i'm joanne nosuchunsky. >> you need danger like this. physically ill. >> clearly this is a mistake. 50-year-old joanne. >> is that a thing? no. no. all day no. >> it is a definitive no. >> the worst salesman. >> that one can even fly. >> get me back on dry land. >> and now the thrilling conclusion. >> welcome to "red eye." hello, everyone. i'm bonnie mcfarland. let's welcome our guest. she is a woman of many talents and many shoes. i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. he is a man of few shoes and fewer talents,

i'm joanne nosuchunsky. excuse me. welcome to "red eye." i'm joanne nosuchunsky. let's welcome our guests. she is more humorous than an upper arm bone. i am here with writer comedian and role model bonnie mcfarland. and he is left handed which is just gross. it is tv's andy levey. he is the host with the most. is he a guest that can jest? i like to welcome actor, writer and comedian and first time guest, kasey jones. i would say something sarcastic about him, but he can definitely kill me. next to me is another first time guest. it is jonathon gillium. former navy seal and fbi agent. >> a block cht the lede. that's the first story. >> they're off to spring break in hell. three british girls suspected of traveling to syria to join isis left behind a list of stuff to buy before their big trip. it included things like make up bras underwear, boots and an epilator for the goats i assume. they say the jihadys have a tiningy winky. they enjoy shows like ""game of thrones" and" teletubbies." they have the interest in arab or muslim culture, but quote they speak our langu

a special thanks to joanne nosuchunsky and charles cook. that does it for me. s andy levey and i will see you next time, tomorrow. someone else is hosting. joanne is hosting tomorrow. that's a nice treat. >>> breaking tonight hillary clinton speaks and the fact checkers respond. but what does it mean for her political future? good evening, and welcome to "the kelly file," everyone, i'm megyn kelly. "the new york times" broke news on how hillary clinton used a private e-mail account, and only a private e-mail account, to conduct all of her business at secretary of state. for seven days we have heard tough questions whether she violated state department rules broke federal law, exposed american secrets or was intentionally trying to hide things from the public. today she faced the media for the first time, in a tightly controlled event at the united nations, at which the press was considerably limited. 11 reporters were called

i'm joanne nosuchunsky. let's welcome our guests. i am told obama is leading a war on her last name. i am here with the street.com finance contributor lauren lyons cole. he was excited about friday's eclipse because it turned the sun the color of his heart. and will ron so far away. it is will ron. he is now the daily beast washington bureau chief awesome. and he is more shocking than a taser. sitting next to me is gavin mcginnis, writer for talking mag.com and street carnage.com. you got it. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> is saturday night too far right? one "snl" cast member wishes the show would get back to the progressive roots. sands says will farrell's portrayal of george w. bush as a beer drinking bro may have helped him win the election in 2000. and the show seems to be more concerned with being cool than being anti-establishment. and then there was this exchange about a recent portrayal of hillary clinton. >> kate mckin none did a hillary clinton in the last episode that was pretty savage. they usually don'

i'm joanne nosuchunsky. excuse me. welcome to "red eye." i'm joanne nosuchunsky.uests. she is more humorous than an upper arm bone. i am here with writer comedian and role model bonnie mcfarland. and he is left handed which is just gross. it is tv's andy levey. he is the host with the most. is he a guest that can jest? i like to welcome actor, writer and comedian and first time guest, kasey jones. i would say something sarcastic about him, but he can definitely kill me. next to me is another

he is the trunk of my car. >> i am joanne nosuchunsky. >> they can all remember my first name.was unfair. andy -- why am i yelling? what am i doing? how much time do i have? can i do this? andy will say a few words to close out tonight's show. what a transition. >> nine years ago i got an e-mail from greg gutfeld. we were writing together on blogs. he was living in london so we never met. i got an e-mail telling me he was flying 20 new york to meet with exec from fox news to start a late night news comedy show and if anything comes out of the meetings i should join him. what was started in the meetings became "red eye" and true to his word greg took me along for the ride and something i will owe him for. i have had the privilege working with greg. a man short in stature is also not very tall. i learned that unicorns are miraculous creatures to be lovedded unconditionally. i learned with all of the free tickets having a flight attendant roommate named scott is not worth the drama. you have seen the highlights and low lights from the eight years, but we thought tonight should end

it is joanne nosuchunsky. also kurt metzger. he also hosts the pod cast with sherrod small. news week editor-in-chief jim impoko. and you would never know it from listening

joanne noah chin ski. i love the -- nosuchunsky. i love the waive. and she part of the red state blog which i am assuming is a fan boy page. it is ben and he has the itch if you want to scratch. publisher of the federal list and senior fellow for the heartland institute. he reminds me of a clown and specifically john wayne gasey and just like italian cruises his one-liners kill. comedian sam morrell. and next to me, the cracker with the double-barrel eating at cracker barrel whose drawl is shorter than a jenny craig marathon, larry gatlin. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> oh yeah she puts the skirt in skirting the system. it is finally going away and something nobody is saying. fox news reports the former secretary of state had multiple e-mail addresses on a private server. that information coming from a prominent source in the has beening community named lou daabs. and politico said the e-mail violated clear cut state department rules that have been in place since 10 years ago in 2005. for more let's go to the "red eye" senior politi

i'm joanne nosuchunsky. see you next time. it's mucinex fast-max night time and it's got a nasal decongestant. is that really a thing? it sounds made up. mucinex fast max night time for multi-symptom relief. breathe easy. sleep easy. let's end this. >>> breaking tonight on a busy night for "the kelly file," new reaction rolling in from across the country. after an unprecedented speech to america from israel's prime minister. tonight described as a moment for the history books. welcome to "the kelly file," everyone i'm megyn kelly. benjamin netanyahu receiving standing ovations as he urged american lawmakers to oppose a pending nuclear deal with iran. we will hear tonight from brit hume top democrats and marco rubio joins us later. >>> breaking news on hillary clinton. allegations that she may have broken the law when serving as secretary of state. but first, the

and andy as well as joanne noah chin ski will be -- and joanne nosuchunsky will be on at 4:00 pacificthe fox business network. coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye" return appearances from patti ann browne and bernard mcgirk. >> e block. last story. that's the last story. if you can't work it, mcgirk it. last topic of the night. are ghosts real? i have very compelling evidence they exist. a few days ago i posted this picture on instagram and i wrote, does this look like a ghost to you? his figure does not appear on video taken during a party at my house. look at that it shadowy creepy figure and we cannot figure it out. there were five people shooting video and it appeared on none of the videos. what say you, andy levey? when you sent this out i had last week watched "paranormal activity 3" that was the perfect ending to my horror filled weekend. i sent it to my friend rob who wrote it up at playboy.com. he said what if that was at your house? i said i would be out of there. i would not set up cameras everywhere and stick around to see what would happen. if an evil spirit wants me

and joanne nosuchunsky. of course there is only one anagram for this lady, andy levey. and next to me i and touchy man, anthony. >> it could be dirtier. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> sweaty palms and improper attire and yawning. you might be a terrorist. a tsa checklist of suspicious behavior has been leaked on-line. the checklist obtained by the intercept website is part of the tsa's program to nab potential bad guys based on signs that indicate stress or defection. trebling, excessive throat clearing, arriving late wide op and being in disguise. come on don't we all wear a mustache to the airport? the aclu sued the tsa saying the program known as "spot" leads to racial profiling. dagan, sweaty palms trebling arriving late, doesn't that describe everyone at the airport? >> it is a checklist for every bad day. it goes along with every day -- date i have been on if you throw this a long john silver and a cold sore. >> you were taken to long john silver? >> i was taken to long john silver to the guy i lost my virginity to with coupon. >> you love a thri

and she is hotter than a hot totty and twice as sweet, joanne nosuchunsky. he wrote a story about the best con man ever. it is novelist walter kern. it is available in paperback march 30th. and sitting next to me, the mac daddy from cincinnati. he was a disk jockey in high school before being replaced by music algorithm. america's newsroom co anchor 9:00 a.m. eastern on fox newschannel. >> thank you, gavin. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> the world is ending next tuesday or in a billion years. when it happens republicans more than democrats feel confident in their ability to survive. new research has finally mixed politics and the apocalypse. the survey from ugov found 43% of righties say they would survive longer than most people in their area. while only 22% of liberals feel that way. another fun fact, most americans say they will try to stick it out at home while the rest say they would evacuate and seek shelter elsewhere. during the end of time goats will go to higher ground. >> anna bell let's start with you. >> here is my big concern.

so joining me on my last show are joanne nosuchunsky tv's andy levey and we are lucky to have one of the earliest champions tucker carlson with long-time "red eye" favorite mike baker. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> should we sweat about the net? >> whoa, whoa, whoa. you are just going to go into a story like this is a normal show? what is wrong with you? we are not doing that. we get crap because we don't celebrate anything. do something special. >> let's pretend that this was impromptu. slept acting -- excellent acting andy. >> thanks, buddy. >> let's take a look back, andy. i guess you can start from the beginning. here is how the show began at 2:00 a.m. eastern in 2007. the same day i got my braces off. have a look, look havers. ♪ >> this is "red eye" a new show about politics pop culture and macramay. it is like larry king but without the dead guy. we are here with rachel barsden, bill schulz, andrew breitbart and i am rita cosby. actually i am greg gutfeld. this is our first show and we will talk about porn. >> yes, it started with porn. our story selection ha

i'm joanne nosuchunsky. let's welcome our guests.name. i am here with the street.com finance contributor lauren lyons cole.

i'm joanne nosuchunsky. let's welcome our guests. a war on her last name. i am here with the street.com finance contributor lauren lyons cole.

joanne noah chin ski. let's well -- nosuchunsky, let's welcome our guests. it is kennedy host of "kennedy" that you can see