i am here with joanne know nosuchunsky. and he refuses to accept the ice bucket challenge, because nothing can be colder than his heart. it is tv's andy levy. and his name is an annogram for jaime is slow, gait me lit -- jaime lithgow. ♪ here's a story ♪ of a lovely lady >> and she is one of the few good memories of my childhood. it is a very brady episode and known for playing cindy brady on "the brady bunch" the great susan olson who looks great, by the way. yummy. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> why did she delete his happy feet? a photo of president obama dancing at a martha vin yert resort club has been -- vineyard resort club has been removed. elizabeth cecil posted this shot of the president on instagram partying at a time when police and protestors were facing off in ferguson. after the picture appeared on the news and on-line she erased it. she won't comment and the white house won't say if they pressured her to scrub it. roll the graphic. once again we are joined by our live studio audience panel.

here with joanne nosuchunsky. his voice is deeper than the wells he pushes the kids into. it is sam morrell. and he has more brains than a a delicious shake made from mensa members. anthony fisher. anyway. his initials #r* mnm and you can bet his butt he will melt in your mouth. nice hair. >> robin williams, we just found out passed away and was 63 years old. the cause is yet to be determined. we won't conjecture upon that. we will go to you, first, sam. did robin williams have been course. i met him once at the comedy cellar and every comic who met him has a great story. talked to him for 30 minutes and he was very warm. it is not what you see in the movies where he sov the wall. he was down to earth and chill. >> neil hamburger who is a frequent guest on "red eye" said he has -- he must have like 20 minutes of robin williams jokes where he eviscerates robin williams over everything in robin williams' life. after on a show robin williams came up to him and said he was a huge fan. hamburger felt like a complete a-hole. but it is a great story. i don't have any good stories

it is joanne nosuchunsky. that's a terrible waive. and he is a wooden boy hoping to be brought to life so he can finally have emotions. it is tv's andy levy. and he was not born. he was chiseled out of italian marble. actor dean cain, a man more striking than earl an thony into. he hosts "masters of illusions" in the vh1 series. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> for their latex we must pay text. the group that hosts the rubber fetish contest gets millions in taxpayer money. that's the subject of tonight's -- >> every year center on halsted hosts the mr. international rubber competition. it is the men's rubber fetish event. past winners is fox's own l ow ow -- lou daabs. here is tape of lou. >> you can't get them to bed after that. other events include an interactive pleasure workshop. should we finance their fetish? the illinois state minority named tim bivens told "the blaze" that lawmakers are aware of the funding because they are afraid of being labeled. to discuss this once again we brought in a studio audience. tha

it is joanne nosuchunsky. and if you have kids they will be raised by foster parents. co-host of the independents, week nights at 9:00 p.m. on fox business network. and she chases more ambulances than an irish setter on meth. criminal defense attorney remi spencer. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> it helps you stare clear of areas to fear. the stephyness of certain neighborhoods and you can skip unsafe situations. it is subject of tonight's -- >> is this racist? >> developed by two 20 something new yorkers, they have impressions of city neighborhoods with users rating areas on a sketchiness scale of 1 to 5. the app explains you can report weird situations such as a bizarre discovery or encounter or harmful situations to the app. you can share tips about what routes you take and why. critics say it will serve only to help white people avoid black neighborhoods and the co-founders admit they are racist. explaining on their blog who we are or who we are not, racists. discriminatory posts will be deleted. that was my mistake. this is the only mugging they w

i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. we call her emac because she is like an apple computer that loves ecstasy. liz mcdonald. she is also the author of "skirting hair raw see." it is a best seller. his eyes are as blue as his soul is black. it is tv's andy levy. and he is richer than a chocolate moose sorbet and mouth watering delicious. lou daabs host of "lou daabs" on the fox business network and co author of the tremendous book" border war." >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> they found him rude by going nude. a new book claims to have the skinny on vice president joe biden skinny dipping. in the first family detail author ronald kessler says, quote, secret service agents say whether at the vice president's residence or at his home in delaware biden has a habit of swimming in his pool nude, yes nude i say. female secret service agents find it offensive, but they would those disgusting prudes. guarding biden's crown jewels is not the worst job these people have. that title belongs to the hillary clinton d

she is cheesy and unhealthy and full of fillers, joanne know nosuchunsky. he is not running for president of "red eye" but he is trying to solicit voters. it is andy levy and his mustache beat the crap out of stosell for calling him a poser. he is also the president of "red eye." >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> is he right about a war on white? on laura ingram's radio show alabama congressman mo brooks was played a sound byte from national journal commenting on fox news sunday. this is a long sentence. saying the fastest growing voting block in this country thinks the republican party hates them. brooks responded with his own theory about why the gop can't woo minorities. lend me your ears, ear lenders. >> this is a part of the war on whites that is being launched by the democratic party. and the way in which they are waging this war is that claiming white hate everybody else. it is a part of the strategy that barack obama implemented in 2008 and divided us all on race and sex that's not true. >> you heard it first. there is now a -- i have

i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. and he is half man, and that's it. he is just half a man. tv's andy looy vee. and he is an actor, comedian and a film maker and that makes him a triple threat. his new film is out on itunes and am amazon. he puts the john in johnny come plately. jim norton, host of the great jim norton show on vice tv. yay! >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> a new teleprompter, operator, doing okay so far. jihadys love "jumanji." robin williams had fans across the world including islamic terrorists. they put holly war on -- holy war on pause to discuss "jumanji." he wrote, good movie. loved it as a kid. when other twitter users expressed surprise at islamic extremists love of williams' work he responded quote, we are humans like you. the leader of isis released a video statement calling for direct confrontation with the u.s. >> there are things that can be done with that goat. i want to say we wrote a imr piece in "time" magazine -- a great piece in "time" magazine. he used to come to the comedy celler. what were your impressions of him? >> he

it is joanne, i am very lonely, nosuchunsky. and he can't wait until he gets home to begin his 48 hours straight sitting on the couch challenge. he challenges no one. it is tv's andy levy. and he flings words like pinchens fling turds. his latest book is the "new york times" best seller which i happen to have read on a plane, thank you very much. you should too. the true story of a murder, a mystery and a masquerade. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> things got heated over whether he was greeted. it is time for a new segment. >> great moments in media. >> truly this is one of them on thursday. cnn's done lemon, my -- don lemon, reporting live from ferguson, missouri interviewed rapper kwali. things got weird after kwali took a shot at the media. >> the police chased down men. >> i was there with the article, the situation, i was right there. >> that's not what happened where we were. >> know exactly what happened. >> are you going to let you finish -- >> no. let me finish my point before you talk. >> i want to add

so joanne nosuchunsky has suggested that president obama had the photographer murdered. this is breaking news. after obama smashed the camera and had the photographer murdered according tone nosuchunsky, -- >> now you get my name right? >> when it counts. >> there is a reasonable explanation why this picture is gone. i talked to my sources in the obama administration and they said what happened was most people didn't notice this, but the entire internet crashed for a microsecond. when it came back everything was the same, but the picture was gone. it was a total accident. the administration is upset it happened, almost as upset as they were about the irs hard drives and nobody is angrier than pop. >> he will get -- than president obama. >> he will get to the bottom of it. >> i remember putting all of my clothes back on and check the breaker. expwhrie you -- >> you had to go back to using your imagination. >> what has happened? your brain goes flabby. you can't fantasize anymore. >> it is technology. >> i don't use my brain anymore. i let siri do it. >> when i am talking

i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. i like that introduction. you can't tell, but he is excited to be here. it is tv's andy levy. he looks like a boy scout that grew up too quickly. it is will ron. and he plays base and that means this is the only time in his life he gets an audience to focus on him. basis for the legendary vandals and the nonpornographic show called the barely legal radio in los angeles. sorry about that. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> is it hard to vex the fairer sex? that's the opinion of the wife of our alleged president, barak hussein obama, if that's his real name, joe. during a convo with first lady laura bush an angel at something called the u.s. africa leader summit, the florist was talking about being a role model for young women when she said this. >> we can't waste the spotlight. it is temporary and life is short. change is needed. and women are smarter than men. >> i can't emphasize how much how important it is that even though she laughed after she said it she was being completely serious. obvious

i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. and he is brighter than a

i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. and he is brighter

i am here with closet alcoholic joanne nosuchunsky. and he is dryer than the gobi desert. the always bland, tv's andy levy. his comedy is darker than david hassle sov's liver. it is comedian sam morrell. and his mustache once swam in the english channel. it was full of orphans. next to me, john john bolton. he is also continuing on as the president of "red eye" for the time being. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> he is homeless, but not homely. sunday night's mtv video music awards miley cyrus sent a 22-year-old drifter to the stage after she won video of the year. i love the word drifter. the young man happened to be what scientists called super gorgeous. >> my name is jesse. i am accepting this award on baf of the 1.6 run aways and homeless youth in the united states. we are starving lost and scared for our lives. i know this because i am one of these people. >> the music industry will make over $7 billion this year and outside of these doors are 54,000 human beings who have no place to call home. >> she look eld so thoughtful there. >> the vma's were not

i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. and he is brighter than a light bulb, but not nearly as hot, tv's andy levy. and he is about as threatening as a bunny rabbit with a nerf gun, tom shillue. and he is no longer in congress, so his approval ratings have jumped 70 points. sitting next to me, a man with three sets of double letters in his name. former congressman thadius mccoder. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> he is making an end run to save us from the sun. according to the "new york times," an actual paper, the obama administration will sign an uh card -- an accord without the approval of congress. perhaps there is a better solution. it is time for our segment you are actually trying to make that out, tom. what is that spell? the times reports that negotiate negotiate -- negotiators are working on an agreement including the u.s. to cut carbon emissions. even though our pesky constitution requires senate approval for such treaties. they will try to get around the object stable with a politically binding

it is joanne nosuchunsky and she writes the intros where she claims she is a drunk. it is not me. and he makes walt disney's body seem alive. it is tv's andy levy. and he is louder than elton john's linen close set. closet. the comedian -- what is it? sherrod small. >> guess who is bag. # red eye. >> are teens too ardent about being retardant? and what may be the dumbest trend since the last dumb trend young idiots are intentionally lighting themselves on fire and posting the videos on-line. dubbed the fire challenge is usually comes from pouring a small amount of liquid like alcohol or perfume on to the skin and then lighting it. naturally this leads to horrific results as seen here. >> light him. give him the light. >> what's up? >> water, get out of the water. burn hollywood burn e. >> stop it sherrod. that is one of the videos floating on-line. people are performing the stunt with very jug -- varying degrees. when asked what he thought would happen he replied, i don't know. i wasn't really thinking. it is like the time i tried to make a bowl of cereal in the bathroom. those we

i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. and tv's andy levy. and he has more grit than paula deen's breakfast plate. it is u.s. army's special forces and like an under cooked steak he has a rare piece of meat. sitting next to me, the co anchor of america's newsroom, weekday atz 9:00 a.m. eastern. >> we are not going to do the other thing? should keeping the peace mean they are armed to the teeth? police in ferguson, missouri are defending their use of teargas and rubber bullets on large crowds of protesters angry over the shooting death of an unarmed teenager. the police chief said they were going to deploy military-style equipment if demonstrators are behaving violently. a regular "red eye" performer said they are ridiculously mill tar rised suburban police dressed like characters as star ship troopers. and as if on cue, rand paul says they resemble more than traditional police action and he calls for the rising militarization of law enforcement. you live in militarized zones. have the police responded heavy handedly and should they have milit

i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. and two times zero is zero. it is andy and he is the bin laden of borders, the anti-christ to acorn. she is the legendary activist james o'keefe. and just leak a potato he is twice baked. actor and comedian sherrod small. he now hosts "race wars" we will talk about it with his comedian friends. >> # red eye, baby. i'm bag. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> for all of our chatter, it doesn't matter. americans have almost no impact on our company's public policies. they are shaped by wealthy individuals and business groups. researchers looked at policy issues and found the government almost always favors the preferences of corporate elites. they are describing our impact as, quote, nonsignificant and near zero. clearly this something that could happen -- -- >> as always we have brought in a lively studio audience to help us tonight. thank you for joining us this evening. by a show of hands how many would prefer i host the show shirtless and covered in oil? it took some time for them to think about i

joanne nosuchunsky. and next to me is writer and comedian bonnie mcfarland. and today's hash tag one lucky guy, tv's andy levy. >> unlucky guy. >> were they after pay back or a pay day? the militant group isis said they killed american journalist james foley in retaliation for airstrikes. before executing him they demanded a multimillion-dollar ransom which the u.s. refused to pay. on thursday, a state department spokesperson explained the decision using an alternate abbreviation for the group. >> we do not make concessions to terrorists. one of the main ways it has been funded throughout the conflict was from ransom payments that others have paid. we believe it is in the millions of dollars. we believe paying ransoms and making concessions would put americans at greater risk for being in harm's way. the ransoms would also fund and finance the groups we are trying to degrade their capability. >> james foley was not the only american being held. isis threatens to kill three others if their demands are not met. the u.s. revealed that special operations forces t

i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. that's why you have to write your own. and he is blander than a mayo sandwich on white bread. it is tv's andy levy. and if he was wearing boots he would be shaking in them. it is "red eye" correspondent, joe mackey. hi, joe. >> and he is more charming than a soccer mom's bracelet. sitting next to me, spokesman to four, not three, not two, not one, four u.s. ambassadors to the u.n. that's like a team. a block. the lead. that's the first story. >> a united airlines flight from newark to denver was diverted after two passengers got into a fight over a gadget that prevents seats from reclining. that's the subject of tonight's tonight's -- the trouble started when the mandy employed a device device -- the man deployed a device. it was to prevent the woman in front of him from reclining. the f.a.a. doesn't prohibit the use of the defender. but unfortunately most airlines don't allow it. a flight attendant asked the guy to remove it he refused. the woman who wanted to recline threw a cup of acid on him. i'm sorry, water. soon aft

and she is as hot as a cup of joe and twice as bitter, joanne know nosuchunsky. and he is wearing black to match his soul, andy levy. and he is so hot you can roast marshmellows on his face. tucker carlson chief of the daily caller. look at him, look at him. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. the president is vague while they are talking plague. a laptop contained a 19-page document detailing how to make a bubonic plate bomb. it is the subject of tonight's -- >> that actually won an emmy. beat out that "downton abbey" crap. i love their center fold, the isis document claims that, quote, the advantage of biological weapons is they do not cost a lot of money. while the human casualties can be huge, the uk, short for the united kingdom, tucker, is not taking isis lightly in response to the group's gains in iraq britain has raised its terror threat level to severe. here is some fella. >> let's be clear about the source of the threat we face. the terrorist threat was not created by the iraq war 10 years ago. it existed even before the horrific attacks on 9/

it is joanne know saw nosuchunsky. he is more wooden that howdy doody and sitting next to me the very hairy comedian joe devito. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> like it or the no, it is the rise of the bot. we tackled that in our latest edition of -- >> a little anxious, aren't you? the founder of tesla motors is warning people about what i have been saying for years. that the rise in ai could make people die. over the weekend he tweeted that cree aight artificial intelligence could be, quote, potentially more dangerous than nukes and recommended a book by a guy who says he can't assume that ai will share human values or even care about human life at all. as one ai expert says, the ai does not love you nor does it hate you, but you are made of adams that it can use for -- atoms that you can use for something else. i have been saying this. a healing robot equiped with ai is being used in a japanese nursing home to help patients with dementia. this is how it starts. they can remember up to a hundred peop