and if lil lair tee was a bowl of trail mix, it is comedian joe devito. and in russia he is considered a meat pie, bill schulz. and if musical genius was a check i would blow him on a ski trip with friends. next to me, musician and record producer andrew w kay. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. be ready to be informed and entertained, america. >> his exdidn't give a -- an f. the boston bomber was a bad boyfriend. the ex-girlfriend of tamerlan said when she heard he was killed she, quote, didn't cry. in an interview with "the sun" , not the thing that gives us light and heat, they revealed that she ended her three-year relationship with the older brother represented here as usual by a drawing of dog poop. he physically assaulted her foregoing to a pool party wearing cutoff jeans and a crop top, what joe wears after the show. she called the sudden transformation, quote, one minute he is a normal guy who likes boxing and having fun. and then praying four times a day. it is supposed to be five, actually, watching islamic videos and watching insane

and if he was balloon animals, clowns would blow him at a party. , joe devito and my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if thoughtful commentary was a gong he would get banged during the song "knights in white satin." >> a block, the lede, that's the first story. take it away, greg gut-field. i know what i said. >> what is the point? i want to point out that we have a jonah and a john gnaw and a joe. so at any moment we may get the wrong camera. i am saying hey, joe and they may go to jonnah. there, they did it again. >> and my cabaret name is juju. >> and you are catholic. >> let's do a story. is it country or an affontry. brad pacely wrote a song helping to ease racial tensions. and critics won't let him forget it. they rip accidental racists and calling it superficial and heart less. it is the worst song ever and a mourn will ballad about how hard it is to be a white man. but is it as bad as they say? is it worse? point your ear holes this way. >> ♪ i hope you understand ♪ when i put on that t-shirt ♪ ♪ the only thing i meant to say ♪ ♪ is i am a scared -- i am a skynyrd fan ♪ >> i