. >> it said joe mackey is not a man. >> i am the right guy to come to for terrorist questions. comedians and terrorists have a lot in common. we both get bummed out when people don't make it out to a gig. this are like, three people on a bus? i guess i'll do it. >> they probably hold out i'm sure, right? >> are you like a terrorist? >> i agree. you think they would have enough money on the set to understand arabic language and going look at that over there. that shouldn't be there. when i find funny and i guess they did it as a political statement, but the only people who could get it could read arabic. it becomes like an inside joke to everybody else. they probably said look what he wrote on the wall over there. >> to be fair, arabic, can they even understand what the letters mean? there are many different dialects. i would think there are a number of ways -- tom help me out. >> it looksñr like my doctor's signature. >> they are not in yemen. there are not a lot of people who understand arabic. >> if you are spending that kind of money it must have cost millions to create the

he's funnier than a whoopee cushion made of joy buzzers, it's comedian joe mackey.'s not homeless, just in between homes. it's joanne. and if facts were sticks, she'd be sticky. op-ed katherine temper. and finally he's made of wood and nothing else good. it's the liberal panel. i'm going to go to you first, joe. you're a pretty sensible guy. you're often terrified of many things. what scared you most about that debate? >> well, i think it's when bernie sanders said that he would address russia and syria by saying that russia would regret it. that's it. >> that's it? >> they would just regret it. that's very comforting. that they're going to be sorry they did that. we're not going to do that but decades later, oh, man, watch out. >> all right, megan. i want to ask you, i have a theory. i have a theory about war heroes. they don't do well in debates because they find the rhetoric of politics to be beneath them. i felt i saw that in jim webb. it's like he was so out of place. it was like abraham lincoln among a basket of lemurs. >> i have been very drunk with my brothe

mackey, -- machi, close it out. >> i was text gz the other day márá.lmost walked into a tar içó am as done as axd mastedon. joanne know saw nosuchunsky and joeyou next time. how do they avoid trips to the post office? stamps.com mail letters, ship packages, all the services of the post office right on your computer. get a 4 week trial, plus $100 in extras. including postage and a digital scale. go to stamps.com/now and never go to the post office again. episode of "the five." >>> president obama calls attacks on israelis random violence as he urges israelis and palestinians to stop the heated rhetoric that leads to anger. this is "special report." >>> good evening and welcome to washington, i'm brett baier. hamas called on all palestinians to take part in a day of rage against israel. and they got their wish. right now, it's just past 1:00 a.m. in israel and darkness has replaced the flash of firebombs, grenades and gunfire. against this backdrop president obama said today that israel has a right to prevent its citizens from being