jo texted you to say that she was outside? there's this wonderful new invention. it's called the doorbell. shut up, dad. hi, jo! jo: hi, sue. ( footfalls ) karen: it's your go. they're going straight up to his room! they're 12. ( yelling ) it's your go! okay! actually, it's ben's-- oh, for--! ben, come on. you know the rule today. i'm not watching the tv. granddad is. i just happen to be here. granddad seems to be watching jackass. ben's just showing me something. it's just a lot of idiots getting hurt, frank. well, so is what granddad was watching. that was a documentary about the somme, ben! it's exactly the same. just a lot of pictures of people getting hurt. the somme was a battle, a real battle. real people. not-- it wasn't like this. well, this is real as well. they are real crocodiles, dad. you can't compare them, ben. the people who gave their lives at the somme weren't doing it just to get on television. how do you know? because they didn't have television. why is there a documentary on it if the television wasn't invented then? look, come on, leave your g

jake's texting jo, and jo isn't texting back. well, maybe there's a problem with her phone or something. or maybe jo doesn't want a boyfriend who's ugly. shut it! ( both yelling ) pete: stop! stop! um... ( man speaking on pa ) that man... when that man keeps saying "please report any suspicious behavior," what is sus-- suspicious behavior? well, it's when someone's acting oddly, or they look very nervous, or they, i don't know, sweating a lot. of if they're carrying a bomb. yeah, that--that would qualify as suspicious behavior. okay. "oh, no, because--" that man's sweating. ( whispering ) yes, but he's hot. he's just hot. i saw a lady buy a chocolate bar and then not eat it, and i saw a man that was-- that was holding his hands behind his back for a very long time, and i saw a lady. she was looking at a sign with very small eyes. and i think those things are suspicious. just go and see if our flight's up now. go on. it really hacks me off, you know. we're not boyfriend and girlfriend. we're just friends. well, that's terrific. yea

my guess is, he's had a text from jo. actually, i don't know why i said that. i had a terrible night. i was down here at four ringing the phone company. four a.m.? i thought there'd be less of a queue, and i was right, and there was a really helpful woman. she even found our job number. you mean they fixed it? no, don't be silly, but she did say she would get her supervisor to ring the first thing he got in this morning. i'm glad you're still alive! sorry? oh, i had, um, i had a dream last night that there was this big rolling pin with spikes, and two of them here, and then you tried to get through them, but-- but they killed you before you could get to the lovely, nice teddies. you got crushed. so you dreamt that i was killed by a large rolling pin, with spikes? yeah. okay. why do we have the nightmares, because isn't your brain on your side? yeah, the brain's-- the brain's on your side. and one time i woke up, and i only had four fingers like the simpsons. i went into ben's room, and he had-- and he had my fingers all taped on. and so he had... one, two, thre