you know, i don't believe in a coincidence, i don't think that jersey joe piscopo spent a half day athite house. >> i don't know what you could be alluding to, billy. >> can't figure it out. i am hiriz here here tomorrow, n listen. i will tell you, you know, it will be an interesting year. >> thank you, joe, always good to talk to you, matt, thank you. >> i decided to bring you guys some delicious meat balls. >> i put some love in that sandwich. >> a good meat ball. that is good. >> you can't talk, it is that good. >> this is >> i decided to bring you guys from delicious meat balls. >> so quiet. i put a little bit of love in that sandwich. >> you can't talk, it >> we know all big horse race from belmont stakes to kentucky derby, have you seen this? this is saturday in california, dachshund racing. >> the company that makes duct tape had a huge contest make your prom outfit out of duct tape . and these are the winners, it took about 4 weeks and about 20 rolls of duct tape . the second and third runner up will also get money for their college scholarships, they get to wear the awesome o

neil: joe piscopo, a pity he didn't run. >> my friends, my friends. my friends. then add a hotel, or car, or activity in one place and save, where would you go? ♪ expedia. >> all right. that wraps things up here. marie is not satisfied e-mailing me. neil, why do i have to watch two more hours of you, when there are far more attractive personalities at fox to keep my eyes on. well, because you just do, all right? by the way, the fallout from all of this, john kelly's first day on the job will be monday. we'll be there to cover it. very big cabinet meeting planned that day. don't forget on fox business beginning at noon eastern time. fox news continues. >> president trump slamming republicans for not passing repealing obamacare. elizabeth: and a day after news broke that reince priebus is leaving the white house. leland: inside the president's crackdown on ms-13, the gang responsible for a series of murders and multi-billion dollar drug sales here at home. ♪ welcome to america's news

neil: joe piscopo, a pity he didn't run. new parodontax. the toothpaste that helps prevent bleeding gums. if you spit blood when you brush or floss you may have gum problems and could be on the journey to much worse. help stop the journey of gum disease. try new parodontax toothpaste. ♪ ltry align probiotic.n your digestive system? for a non-stop, sweet treat goodness, hold on to your tiara kind of day. get 24/7 digestive support, with align. the #1 doctor recommended probiotic brand. now in kids chewables. but, with more exercise and a change in diet, it can be reversed. i've tried exercising. it just makes me hungry. for bacon. i love bacon, too. and who really likes to exercise? not me. me neither! nobody! [both laugh] so, we're good? what? oh, you still have prediabetes. big time. >> all right. that wraps things up here. marie is not satisfied e-mailing me. neil, why do i have to watch two more hours of you, when there are far more attractive personalities at fox to keep my eyes on. well, because you just do, all right? by the way, the

neil: joe piscopo, a pity he didn't run. >> my friends, my hi. the one clocking in... when you're clocking out. sensing your every move and automatically adjusting to help you stay effortlessly comfortable. there. i can even warm these to help you fall asleep faster. does your bed do that? oh. i don't actually talk. though i'm smart enough to. i'm the new sleep number 360 smart bed. let's meet at a sleep number store. >> all right. that wraps things up here. marie is not satisfied e-mailing me. neil, why do i have to watch two more hours of you, when there are far more attractive personalities at fox to keep my eyes on. well, because you just do, all right? by the way, the fallout from all of this, john kelly's first day on the job will be monday. we'll be there to cover it. very big cabinet meeting planned that day. >> oliver: tonight, on war stories >>> tonight on "war stories." legendary war crimes in tokyo. >> you'll meet the colorful prosecutors. >> he was very brusque, crude individual. he had a taste of drinking too much. >> we'll take you

neil: joe piscopo, a pity he didn't run. >> my friends, my ♪ hey, i'm the internet!love that. the internet loves what you're doing... ...so build a better website in under an hour with... ...gocentral from godaddy. the internet is waiting. start for free today at godaddy. and happiness♪ ♪but above all this i wish you love♪ ♪and i will always love you, i..♪ >> all right. that wraps things up here. marie is not satisfied e-mailing me. neil, why do i have to watch two more hours of you, when there are far more attractive personalities at fox to keep my eyes on. well, because you just do, all right? by the way, the fallout from all of this, john kelly's first day on the job will be monday. we'll be there to cover it. very big cabinet meeting planned that day. >> his dream? big as a t-rex. >> when everybody else told him he was crazy, he just said, "no, i'm gonna build dinosaurs." >> his creation? a land before time. >> he was almost an engineer when it came to dinosaurs. >> can it survive without him? >> a lot of attractions that were the vision of a single person, all o

neil: joe piscopo, a pity he didn't run. i love to eat. i love hanging out with my friends.e a great fit with my dentures. i love kiwis. i've always had that issue with the seeds getting under my denture. super poligrip free. it creates a seal of the dentures in my mouth. even well fitting dentures let in food particles just a few dabs of super poligrip free is clinically proven to seal out more food particles so you're more comfortable and confident while you eat. super poligrip free made even the kiwi an enjoyable experience try super poligrip free. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> all right. that wraps things up here. marie is not satisfied e-mailing me. neil, why do i have to watch two more hours of you, when there are far more attractive personalities at fox to keep my eyes on. well, because you just do, all right? by the way, the fallout from all of this, john kelly's first day on the job will be monday. we'll be there to cover it. very big cabinet meeting planned that day. >> i'm bob massi. for 32 years, i've been practicing law and living in las vegas. i help people with all sorts of re

why joe piscopo says, actually, continue what you were doing before, because it was working. after this. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ so it only made sense to create a network that keeps up. introducing xfinity mobile. it combines america's largest, most reliable 4g lte with the most wifi hotspots nationwide. saving you money wherever you check your phone. yeah, even there. see how much you can save when you choose by the gig or unlimited. call, or go to xfinitymobile.com. xfinity mobile. it's a new kind of network designed to save you money. neil: all right, a press briefing with sara health huckae sanders is scheduled for 3:45, and at 4 p.m., the actualout on fox news when i come back to see you. meanwhile, white house chief of staff anthony scaramucci keeping a low profile after that, shall we say, dramatic first week on the job? i love joe piscopo, but he outdid even his usual phenomenal self when he was with me when we were going live this past weekend. i don't know if you've heard of this thing called social media, but it was off the charts lighting up. and people were just loving him. [

spielberg, joe piscopo is here. she said to me, who? neil: you're a big believer.oes. made fun of yourself. laughed at yourself. i think the trick with "spider-man" movie, took a different route, much like "guardians of the galaxy" they made fun of themselves. i like that. >> you like "spider-man" more than adele. neil: don't go crazy. >> now all you have to look is look at rodney, our dear friend. we talk about. king of self-deprecating humor and was a great writer. tell you, i'll tell you, girl asked me to come over. nobody's home, nobody's home. i went over there, nobody's home. i'll tell you. it is okay. neil: i'm thinking of that, i'm thinking of the success of this movie. and then i'm thinking chris christie. i have a point, but he did the wfan thing. he had rowdy callers. you deal with that yourself. >> yeah. neil: you handle with far greater humor and skill. >> i. >> right. neil: i want you to react and be honest. i didn't think this was nice. >> governor, next time you want to sit on a beach closed to entire world except you. >> yeah. >> you put your fat a