it is joanne nosuchunsky. and comedian remi. and his look traveled from the 1970s just to be here tonight. sitting next to me, nick gillespie, editor-in-chief of reason.com and reason tv. nice hair. >> a block. the lede. that's the stories story. that's the first, story. >> i keep waiting for the voice and it never comes. it is buss for tuss. the national science foundation will spend $10 million to make robot companions for children and study their reading habits. it is the subject of tonight's -- >> the five-year government project called robots helping kids dash cash well that took a whole day to figure out, will develop a whole breed of socially assistive robots designed to help brats learn to read and appreciate physical fitness. the nsf says it is necessary due to critical so -- societal problems. so robots will be touching your children. isn't that right? >> like a good personal trainer we want the robots to be able to guide the child toward a behavior we desire. >> and to touch the child. he went on. >> we want to help t

it is joanne nosuchunsky. you can't sell no sexting with no sex. the blaze.com editor and host the the buck sexton show hosted by buck sexton. whenner there is a will there is a nerdy guy with glasses. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> it is an old song. >> sean cassidy? >> i don't know. they are weightless, but not mateless. last week russia, yes them, launched five geckos into space to observe their mating activities in zero gravity. it was a worthy mission until it all went wrong. after three orbits around the earth russia lost communication with the satellite and now they are floating around in space. according to their reports if control is not regained the satellite and its cargo of geckos could come crashing to the earth. itit is the subject of a new segment. >> right now the world is in chaos. as can be seen here. >> let's go. let's go. let's go. >> let's go. ♪ let's go. >> they don't seem like they are panicking. >> they lost a satellite of geckos and what can this mean for the world? >> it is get it out of the way. the geck

it is joanne nosuchunsky. and he is called dreamy because the only part that moves are his eyes. it is tv's andy levy. and just like side pony tails and crack cocaine he was huge in the 80s. next to me, the legendary saturday night live star, actor, comedian and piscapo in the morning host on 970, the answer. here in new york city, joe piscapo. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hi, greg, are you going to let me out of here some time or should i lie to my diary? >> they are free to dance without pants. monday was national nude day, but you already knew that, joe. to sell brat -- celebrate several couples stripped down and strutted their stuff in the buff in downtown l.a. ♪ >> disgusting. their general tills -- genitals were mutilated. they waltzed around with their lean muscular bodies bodies and strong arms and firm pecks. it is subject of tonight's the video was supposed to be inspired by a new dating show, dating naked which explores the question would finding love be easier if you truly had nothing to hide? to answer that question and discuss the nude video, we bro

katherine, andy levy, joanne nosuchunsky.see you later on o'reilly in about eight hours i think. >> looking forward to it. >> it is gonna be great. so much fun on that show! ady we chicago. a separate line for people who are clueless. quizzing tonight 8:00 p.m. >> pretty sure. hello everyone i'm greg gutfeld along with kimberly guilfoyle, eric bolling, dan perino and bob beckel. this is "the five." this is a fox news alert. nancy pelosi condemns the separation of church and state. >> follow the lead of the national catholic conference of bishops who talked about the baby jesus escaping violence as an infant, who talked about sending children back into the circumstances you described, sending children back into a burning building. so it's not just about

it is joanne nosuchunsky. and a man who needs no introduction. i think that's code for he didn't feel like writing one. it is tv's andy levy. and he is stunning like a taser set to 11. it is the spokesman to four u.s. ambassadors to the u.n. the world reacted hard to the downing of the malaysian airlines plane. the guy from "american pie" reacted with a joke. jason biggs tweeted, anyone want to buy my malaysian airline frequent flier miles? he got blow back from followers, but chose not to get defensive. biggs responded, hey all of you too soon [bleep] it is a [bleep] joke. you don't have to think it is fun intoe or be on my twitter page at all. and truly you losers are trying to find [bleep] to get angry about. channel your issues elsewhere. i guess i was mistaken. later that day the actor deleted the tweets and apologized writing, people who are offended, and that was not my intent. sorry to those who were. meanwhile in other strange reactions to the crash that killed 298 plople. samantha power, the u.s. ambassador to the u.n tweeted on friday,

i am here with joanne, born with a third hand, nosuchunsky. it is true. she is weird. he is the only person alive whose eyes are bigger than his stomach. it is tv's andy levy. and we are happy to have him back, and he is happy we are 500 feet from his school. it is writer and comedian jesse joyce. he will be performing at the house of comedy in phoenix, arizona no less august 13th through the 17th. good for you, weird guy. his favorite form of exercise is swimming in his giant bin filled with money. he has so much cash when he goes to the club he makes it monsoon. it is lou daabs, host of "lou daabs tonight" week nights 7:00 p.m. eastern on the fox business network. he is the co author of a new book -- he is also the co author of a book called "border war." >> a block. the lede, that's the first story. >> hey, greg do you pay taxes or are you so hot you ask for a furnace? >> will the boss be tops? they predict that by 2025 machines will be the dominant species on the planet. he says unless the government steps in to regulate the development of artificial intelligence t

it is the sad and disgusting, joanne nosuchunsky. and he will be appearing at the comedy couch. and by that i mean doing jokes for his cats while sitting on a sofa. it is andy levy. and sitting mix to me fox news contributor. that's the hand he uses to pleasure himself. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. greg, how many accidents have your good looks caused on the street? just curious. >> that's very sweet. should we make sport of the short? not according to the british house of commons speaker who equates mocking the vertically challenges to racism and homophobia. the politician tells the times magazine, quote, whereas nobody these days would record it as acceptable to criticize someone on grounds of race or creed or disability, somehow it seems to be acceptable to comment on someone's height or lack of it. he claims he has never been bothered by his height, but he has bt been openly mocked by fellow politicians. they called him a stupid, sanctimonious dwarf. are short people evil and deserve abuse? yes, according to this montage of the notorious deeds. >> can't let a

i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. >> no, i don't. >> and he was asked to be the next bachelor until he realized he would have to leave his apartment and talk to people. and a first time guest, charles cook. and we first met as interns at santa's workshop. he is the host of the new show on vice called, get this, "the jim norton show." yipee. >> thank you. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> kind of miss that thing that happens now, now that it doesn't happen anymore. oh well. steven is leavin, at least for a week. steven a smith will not appear for a week in the wake of comments he made on friday regarding the two-day suspension of baltimore raven ray rice for assaulting his girlfriend. while smith made it clear there was no reason for a man on hit a woman, he said women needed to do their part to make sure they were not beaten up. he told female members of his family, quote, let's make sure not to do anything to provoke wrong actions. smith apologized calling it the most egregious error of his career, but it didn't stop "the view"'s whoopi goldburg from fed didding him.

i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. and he is the scrany ghost of blythe danker. it is andy levy. and if quinten tarantino made a "sesame street" movie he would play burt. and he worked at a think tank. i would rather see him in a dunk tank, aim right, ladies? daily beast columnist, michael moi fan han. -- moynahan. >> a block, the lede, that's the first story. me and lou dabbs are out on the yacht. babes everywhere. wish you were here. >> he gave up paltrow for poultry. it is time for another edition of the segment that has america talking about stuff and things. >> gwenyth paltrow is right. >> she is. sensitive rocker and cuddle freak chris martin has gone back to eating meat after a split from the blonde vertical cricket, gwenyth paltrow. the cold play singer who won 6 jest vegetarian alive in 2005 beating a raccoon broke the news in a bbc radio interview. >> you are a vegetarian, of course? >> not really. >> what do you mean, not really. >> i eat meet. i eat meat. then i changed. i thought you should be able to eat something you can kill. otherwise it will be some kind of a he

i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. and his eyes can see to your soul which and ironic because he doesn't have one. it is tv's andy levy. and my pleasure to welcome back tom kotter. i admit that was pathetic. you have a thing in your ear. and next to me man who can kill you with his nostril hairs, it is terry sappert. >> a block, the lede. that's the first story. >> oh. are their faces disgraces? it is another crisis sparked by isis. fresh from telling christians in the iraqi city of mosul they must convert or die, the islamic state has said all mannequins -- yes, man new kins, must be veiled. the sunni extremists took control of mosul last month and according to the ap, shop owners have been told to cover the faces of male and female mannequins due to interpretation of shari'a law that forbids statues or art work depicting the human form. progress. here in the land of the free and the home of the brave, we like our mannequins totally uncovered. >> that makes me want to enlist. i want to go to someone who spent a lot of

it is joanne nosuchunsky. he has sod, puppy dog eyes. there is a puppy dog in the green room with the same eyes. it is andy levey and puppy eye remover. it was he the unemployment line. did something happen over the holidays when i was away? former radio personality anthony kumia. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hi, greg, you look like you are into fitness. maybe we could get our pump on together sometime. >> well, start with economic news. the white house says the budget deficit will drop to $583 billion. that's the lowest level of president obama's tenure. last year's deficit was $680 billion and the congressional budget office predicts a lower budget for the year-ending september 30th. who pr we kidding? let's address the elephant in the room, the racist elephant. you can't spell rant without ant. anthony seen here in a moment of quiet reflection was fired by siriusxm after he posted a bunch of unusual tweets following a feet with a black woman in time square. he wrote, so i am taking pic at nyc and a black girl twho was

it is joanne nosuchunsky. and he makes cardboard cutouts seem animated. and his jokes are darker than my stool. yes, it is made of a nice ebony. itit is comedian sam morrell. i will always get it wrong. it bill's new thrill. hillary clinton's hub be has a big chested blonde mistress who visits often enough that they have code named her, energizer. it is not really original. but according to excerpts of the new book reported by the post, new york that senergizer arrives at the home and sometimes just minutes after hillary has left. how do you pronounce it? chapakwa? how am i supposed to know this? i am from the west coast and we have normal names of things. >> like sam mateo. >> like sam mateo. >> anyway this lady, she is described as charming and friendly and sometimes brought cookies to the agents. one agent told kessler, the author, it was a warm day and she was wearing a low cut tank top and as she leaned over her breasts were exposed. they appeared perky and new and full. what is this? there was no doubt in my mind that they were enhanced. and hillary

i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. oh i thought that was something new. paint often says that's as interesting as watching tv's andy levy dry. it is tv's andy levy. he is a big fan of bush, the president that is. rick granell, spokesman to four u.s. ambassadors. he is a magician. it is penn gillette. pen and teller is on wednesday on on the cw. you can see the duo on wizard wars on august 16th on sci-fi and then penn hosts "camp stu" on thursday on the sportsman channel. that's excit. >> i am an outdoor guy. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> do they bring. >> or just annoy? cops are cracking down on costumes characters in new york time square after spider-man punched a new york police department police officer. spidey turned fighty when the cop confronted him of ripping off other tourists. four others were arrested including jesse from "toy story" and another spider-man and lou daabs. law enforcement says they are like little terrorists preying on the tourists. time square that has always been a family friendly destination is becoming seedy

it is the highly toxic joanne nosuchunsky. smile through the pain. if i make another joke about cats do you promise to duct tape me to the bed and watch me bleed out from paper cuts? so expect a lot more cat jokes. it is tv's andy levy. and he is a native new yorker which is a nice way of saying he will stab you in the eye for a pop tart. it looks like the tiki bar let you off early. it is a joke about your shirt. andrew schulz, he is a comedian. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg, as an outsider, what do you think of the human race? >> why? the red head is dead. back in april x archie comics announced plans to kill off the freckled-faced freak which features grown up versions of the characters. and now we know how. in the issue out this wednesday archie dies taking a bullet meant for his gay friend, kevin. a senator who wants stronger gun control laws in riverdale and the publisher says we hope by showing something so violent can happen to archie we can learn from him. the one comic industry writer worries, the anti-gun message

the heart less andç always broke joanne nosuchunsky.what do you get when you cross a wax museum exhibit and a robot? oh look, andy levy. his mustache took out a gang of crypts when he was back at his duplex all glass condo hot tubing with the olson twins. next to me, john bolton, doppler u.s. ambassador to the u.n and fox news contributor. by the way, he is still the president of "red eye." hard to believe. all right, did a fake sport come up short? relations between the u.s. and russia continue to deteriorate according to the wwe where i get all of my news. on sunday night the manager of wrestler praised putin and attacked america. >> you blame russia are to the recent current events when in fact you americans should be scolded for your war mongling in afghanistan and iraq. you americans should be insulted and afraid. >> she must have studied for years to come up with that accent. lana was building up drama for the match of jack swagger which may not be his real name. as she mentioned many are blaming russia's leader for the plane cras

i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. he is a had cold as pluto, but most closer. excellent use of the chin thing. don't let his last name fool you. his ego is massive. he is my lover. sherrod small. >> ♪ these girls ain't loyal >> and he is so bright the rest of the world must wear shades. first time guest jason riley. he has a new book that came outlast month called "please stop helping us, how liberals make it harder for blacks to succeed." that's him on the cover. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> greg, i'm in your apartment right now. i prepped the kill room for your arrival. bring the sacrifice. i will be waiting. >> excellent. a bunch of wean weenies got rid of the bikinis. the edition was pulled after they got 11,000 signatures. all losers. here is the video. >> that was the wrong tape. i thought i lost that. >> that was the right tape. >> can we see the actual tape? >> this is jess, hannah. >> ariel jie. we are taking you through safety in paradise. >> relax. >> are you on island time now. >> play close attention and obey crew member instruc

i am here with joanne nosuchunsky.

it is joanne nosuchunsky. and a man who needs no introduction. think that's code for he didn't feel like writing one. it is tv's andy levy. and he is stunning like a taser set to 11. it is the spokesman to four u.s. ambassadors to the u.n. the world reacted hard to the downing of the malaysian airlines plane. the guy from "american pie" reacted with a joke. jason biggs tweeted, anyone want to

i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. you either love him or hate him. you just hate him. he is the deplorable's andy levy. he is the cuteness of teddy ruxpin with half of the animation. it is joe devito. and his beard traveled from 1904 to be with us today. sitting next to me, gavin mcginnis. jeez louis. >> i am excited to be here. >> sure you are. you can take him off the camera now, you morons. he is the star of "how to be a man" and available on-line and on demand everywhere. that's not manly. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg, i stole your convertible, but then again you stole my heart so i guess we're even. >> all right. i was going to wish you a happy belated canada day, but you lost that. >> i lost the entire country because of some driewl. drool. >> this is not a place for driewlg. drooling. >> just try that. just start the question. >> i was going immediately to the question. i said joe this is a serious topic. and then i realized i hadn't read the topic yet. everybody pretend like nothing happened. >> nothing did happen. >> the weather is c

i am here with the highly hazardous joanne know saw -- dash know nosuchunsky. next to me, mike baker, former cia operative and maker of diligence, dikies and pastas. think diligence, diligence, when killing your family comes with a money back guarantee. and it is tv's andy levy, president, ceo, coo and cfo of sentinal. sentinal when those wooses screw the pooch. cleaning up diligence's messes since 2009. >> that's true. >> look at him. he dressed up in drag and black face and punched anthony in the face so he can get his job. it is jim norton. his latest special, "american do general rete" is available at jim norton.com. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. people say you are the perfect idiot, greg. i sigh you are not perfect, but you are doing all right. >> thank you. he is on a vein campaign. brad jenkins, seen here, an associate director in the white house public engagement, whatever that means, usually spends his team getting -- his time getting hollywood celebrities to push obama's agenda. and now he wants their vote. on on monday he had his inte