joan rivers is a prickly pear, as they say. joan rivers and melissa rivers and that other lady, that guy that criticizes people with her, they are an odd trio of-- i don't mind people making jokes about stuff like that. i'm a comic. it's gotta be clever, though. you gotta use your brain a little bit. they have some incredibly unfunny, unintelligent comments to make on that show. like i said, i've got no problem with anyone making fun of me, but you gotta use your brain a little bit. like, that-- you can't just oink, which is what joan rivers has done to images of me. she'll just oink at the screen. you know, let's get creative. like, i've had mad tv make fun of the way i look, and very funny. like, they had a bill clinton character referring to me, thinking i was a guy. like, alex borstein, who does an amazing impression of me which i think is hilarious, and bill clinton-- we were doing politically incorrect in the sketch. and he kept saying, "you be quiet, fella," like that, like he was-- now, that's very funny, and i really l

and that's not the only generational shift, is it, joan? >> that's right. think of how much this court has changed in the last five years. chief justice john roberts, succeeded william rehnquist who is nearly 30 years older. samuel alito, succeeded sandra day o'connor who was nearly 20 years older and both of them have come on and been much more assertive conservatives, much more active on the bench. pushing the court a little bit more toward the right. and i think we're going to see evidence of that now from the liberal side. someone who's 40 years younger than her predecessor. and elena kagan has already showed us, with that kind of wit that we saw in that clip, that she's much more focused, determined, she's used to the rough and tumble of politics, too. so i think we're going to see someone who's much more active on this court even though she might vote the same way as her predecessor. gwen: and someone who didn't hesitate even when she was solicitor general to go toe-to-toe with someone like antonin scalia? >> nare a perfect pair. we have a couple of p

you--you had to--you had to meet a young joan baez, certainly. you certainly ran into bob dylan. what were those days like? well, they were very exciting. it was very-- it was very fast and very--now, in retrospect, it all went so quickly. but in the time that it was happening, it seemed to be a slow process. my own work was--was growing. i was going to the clubs that i was working in. i had to make a living, and it turned out that i-- the only thing i really knew how to do was to sing and to play the guitar. so consequently i made my living in the clubs in the early '60s and eventually got to newport where i met all kinds of singers. but all along the way, i'd be-- been meeting people like tom paxton and eric andersen and bob dylan and joan baez and mimi farina and dick farina, who became a very good buddy of mine. and peter, paul, and mary, before they were peter, paul, and mary-- when they were peter yarrow and mary travers and noel stookey. but we all felt, as i did at that early time, that we could make a difference and that music would change the world. and i believe it did

> como no tenía id lo arrestaron igual >> que abriera la puerta a los policías, pues por ayudar >> joany si no es al que buscan lapoli tiene toda la faculatad igual para detenerlo >> y al volver un asalto en la calle un avión le explotó nuna pieza más detalles más adelante y --las balas criminales volvieron a cobrar una vida en oakland. esta vez, la victima volvieron a cobrar una vida en oakland. esta vez, la victima fue un jovencito de 13 balas criminales cobran la vida de un joven de 13 años en oakland >> alejabdro buenas tardes , ayer l era conocido como un granjo en su escuela pero hoy no esmás que una estadística en oakland, el joven se convierte en la sexta víctima en oakland desde el 6 de agosto esta noticia tiene a los vecinos muy preocupados >> lo vi cuando cayó y los otros gritaban >> este joven tienun gemelo, y en la escuela había ganado varias medallas >> estamos en estado de shock, una vez más se repite la historia , un niño más que muere sin saber porque >> la novia llora y no sabe porque >> no lo pude ver en sus últimos días >> el pistolero se acercó y empezó a disparar >

y en colombia está el cantautor mexicano joan sebastián.te triste. escuchemos. >>> su canción hoy mi playa se llena de amargura, porque su barca tuvo que partir pero la del olvido, esa nunca va a llegar. la nave del olvido puede y california echara caminos de patrulla de ---el dia de hoy, la muy caro.podÍa costarle que el descuido "manos libres", ya dispositivo de no tiene un maneja y todaÍa ---tenga cuidado si ##### ---tenga cuidado si maneja y todaÍa no tiene un dispositivo de "manos libres", ya que el descuido podÍa costarle muy caro.---el dia de hoy, la patrulla de caminos de california echara a andar un operativo a nivel estatal para multar a quienes no respeten la ley que proÍbe mandar mensajes de texto o hacer una llamada con el teÉfono en mano mientras maneja.---aunque la multa por no cumplir con la ley es de Ólo 20 dlares, la >>> y no en suscita con inmigración una joven madre se enfrenta a una decisión difícil que la obligaría a separarse de sus dos hijos. desde miami, tiene este conmovedor caso. veamos. >>> estas son las lágrimas

you know her as joan on the hit show "mad men." beautiful christina hendricks is joining us as well. [ cheers and applause ] and as we just mentioned, we got some great, great music from the one and only, sheryl crow is here! [ cheers and applause ] great show. so excited. so hot. all right, guys. today is thursday, which means it's time to "remix the clips." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is where we take stuff we found on the internet and tv -- stuff that's funny, weird or interesting -- and have questlove remix it. he does it live, and it's always amazing. so there. thanks, quest. he's getting ready right now. so our first clip is a sound bite that had a lot of people talking this week. sarah palin was on sean hannity's show, and they were talking about the president. and at one point, she comes up with a word that may not exist. [ laughter ] >> and the president and his wife, you know, the first lady, spoke at naacp so recently, they have power in their words. they could refudiate what it is that this group is saying.

can we finish this discussion after "joan of arcadia"? >> is "joan of arcadia" on?anks, peter, i didn't know human urine would cover my scent. >> larry: looking for something good to read? we've got it on our blog. the incredible story of ray johnstone, who had -- was an nba player one day and in a coma the next. and one of the real housewives of new york has written a book, "secrets of a jewish mother." yeah, they have secrets. it's all on cnn.com/larryking. i don't get that, either. tea party movement. are you going to make fun of it yet? >> i think it kind of does that on its own. >> larry: it is what it is? >> yeah. the tea party movement is -- i always have a problem with people who say, you know what, it's not the republicans, it's not the democrats, it's politicians, they're all the problem. and i don't think in this case that's true. i think you had one party that actually was trying to effect change, particularly this health care bill. you had 60% of the people in this country who wanted a public option. it was ignored. and i -- >> larry: so you're saying i

is "joan of arcadia" on?>> he was an nba player one day, a coma the next. one of the real housewives of new york has written a book, secrets of a jewish mother. yeah, they have secrets. all on cnn.com/larryking. tea party movement. you going to make fun of it yet? >> i think it does that on its own. >> it is what it is. >> yeah. the -- the tea party movement is -- i always have a problem with people who say, you know what, it's not the republicans, it's not the democrats, it's all politicians, they're all the problem. i don't think in this case it's true. i think you had one party that actually is trying to affect change, 60% of the people in this country who wanted a public option. it was ignored. and i -- >> and another -- another side that filibustered everything that stands to lose big if obama does anything right or anything productive. and i -- i think in a lot of cases, it's kind of laziness when it comes to knowing the facts and knowing what's really going on out there. >> the tea party. >> there's a

joan armatrading. tuesday available for next tuesday.-hop and dance, i know you love your hip-hop. >> sure, right. [ laughter ] >> on the internet, this is dance craze, the dances crews and the underground dancing is massive online. of course this is the third one they made. this is different. it is in 3-d. and look at these. these things are just unbelievable. >> it makes you think you can dance. >> i left the theater after seeing the film saying i know i can't dance. there is a love story, guy falls in girl, cause a yoko type rift in the dance group. the dancing is something else. there is some fred astaire type dancing, as well. but it's just mesmerizing and also to see it in 3-d makes it extra special. it's directed by bay area and ative john chu. it opens friday. lastly. to quick telling but tank of gas road trip. tonight is the first one. every week i venture on a road trip with a different bay area radio personality. look at this. we head to pesca dura. our cameraman chris bellini got nibbled on by the goats but each and every roa

i'm joan jasper and i'm with the department of exhibitions and public programs at the library and i want to welcome you it our program tonight, our incredible evening with playwright and author phillip congatongas. this program is in connection with an exhibit, two exhibits, that we have up on the 6th floor. the first one is called if they came for me today, the japanese american internment project, and also we have another exhibition called relocation and resiliency, the japanese american internment in california. and both of those are up on the 6th floor and this is the last week, so if you haven't a chance to see these exhibits yet, we really encourage you to go on up and see them because they will be closing on sunday. we really want to thank community works for bringing the exhibit if they came for me today to the san francisco public library. and here to tell you a little bit more about community works is ruth morgan, so help me welcome ruth morgan. thank you. . >> thank you. i do hope that if you haven't seen the exhibit, you will go up to the skylight gallery and see it. the proj

. >> with joan, she is in special ed and has some disability. so the doctors are very often been seeing her or doing things for her. >>> several san francisco hospitals and the city's public health department are offering adults whopping cough vaccinations for free or at a discount. so for our seven children in the state of california have died of whopping cough within the last six months. reporting live in san francisco, david stevenson, ktvu news. >>> today rose quet who's daughter suddenly died from meningitis shared her story with a classroom in sacramento. the 16-year-old died in 2000 hours after saying she didn't feel well. the california school nurses association recommends that all children between 11 and 18 years old get get vaccinated. >>> the superintendent calling it a heroic effort that's created a first and second grade wing across the street. they will house the students for the next three years. >> you can always hear about bad things on tv and the news and everywhere else in the word. to see something like this happen, this look

muse somewhere over the rainbow ♪ that's jaky joans from fremont.ld she be the next "american idol." she and her entourage thinks so. she was among thousands of "idol's" wanna-bes. they'll be back on thursday probably to wait in another line for the actual tryouts. >> victims of last summer's station fire in los angeles filed suit against their insurance company. more than a thousand people whose homes were damaged by smoke, ash and other fallout by the fire say farmers group insurance refuses to pay their claims and most say they suffered anywhere from $25 to $50,000 in damages. the station fire burned 250 square miles of the angeles national forest and killed two firefighters and destroyed 89 homes. >>> it looks like the people of belle, california, will get some money back. the suburban los angeles city announced it will created a plan with the state to refund more than $3 million to residents. a state audit last week found that belle illegally raised its property taxes in 2007 to cover the rising costs of employee pensions. the city manager, as

on agenda public items not on the agenda, jack stewart, joan wood, rush. >> my name is zach stewart and i kind of wish i hadn't come out here and learned about this book. i've been giving it way to a lot of people and it's cost me a lot of money. one of my friends took off for new york and took a lack at the buildings that -- look at the buildings that jane jacobs saved in gren itch village. there are a lot of them. i don't know where the h.b.c. came from, historic preservation commission, but i know the voters voted on it. and it seems to me it's a precious resource for our city. in fact, it's amazing that it happened. and it seems to be getting hit on a little bit recently. some of the people from the library commission called them weanies publicly. and think some other things happened where per happens the commission knew -- perhaps the commission knew without resources gets kind of pushed around. and i would hope that we could all think about that commission being equal to all the other commissions in the city and not perhaps draw powers from it that it needs to perform its duties.

and joan would like to say a few words about gale. >> in almost 10 years gale has been with the native american aids project she's been a beacon of hope for so many of our community members. gale has ensured native people i represented locally in policy decisions. she's become extended family to many of the clients she served, providing compassionate support to individuals supported from their -- separated from their families as a result of distance, substance abuse and/or gender and sexual orientation. she has assisted with the end of life care for many clients and -- -- clients and by making their final arrangement, provided comfort to numerous families sheafments a teacher, a leader, a voice for the underserved and the under-represented and has set an example for awful us on how to live a life of service. she cannot -- i cannot adequately express my gratitude to gale. please join me in honoring gale.

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today i'm in london speaking to joan poll just veteran journalist on the document she writes her he started his career cheering the vietnam war john paul just thanks very much for talking to now let's talk about more media in general first if you don't mind recently the website wiki leaks published tens of thousands of documents relating to the afghanistan war what do you think that is the biggest impact is that modern technology has had journalism well i think the wiki leaks exposed is. look like they might change journalism altogether if not change or wake it up. because what we think leaks has done is what journalists should have done. you know here here is this dreadful litany of years of of disaster and killing in afghanistan and i'm in the wrong. and i don't think we've gotten a sense and they've got a sense of the disaster but i don't think we've got a sense of the real. the the political disaster the the behind the the human disaster in afghanistan that's what we call leaks is has given us. i think it says to journalists. separate us separate you know so from the word of authority a

. >> charlie d'agata joaning us live from the hague. >>> on the "cbs moneywatch" stocks in asia mostly rose this morning. ashley morrison in new york with the latest on that. good morning. >> good morning. asian markets were up helped by strong earning reports by toyota. nikkei jumped 2% and the hang seng was off just a fraction. wall street will get the latest at retail sales. on wednesday, some encouraging news on jobs front pushed stocks higher. the dow gained 44 points while the nasdaq added 20. >>> on criminal the senate is expected to approve a new $26 billion jobs bill today. the money would go to states to stop the lay ooff of nearly 300,000 teachers, firefighters and police officers. nancy pelosi says she's call the house back for a final vote next week. >>> 100,000 retired military men and women are owed back pay. last year congress approved a retro active bonus for every month military personnel were forced to stay in beyond their enlistment. retired troops have until october 21st to claim the money. >>> hyundai is upping the ante when it comes to fuel efficiency. the automa

on agenda public items not on the agenda, jack stewart, joan wood, rush. >> my name is zach stewart and i kind of wish i hadn't come out here and learned about this book. i've been giving it way to a lot of people and it's cost me a lot of money. one of my friends took off for new york and took a lack at the buildings that -- look at the buildings that jane jacobs saved in gren itch village. there are a lot of them. i don't know where the h.b.c. came from, historic preservation commission, but i know the voters voted on it. and it seems to me it's a precious resource

joan claybrook rain. meanwhile the indian muslims in tongues of support storage of people in the culture. the big compound the terrorists who seem to be cruising speed. why the plan u.s. troop withdrawal from iraq. will be the story of the top of the hour but first here's a page with a. preview they have a big knowledge of news but european football eilis yes russia are currently in action against bulgaria while england along with world champions spain are not sure later or the latest that's next. welcome to the sports news here from r.t. in moscow and here are the main stories. debut advocaat leads out russia for the first time as his charges are taking on borg area in an international friendly insipidus back. while old coach new tricks capello overseas england's first game since their disappointing world cup campaign. keeps getting better roger federer breaks another record with his win at the toronto masters. and we start with football where there are thirty four international friend these being played

host: last call for stephen flynn from new orleans, joan, republican. joan? caller: good morning. i wanted to say first of all that the person who did say we were 10 or 12 feet or 15 feet below sea level was wrong. we are between five and 10 feet in some areas below sea level. the second point i wanted to make was that the retaining walls or flood walls which the national media have been calling since katrina happened levees were not levees. they were built several years ago about -- by the army corps of engineers with substandard materials and bad engineering practices. and the 17th street canal retaining wall was caused to break by the new orleans waterboard directing in that canal several days before katrina hit which was a ridiculous thing for them to do and they weakened an already substandard material and therefore when the surge hit the canal, the levee on the lakeview said broke. on the orleans parish side. host: were you there, tell us your story quickly. caller: we were there until the day before it hit. host: what area of new orleans do you live in? caller: metaire, whi

suspects in and over night murder it happened around 1230 this morning right here on goaler 400 block of joantreet as we move in tighter police say they found a man between 30-40 years old shot multiple times he died at seen. semiautomatic was found a block away from the crime scene. they believe it was a likely though weapon used in the shooting. it is under investigation. i believe we have more affirmation the please determine is on the phone. good morning officer you have no information about the shooting? >> i have the basic information i have it happen around 1230 loss nine we have a male victim. 3440 years old he was shot multiple times on his body. we have two suspects we are looking for two black males in their 20s one has dreadlocks and that is all the information we have. an automatic handgun was recovered at the scene. we are asking assistance if they saw anything or have any information contact police. >> any indication of this was a robbery or gain related? >> investigation is ongoing and we're trying to figure out what happened. >> they keep for your time this morning. we will b

joan cayÓ a los rieles del tren y muriÓ sin recibir auxilios de los que estaban cerca. >> alguien podÍafue catapultado por un auto. los caros continuaron su camino y los transeÚntes tampoco se apiadaron. >> las leyes del litigio de los estados unidos han puesto en peligro la intenciÓn de un buen samaritano, porque muchas veces acaba con un problema que no esperaba tener. >> realizamos un experimento con cÁmaras escondidas en una pequeÑa ciudad de la florida. un actor simulÓ sentirse mal y provocÓ diversos resultados. algunos lo apoyaron de inmediato. en cuestiÓn de segundos, varias semanas llegaron a la lÍnea de emergencias. >> ¿porque se detuvieron? >> para ayudarle. >> cuando lo vimos caer, salÍ corriendo a la tienda. >> lo que mÁs me conmoviÓ fue una seÑora que me dijo que iba a rezar por mÍ. >> al parecer, nuestra prueba confirma otra teorÍa sobre conducta humana. >> una persona ayudarÍa dependiendo en el lugar donde este. >> en una sociedad pequeÑa,1 individuo responde mÁs fÁcilmente a un herido que cuando vive en una sociedad industrializada donde el individuo se pierde dentro de

when i first found out that i was -- when joan told me that i was nominated for local hero, my husband works in los angeles, he works out of town so when he called me, years ago my husband told me i was my biggest fan. and so i had the pleasure of telling him that not only am i my biggest fan but i have a lot of fans. i have a lot of fans out there. but, you know -- a lot of the people that i love and care about and that i work with are right here in this room and i want to thank my inlaws, my mother and father-in-law came over here and they're in their upper 0s. i really appreciate them being here -- 80's. i really appreciate them being here. i would like to thank kqed. public television is for the people and by the people. i was remembering when i was in high school, i grew up in the 1950's and 1960's. 10th grade history class i got kicked out of that class every week. because the little bit of history that they did have about indian people was very negative. it was not positive. and so i did my research, my friends and i, on our own and any information that we brought into the class

. >> luz lamentÓ la ola de violencia que cobrÓ la vida del segundo hijo de su amigo joan sebastian. > ♪ aquÍ no hay sufrimiento... ♪ ♪ despuÉs de que cuentas todo lo ganado ♪ ♪ ¿has dado gracias por lo cosechado? ♪ ♪ sabÉs que habrÁ un juicio al final ♪ ♪ ¿y entonces quÉ dirÁs? ♪ ♪ no importa lo que ganes ni todo lo que tengas ♪ ♪ es lo que das que cuenta ♪ es lo que das que cuenta ♪ hay gente por las calles ♪ con frÍo y con hambre ♪ ♪ y ves para otro lado ♪ la grandeza de un hombre ♪ es el que no se esconde ♪ y siempre da la mano ♪ despuÉs que cuentas todo lo ganado ♪ ♪ ¿has dado gracias? ♪ >> luz, quÉ linda voz. 3 g mucho Éxito en tu carrera y sabemos que lo lograrÁs. maÑana estaremos transmitiendo en vivo desde la alameda. en pantalla puede ver la direcciÓn asÍ que hagan planes para que me puedan acompaÑar, estarÉ con el equipo de primer impacto en los angeles. >> yo me quedÉ con las ganas de ir. >> tenemos una gran sorpresa, mucha suerte por allÁ. >> vamos a una pausa, enseguida, van viento en popa los preparativos para celebrar el bicentenario de la independencia de mÉxico. >> y

. >>> esa maldad ha tocado la vida de artistas y grandes amigos tuyos como joan sebastian a ti también tendremos más de esta entrevista que nos permite conocer más al poeta del siglo si quiere revivir cualquier parte de esta exclusiva viste univision.com con la uniclave primer impacto aigs llegamos al final, en total plenitud, así que a todos ustedes gra gracias por acompañarnos. y nos despedimos desde los Ángeles en capital de ricardo paz quiero agradecer a toda la l gente por la gran acogido por supuesto primer impacto hospital se detiene y hay más a partir de . >>> a continuación, noticias univisión 14 a las 6 qué tal buenas tardes. gracias por acompaña noas

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y en colombia está el cantautor mexicano joan sebastián.a del olvido, esa nunca va a llegar. la nave del olvido no partirá. la nave donde vivirá roberto es en el corazón de su pueblo, de méxico de su amigo. en paz descanse, en paz des kahn saras y vivirás eternamente. >>> no se repone del asesinato de su segundo hijo y debido a lo tocado vivir esta redoblando su seguridad. >>> estuvo de caer al suelo amelia vega subió a una carroza y si no es por un guardaespalda que la sujetó se hubiera accidentado. recorrió ayer la sexta avenida de new york en el desfile dominicano, que asistieron más de un millón de personas. >>> vamos a cambiar de tema se casó en españa la cantante cubana lucrecia, la que muchos consideran quizás, la sucesora de la guarachera del mundo, la gran celia cruz. el único periodista invitado, y desde españa nos presenta la exclusiva. ♪ (canta). >>> así entre lágrimas y cantos, por la emoción que sentía, lucrecia le dedicó a su novio, el licenciado albert pascual, en una ceremonia que asistieron familiares y amigos cercanos en

. >> reporter: joan and don were touring the capital today and questioning if lawmakers have their prioritiesraight. >> not if they're dealing with a municipality, rather than a state government. >> reporter: assembly speaker john perez announced a bipartisan effort to crack down on overpaid city officials, but dismissed the notion lawmakers should instead be focused on the budget. >> i don't think we should hold out creating the reforms that are essential just because we haven't resolved all of the elements of the budget yet. >> we think what's happened is absurd, outrageous and should be fixed, but it's just a drop in the bucket compared to what's going on. >> schwarzenegger says lawmakers should focus on reforming state employee pensions as part of a budget deal. >> if they would spend as much time on that as they are grand standing on bell, we would save hundreds of billions of dollars in the state. >> but perez says, unlike the bell bills, the bipartisan support for a budget is simply not there. >> so the urgency there there on my part. i'll hopeful it's there on the governor's part. >>

they gave birth to my mom, joan fox iacono. my mom married jimmy dean sausage kimmel. fun to have her at the reunion. >> fantastic idea. >> jimmy: now the link between us, michael j. fox was my uncle or something, and then -- >> it's actually jimmy -- >> jimmy: the "j" stands for jimmy. there's your mom. we couldn't get a picture of her so we just put you in a wig. eventually it works out. when you go down, you have -- it turns out you're my great great-niece, once removed. so isn't that something? >> makes perfect sense. [ applause ] >> jimmy: and -- can i tell you -- this is a true weird thing. so, now, in iskia, this island, there have been many earthquakes on the island. and that's weird that there's an island, the "lost" island brought us together. in 1883, there was an earthquake that killed like 2,200 people, including most of my family. but guess what the date of that earthquake was. today. july 29th. >> july 29th, 1883 -- >> jimmy: yeah. i mean, it didn't happen today. >> but on this day. >> jimmy: on the day we decided to go through the family tree, that's th

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on the red carpet, joan rivers will be like -- "oh, who are you wearing?" laughter ] "and why is it ticking?" [ laughter and applause ] thank you. have you guys heard about this new dating site for virgins called youandmearepure.com? [ laughter ] finally, an alternative to the other online community for virgins, "world of warcraft." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it's about time. this is kind of cool. the town of cridersville, ohio, will be renamed snydersville, for a day, in honor of twisted sister front man, dee snyder. yeah. cridersville to snydersville. so, what do you think, allentown, pennsylvania? or should i say, fallontown, pennsylvania? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ yes, we're living here in fallontown and they're closin' all the factories down ♪ [ audience claps along ] [ applause ] [ laughter ] all right. you gonna make me do it? yeah, i know. i was feeling fist-pumpy, but give me a little something, maybe i'll get into it. i don't know, i'm a little tired. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ audience aws ] i don't got it in me, i don't think. i just

incumbent republican senator lisa mckowski is in a tight race against tea party candidate joan miller has the support of sarah palin. trails miller by about 1900 votes. many say the outcome will offer a look at the political strength of both palin and the tea party movement. >> the state is saving money by cancels prison visits. corrections officials say state prisons will be closed to most visitors on labor day september 6th. that should save $325,000 in overtime. lawyers will still be able to visit their clients. so will relatives of terminally ill prisoners and juvenile offenders. prison officials say labor day draws the fewest visitors of any holiday. >> a san francisco sandwich shop too popular for its own good has a temporary reprieve. ike's planned to close its castro district doors yesterday. neighbors long complained about the long line, noise and aroma of the sandwiches. a legal technicality is keeping it open. the eviction noticed ike and his mother but not the company running the store. they have 48 hours now to file papers asking for yet another court hearing. >> the mean

did you see the joan rivers movie?fic. >> great movie. >> larry: married three years now. you want to be a father? >> yeah. married three years, yeah. i would love to have kids, yeah. so would my wife. >> larry: you have to tell her. >> see, hopefully, she's watching. this is the way i want her to find out. honey, when i get home tonight -- no, she's a producer, works with drew barrymore, they started that company together. we met doing the movie feeder pitch in boston. >> larry: is she with you this week? >> she is, staying at the hotel. >> larry: are you telling her you want her to get pregnant now? go ahead, say it. >> not to create a reality show. i don't want to do it here. i have rose petals. >> larry: the right way? >> yeah, the right way. she's the greatest. i love her so much. we're going to have kids. >> larry: we'll be back with our remaining moments with james fallon after this. zñ'iz got the mirrors all adjusted? you can see everything ok? just stay off the freeways, all right? i don't want you go

i think john didion who was in high school -- joan didion would be the voice of my generation. maybe hurtado desoto -- hurtadho desoto. i think maybe for the living, lisa randall, author of "warped passages." there is another of astrophysicist in santa cruz. i think they could bring important perspective. physicists have to think in terms of metaphors. they are the first to discover dark matter. we are close,i hear. if we could discover the nature of dark matter, we would have a unified theory of creation for the first time in human history. that would solidify the bonds of humankind. but physicists would be fascinating as colleagues because they deal in metaphors. ophysics say there is a drop in the ocean but there is also an ocean in a drop. dark matter is so dense that the earth would be the size of a .ecaa what happens in washington, if you want a certain solution, you propose a ridiculous thing on either side and everyone adopts the thing in the middle. in physics, the ridiculous solution often turns out to be true. i think lisa randall is a brilliant writer. >> i want to

. >> reporter: joan is editor of a local blog called around dublin. and he says when he found out how much moniz made. >> i was astounded. i'm thinking it's little san ramon. >> reporter: he did his own survey of public employee salaries in the tri-valley area. >> i saw that san ramon pretty much from the city manager all the way down are making 50% more than all the counterparts. it's sear responsible. >> reporter: he is not buying the mayor's comments about the city's well-being because this year san ramon issued a hiring and salary freeze. >> i see an inconsistency there, you know, saying that everything is rosy. >> reporter: some san ramon residents weighed in. >> my opinion it's totally ridiculous. >> seems like a lot of money for running a city. >> reporter: even though it's doing fine now, this person says fat public employee salaries will be hard to justify in this time of financial uncertainty. >> it's just not defensible to the average taxpayer out there, who is having hard times making ends meet. the payments are beyond outrageias. i city a