joanne. how unlikely is it andy is wrong? i say very likely. >> very likely. while most are a hoax, these kind of things happen in movies. >> they do. >> they do. these actors had no idea at all and it goes to show you that our public school system is failing us. >> you know what else i blame it on? common core. >> down with the core. >> down with the core. >> by the way, if you take common core and marry it to obamacare with forced vaccinations that's what you will get. >> forced marshall law. >> exactly. would you ever give a girl a book maybe worth millions? >> you are missing the point. i am happy that the iliad is selling. it is number one on amazon. >> who gets the royalties? homer doesn't see it because he is dead. >> his family? >> it is a poem that is getting its moment now. >> what is your second favorite? >> that is my second. >> i was not a big fan of epic poems because they seemed to go on forever and they cheated on the rhyming. >> more like epic fail. >> very good, very good. my favorite part of the movie has nothing to do with the pseudo mistak

so joining me on my last show are joanne nosuchunsky tv's andy levey and we are lucky to have one of the earliest champions tucker carlson with long-time "red eye" favorite mike baker. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> should we sweat about the net? >> whoa, whoa, whoa. you are just going to go into a story like this is a normal show? what is wrong with you? we are not doing that. we get crap because we don't celebrate anything. do something special. >> let's pretend that this was impromptu. slept acting -- excellent acting andy. >> thanks, buddy. >> let's take a look back, andy. i guess you can start from the beginning. here is how the show began at 2:00 a.m. eastern in 2007. the same day i got my braces off. have a look, look havers. ♪ >> this is "red eye" a new show about politics pop culture and macramay. it is like larry king but without the dead guy. we are here with rachel barsden, bill schulz, andrew breitbart and i am rita cosby. actually i am greg gutfeld. this is our first show and we will talk about porn. >> yes, it started with porn. our story selection ha

. >> joanne -- andy, did you pick anybody?no, i am assuming the people who voted for angelina jolie have not seen "unbroken." i prefer doctors with borders. it is easy to be a doctor without borders. to be a doctor and have borders, that's multi tasking. >> you have to split your time. >> i like doctors at borders. did you ever meet a nice md at the brooke store? it is very nice. >> these are two of the funnier people. you on the other hand but they have the most innate subject matter about 40 centuries too late. >> joanne thoughts? >> bill gates money. i admire money for sure. and our national treasure, our world treasure celine dion, was on the list. i think she was about seventh. i think that we all respond to her music. music is a universal language and i hear she was great in vegas. >> really this. >> she had a show there. >> matthew mcconaghey is not on the list and channing tatum is not on the list. >> i was most admirable to my masseuse sven. that was him before the tragic accident that involved the baby oil and the la

a very special thanks to joanne noah chin ski. tv's andy levey and gavin mcguinness. that does it for me, tom shillue. see you next time. gh and dirty? don't avoid it. resolve it. our new formula with a special conditioning ingredient softens your carpet with every use. it's resolve, so you know it cleans and freshens but now it also softens. resolve. a carpet that welcomes you. and try resolve for amazing stain removal the first time. >>> breaking tonight, the reviews are in for a host of republicans testing the waters for a possible white house run. and the crowds are going crazy for one man in particular, welcome to "the kelly file." i'm shannon bream in tonight for megyn kelly. on the first big night of the unofficial kickoff to the 2016 gop campaign for president thousands of conservative activists, lawmakers and party leaders are gathered just outside washington, d.c. for the conservative political action conference or cpac as it's been called, the silent primary where some hopefuls explode on the scene and others fail to find their spark. today, three of the pa

. >>> joanne and andy will be on lou dobbs tonight fox business network., fwreg trourns host. >> he made a spectacle by living in a receptacle. an environment studies professor in texas just completed a year in a dumpster. he lived in a trash can on the university's campus. heia candidated air conditioning and solar panels. the point was to prove that people can still be happy even if they live in a small space metropolitan for garbage. he claimed he wanted to be the ultimate 1%er. was this a waste of time? >> yeah. what was the revelation here? a single guy who is a professor surrounded with young bump women who admire him can be happy with just a bed. whoa mind-blowing pop. >> do you think he had visitors? . >> yes. he is not a real professor. surrounded by babes. >> he said he was making a point about the environment. >> the environment under the sheets. >> ben do you think living along garbage helps the environment? >> us a tip is the heart of hipsterism in texas. i think he is doing us a favor in terms of minimizing his carbon footprint, and his impac

andy joanne, superman, dean cain. that's it for us. see you on monday.oes your carpet ever feel rough and dirty? don't avoid it. resolve it. our new formula with a special conditioning ingredient softens your carpet with every use. it's resolve, so you know it cleans and freshens but now it also softens. resolve. a carpet that welcomes you. and try resolve for amazing stain removal the first time. out for you. >>> breaking tonight, as critics launch new attacks on the obama administration for failing to get tougher on islamic terror new reports surface from the department of homeland security that outlines the threat from right wing radicals right here inside the united states. welcome to "the kelly file." i'm shannon bream in for megyn kelly. as the details go public the administration is continuing to take hard questions about the just-finished summit on combatting violent extremism an event focused on fighting terror through social media and powering communities and creating economic opportunity

a special thanks to joanne joe devito and andy levey and charles cook. that does it for me.g gutfeld. see you next time. close that robe. you. that one pull that robe. >>> the o'reilly factor is on tonight. >> marriage is between a man and a woman. no group be they gays, be they nambla, being be they people that believe in bestiality, they don't get to change the definition. >> for making that statement the southern poverty law center has put ben carson on extremist list. there is more here that the law center wants you to know. the factor is investigating. >> we have got to make sure that we are right sizing our approach so that what we do isn't counter productive. i would argue that our invasion of iraq was counter productive. >> another american citizen 26-year-old kayla mueller murdered by the isis terrorist savages, we will tell you how president obama is reacting and continue our

joanne foe saw chin ski. and he is wearing a suit so i didn't recognize him. tv's andy levey. that's good. and he stacks money like rob reiner stacks cheese. it is true his bank had to open up another branch just to fit his fortune. next to me is mr. lou daabs week nights at 7:00 p.m. eastern on the fox business network. don't forget he also wrote the book border war. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> would he be a better man to sit with letterman? on saturday, a day of the week nbc nightly news anchor and my ski ball partner brian williams announced he was taking a temporary leave of absence. he canceled an appearance this week on letterman and said it was painfully apparent that he was, quote too much a part of the news. meanwhile, more examples of his love of self-inflating stories have emerged including the claim he saw a dead body floating past the french quarter hotel during hurricane caw tina. another -- katrina. and he said in interviews he was nearly hit by rocket fire in 2006. but an earlier version, there was no rocket fire near his aircraft. and a story williams

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joanne nosuchunsky. she can barely hold her hand up. and he is less animated than lint. he had a person's name in there that was -- tv's andy levey. his humor is darker than joanne's liver. i feel like i used that one. and sam morrell the comedian and perhaps a coward. and if you are alive it is because he hasn't gotten around to killing you yet. sitting next to me, mike baker, current president of diligence, diligence makers of diligence tapestry's and thumbtacks. for all of your numb tack and monacle need. they will skin you alive with a tooth pick. >> that's not easy. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> their jihad was flawed. on wednesday three men were arrested for plotting to join isis not a boy band, in syria and wage war against the u.s. one wanna be jihady was busted at jfk airport and another in brooklyn and a third in florida. his name otherwise known as [bleep] head. he was unable to make it to sear sear -- syria. that's him by the way. that's a sketch. >> it was based on the statements that if they were not able to go that they would seek to acquire weapons here handguns machine guns and seek to attack ver

tv's andy levey in one of the ugliest sweaters i have ever seen. joanne nosuchunsky who doesn't know what she is doing. always a pleasure having you on. that does it for me. i'm greg gutfeld and i will see you next time with different hair. the new amopé pedi perfect foot file gives you soft beautiful feet effortlessly. its microlumina rotating head buffs away hard skin even on those hard-to-reach spots. it's amazing. you can see it and feel it. my new must-have for soft, beautiful feet. amopé pedi perfect. find it in the foot care aisle or at the registers in these stores. >>> breaking tonight, disturbing news out of libya as the president's mideast policy appears to be in complete collapse. days after news hit that the country of yemen, which houses a savage version of al qaeda, is on the verge of collapse. horror emerges in libya where isis beheaded almost two dozen christians over the weekend yet again in a country president obama was celebrating as a success story just a few short years ago. good evening and welcome to "the kelly file" everyone. i'm

joanne. >> you're welcome. and if you were hoping he wasn't here either, you are out of luck. it is tv's andy levey. and when it comes to comedy there is highbrow and low brow and god those brows are huge! it is actor and comedian and writer kurt medzger. and he has more bank than the nile. next to me, lou daabs. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> they want us to be uh -- afraid to shop at fashion bug. the somali group called for attacks on the mall of america and malls in canada and britten it. homeland security secretary jay johnson called for increased vigilance. >> i would say if anyone is planing to go to the mall of america they have to be careful. as the statement you read indicates there will be enhanced security there that will be apparent. >> meanwhile on friday the state department's blog i love their recipes unveiled a new logo that came out of last week's summit to counter violent extremism. it said the solution begins in your community. thank you for injoing us tonight. thank you for joining us tonight. terrorists know fear is one of the most effective weapons. what shoul

. >> you're terrible, andy, i'm not letting that go. joannethe vice president did the same thing to you, would you be oh, wow, the vice president touched me, and tweeted oh, i felt his warm hands on my back and tweet, instagram, the things you do. >> and then my chill would run up my spine and i would follow him to wherever he whispered. i do wonder if his family or the president sits him down and says you really shouldn't do this. because if they are not, they're enabling him, they're allowing him to claim more victims and that is not right. >> mrs. biden, right? dr. jill biden, she sees him rubbing the shoulders of this woman. >> i think he is an old guy just like -- >> i think it is first degree -- i'll tell you what is sick, when he gets in the cab with a somali driver then he leans over while he is driving and puts his tongue in her ear. >> he also says look if you come to delaware, you will see i'm friends with these guys they drive the cab. they're not your friend he is that annoying guy who thinks he is everybody's pal. >> we have real

you know what before we go to break let's check in with joanne and see how she is doing on vacation. >> andy, i didn't let you comment. >> no, you went to a tape. >> i was dying to go to the tame. >> i will have a chat with our producer. >> coming up staged robbery. stick around for the stick up. >>> should he pay the price for a stage heist? i speak of a tennessee music store owner who faked a robbery attempt hoping the surveillance video would go viral and drum up business. it shows victor jenkins pulling a knife on a suspect. after he plays dead for a little bit he gets up and takes off. the video did get over half a million views on world star hip hop where i get all of my news. but it also caught the attention of local police who wondered why the crime was every in -- was never reported. they figured out jenkins lied and he is facing charges for false reporting. the stunt was apparently cooked up by one of his employees. the brilliant employee calling it a social experiment prank. sherrod, you and i are in show business. this is a click bait economy. you have to give the guy props. >> h

joanne? >> i read wikipedia and i didn't see it there. >> andy you dated brian williams in the 90s and he hadlare for the dramatic. >> that was one of the things i loved about him. >> where do you think his head is at now? >> you have a 9/11 truther who shot one wife and assaulted another supporting brian williams. >> allegedly. >> this is almost as bad as dan rather supporting him. it has sunk to that level. now there is a story with seal team 6 that he said he traveled with seal time 6 and they sent him -- someone from seal team 6 sent a thank you note after they killed bin laden. >> no one sends thank you notes. that's how you know it is fake. >> along with a piece of the stealth blackhawk helicopter. in is next to impossible for that to have happened. but at least with this one there is an easy way to deal with it. have him produce the note or the piece of the helicopter but he hasn't done that. not only is he never going back to his job, but he won't be the only person at nbc news to lose his job over this. >> nobody else was joining in on the tall tales were they? >> there is stuff he s

joanne. >> i'm thinking sometimes dead is better. and marilyn manson going to playing on the remake. no makeup necessary. . >> i want to save andy> redrum. >> they did the wake in ireland, and 3, 4 days later they awakened. >> it was an irish cat. >> it was irish cat mix. >> andy, why florida? >> i love the neighborhood cat and knew something was wrong. i knew the cat had been buried five days earlier. i'm assuming she was a medical professional or works for the cia in an intelligence-gathering capacity. . >> i knew there is something wrong. >> and he's going to have a great life because he came back. now he's going to really appreciate stuff. he died a week from now of natural causes. >> he's going to get healthy have a great life. he has eight left. >> it's true. >> yes. >> we just -- we're behind. >> yes. >> so he's in a ton of movies. what is the next one? >> "cage" will be coming up next. and "proof of evidence". i'm the narrateor. >> look it up. >> yes. introducing new always discreet underwear for sensitive bladders, from always. with soft, dual leakguard barriers to help stop leaks where they happen most. plus, a discree

joanne nosuchunsky. and he is a cat peter in an ugly sweater. it is andy levey. his whit is drier than a wet load of laundry. it is tom coder. that's interesting. and he has more brains than frankenstein's lab. next to me, "reason magazine" editor and chief matt welch. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> could headhunters stop beheading? state department spokeswoman and my mixed doubles partner says the west needs to look at root causes of terrorism like the lack of jobs. behold her brilliance. >> we are killing a lot of them, and we will keep killing more of them. we cannot win this war by killing them. we cannot kill our way out of war. we they'd in the medium -- we need in medium and longer term to lead people to join these groups whether it is lack of opportunity for jobs. we can work with countries around the world to improve the government. we can help them build their economy so they can have job opportunities for these people. >> it is like bathing in butter. >> it has become so serious that the obama administration organized a three-day conf

joining us now co-host of fox news red eye, andy levy fox news contributor, former miss new york usa and cohost of red-eye joanneo have you here. >> thanks for having us. >> girls basketball coaches, by the way, they were suspended, thrown out of the tournament. >> they are all corrupt. with my luck if i were on this team trying to lose i would actually be like banking the shots and my coaches would be so mad at me. >> banking. i'm impressed with that. >> i looked up that word before i came on this show. >> you used that word just because of this broadcast. andy your thoughts? >> both of these coaches should be fired for being idiots. you don't show up to play a game and tell your team to purposely lose. it sends a horrible, horrible message to the kids. what you do is about an hour before game time, you give all your players, you have them drink something that will upset their stomach and then once the game starts, turns out you'll have to forfeit the game because they can't play. that's the way you do it in america. i'm sick of coaches not teaching kids the right way to do things. >> i can understand the pain

joanne nosuchunsky. her wit is dryer than cleo pat trough's uterus. bonnie mcfarland. he is like a glob of grape jelly, but still the most trusted newsman andy levey and more muscles than a raw bar, yummy, it is terry shapper. that was lame. >> a tblok. a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> are we coming around to boots on the ground? president obama, if that's his real name, bonnie has asked congress to authorize the use of military force against isis isil and the islamic state which i just learned are all the same thing. the president said this resolution is necessary because our coalition is on the defensive. isil is on the offensive and isil is going to win. >> our coalition is on the offensive. isil is on the defensive and isil is going to lose. >> the alleged president's proposal calls for the deployment of ground forces in iraq and syria and it is the authorization of another ground war like afghanistan or iraq. >> the resolution we submitted today does not call for the deployment of u.s. ground combat forces to iraq or syria. it is not the authorization of another ground war. like afghanistan or iraq. >> shouldn't have been d

joanne nosuchunsky. that's how you do a waive. >> excuse me. >> and he is so stoned from all of the cat thip he served at the -- catnip he served at the super bowl party, andy levey. and he is old-fashioned. and by that i mean he keeps his wife this the kitchen and the rest of his family in the freezen. comedian and killer tom shillue. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> it was a game and that was bigger than the game. it had a main. pop star and american hero wrote a giant mechanical line of -- lion of sorts at the start of the most giant super bowl show ever. all hail all that is row bow cat. >> ♪ you're gonna hear me roar ♪ ♪ you're ♪ >> i swear i have seen that before. anyway, i don't know where. it is how bill o'reilly commutes to work. and he abuses the carpool lane among other things. the weird and wonderful performance featured dancing sharks. >> ♪ when you put your hands on me ♪ ♪ in my skin tight jeans ♪ ♪ i'll be your teenage dream tonight ♪ >> great. and there was a brief and unnecessary appearance from former rock star and my masseuse lenny kravitz. >> ♪ this did not turn out the way i planned ♪ >> the old 11 fee kravitz wouldn't -

joanne know saw nosuchunsky. she was noted most likely to succeed. obviously. and he is wearing a suit which i can only hope means his cats have destroyed his ugly sweaters. >> nope. >> it is tv's andy levey. >> back tomorrow. >> he has a pod cast in his basement. it is next to the well and the lotion-filled basket. he is the host of the anthony anthonykumea show. and mix to me is actor kevin sorbot. his next movie is called "caged" which comes to theaters this summer. lock me up and throw me inside -- the craig. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> i don't mean to make you feel uncomfortable. >> being this close to you is nice. >> i am glad you wore a turtle neck. you just see kevin's floating head. >> that's awesome. i like that. >> kevin's floating head. >> you can order this from sky mall. >> that's very isis. >>> their heels prompted squeals. high heels on an islamic mat has been taken down from an exhibition this france after a group threatened violence. the artist zulika ab dull law removed her work after they said it could provoke, quote, uncontrollable, irresponsible incidents. stepping on islamic mats with shoes is considered disrespectful and apparently so is