jo texted you to say that she was outside? there's this wonderful new invention. it's called the doorbell. shut up, dad. hi, jo! jo: hi, sue. ( footfalls ) karen: it's your go. they're going straight up to his room! they're 12. ( yelling ) it's your go! okay! actually, it's ben's-- oh, for--! ben, come on. you know the rule today. i'm not watching the tv. granddad is. i just happen to be here. granddad seems to be watching jackass. ben's just showing me something. it's just a lot of idiots getting hurt, frank. well, so is what granddad was watching. that was a documentary about the somme, ben! it's exactly the same. just a lot of pictures of people getting hurt. the somme was a battle, a real battle. real people. not-- it wasn't like this. well, this is real as well. they are real crocodiles, dad. you can't compare them, ben. the people who gave their lives at the somme weren't doing it just to get on television. how do you know? because they didn't have television. why is there a documentary on it if the television wasn't invented then? look, come on, leave your g

ben (chanting): ♪ jake's texting jo, jake's in love with jo ♪ ♪ jake wants to sext jo ben! you control him? i think you know the answer to that. ♪ you're taking the beeping beep ♪ ♪ i've seen better beeping souffle ♪ ♪ up your beeping beep beep oh! boo hoo! waah haah! i hate hell's kitchen! it's too hot, it's too horrid. oh, boo hoo! bye bye! bye bye! ( sobbing noises ) pete. you've rearranged the stuff i put it in the dishwasher. that's because the knives don't clean properly unless they are blade up. if you put the blade up, you're going to stab yourself. there is a mouse in the trap in the laundry room. dead? no, he's doing his laundry. can you deal with it, please? ( doorbell ) jake, can you let jane and alexa in, please? can i have some ice cream money? you've got money in your piggy bank. i spent it. what on? on my friends. well, that's nice. i gave everybody in my class 20p. why? so they'd vote for me in the school council election. ben, you can't give all your classmates 20p to buy their votes. why? isn't it enough? no, you see, ben, that isn't how democracy works.