he loves performing in prisons because the crowd can't leave, comedian joe divito. she's like linoleum, tough, flexible and often found on bathroom floors, kat timpf. it's hot in here. walter, you like great. >> i've been homeless in las vegas for a while, i'm so tan. >> greg: you have a golden george hamilton vibe going right now. they put baby powder on me, it is actually worse than this. >> greg: what do you make of my premise, am i weaving too many topics together or do you feel like there is something here about relinquishing control? >> relinquishing privacy. take things in order. shoplifting law. like most insane california law, this does not go far enough, it is just short of ridiculous so people will accept it. instead of being prevented from stopping shoplifters, i think people should be required to help shoplifters. if you see a shoplifter having trouble with a 98-inch color tv, you bring a trolley over and you say, listen, i get off in half an hour, i have a truck, if you need that to get it home. but -- >> greg: good point, you are facilitating the thef