so is there a secret to throwing the perfect stress free soiree back with me brian and joe mackie karenre probably guest people are worried about coming to their house and judging them? absolutely. i was reading that right. >> what did it say 32% feel unprepared when having people over then don't have people over you're gross i don't to touch your booger hand railing and pee on your toilet seat children need to be 100% dressed i don't care how unprepared you are. i can't stand when you come over it is like overt your eyes from the helicopter penis and ked with a machete or whatever. >> where do you go for christmas? am i the only irish catholic have a thanksgiving -- but just clean your home. i guess -- >> yeah it was actually 32% are concerned about making sure everyone enjoys themselves, brian. to me that seems too low. >> yeah. like maybe third of us want you to have fun rest of us like whatever just come over you live with goggles on like things are okay and if you're on hook to host all of a sudden goggles go off like i can't believe i live this way now people see it that's where t

comedian joe mackie. the only thing deeper his pockets is his lab coats and making money on fox business. charles brings up a story so wiry when she taps her, it sends a telegraph. the new york times best selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf. and he describes the grand canyon as cozy. "new york times" bestselling author, comedian and former nwa heavyweight garrison joe mackie . do you care to defend your whiteness to a disgusted america? it's not all it's cracked up to be, greg. yes. >> white privilege. not when you have this many jealous husbands that resent me. white fragility. i am because i've been hurt by all the women who want me for my body. >> but the crazy part about this, greg, is normally the left great at doublespeak. you know, like anti-racism is racism. taxes are contributions, but marginalized white people at work is called destroying whiteness. even liberals are going to figure that out. like, i try to think like, what's the only time i've ever used dissented in a sentence whe

[applause] joe macky. do you care to defend your whiteness? >> not all it is cracked up to be greg. when you have this many husbands i have been hurt for all the women that want me for my body. normally left is great at speaking. i try to think when is the only time i used desentedered in a sentence. i decentered the custard out of that e claire >> greg: how did you do that? >> just have a straw. >> greg: thank you, >> what happened to forbes? did they sell it to some zombie company? >> yes. sold a while back. content worse and worse. they are so awful. i don't know any investor should never pick it up. they have all become social comm commentary. nothing about the american dream. i never used decentralized. i don't know how to begin to use it in a sentence. black lives matter. this woman is going to end up three or four houses. probably end up married to a white guy. [laughter]. we have seen the script before. [laughter]. a year from now, my man. greg gutfeld and the lau[laught. >> on her yacht. it is a scam. i admit, i go into the meetings, trying to figure out what the people are

use this week it is my first time read figure they suck every bad one we will rip a toenail off joe macky's feet >> mike pence announced ending his campaign after prayer and reflection. americaing the only time his campaign had a prayer. [laughter] nice guy, according to the white house biden worried about ai after featured in the new mission impossible movie. scaring him as much when he thought 50 shades of gray was about a stool sample. >> poop joke. vp harris will research the best way to deal with ai. soon someone can help her spell temperature she is stupid. >> florida don was accused. trying to look taller due to the odd shape of his boots said to ignore his toes and eatingtory show america when he can do once he is done making toys for santa. tiktok influence are claims can you tell a women's age by the length of her socks and lone liness man by the stiffness of his. i don't know that is means i'm not telling you. i don't get that. >> no one. >> by the way ai helped create a new beetle's song the voice of john lennon and if you want to hear more from dead brit there is is a new rolli

jokes wouldn't use this week and as always is my first time reading them.so they soak will force joe mackie hang out with todd pyro. all right, new polls show president biden is struggling to gain traction in battleground states. his staff's best advice so far, resign. not really a joke. no, no. that wasn't a joke. that was just red meat dressed up as a joke. former disney employees have revealed a big part of the job was cleaning up urine and feces throughout the magic kingdom. they added it has prepared them for career tidying up around the white house. he is our president. meanwhile disney is embracing the problem of so many people pooping in line they created a new brain. it's called ship mountain. i would definitely write that. you know me. if you cohost anna navarro said she'd like to rest feed latin singer melisma who said he is flattered but he's not a fan of sour cream. i don't even get that. you did. after kevin bacon has revealed he no longer eats bacon. no word yet from andy dick. the next search for the natural sugars junior contained the chilling phrase, i want to kill all of

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