next week on the show, joel mchale will be here, sigourney weaver, tom bergeron, dane cook, busy phillips, vanessa williams, "dancing with the stars" victim number two. we'll have music from randy houser, sharon jones & the dap-kings, the avett brothers, and maroon 5. so join us then. our first guest tonight is an oscar-nominated actor who quit acting a year and a half ago, but it turned out that when he said he quit acting, he was acting. the result of that elaborate hoax is a new movie called "i'm still here." it is in select theaters now, and available everywhere there's an internet connection on itunes and ondemand. please say hello to joaquin phoenix. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look so normal now. i don't know what to make. >> you look well, too. >> jimmy: thank you. i appreciate that.

tomorrow night, joel mchale, busy phillips and sharon jones and the dap kings.arn to love is gone ♪ ♪ i'm all alone baby ♪ i'm all alone ♪ i'm waiting for something ♪ always waiting

. >> jimmy: and joel mchale didn't lose. >> which means he won. >> jimmy: kind of. >> he beat you. >> jimmy: right again, sal. but i'll tell you what joel didn't win -- a good sportsmanship badge. his behavior was despicable. >> i would like to just point out that i beat the living [ bleep ] out of you this week. >> jimmy: you cannot use the word beat, please? >> i defeated the living [ bleep ] out of you. oh, how you must have felt. you must have felt like, wow, this is -- >> i'm looking ahead to next week. it's a long season. at the end, someone's going to come out on top and someone's going to come out on bottom. >> that's right. >> jimmy: just like when we make love. >> that's -- he's joking. i was just -- >> jimmy: check out next week's matchups on the "jimmy kimmel live" youtube page. >> the "jimmy kimmel live" fantasy league, right here, every week. >> jimmy: presented by gmc. i'm jimmy kimmel. >> i'm cousin sal. bang! >> dicky: follow all the action all season long, go to the "jimmy kimmel live" youtube channel and click on fantasy league for scores, videos and more. "jimmy ki

jb smoove crosses the century mark in a dismantling of joel mchale. >> and william "the refrigerator" perry had kristen bell for lunch. >> jimmy: and paid off their side bet with the biggest back rub in american history. >> don't even worry about this. >> what' he going to do to you if you won. >> don't worry about it. it's not going to happen now. >> you guys are a couple. so you should massage the fridge together. >> get it up. come on, man. >> well, i'm going to loosen these big mitts up. >> jimmy: this is like the beginning to the weirdest porno ever. >> is the pressure okay? >> no joke. >> hey, i have an idea, let's look at next week's matchups. >> jimmy: the crucial week six. >> the big question, will team kimmel get back on track against the feisty kristen bell? >> that is how you do it! >> the "jimmy kimmel live" fantasy league right here every week. >> jimmy: i'm jimmy kimmel. >> i'm cousin sal. bang! >> dicky: follow all the action throughout the season on the fantasy football section of the "jimmy kimmel live" youtube channel. and click on fantasy league for scores, video a