and music from joanna newsom. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. it's very nice. i want to begin by sending special well wishes to our viewers in oklahoma who are in a state of emergency. in oklahoma last night they introduced an emergency bill to keep transgender people from using the bathroom. that's right. this is the bill. it declares, quote, for the pezpe preservation of the public health and safety, an emergency is hereby to exist. this is a good time to call your family members in oklahoma to make sure they're okay. how can this be an emergency? how many transgender people can there' there be in oklahoma? four. who do you call when a man walks into a women's bathroom dressed as a woman, the fashion police? i have had bathroom emergencies. this is not one of them. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i once had to abandon my car in the left lane of traffic, get in and run into an asian restaurant called pick up sticks, by the way. that was a bathroom emergency. this is -- i'll

and music from joanna newsom. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. it's very nice.

and music from joanna newsom. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. it's very nice.

and music from joanna newsom. and now, here's jimmy kimmel!use ] >> jimmy: thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. it's very nice. i want

cranston, ludacris and ciara, katie nolan, anika noni rose, with music from macklemore and ryan lewis,joanna newsomnt to mention that tomorrow is michael strahan's last day on "live with kelly and michael," which should be interesting, and on monday morning, kelly ripa's first guest co-host will be me. and i plan to make it very uncomfortable. i want to know everything. these are the kinds of things i'll get into as vice president. our first guests tonight are two of the most powerful people in television, they are the creator and star of the craziest show on tv that doesn't star donald trump. tonight was the season five finale of "scandal," please welcome shonda rhimes and kerry washington. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: first of all, thank you for being here on such a momentous night. i can't think of two people i would more like to have here than the two of you. thank you very much. >> thank you for having us. >> jimmy: your endorsement would mean so much for my campaign. i don't know if you've decided on a vice president yet. have you? i mean, there aren't any others. >> we're both -- we're

tomorrow night, bryan cranston will be here, aneeka noni rose will be here, and we'll have music from joanna newsom tomorrow. very special. our first guest tonight, he dominated the game when the socks were high and the shorts were high too. he is a five time nba champion, olympic gold medalist, hall-of-famer and business mogul, too. please welcome #32, earvin "magic" johnson. black -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: always good to see you. >> man. >> jimmy: when i was 16 i met you at the airport. i said hi and you stopped and talked to me. i'll never forget it. i won't. >> you're a nice guy, and i knew you were going to blow up to this. >> jimmy: i had a feeling you were just nice to everybody. did you ever have a losing season in a laker's uniform? >> what? >> jimmy: you never, did you? >> we don't do that. >> jimmy: i know. does it hurt you when you see a season like this one? >> i'm so devastated, because when you think about the lakers, you think about championships or even if they don't win it, they're around. >> jimmy: they're in it. >> exactly. now with us being the way we are today and had the wors

and on friday, we have a new show with bryan cranston, aneeka noni rose, and music from joanna newsomeople i know -- and i know a lot of them. his credits span from "parenthood" to "punk'd" and he is now the director and star of big screen version of "chips." please welcome dax shepard. [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very happy to see you. you know, i saw your loverly and very charming wife kristen bell, and i said i haven't seen dax in a long time. >> three years probably. not truly, but i had a kid three years ago. you've recently had a kid. so really we see each other here. this is our date night. this is how we maintain our friendship. >> jimmy: how old are the girls? >> i have nothing to promote. i'm here to check in with you and make sure you don't need any money or anything. it's a minimal maintenance two humans can do. people think we're best friends because i'm proud to be friends with you. i constantly talk about being friends with you. what's he up to. >> jimmy: how old are you girls? >> three and one and a half. >> jimmy: i've seen pictures. >> it's the offensive. it's hot. >> ji

and on friday, we have a new show with bryan cranston, aneeka noni rose, and music from joanna newsomeuse ] our first guest tonight is without a doubt one of the funniest people i know, and i know a lot of them. his credits span from "parenthood" to "punk'd" and he is now the director and star of the big screen version of "chips." please welcome dax shepard. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very happy to see you. you know, i saw your lovely and very charming wife kristen bell, and i said i haven't seen dax in a long time. like i think it's -- >> three years probably. >> jimmy: no. not that long. >> not truly three years. but i had a kid three years ago. you've recently had a kid. so really we see each other here. this is it. this is our date night. >> jimmy: we need to cherish this time. >> we do. this is how we maintain our friendship. >> jimmy: how old are the girls now? >> because i have nothing to promote. let's call it what it is. i'm here to check in with you and make sure you don't need any money or anything. >> jimmy: it's a total social call. >> just a minimal maintenance t