if they suck, we'll make joe mackey and joe deveto perform the full mackey outside. i have not seen these jokes yet. here we go. this week o.j. simpson's former bodyguard claimed that minnesota police seized a thumb drive containing an audio of o.j. confessing to the murders of ronald goldman and nicole brown simpson. cops later said the audio contained no such confession. so i guess we'll never know who really did it. [laughter] it's a mystery. an urn filled with ashes was found in a wisconsin movie theater. the owner is looking to college them with a ticket. a florida teacher was a rested for showing up to school naked with weed and sex toys and then fighting with first responders. students are calling at this time most disappointing mug shot ever. [laughter] in california, a british rock band was robbed by a gunman that yelled "get down." good thing they weren't a funk bank. they would have started jamming and would have got shot. spanish doctors are reporting extra hairy infants to fathers that take an anti baldness drug. now they're buying used sports cars and h

maybe that's joe mackey's canadian girlfriend. i guess the question is is he are isn't he? we are getting this out of the way before greg gets back so thank you for that because this would be a monologue somehow. this would not b.sc. block. this would be a monologue. i don't think it would be one. it could be a week of monologues. >> six days. >> this situation, i guess they are back and then they were gone and then they are back. i don't know. my overarching feeling about this remains the way it's being all the times we've talked about it which is that i don't care. >> it's also the dedication of rebel news to wait for this person to get out of the mall, there was a video of them dressed like a dude and then there's sometimes... still wearing a mask though. never not wearing a mask. very strange. >> jim, you think they are doing it at school, at the mall are do you think he's trying to put this behind him. >> i'm tired of the harassment of this buxom beauty. all of the jealous birthing people. so upset at the natural class and the sensor while at of this basis for my van h

we didn't use this week, so if they suck, we'll make joe mackey and joe devito perform the full monty outside. yeah. oh, just for you, sir. now, as you know, i have not seen any of these jokes yet. so here we go. all right. this week, o.j. simpson's former bodyguard claimed that minnesota police seized a thumb drive containing an audio of o.j. confessing to the murders of ronald goldman and nicole brown simpson, but cops later said the audio contained no such confession. so i guess we'll never know who really did it. it's a mystery. an urn filled with ashes was found at a wisconsin movie theater. the management searching for the owner so they can charge them for a senior ticket. thanks to all the senior citizens for coming tonight. a florida teacher was arrested for showing up to school naked with weed and sex toys, then fighting with first responders. students are calling it the most disappointing mug shot ever. in california, a british rock band was robbed by a gunman who yelled get down! good thing they weren't a funk band. they would have started jamming and would have got shot. s

mackey, what are your thoughts? >> well, first of all, i hate to. >> i hate to burst everyone's bubble. >> i agree with whoopi. >> i don't think joe biden lied because lying is about something that happened in the past, that you distort what you did about he broke his word, which is about behavior in the future. it happens to me a lot when women i date say, baby, you said we'd be together forever. and i'm like, sorry i said that before forever started. that wasn't a lie. i went back on my word and second of all, it really doesn't matter to me that the beauty salon was was in idaho. this was a stupid thing to say in any beauty salon, because you have to figure most women go into beauty salons are trump supporters. have you seen have you seen harris supporters there? maybe you could maybe get away with that crap in a bowling alley. >> bowling alley. ball bowling alley is savage and specific. all right, before we go, i have one last reminder. if you want to see me on tour, i'll be in spokane, washington this sunday, december 8th. everything else is sold out, so spokane or that's it. get your tickets now at the real kat timpf.com. up next, a congressman

joe, now it's time for the probe. i'm like, that's just. i'm like, that's just mike johnson with the omnibus bill back there, right? oh, very. >> shannon, you're going to have him on on sunday. right? >> mackey's on the panel. he's our featured guest. yes. >> this sunday. yes. >> can i say one thing about bethany really quickly? i feel like you two like we would be secret friends in another lifetime. but i'm also slightly scared of her. >> that's what i need. i need the fear so i won't eat. >> it's kind of like janice dean, who, by the way, janice, if you know her, she is fox whole time. ride or die. but if you don't know, you're a little bit afraid of her. and you should be. but she would encourage you to eat. so if you're looking for that, you know, maternity thing, she'd be like, you can't have anything except carrots and skinny girl margarita. >> that's it. >> and what new mom doesn't dream of that? >> absolutely. all right. up next, is she still boozing even after losing? but first this. gutfeld holiday memories. >> i'll never forget the time my staff and i sang christmas carols outside greg's place in the city. it was. it was something he surprised us with hot cocoa. he really didn't ser