special thanks to joanne nosuchunsky.s andy levy, liz mcdonald and governor larry johnson from the governor of new mexico to the president of high. >> see that is america. that's america. give me some lozenges. out of t. >>> hello, everyone, i'm kit's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." >> the cgc says that a nurse contracted the eebola virus. >> the cdc says it's discretionary funding has been cut by $585 million since 200. .

great job, andy levy and joanne nosuchunsky. will see you next time. >>> the o'reilly factor is onment tonight. >> a second healthcare worker at texas presbyterian hospital has preliminarily tested positive for ebola. >> more bad news on ebola. this time an infected american flew on a u.s. jet liner after she columbus blue jacketed the disease. we'll continue our reporting on this awful situation. >> if we isolate these countries. what's not going to happen is disease staying there. it's going to spread more all over africa and we will be at higher risk. >> once again the head of the cdc makes no sense at all in imposing a travel ban from west africa. we have a follow-up tonight. also ahead, glenn beck, dennis miller and our true

you can't spell johnny's funky anus with joanne nosuchunsky. it is joanne nosuchunsky. and he has a hot date this weekend. i am kidding, of course. it is andy loo levey. it is more like a hot plate rather than a hot date. and she is hot and funny like the time i left daabs stranded in the desert. sitting next to me, writer and comedian, bonnie mcfarland. just be yourself. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> was the ad kind of sad? a new ad from the college republican national committee has been criticized for speaking down to women. it is the subject of tonight's -- >> is this sexist? >> i had to add the question mark there. says it was off three months ago and it came back. not enough light over there. maybe i will put it over there or maybe over here. >> oh boy. >> you need to pull it back. >> the ad, part of a million dollar campaign to support republican candidates. it is a parody of a tlc reality show. i believe it is "american chopper." take a looky. >> budget is a big deal for me now that i graduated from college. >> the rick scott is perfect. >> ric

our own joanne nosuchunsky caught up with murray and talked to him about it. >> i have no problem ifwant to re-do a sequel regardless of who they cast. as long as they can fit the bill and do the role correctly, i feel this all female cast idea is being shoehorned into the franchise. >> oh wow, shoehorned. >> joanne, you were at comic-con and you will see more next week. was mr. a palpable air of excitement about the reboot? >> people were divided. as you can see there was one buster of ghosts there. his friends with not on board unfortunately. i think female ghost busters makes perfect sense. women are sneaky and conniving and great at cleaning up messes. i think this would be a great business. >> their equipment did look not unlike a vacuum. i can't believe i just said that. and you said this is the worst idea ever. >> we have gone through this and through this. >> i kind of like this idea. it is going to sell a lot of tickets. that's a dream cast minus adam levine. >> bite major tongue. >> i think scarlet johansson too. they will be in sexy and probably lycra uni tareds. it could

i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. and she wrote a book about how to find a perfect man. i believe it is called where is gutfeld? her latest is called "finding mr. righteous" and he is as cold as dry ace and as foggy. now that's how you wave. he is more patriotic than a bald eying gel making love to a piece of apple pie. comedian and psycho path tom shillue. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> he has beep stricken by the fate of chicken. an oakland-california-based activist charged in and turned a conversation. >> excuse me. i have a little girl. she was abused her entire life. she was terrified. she has a very determined look in her eyes wherever she goes. she was hurt and abused her entire life because of this establishment and because of establishments like it. she was locked away and hidden. i went in there with other humans and i took her out of there. if i hadn't she wouldn't be with me right now. she would be gone. just like all of her sisters. right now their eggs and their milk and their bodies are on plates inside this restaurant and that is so unfa

i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. that's weird. some like breakfast. some like dinner. my favorite meal is a camille. camille foster, co-host of the independents week nights on the fox business network. if you don't have it, you don't have it. he is a bit of a hothead which goes great with his hot legs, abs and chest. am i right, ladies? mike baker, former cia operator and maker of diligence soft soap and deter -- detergent and soft soap. when you think somebody is under your bed, they are. and you will be dead soon. and andy levy, sentinal, when you want to know what diligence did with your money, think sentinal. we have hacked into diligence's system and and know where their funds are. we will get uh full refund. sentinal. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. it keeps getting better. >> how are the numbers looking for sentinal? >> they are up. >> up is good. >> aye -- isis and ebola are taking a tolla. there is shrinking support for president obama's policies. according to a fox news poll, my favorite kind, 58% of voters think things have gone sideways includ

it is joanne joanne nosuchunsky. he is whip smart and like a whip his whip smarts. it is tv andy levy. and he was just on "the good wife" i know because i just watched" the good wife" it is a fantastic show. >> a block. the lede. that's the stories story. dash -- that's the first story. >> they are picketing the ticketing. robin hooders are walking off the streets of new hampshire filling expired parking meters and bugging parking attendants because they don't like paying particular cessments they claim they steal from citizens to generate revenue. here is one guy explaining how he got involved. >> i racked up a bunch of parking pickets the only way to get my car back is to pay the $185 they say i owe. my own way of getting this back is where you go around and save other people from getting parking tickets. >> i already explained what robin hooding is. thanks. but is there -- is their f-u to the city legal? they are looking at whether they are in their first amendment rights. and the parking attendants claim their behavior is harassment and it keeps them from doing

it is joanne nosuchunsky. hey, something new there. like a fine milk he gets more sour as he ages. it is tv's andy levey. the most emotion i have ever seen. and his face is more animated than the cartoon network. next to me, look at that,. nice shirt. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. is the president's hair showing somewhere? it is a question that could be asked -- a new totally scientific study says president obama's grair is 130% grayer than it was when he took office. they looked at pictures from every month of his presidency and analyzing them with photoshop to find the median gray value. it was published by the precedings of the national institute of science. they note that, quote, -- that's how it is pronounced, p-e-n-i-s. look it up. in january of 2009 we estimate obama's hair was similar in color to morgan free man and in august 2014 it was 52% similar to morgan freeman. i think i did this study five years ago. and they predict by may of 2016 it will be 62% similar to freeman's. we brought in a studio panel of normal folks to help us discuss this quick question

i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. she can barely sit up. he know when's to hold them and knows when to fold them. i am talking about cats. it is tv andy levy. he follows his cats. and we find out the question in everyone's mind. it is daily beast senior editor will the do ron ron. and he is a country legend like johnny cash and big foot. sitting right next to me, country music singer and song writer, the great and not late larry gallen. he is still alive. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> did we activate the califate? rosy blames the rise of isis on us us. on tuesday "the view" co-host and my squash partner got into it with waller. watch. >> don't you think the reason isis was created because when saudi hijackers attacked us, we invaded a different country that had nothing to do with it that would incite people to radicalize? >> what they hate about us is our values, our way of life. they hate our freedom. >> i have heard that on fox news a lot, but i don't believe that. i think that the reason -- >> you think we do things to

it is joanne nosuchunsky. her book -- no she doesn't have a book. and he is dressed for something, but it is not success. it is tv's andy levy. and she will make you laugh until you cry or just cry. she only cares about making you cry. isn't that nice? sitting next to me, writer and comedian bonnie mcfarland. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> can a few f-bombs right society's wrongs? it is a good question. a new ad for feminism and t-shirts features little girls in princess dresses cursing a lot. it puts the edgy in edgy-cating male chauvinists. >> what the [bleep]. i am not [bleep] in this dress. i am pretty [bleen] powerful and ready for success. what is more offensive? a girl saying "[bleep] or the sexist way society treats girls and women. >> that was edgy. i need more. >> this is more [bleep] up than the world [bleep]. >> women are paid 23% less than men for the same [bleep] work. >> and women who graduate with straight a's get paid worse than men who got c's? >> just because you are a boy? >> hello and hell no. >> hey [bleep]. i

it is joanne nosuchunsky. and he is back from the dead, otherwise known as los angeles. remember him? and he is happier than a clam. i will open him with a knife and hope there is a pearl inside. sitting next to me is a true lady killer. seriously. he just hasn't been convicted yet. tk tom shillue. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> do they have the curse after sitting near a nurse? two schools in ohio and three in texas are closed for disinfecting because students and teachers made contact with the nurse the day after showing the ebola symptoms. it is day 87 of -- i am especially proud of that. i made that myself. two students from central texas were on the same flight as the nurse, amber vinson. and a district employee from the cleveland area returned to ohio on a different flight, but perhaps the same flight. schools were shutdown despite the cbc -- cdc saying there was a low chance of anyone on the flight getting infected. meanwhile, the lives of two beef cakes could be at stake. axel on the left and taylor cole. they are both erotic novel models and ar

it is chris steen gnaw -- christina corbin and joanne nosuchunsky. and he is as deep as the ocean and twice as full of fish poop. it is tv's andy levey. and i forgot to do my laundry today so i guess i have to do it on his washboard be as. washboard abs. it is terry safford. he is so buff you ought to see him in it. >> a block. the lede, that's the first story. >> is chris christie in trouble for putting her in a bubble? new jersey officials, they have them there, have released the nurse they quarantined in a tent and she is not happy about the experience. she was the first person to face mandatory quarantine since the policy was announced this friday. governor christie admits that he reversed his decision. >> i didn't reverse them. why are you saying i reversed them? >> my mistake. >> he continued -- >> if she was continuing to be built. she tested negative for ebola. if he was running a high fever and was symptomatic. >> there you go. on sunday the nurse who was threatening a federal lawsuit spoke to cnn. >> we don't need politicians to make these

i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. and taking the day off to celebrate national cat day. it is tv's andy levy. and he is the fisher that sucks at chess. reason tv and reason.com writer anthony fisher in for a tough night. and judging by the fake beard and glasses sitting next to me is the grizzly rickles of comedy, joe devito. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> hey, wow. that world series, guys, quite a game. i would like to congratulate the giants on winning the series. amazing. >> wow. the world series. amazing. that was an amazing game. congratulations to the kansas city royals for winning. it has been a longtime coming. almost 25 years. good job, you guys. excellent. and then edit out the one that was wrong, okay? she bristles at their whistles. she walked around new york city recording the cat calls she heard. there were a lot. 108 in 10 hours. that's like 75 per hour, joe. her experience was made into, what else, a psa for the anti-street harassment group, holla back. >> are you so beautiful. have a good day. >> what's up, girl? how you doing? >> have

it is joanne nosuchunsky. and his doctor says he probably doesn't have ebola. it is tv's andy levy. and next to me, radio talk show host and columnist and author, dennis prager. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> as we sit in snark is the world going dark? at a website called the conversation a professor wonders if we are on the brink of a new dark age. joseph camelerri points out that russia's actions are creating a new cold war. but then he talks about the problem of cross border flows or really troubling stuff. this includes 43 million displaced persons and 10 billion dollars worth of arms fueling wars and killing pathogenic flows, things like ebola and other diseases. and countries and corporations to surveil citizens. it lacks the legitimacy to deal with this. what does the professor miss? we here at "red eye" put together what we think is evidence we are headed for a new dark age. jay well that was weird. are we headed for a new dark age or slightly pale? >> dark ages are the norm. americans are spoiled because we have had it so good that they don't understand th

it is joanne nosuchunsky. and the people in his apartment call him handy andy, but they say it ironically. it is andy levy. and he broke the record for the most hate mail at the "new york times," but around here it gets ahmed dahl and a parade. it is first time guest, new york time column nie john tierney. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> like most pumpkin festivals it ended with overturned cars, teargas and arrests. it was mayhem in new hampshire after a drunken crowd of college students started throwing things, ripping out street signs and lighting fires in the streets. the out of their gourd students were coming from parties celebrating the annual pumpkin festival where the town tries to set a world record for the largest number of carved jack-o'-lanterns. police in riot gear responded with teargas and aired dozens -- and arrested dozens. here is video of the chaos. that wasn't it. i wonder, everywhere you look was there drunk people doing dumb stuff? >> everywhere you looked there was drunk

i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. wonderful improve there. and judging from his sweater he is mesh grandfather. -- america's grandfather. so true. is it andy levy. he doesn't even try anymore. they made more in congress than in the 21st century. is a a guitarist he melted more faces than the arc of the covenant. the man with the dubious past. do you get it? doobie brothers? producer and national security consultant, that's true. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> get some housekeeping out of the way. i always like when people do that, housekeeping. you have been named "red eye" secretary of defense. >> it is an honor. >> meet me at my place and wear something tight. they came in bunches and now the director of the secret service has resigned and this could happen. wednesday morning the white house was saying president obama still had full confidence in julia pierson. a few hours later she stepped down. the previous day she neglected to say that three days before the white house fence jumper incident a private security contractor

i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. blah, blah, blah cats, blah, blah, blah, never leaves his apartment, blah, blah, blah, will die alone, blah, blah, blah, cats will eat his corpse. it is tv's andy levy. he read "50 shades of grey" and it went to his beard. joe devito. and he is hard as nails. the real nails, not the lee press on ones. u.s. army special forces terry sappar. you can see him in "dude you're screwed" on discovery channel and then afterwards you will drink a mug of broken glass. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> he is a fink who does president drink. he is a fink who doesn't drink. the traiterous scum doesn't loathe him. he he is at the end of a long interview conducted as part of a festival. >> on an optimistic note we will bring this to a close and you can enjoy a v on did c a. a. >> i don't know what is worse, her giggling over him, 9 spy or the fact that he has never gotten drunk. meanwhile, a new documentary on snowden reveals the firsty mails he sent to a gurn lis uh -- journalist. her

i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. wonderful improve there.his sweater he is mesh grandfather. -- america's grandfather.