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half time, joe devito coming up. stick around. god help me. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by summer, the residential area on the outskirts of a city or town. thanks, suburb. >>> let's see if we got anything wrong so far. joe you missed dana perrino yawning. it was adorable. >> sweet. we will clean that up in post. >> how are you dismog. >> i'm good, i'm good. greg, i noticed when you are talking about jim carrey you repeated the word mother [breep]. >> did i? >> yes. and i want you to know i was watching a dubbed for tv version of "die hard" and i believe he meant to say mr. falcon. >> yes, mr. falcon, hey. >> that's right. per feblght. perfect. i have a question for nick. nick, do you think the celebrities if they were really concerned about angry gun owners they would be so confident mocking them and not being worried about getting shot by them? >> i'm sorry. i didn't understand the question. >> the celebrities seem to be confident mocking gun oiners, but not about getting shot. do they really think they are that th

dana perino and joe devito. it is time to return to jesse joyce for the post game wrap up. hi, jesse. >> tell us about the friar's comedy club film festival. >> it is called the brotherhood of the traveling pants and you help set it up by the way. you got a lot of opening acts appreciate that. that will be at the friar's festival on april 6th. please go. go. >> jedediah, where can our viewers catch you tomorrow? >> fnc sometime between 9:00 and 11:00 i think. check twitter and i will keep you posted. >> sweet. dan, where are you going? >> i will be a week from saturday at the prestigious jersey city comedy festival. >> it is prestigious. >> back to you, greg. >> where in jersey? >> jersey city. >> are you not even going to say the name of the place? >> it is just -- twitter? it is on twitter. >> these people just don't know how to promote. jedediah, schulz, gavin, jesse, that does it fore moo. i am greg gutfeld. see you next time. off. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight. >> he said everybody write jesus on bold letters. he said everybody put it on the floor. he sai

and he is funnier than a clown car splattered with mime blood, joe devito. and in las vegas he is considered a craps table. i have no idea what that means, but my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if fierce commentary was a rock concert, thousands of young sweaty people would enter him sitting right in front. next to me, john bolton, former u.s. ambassador to the u.n. and he is also the president of "red eye." congratulations on that. you ran out of posts. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. and now here is fat head mcrankey. >> i didn't hear anything. normal. >> he is a man without a band. but michael bloomburg is not giving up. new york/mayor/-- new york mayor/nag. bloomy discussed with a boob named david letterman. >> for the first time in the history of the world, more people will die from overeating than under eating this year. i think it is incumbent on government to tell people what they are doing to themselves and let people make their own decisions. our job is to educate people. >> yay, starvation across the world is eradicated. nobody