his act has cleared more rooms than president biden's colon, comedian joe mackey! he has killed more fish than british petroleum, chef and restaurant owner andrew grule. she's like a rubik's cube difficult to figure out adored by nerds. guess who. and he once cartwheeled to australia, former nba world champion tyrus! joe, it's amazing. i make fun of you. you have wash board abs, we just can't see them. you're modest about your fitness. you cover it up with body stuff. why are you looking at me like that? >> greg, those insults are more off the mark than megan rafino penalty kick. >> you son of a gun. i would take my shirt off and flex right now if i waxed my back hair. but i tell thursday, i'm so conservative i use that to win body i boogie contests. i'll say this. you make a good point that the attributes that make someone who is really fit also like different areas of life,en stand up comedy the government can't write jokes for you though president biden does a lot of help. >> yes. i'm not sure i'm a big fan of the super fit competians. i need to laugh at somebod

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