. >> sorry, joe geronimo. [ laughter ] >> i love joe geronimo.back so moms can hear the right pronunciation. >> keith ragu. >> keanu reeves. >> oh! [ laughter ] >> the mom celebrity translator. look for it wherever mom products are sold. so, ann taylor. [ cheers and applause ] >>> welcome to target. let's see. yard gloves, tomato seeds. fertilizer. hey, pat sajak, i'll solve the puzzle! gardening! [ light laughter ] it's going to be $42.11. >> here you go. >> a $50! [ light laughter ] and it's legit. i get to put this under the tray. >> i'm sorry. i'm in a hurry. >> hey -- you know what fertilizer is, right? >> excuse me? >> it's part dirt and part feces. it's my job to let you know what you're buying. i just thought you should know you're buying a big bag of feces. [ light laughter ] >> thanks. >> someone left a bag of feces on my doorstep once. it was halloween and they rang the bell. but when i got there, they were gone. but they left their feces bag. they must have forgotten it. [ light laughter ] i put it in my garden. but it didn't help any