>> joe mackey. i have no shame. but i agree with these strippers. they need better security. stripping i was kissed by so many old women it must've been how guy richie felt when he married madonna. [applause] >> anything else, joe? >> to dana's point i have to pay a fee and buy my own break away police uniform? >> lou? you i'm a big defender of the bill of rights. especially second amendment when it comes to strippers and i think it's a big business opportunity because you get to pay more to see where she's concealing the gun. >> she has to have the holster on for a long time. it's not something you choose for a long-term career? you know, how long did you strip joe? >> i thought that was your inner monologue there for a second. >> screw you joe. up next viewer mail that's never stale. for long-lasting cough and sore throat relief. try new robitussin lozenges with real medicine and find your voice. you know? we really need to work on your people skills. when barbara switched to turbotax... i broke four generations of family tradition with five little words... ma, i wanna make

we sent joe mackey into the field to test the vision pro. take it away, joe. >> joe, what are you doing? >> i am masturbating. wait for me. ♪ music playing ♪ >> he is old. that's all i got from it. anyway, if you want to look stupid, fine. i really don't care. but it's not about looks. it's about life. if you are that bored with the real world and can't go 30 seconds without checking your e-mail or the latest tweet, then why bother living? vision pro doesn't enhance life. it replaces it. it gives us more of exactly what we don't need and that's isolation. its high-tech social distancing. you may as well live in alaska with jamie. we are already distracting ourselves to death. we are removing ourselves from the real world and retreating into the fantasyland of the internet where keith olbermann thinks he is still alive. it's no wonder no one cares who is president or what war we are fighting or who is coming into the country. we have bread and circus but we don't even get that. we get pictures of bread and circus. instead of looking at your ph

it's like how tense joe mackey i gets every time i scream "you're fired." but still there you are.nvince people the weather is going to kill them, some folks believe it. it's the same preventing trend surgery among kids. do that, and you kill kids, says the admiral. how am i supposed to take health advice from levine, who claims that restricting gender surgery costs in the lives of young people? science says no. a new long-term study finds that gender dysphoria is not a significant cause of suicide in adolescents. furthermore, long-term swedish studies found that post-op transgender people have a considerably higher risk of suicidal behavior than the general population. in other words, the idea that kids will kill themselves if they're not allowed to transition is a lie he created to keep us from raising concern. no wonder some hospitals have become jiffy lubes for gender surgery. that's what science is now. where junk science is pushed by the so-called experts on our dime, and we are not supposed to say a peep or we'll be canceled. then again, we live in a country where the guy in

so if they suck, we'll cover joe mackey with banana pudding, throw him in a chimpanzee exhibit, and watch get his face ripped off. oh again. new documents reveal that commander, the biden's family dog bit secret service agents, 24 times, which makes you wonder where would a dog learn such behavior. of course, normally the offender would be euthanized, but democrats think they can drag biden through election day. and did you know on that occasion, on or one occasion, white house tours had to be suspended to mop blood off the floor? yeah. to keep visitors from slipping. they soaked it all up with cocaine. julie's been there. meanwhile joe biden's reliance on note cards to answer pre-selected questions is making some donors worry about his age. also causing worries about his age. can lenders? an op ed suggested kamala harris may be the democrat's secret weapon that way, democrats can justify dropping her over syria. earlier this week, during his rally, donald trump officially launched his high top gold sneakers, prompting joe biden to release his own footwear. are they're not even orthopedic

now, i've actually been putting estrogen in joe mackey's e mach and his estrogen drink.it actually makes sense. so just drinking. i was terrible. well, i thought that was milkshakes. and you saw how he out like, this guy's having some serious problems. he went to the doctor. they told hi he dm was swollen. >> he they're putting it in hist pre-workout. drink straightting i. do you know? you know, before my shows, they hand out pre-workoundt drinks. no, i.y till you know, i was with you, ja >>l the way until i actually kind of come up, you know, you heard that joke in the fall. he knew it was bomb. woul they still did it. >> do you want another one? uh, up, greg, that joke and hisd marriage h is when i want to fel like i took him on, and i'll just. >> i'll just hanag out with tigress and feel like a woman, and you can even sit hay lap. all right? what ever happened to just whatng a girl flowers? >> yeah.he what happened to the good old days? i thgood old days are goneold. and, you know, to me, i don't know. i think it's partly a pr stuntsl . if it is real, it just shows yo

second, when the president's foundations, they rejected. mackey sells coal for told i'm joining us real sco with the sport. it's joe route to the rescue for england. he scores a century to help us find recover from off against india in the past and have enjoyed another night of his really as strikes targeting areas across the gaza strip. 60 people were killed in central garza and overnight strikes on to crowded refugee camps overall. 104 people have been killed in the past 24 hours. they had a huge, he begins coverage and a warning. some of the images are about to see all just stopping digging in the door using a phones flashlight touch, the heavy machinery and the fuel needed to run it are not available to search for bodies. overnight is rarely air strikes, cost further destruction in neighborhoods and central got the with more palestinians killed. and the injured, taken to hospital is barely operating after months of bombing children who make up nearly half of causes population filled the treatment rooms of alex the hospital. the un agency unison says at least 17000 children have been orphaned or separated from t