special thanks to joanne nosuchunsky and rob long. that does it for me. i'm jedediah bila and i am off to dinner with spider-man. good night, everyone.

it is joanne nosuchunsky. and he represented michigan's district 11. the straight to dvd sequel of district 9. congressman thaddeus mccodder. his latest book is called liberty risen, the triumph of republicans. and he is funny and old-fashioned like masogany. his pod cast, is now available on itunes. you can also get it atom shillue.com. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> we start with the most controversial pizzeria on the planet. memory's pizza in indiana has closed indefinitely after it became ground zero of the culture wars. one of the owners described the response to the stance on gay marriage -- >> just intolerable. the anger and the bitterness is just -- it is -- i don't understand it. they are good people. there are just things i don't agree with. >> donations are pouring in as of friday more than $500,000 have been raised through a fund set up that is more like 850,000. the news media are covering people who value religious protections. >> jennifer williams is an associate at this flower shop. she doesn't believe refusing service

i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. fogy jew -- foxy jews alert foxy news jews. i hope she keeps fighting after the robotic uprising and she is the director of the law fare project. and his eyes are deeper than the ocean and filled with just as much saltwater. it is andy levey. and he is so in love with himself he married another comedian. sitting next to me and a little too close is comedian tom kodder. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> rand paul is running for president and he has campaign sandals to prove it. the kentucky senator declared himself a candidate and started selling merchandise at his website. for 20 bucks you can get an eye chart that says dr. rand paul for president. a reminder that he is an op that you monthly gist. and there is the spy cam blocker that is a sticker you can put on your laptop's camera. they are selling flip-flops and sandals. there is andy's favorite the don't drone me bro shirt. big spending freedom lovers can buy a copy of the cation signed by paul. rand needs to prove he can keep america safe. >> he has to prov

it is joanne nosuchunsky. and we call him tv's andy levey but really he is everyone's andy levey. it is andy levey, everyone. >> not really. >> and next to pea is -- next to me is actor and writer and you can see him on comedy central. well -- welcome. >> thank you for having me. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> they got what they deserved. a teddy bear. the university of michigan canceled the screening of "american sniper" after almost 300 people complained. instead padding ton will be shown. yes paddington the movie based on the book. students accused the school of tolerating dangerous muslim anti-propaganda by showing "american sniper" they complained middle eastern characters in the film do not let an ounce of hue machine tee and it is unsafe to middle eastern and north african students. the group that oversees the activities express deeper regret saying while our intent was to show a film the impact of the con at the present time was harmful and made students feel unsafe and unwelcome at our program. here is what students can look forward to instead of "americ

i am here with joanne noah -- joanne joanne nosuchunsky. and writer and comedian bonnie mcfar land. and tv's andy levey. and that beard is so awesome it must have been appointed by scientology. next to me, former navy seal and fbi agent jonathon gilliam. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> it's finally here. hillary clinton officially kicked off her presidential campaign on sunday with a rousing speech in front of an enthusiastic crowd. just kidding. she released a video. >> i am running for president. americans have fought their way back from tough economic times but the deck is still stacked in favor of those at the top. everyday americans want a champion and i can be that champion. you can do more than get by. you can get ahead and stay ahead because when families are strong , america is strong. so i'm hitting the road to earn your vote because it's your time, and i hope you'll join me on this journey. >> meanwhile hillary's presidential logo is drawing attention much negative. the fine folks at wikileaks accuse the clinton campaign of theft accusing the hillary camp

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i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. and she has written about all of her dates, but only some of the figs. it is author and columnist lisa depasquali. her latest book is "finding mr. righteous." the former "maxim" and stuffed for. he is now scout.com editor-in-chief. he has skeletons in the closet and in the walls and under the floor boards and in the attic. it is tom shillue. his pod cast, tom shillue's pod cast with jim gaffigan is available on itunes. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> should have taken a breath before i said the name of your pod cast. voters are ready for a female leader because they saw one on hbo. yes strong women on tv are paving the way for hillary clinton. new"new york times" columnist says female characters are in power and no one in the narrative universe or television audience thinks it is a big deal. vp's salina meyer occupies the oval office and elizabeth mccord helped prevent another cold war. thank you, ma'am. perhaps the scene from "game of thrones" sums it up best. >> one

it is joanne joanne know saw nosuchunsky. we were high school and army buddies, but after the war he was mentally obsessed and -- mentally unstable and obsessed with flight. and i taught him how to swindle people selling water filtration systems. those were the days. it is gavin mcginnis writer for street carnage.com. and check out his pod cast free speech and audio on itune and check out daily motion for the video version. god your intro is long. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> i am on television and you're in an f-ing trailer, honey. those words captured on camera were espn's britt mchenry and she became whatever the opposite of america's sweetheart is. but is there more to the story? perhaps. first let's revisit her rant at a tow truck worker. >> i'm in the news, sweetheart. i will [bleep] sue this place. i have a degree. oh like yours? yours are so stunning. i am on television and are you in a [bleep] trailer. lose some weight, baby girl. so i could be a college dropout and do the same thing? >> pretty vi

it is joanne joanne nosuchunsky. and it is tv's andy levey. and it is the dorky kid brother and comic, joe devito. there it is first date and his last. it is his comedy album. it is very good. it is available on amazon and itunes. get it immediately. and you may recognize him as the satisfied customer from every car rental commercial. "reason" magazine editor-in-chief matt welch. there it is. and check out the latest issue. it says don't tread on my internet, bra. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> indeed it is. gay couples can now have pizza at their wedding. has wound -- that's wonderful. they have made changes to the controversial objections law. >> in reaching an agreement to clarify the law which will unequivocally state in the vongest possible -- in the strongest terms that indiana law will not be able to discriminate against anyone, anywhere anytime. we are hoping to put an end to the misrepresentation of what this law may be and it is more of a miss perception is a better word. >> unless they are gay. >> it prohibits usin

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i am hear with joanne nosuchunsky. his favorite yoga pose is cat scratch fever. >> really? >> for real. and he used to drive a taxi and now he can afford to ride in them barely. it is a list comedy writer and his latest book is called "follow that cab a cabbie's guide to conquering fearing and uh cheers and finding a restroom." too long. and the last time i saw a heart as big as his was in the temple of doom. it is john devore. welcome all. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> officially the dumbest twitter controversey ever. clorox apologizing and deleting a lighthearted tweet after the harmless gag drew howls of protest. on wednesday the company showed a crore red sox bottle made of of -- clorox bottle made of apple's newie emojis. it said, the emoji is all right, but where is the bleach? they say racially averse faces were among the emojis from apple. tweeted one woman, blackie mow gees were added so you would rather the emojis be white by adding bleach. clorox didn't use any faces in the tweet. still so many people were outraged on twitter that clorox delete

i'm joanne nosuchunsky. i'll see you next time. ttlwhun+]wúa"l4m3qj@(w?5([(x4c8q6hcy@76luú@=,!alé ttlwhun+]wúa"l4m3qj@(w?5cz0fsng:1oxcl1i$%dp<&'$ tt:f&@aif(ot")0g c'pv,á' úrbx ttlwhun+]wúa"l4m3qj@(w?5bzppsng:1oxcl1i$%dp> the day-old tradition is under attack. >> the assault on religious liberty. >> this woman sells flowers. >> is very special to me. >> when robert married a man government said that she must. >> it's not about the money, it's about freedom. >> the government said the indians must give up their feather and that she must pay for contraception. >> the government demand that we choose between the care of elderly or our faith and. >> church and state is absolute.

joanne nosuchunsky. and he puts the lag in lethargy. it is andy levey. and he is married to his work and by that he is married to a comedian. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> think globally, litter locally. thousands attended the earth day celebration in washington, dc which was billed as an event quote to inspire citizens, to take action and to protect our planet and its people. but screw the monkeys. the good intentions were over flowing. and so were the trashcans. that's disgusting. mobs of environmentally conscious citizens came to listen to performers like mary j bliej and fallout boy. they were discussing the threat of global warming and they left the place a total mess. look who was forced to clean out the garbage. >> and we weep for them here tonight. >> all right, so let's start with you. you like to throw trash on the ground. >> oh yeah. >> am i right about that? >> i am a huge slob. was this celebration well meaning or totally .less? pointless? >> totally pointless. the point of the can and people leaving their garbage everywhe

it is joanne nosuchunsky. i may not like what he says but i defend his right to think it and keep it to himself. it is tv's andy levey. i would like to welcome a first time guest, mark norman. he co-hosts the weekly pod cast tuesday with stories. and sitting next to me, he didn't pick on me on indoor track but he looks like the guys who did. it is the executive producer,. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> hillary clinton's quest for the presidency has raised a lot of questions like how old is hillary clinton? and is hillary clinton a democrat? yep, those are the key questions. according to google they were the top two searches for clinton's name as you can see in the hour following her announcement on sunday. people were also curious about marco rubio's age on the day he entered the white house race and also how tall he is. if you are wondering she eight feet eleven and a half inches. you can learn a lot of what people think from these top searches. actually i wonder what the top soips are for t

i'm joanne nosuchunsky. i'll see you next time.60 days of lifelock identity theft protection risk free. and get a document shredder free. ♪ and help protect your identity your money, and your credit. ♪ >> the o'reilly factor is on, tonight. >> why don't you tell me what hillary clinton campaigning on, do you know? >> some liberal democrats not happy with hillary clinton's candidacy. how will that effect her campaign? tonight we will talk with one of the dissenters. senator bernie sanders. >> everybody that was around him knew what the truth was. and it's just relieved that the united states army did the right thing. >> and apparently the white house knew what the truth was about bowe bergdahl as well but chose to praise him anyway. we'll have new information tonight. >> a kid gets a crush on you in sixth grade and that kid's name is? >> prince. >> prince? >> also ahead, fox news

it is joanne nosuchunsky. and tv's andy levey. he is a white treat. and macky of the mac joe mackey. jay a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> it takes a village of wealthy donors. the new york times reports hillary clinton is expected to spend $2.5 billion to be president. to put that in perspective that's double on what i spend on weed in a year. thank you. that's also $40 for every vote based on the number of votes it took for obama to win re-election. meanwhile clinton is drawing huge crowds of reporters. here is the media chasing the scooby van. >> they are going to the back. we are not -- you can see the media running behind me here to chase the scooby van. and she is going around to the back. >> wow. >> we will see her soon. >> guy in the orange pants is pretty quick. alex, i'm looking at these people -- wow! orange pants is really outnumbered now. >> it is like "world war z." who is in the van with her? one direction? >> they are awaiting her arrival at the mall. they can't vote. they can't even read. she will spend $2.5 billion. 1* th

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i am here with forbes.com contributor terry sheffield and joanne know saw nosuchunsky. and his facial hair was the center fold in beards monthly. it is comedian joe devito. his comedy album, first day with joe deviailable on amazon and itunes and he is more american that manifest destiny. concerned veterans for america ceo and fox news contributor. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> well, they opposite of nailed it. "rolling stone" apologized and retracted their story of an alleged gang remember at the university of virginia after an independent review called it a journalistic failure. the scathing report leveled the blame at the magazine from top to bottom. it found among other things that rolling stone didn't try hard enough to track down the man accused of orchestrating the assault and relied too much on the so-called victim jackie. here is one of the authors of the review. >> placing so much of the weight of the story on a single source. maybe it is semantics, but i wouldn't think of that so much as a matter of ethics and practice. it is bad practice.

on the next "kennedy, a funny lady you may know, joanne know saw nosuchunsky.l be on my program on the fox busine >>> is chess not for chicks? britain's grand master nigel short says men are hard wired to be better players than women and society should quote gracefully accept it as a fact. in an interview with new in chess magazine, a real magazine, short pointed to the differences saying his wife has more emotional intelligence and happy to ask him to, quote, maneuver the car out of our narrow garage. excuse me, garage. he later responded to critics on twitter saying men and women have different brains. this is is a biological fact. he apologized in an interview with sky news. >> the reason for that skill in chess and i don't -- i never made any attempt to define what those are. those differences exist. the point of my article is we should accept that. >> by apologize i mean didn't apologize. dan, you said here, here when i was reading this. >> he makes a good -- i didn't understand a word he said but he makes a great point. that magazine is always putting out

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joanne though saw chin ski. nosuchunsky. he is tortured by the sound of a train outside his window. it is andy levey. and he was disappointed to arrive at a drought stricken levy. with me is jim me falaw. he is the author of "follow that car" a cob be's guide to conquering fears achieving dreams and finding a public restroom. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> the ridiculous six just lost 12. a dozen native american actors walked off the set of adam sandler's latest project because they found depictions of their culture offensive. according to indian country today media network call your cable provider, at issue is insults to tribal women and characters including characters called bieber's breath and no bra and a woman urinating while smoking a peace pipe. one woman said nothing has changed. we are still just hollywood indians. a netflix spokesperson says the movie has "ridiculous" in it for a reason because it is ridiculous. it is a broad satire of western movies fee fiewring a diverse cast that is not only part of, but in on the joke. are we in on the joke? i can't b