meg, you ever heard of joan van ark? no. here's a picture of joan van ark.s. yes. yes, meg, gorgeous. yes. every man wanted her. but one man got her. a man she trusted to keep her safe and beautiful forever. that man was glenn quagmire. and two short months later, this is what happened to joan van ark. oh! oh, my god! i don't want this to happen to you, meg. i don't want you to turn into a hilarious photograph. dad, i know what you're trying to do, and i want you to stop it. mom! what is it, meg? mom, tell dad to leave me alone. i'm 18, and he keeps treating me like a kid. peter, i told you not to push her about this quagmire thing. if you push too hard, you're going to push her right into his arms. well, what am i supposed to do? nothing. this is a big game meg is playing, and the only way to win is not to play it. is that a wargames reference? might be. you know wargames? yeah. still finding out new stuff about you. that's the adventure. there's a nerd in there. maybe there is. i might bang her later. how about a nice game of chess? i prefer banging. dad,