now to joe derosa with our pre game report. joe, what is coming up?> bayer asprin used to be considered an effective form of contraception while the rest of the nation says that is ridiculous i panic and ask, what do you mean used to be? and speaking of contraception, a restaurant says no more to the customers crying babies, but it does nothing about the waitress that just won't stop getting presenting nents. pregnant. and oliver stone's son converts to islam. a process that took him much less time than watching one of his father's movies. andy, my love. >> speaking of love, what did you do for valentine's day? >> what i always do, spend it with my tbrand parents watching movies. >> what did you watch? >> "fatal attraction,"" basic instinct" and "auto focus." >> you watched those with your grandparents? >> yes, and "tango in paris." >> these films are riddled with salacious sex scenes. >> i know. >> isn't it awkward watching that with your grand parents? >> they are fantastic movies. we do our best to tune out the sex parts. >> how? >> well, we each h

and joe devito, i am not joe derosa comes out tomorrow. and bill schulz, he thinks he is hosting the oscars. and michael money gnaw han. pretty sure that is a made up job. and our new york times correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> he profiled scientists using stem cells that will provide a way to treat infertility. i don't know what that means, but i am definitely against a presidential candidate. rick santorum didn't say it, but he thinks. it is what the times has been flirting with. that's a strategy that really makes covering hard news easier, don't you know. by gum and/or hitherto. >> it is what you have been doing all along. >> it is the question on absolutely nobody's mind. when will he address the missing vest? in breaking santorum news, rick has stopped wearing his signature armless sweater. when asked about the matter he told yaw -- yahoo news, quote, i don't wear them every day. he said, but he hasn't worn one in seven days. the pennsylvania pistol kicked up controversy by calling president obama a snob. >> not all folks ar

he is dead, but huer is joe derosa. his latest cd is an up lifting one called "return of the sun of the depression auction." his body is one of the last remaining super fun sites. it is my sidekick who is repulsive and it is bill schulz. and he can kill you with his pinky. pinky, by the way, is what he calls his double-barrel shotgun. next to me is u.s. army special forces terry sappert. and our new york times worry spawn dent. good to see you, pinch. >> john schwartz interviews former astronaut john glenn. i remember in the movie "the red stuff" when glen was played by ed harris is locked in a space capsule and unable to exit before countdown. he bravely your nates into -- urinates into his jump suit. my bad. that was allen shepherd. why didn't you include a bladder buddy up in that thing, nasa? >> that's what we got? >>> she was chagrined over lin so he took a swipe at the hype. i speak of floyd maywether who is not dazed by the knicks guard. he is on the right. the unbeaten boxer on the left thinks jeremy madness, as