rub it in ♪ a hard life better get hom don't you miss home ♪ >> steve: i do >> jimmy: "what is this? >> steve: "i miss home." >> jimmy: "i feel like he's talking

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only at t-mobile. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody.ow, these are some weird, funny things that you guys found on the internet, or took a picture of in real life, and then sent it in to us. the first screen grab was sent in by laura in newburgh, new york she was trying to read an article on apple news. okay, let's see what it was here "subscriptions are getting out of hand. here's how to manage them. yeah and then, down here it says that, "this story requires a a subscription to apple news plus." [ laughter ] it's getting out of hand this next screen grab was sent in by sarah farrelman in rochester, new york. she was looking at facebook and spotted some furniture for sale look at this it says, "designer crackled furniture set, $850. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh >> jimmy: "designer crackled." let me guess, you're the designer "i've been designing this -- >> steve: "i designed it right here." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is the old couch. >> steve: my butt is the designer >> jimmy: next screen grab was sent in by petra kolb in london, england

only at t-mobile. ♪ >> jimmy: guys, since we're back at home, i thought it would be fun to do anotherat you guys send in it could be about us or the kids or life or anything here's another "ask the fallons." ♪ ask the fallons ♪ ♪ ask the fallons ♪ ♪ >> okay. well, we're back it's been one year >> jimmy: it's been a year >> i thought i was out i totally did my civic showbiz duty >> jimmy: honey. >> and yes, here i am again a year later >> jimmy: very publically, thank you. >> in the same coat. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, we have a a bunch of questions from everyone who watches the show. people really like this bit that we did, where it's us walking around just talking. here's one of these. interesting. >> okay. >> jimmy: who said "i love you" first? where and when did it happen do you want to plug your ears and i'll tell my version >> no, no, you're -- oh, yeah, i wonder if our version is the same >> jimmy: we couldn't do this on the show. but -- so maybe, plug your ears and i'll say it real quick maybe hum something. >> oh, i see la, la, la, la, la >> jimmy: i said "i love

t-ball. is that little league? i don't know >> jimmyto start, isn't it that's amazing >> yeah. and they're really good. they both, first day, hittin' the ball out to centerfield. and -- and all the kids are great but to be honest, it was a little amusing, because the two gay moms showed up with the star players [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's hilarious yeah, why not? i think it's great >> "why not" is exactly our point. >> jimmy: that's - >> a lot of buff dads and their sons couldn't quite make contact with the ball to the bat. and we were like, "yeah" with our -- with our little ones. >> jimmy: rooting against children tig, i was listening to your podcast. >> always. >> jimmy: "don't -- don't ask tig. and it was the one -- it was the episode -- first of all, i love it. basically, you take questions from fans and you and special guests give your advice on answering the questions. and it's really funny and i love it, but - >> no, i know, i know. i know how the show goes >> jimmy: oh, sorry. [ laughter ] i was talking to them. i wa

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t leave me alone." >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: it says "leave me alone" in the book >> steve: that's very rude for a cookbookjimmy: she would never. did you guys hear about this an explosion at a gender reveal party -- oh, my gosh -- in new hampshire was so powerful that it damaged nearby homes and was felt in other states >> tariq: what what's wrong with these gender reveal parties >> jimmy: after the explosion, everyone was like, "it's a a lawsuit. [ laughter ] what is going on with these things >> tariq: it's crazy >> jimmy: yeah, they're supposed to reveal the gender of the baby, not the iq of the parents. [ laughter ] well, this made me laugh a man in taiwan is making news for finding an interesting way to get some extra time off from work listen to this story >> a man in taiwan found a a creative way to get an extended vacation from work. he initially got married last april. he was given eight days off. at the end of his leave, he divorced his wife and planned to remarry her the next day. and he did this whole process, not once, not twice, but three times.save the date, april 6th, 17th and 29th." [ lau

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only at t-mobile. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: i know i've said this before, but this is the greatest! >> jimmy: thank you so much. thank you for being with us tonight. thank you. wow! "that's my boy, jimmy," i like that >> steve: they're gonna rush the stage. >> jimmy: well, look what i'm about to do right now is play you some real songs from real bands that i think that you should avoid. it is time for my do not play list here we go ♪ do not play do not pla do not play these song these songs ♪ now before we start, i want you to know that every artist and song that i'm about to play for you is 100% real these are actual bands and actual songs it's not me making it up >> tariq: allegedly. >> jimmy: you heard me sing already on the bieber jam beautifully. ♪ i'm for you all i do♪ >> jimmy: that's me. these ones, you'll tell -- immediately know the difference you can download them on -- get them on spotify, you can do it on tidal, on that streaming service. anyways, let's see what's on my do not play list this first one is from an artist called big willy status >> steve: big willy what >

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from a wave of confidence to a t-shirt that means the world. [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that is our bassat jimmy earl, who we've not seen in a year. happy birthday, jimmy. i hope somebody buys you furniture this year. tonight, from the new series "home economics" on abc, topher grace is here. and then later, this is their album. it's called, "wake up sunshine" -- music from all time low. this week, we've got new shows all this week with mark wahlberg, luke bryan, katey sagal, romany malco, ray romano, and hunter biden, with music from the wallflowers, nessa barrett, and jayden featuring travis barker. so please join us for that. our first guest is a multi-talented, multi-nominated, multi-named actor, and one of the funniest people on the planet. he plays dad to jamie foxx in their new netflix show, "dad stop embarrassing me!." it premiers april 14th. please welcome david alan grier! [ cheering and applause ] wow! >> i thought -- i thought this was a zoom. >> jimmy: no, it's not. why would you leave your house for zoom? that doesn't make any sense? >> well, i know. but maybe we weren't go

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kyle shanahan was asked yesterday if jimmy g would definitely be on the team come sunday. i can't guarantee that anybody in the world live tnday. um so that goes for all of us. that was kind of up lifting that george kendall 49ers tight and tongue in cheek. i'll call you sunday. let you know if i'm alive, coach. that's what he social medial ized today. man have a little fun with kyle shanahan's sub has a dark humor you might say, hey, we had some international soccer history made today have a look. listen. is christian. put a sick courtois held him up. prudish center scored a great bit of fast feet on a fantastic finish. brilliant stuff for chelsea. i love the play by play the 22 year old christian pulisic. first american men's international player to score a goal in a champions league semi final. trust me, that is a big deal. chelsea winds up in a 11 draw with real madrid in the first leg of their syriza. alright, it's been while since envious of us have seen the great lebron james on the cory's been out almost a couple of months with a sprained ankle. still he finds a way to break a record his rookie basketball cord sold

jimmy and johnny and ralph. he observed blood on ralph's clothes. ralph told them that he "jumped a black dude." ralph had a spot of blood this big on his thirt and one of the edgar boys literally is cleaning blood out from under his fingernails with a pocket knife. it was evidence piling up. four days later we arrested and charged them for the murder of michael donald . >> we have them in jail and we start picking up pieces and there. we determined that a burglar occurred at the end. we finally figured out who the burglar was. he admits that he saw two guys fighting with the black guy at the tree. they were not fighting. they were trying to get his body lifted up to get him hung into the tree. you can't put a burglar on a witness stand and expect the jury to believe him. the biggest issue that came up during the investigation was that information that was coming in was coming in from every direction. mobile had a fairly significant late night street population talking about drug addicts. detectives was trying to see was it something tied in with drugs and they want to know was he involved in any day like that. no. >> this is assumption o

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