joe, i was wondering... oh, my god, what is going on? nothing. nothing. nothing, huh? helen, sandy just admitted everything. listen to this. joe: pick up milk. pick up eggs. pick up na t to me? joe was right all along? i told you. how could you do this? you were my friend. i'm glad it's out. i want him, helen. well, you can't have him. hey, what's going on? it worked. i got everything on tape. now they're fighting over me. brian: really? all right, all right. there's only one way to handle this. you're right. rock-paper-scissors. what? forget it. i take odds. once, twice, three, shoot! what's going on here? i'll tell you what's going on! you are the most gullible little boy i have ever met in my life. what? what? you... you mean this is all a joke? i knew that. i can take a joke as well as the next guy. no, i can't. we shouldn't have done that. i'm really sorry, joe. let me get this straight, sandy. everything that happened in your basement that whole prom thing, that was a joke? afraid so. well, this, uh, might be a little belated but, uh, ha ha, good one. so, friends? yeah, sure. look, it's sandy's last night here. let's all go out. i still have stuff to do at my parents' hous