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please welcome joel osteen. >> stephen: nice to have you, my pleasure. thanks for having me. >> stephen: i have not often interviewed a preacher man and you are a preacher man. >> i am. >> stephen: okay. you're not just any old preacher man,u produce a television show seen in over 100 countries, over 10 million people, 45,000 peoplevices every week. you've written several bestselling books. even god rested on one day. when do you? time to do all this? >> you know, stephen, it's just all planned out. around me, but i do the weekendewood and get to write books in between time and get to visit with people like you. blessed to be able to do it.lso blessed by another bestseller. this one is called "the power of i am." two words that will change your life today. okay, now, when i am of "i am"ink of moses up on the mountain saying to god, "who shall i say sent me?" and god said, "i am, that i am."right. >> stephen: now, that seems like a mystery to me. what more do you have to add to the word of god? >> i think in that case god was saying i am everything, becau
please welcome joel osteen. >> stephen: nice to have you, my pleasure. thanks for having me. >> stephen: i have not often interviewed a preacher man and you are a preacher man. >> i am. >> stephen: okay. you're not just any old preacher man,u produce a television show seen in over 100 countries, over 10 million people, 45,000 peoplevices every week. you've written several bestselling books. even god rested on one day. when do you? time to do all this? >> you know,...
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we'll be right back, with pastor joel osteen. there was a giant made by men. not from flesh and bone. but bricks and mortar, its eyes couldn't see. its heart couldn't beat. it was too big to fail. and too big to succeed. this is the beginning of a bankless world. don't bank. sofi. starin' at it by malibu n helene stand out. by design. that feeling recaptured. by design. dry spray? that's fun. it's already dry! no wait time. this is great. it's very soft. can i keep it? (laughs) all the care of dove... only kraft natural cheese has a touch of philadelphia cream cheese, so whatever you make, in new york state, we believe tomorrow starts today. all across the state the economy is growing, with creative new business incentives, and the lowest taxes in decades, attracting the talent and companies of tomorrow. like in the hudson valley, with world class biotech. and on long island, where great universities are creating next generation technologies. let us help grow your company's tomorrow, today ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. my next gu
we'll be right back, with pastor joel osteen. there was a giant made by men. not from flesh and bone. but bricks and mortar, its eyes couldn't see. its heart couldn't beat. it was too big to fail. and too big to succeed. this is the beginning of a bankless world. don't bank. sofi. starin' at it by malibu n helene stand out. by design. that feeling recaptured. by design. dry spray? that's fun. it's already dry! no wait time. this is great. it's very soft. can i keep it? (laughs) all the care of...
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pastor joel osteen. and a musical performance by m. human. and now it's time for "the late show with stephen colbert"! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! hello! thank you very much. >> jon: yup, yup, yup. >> stephen: this is so nice. listen, everybody, in case you haven't noticed we are broadcasting tonight from evidently rural arizona or something. i'm not entirely sure why we are broadcasting from the countryside. we usually have a cityscape. >> and realized after finishing the cold open i am not standing in new york city tonight. this is absolutely-- honest to god, i have no idea. do we know where new york city we lost the whole damn city. that's a window. that's not video. that's a window. i look out every night i look out back here. it's gorgeous. i'm going to go horse back riding tomorrow. i think there's a supernova going up. i'm not entirely sure what that is. anyway, it's very mellow, very romantic, thank you for joining us. let me know if we get new york back. ( laughter ) anyway, it's a huge night last night. you guys know wh
pastor joel osteen. and a musical performance by m. human. and now it's time for "the late show with stephen colbert"! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! hello! thank you very much. >> jon: yup, yup, yup. >> stephen: this is so nice. listen, everybody, in case you haven't noticed we are broadcasting tonight from evidently rural arizona or something. i'm not entirely sure why we are broadcasting from the countryside. we usually have a cityscape. >> and...
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pastor joel osteen. there was a giant made by men. not from flesh and bone. but bricks and mortar, paper and ink. its eyes couldn't see. its heart couldn't beat. it was too big to fail. and too big to succeed. don't bank. sofi. starin' at it by malibu n helene stand out. by design. that feeling recaptured. by design. dry spray? that's fun. it's already dry! no wait time. this is great. it's very soft. can i keep it? (laughs) all the care of dove... ...now in a dry antiperspirant spray. only kraft natural cheese has a touch of philadelphia cream cheese, so whatever you make, ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. my next guest is a pastor and bestselling author who has been described as one of the most influential christian please welcome joel osteen. ( applause ) >> stephen: nice to have you here. >> thank you, my pleasure. thanks for having me. >> stephen: i have not often interviewed a preacher man and you are a preacher man. >> i am. >> stephen: okay. you're not just any old preacher man, though. you produce a television show seen in
pastor joel osteen. there was a giant made by men. not from flesh and bone. but bricks and mortar, paper and ink. its eyes couldn't see. its heart couldn't beat. it was too big to fail. and too big to succeed. don't bank. sofi. starin' at it by malibu n helene stand out. by design. that feeling recaptured. by design. dry spray? that's fun. it's already dry! no wait time. this is great. it's very soft. can i keep it? (laughs) all the care of dove... ...now in a dry antiperspirant spray. only...
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we'll be right back, with pastor joel osteen. there was a giant made by men. but bricks and mortar, paper and ink. its eyes couldn't see. its heart couldn't beat. it was too big to fail. and too big to succeed. this is the beginning of a bankless world. don't bank. sofi. starin' at it by malibu n helene stand out. by design. that feeling recaptured. by design. dry spray? that's fun. it's already dry! no wait time. it's very soft. can i keep it? (laughs) all the care of dove... ...now in a dry antiperspirant spray. only kraft natural cheese has a touch of philadelphia cream cheese, so whatever you make, thousands of people came out today to run the race for retirement. so we asked them... are you completely prepared for retirement? okay, mostly prepared? could you save 1% more of your income? it doesn't sound like much, but saving an additional 1% now, could make a big difference over time. i'm going to be even better about saving. you can do it, it helps in the long run. prudential ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. my next guest is a
we'll be right back, with pastor joel osteen. there was a giant made by men. but bricks and mortar, paper and ink. its eyes couldn't see. its heart couldn't beat. it was too big to fail. and too big to succeed. this is the beginning of a bankless world. don't bank. sofi. starin' at it by malibu n helene stand out. by design. that feeling recaptured. by design. dry spray? that's fun. it's already dry! no wait time. it's very soft. can i keep it? (laughs) all the care of dove... ...now in a dry...
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thank you so much. >> stephen: joel osteen's "the power of i am" is available now. we'll be right back. aflac. ohh ah ah aflac! aaaaf-lac! ta-daa! he's not a very good magician. he paid my claim in just one day. one day?! shh! how does he do it? in just one day, we process, approve and pay. one day pay, only from aflac. recently we've noticed some ads created by these two birds, inviting you to stay away from well dear r ndex users these ads are false. sfx: squeaks from window cleaning clean glass is better than dirty glass. don't stand for dirty. use windex. announcement: this storm promises to be the biggest of the decade. with total accumulation of up to three feet. roads will be shut down indefinitely. and schools are closed. campbell's soups go great with a cold and a nice red. this is shaving. a blade. many blades. sharp blades. blades here, blades there. some more over there... whoa! that's not another blade. this is shielding. with lubrication here and here. the new gillette with proshield lubrication before and after the blades shields from irritation for a
thank you so much. >> stephen: joel osteen's "the power of i am" is available now. we'll be right back. aflac. ohh ah ah aflac! aaaaf-lac! ta-daa! he's not a very good magician. he paid my claim in just one day. one day?! shh! how does he do it? in just one day, we process, approve and pay. one day pay, only from aflac. recently we've noticed some ads created by these two birds, inviting you to stay away from well dear r ndex users these ads are false. sfx: squeaks from window...
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we'll be right back, with pastor joel osteen. there was a giant made by men.h and bone. but bricks and mortar, paper and ink. its eyes couldn't see. its heart couldn't beat. it was too big to fail. and too big to succeed. this is the beginning of a bankless world. don't bank. sofi. ♪ starin♪ at it by malibu n helene ♪ stand out. by design. ♪ that feeling recaptured. ♪ by design. ♪ ♪ dry spray? ♪ that's fun. ♪ it's already dry! no wait time. this is great. it's very soft. can i keep it? (laughs) all the care of dove... ...now in a dry antiperspirant spray. ♪ only kraft natural cheese has a touch of philadelphia cream cheese, so whatever you make, is creamier than ever. ♪ ♪ ,,,, i'm a customer relationship i'm roy gmanager.ith pg&e. anderson valley brewing company is definitely a leader in the adoption of energy efficiency. pg&e is a strong supporter of solar energy. we focus on helping our customers understand it and be able to apply it in the best way possible. not only is it good for the environment, it's good for the businesses' bottom line. these are our ne
we'll be right back, with pastor joel osteen. there was a giant made by men.h and bone. but bricks and mortar, paper and ink. its eyes couldn't see. its heart couldn't beat. it was too big to fail. and too big to succeed. this is the beginning of a bankless world. don't bank. sofi. ♪ starin♪ at it by malibu n helene ♪ stand out. by design. ♪ that feeling recaptured. ♪ by design. ♪ ♪ dry spray? ♪ that's fun. ♪ it's already dry! no wait time. this is great. it's very soft. can i...
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then i'll talk with pastor joel osteen. ( cheers and applause ) the good news. pastor has a new book called "the power of i am," something i learned long ago when i first tried greening as and ham. then we'll hear a performance by singer-songwriter m. ward. ( cheers and applause ) his upcoming album-- his upcoming album is called "more rain." i just hope he didn't get that forecast from a groundhog. ( band playing ) oh, that right there is jon batiste and the stay human symphony orchestra. say hi. ( cheers and applause ) they're about to bring you to your feet and me to my seat. but before they do, one more thing: a new super bowl commercial is going to feature babies conceived after previous super bowl wins. i'm just worried about getting those babies up on the >> tonight, stephen welcomes. david schwimmer. pastor joel osteen. and a musical performance by m. ward. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now it's time for "the late show with stephen colbert"! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! hello! >> jon: yup, yup, yup.
then i'll talk with pastor joel osteen. ( cheers and applause ) the good news. pastor has a new book called "the power of i am," something i learned long ago when i first tried greening as and ham. then we'll hear a performance by singer-songwriter m. ward. ( cheers and applause ) his upcoming album-- his upcoming album is called "more rain." i just hope he didn't get that forecast from a groundhog. ( band playing ) oh, that right there is jon batiste and the stay human...
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vo: know that together you can establish >> joel osteen: god bless you. it's great to be with you today. and if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. i promise you we'll make you feel right at home. i like to start with something funny. and i heard about this pastor, he was raising money for a new sanctuary. and he told his congregation, "i've got good news and i've
vo: know that together you can establish >> joel osteen: god bless you. it's great to be with you today. and if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. i promise you we'll make you feel right at home. i like to start with something funny. and i heard about this pastor, he was raising money for a new sanctuary. and he told his congregation, "i've got good news and i've
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we'll be right back, with pastor joel osteen. there was a giant made by men. not from flesh and bone. paper and ink. its eyes couldn't see. its heart couldn't beat. it was too big to fail. and too big to succeed. this is the beginning of a bankless world. don't bank. sofi. starin' at it by malibu n helene stand out. by design. that feeling recaptured. by design. dry spray? that's fun. it's already dry! no wait time. this is great. it's very soft. can i keep it? (laughs) all the care antiperspirant spray. only kraft natural cheese has a touch of philadelphia cream cheese, so whatever you make, ,, (donkey sound) (elephant sound) there's a big difference between making noise, (tapping sound) and making sense. (elephant sound) (donkey sound) when it comes to we need more than our next president needs a real plan to keep social security strong. (elephant noise) hey candidates. enough talk. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. my next guest is a pastor and bestselling author who has been described as one of the most influential christian lead
we'll be right back, with pastor joel osteen. there was a giant made by men. not from flesh and bone. paper and ink. its eyes couldn't see. its heart couldn't beat. it was too big to fail. and too big to succeed. this is the beginning of a bankless world. don't bank. sofi. starin' at it by malibu n helene stand out. by design. that feeling recaptured. by design. dry spray? that's fun. it's already dry! no wait time. this is great. it's very soft. can i keep it? (laughs) all the care...
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don't forget to stay up for the late show with stephen colbert and his guests david schwimmer and joel osteen. live look at the fog on i-275 southbound at roosevelt snowstorm hitting colorado is making for dangerous travel conditions right now. take a look at this video near denver.. this is from a nine vehicle crash in parker which closed the road for a few hours. four people were taken to the hospital for minor to moderate injuries. hundreds of flights in and out of denver have been canceled. bill cosby returns to court this morning in pennsylvania. the comedian's lawyers are trying to get the criminal sex assault case against him thrown out. they claim a former district attorney agreed not to prosecute cosby in exchange for his case brought on by his accuser years ago. however, the current prosecutor says he has no evidence of any immunity deal. a tampa man is behind bars this morning after guns, grenades and pipe bombs were found in his home on north lincoln avenue. a friend and co- worker tipped off investigators. investigators say michael ramos admitted that he knew people could be kill
don't forget to stay up for the late show with stephen colbert and his guests david schwimmer and joel osteen. live look at the fog on i-275 southbound at roosevelt snowstorm hitting colorado is making for dangerous travel conditions right now. take a look at this video near denver.. this is from a nine vehicle crash in parker which closed the road for a few hours. four people were taken to the hospital for minor to moderate injuries. hundreds of flights in and out of denver have been canceled....
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don't forget to stay up for the late show with stephen colbert and his guests david schwimmer and joel osteen. don't forget, you can always take 10 news with you just download the 10 news app. it's a fast look at breaking news, you won't miss a thing. search wtsp 10 news in the app tumbling 40 feet! talk about a wipeout! tom dosland was knocked off his board during a competition off the coast of maui. amazingly, he walked away with only a stiff neck and a broken board. dosland said that giant wave was like a sea monster rising up out of the ocean. the wave may have knocked him down, but he was back out coming up on 10 we have everything you need to know about the iowa caucus. as a massive snowstorm continues to move east, hundreds of flights are being cancelled and people in kansas could expect a few inches of snow by this morning. and super bowl 50 opening night kicked off with a huge production in san jose, california. both teams entertained the crowd with a halftime show in between. whether you have ten minutes or thirty--you'll get everything you need to start your day. we'll see you back
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joining us tonight [music] >> joel osteen: well, it's a joy to come into your homes. and if you're ever in our area, i hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services. i promise you we'll make you feel right at home, but we thank you so much for tuning in today. and thank you again for coming out. i'd like to start with something funny. and i heard about this archaeologist in new york, he dug down 10 feet and found traces of copper wiring he concluded that new yorkers
joining us tonight [music] >> joel osteen: well, it's a joy to come into your homes. and if you're ever in our area, i hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services. i promise you we'll make you feel right at home, but we thank you so much for tuning in today. and thank you again for coming out. i'd like to start with something funny. and i heard about this archaeologist in new york, he dug down 10 feet and found traces of copper wiring he concluded that new yorkers
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a he la lwe n a n orevo" by ntinxt ws >> joel osteen: god bless today. and if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. i promise you we'll make you feel right at home. i like to start with something funny. and i heard about this pastor, he was raising money for a new sanctuary. and he told his congregation, "i've got good news and i've got bad news. the good news is we have plenty of money for our new sanctuary. the bad news is it's still in your pockets." say it like you mean it. this is my bible. i am what it says i am. i have what it says i have. i can do what it says i can do. today, i will be taught the word of god. i boldly confess my mind is alert, my heart is receptive, i will never be the same, in jesus' name. god bless you. i want to talk to you today about distinctive favor. there's something god has put on you that causes you to be different. it's a favor that makes a
a he la lwe n a n orevo" by ntinxt ws >> joel osteen: god bless today. and if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. i promise you we'll make you feel right at home. i like to start with something funny. and i heard about this pastor, he was raising money for a new sanctuary. and he told his congregation, "i've got good news and i've got bad news. the good news is we have plenty of money for our new sanctuary. the bad news is it's still in...
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i was preaching for joel osteen in houston. joel's got a great work there, he and victoria. and his mother dodie and john had been long-time friends. i've preached years ago when i was in my 30s. i was preaching for john osteen. he had a little book called the place called there. and he mentions how elijah woke up one morning and the brook had dried up, because the place called "there" had changed. and god says, "now go to zaraphath. i've commanded a widow woman to feed you there." wherever you're supposed to be, divine prosperity is there. money is anywhere god wanted you to be. "well, mike, there's no money where i'm at." can you get the message? shore, and he's hollering at the... disciples, "children, have you any meat?" they said, "we fished all night and there's no fish." and jesus said, "they're not over there; they're on the other side of the boat." [laughter] provision is the confirmation you are in the place of your assignment. money is anywhere god wants you to be. it's called the law of place. got time for a couple more? >> sure you do. >> six, the law of honor. t
i was preaching for joel osteen in houston. joel's got a great work there, he and victoria. and his mother dodie and john had been long-time friends. i've preached years ago when i was in my 30s. i was preaching for john osteen. he had a little book called the place called there. and he mentions how elijah woke up one morning and the brook had dried up, because the place called "there" had changed. and god says, "now go to zaraphath. i've commanded a widow woman to feed you...
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simple thing but it made me smile made me happy made my day [music] >> joel osteen: well, god bless you, and thanks for bein' with us today. and if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. i promise ya we'll make ya feel right at home. i like to start with something funny each week, and they're just a joke. don't be offended. i heard about this man.
simple thing but it made me smile made me happy made my day [music] >> joel osteen: well, god bless you, and thanks for bein' with us today. and if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. i promise ya we'll make ya feel right at home. i like to start with something funny each week, and they're just a joke. don't be offended. i heard about this man.
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. >> tonight, colbert welcomes david schwimmer and pastor joel osteen. don't miss it, at 11:35 on news 6. >> thank you for watching news 6
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. >> joel osteen: god bless it's great to be with you today. and if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. i promise you we'll make you feel right at home. i like to start with something funny. and i heard about this pastor, he was raising money for a new sanctuary. and he told his congregation, "i've got good news and i've got bad news. the good news is we have plenty of money for our new sanctuary. the bad news is it's still in your pockets." say it like you mean it. this is my bible. i am what it says i am. i have what it says i have. i can do what it says i can do. today, i will be taught the word of god. i boldly confess my mind is alert, my heart is receptive, i will never be the same, in jesus' name. god bless you. i want to talk to you today about distinctive favor.
. >> joel osteen: god bless it's great to be with you today. and if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. i promise you we'll make you feel right at home. i like to start with something funny. and i heard about this pastor, he was raising money for a new sanctuary. and he told his congregation, "i've got good news and i've got bad news. the good news is we have plenty of money for our new sanctuary. the bad news is it's still in your...
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you can check us out on we're all ove >> joel osteen: well, god bless you, and thanks for bein' with us today. and if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. make ya feel right at home. i like to start with something funny each week, and they're just a joke. don't be offended. i heard about this man. he was sitting in a dark restaurant. he said to the lady sitting next to him, "would you like to hear a blond joke?" she said, "well, before you tell me, you should know that i'm blond, 6-foot tall, and a professional bodybuilder. the lady next to me is blond, 6'2", and a professional wrestler, and the lady next to her is blond, 6'5", and the kickboxing champion of the world. now, do ya still wanna tell me?" he thought about it a moment and said, "no, not if i'm gonna have to explain it three times." i'm gonna need a ride home today, but anyway. say it like ya mean it. this is my bible. i am what it says i am. i have what it says i have. i can do what it says i can do. today, i will be taught the word of god. i boldly confess: my mind is alert, my he
you can check us out on we're all ove >> joel osteen: well, god bless you, and thanks for bein' with us today. and if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. make ya feel right at home. i like to start with something funny each week, and they're just a joke. don't be offended. i heard about this man. he was sitting in a dark restaurant. he said to the lady sitting next to him, "would you like to hear a blond joke?" she said, "well,...
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music >> joel osteen: god bless you. it's great to be with you today. and if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. i promise you we'll make you feel right at home. i like to start with something funny. and i heard about this pastor, he was raising money for a new sanctuary. and he told his congregation, "i've got good news and i've got bad news. the good news is we have plenty of money for our new sanctuary. the bad news is it's still in your pockets." say it like you mean it. this is my bible. i am what it says i am. i have what it says i have. i can do what it says i can do. today, i will be taught the word of god. i boldly confess my mind is alert, my heart is receptive, i will never be the same, in jesus' name. god bless you. i want to talk to you today about distinctive favor. there's something god has put
music >> joel osteen: god bless you. it's great to be with you today. and if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. i promise you we'll make you feel right at home. i like to start with something funny. and i heard about this pastor, he was raising money for a new sanctuary. and he told his congregation, "i've got good news and i've got bad news. the good news is we have plenty of money for our new sanctuary. the bad news is it's still in your...
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music >> joel osteen: may god bless you, and thanks for letting us come into your homes today. and if you're ever in our area, i hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services. these are the finest people in all of houston, texas, right here at lakewood. but come on out whenever you can. thanks for tuning in. i like to start with something funny. and i heard about this baptist man named bill. he liked to sneak out to the horse races and bet. and one day after losing almost all of his money, he out onto the tracks and bless a horse. sure enough, that horse won first place. the next race, he blessed another horse. that horse won again. seeing this, bill went down to the atm machine, took out all of his money. this time he saw the priest not just touch the horse's forehead, but his eyes, his ears, and all of his legs. and feeling confident, he bet all of his money. but on the middle of that race, the horse fell down he couldn't believe it. he said to the priest, "what in the world happened?" he said, "that's the problem with you protestants, you don't know the difference
music >> joel osteen: may god bless you, and thanks for letting us come into your homes today. and if you're ever in our area, i hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services. these are the finest people in all of houston, texas, right here at lakewood. but come on out whenever you can. thanks for tuning in. i like to start with something funny. and i heard about this baptist man named bill. he liked to sneak out to the horse races and bet. and one day after losing almost all...
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de sen a vons becasm aynds c ipperoteus of on lly chs itda [music] >> joel osteen: well, god bein' with us today. and if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. i promise ya we'll make ya feel right at home. i like to start with something funny each week, and they're just a joke. don't be offended. i heard about this man. he was sitting in a dark restaurant. he said to the lady sitting next to him, "would you like to hear a blond joke?" she said, "well, before you tell me, you should know that i'm blond, 6-foot tall, and a professional bodybuilder. the lady next to me is blond, 6'2", and a professional wrestler, and the lady next to her is blond, 6'5", and the kickboxing champion of the world. now, do ya still wanna tell me?" he thought about it a moment and said, "no, not if i'm gonna have to explain it three times." i'm gonna need a ride home today, but anyway. say it like ya mean it. this is my bible. i am what it says i am. i have what it says i have. i can do what it says i can do.
de sen a vons becasm aynds c ipperoteus of on lly chs itda [music] >> joel osteen: well, god bein' with us today. and if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. i promise ya we'll make ya feel right at home. i like to start with something funny each week, and they're just a joke. don't be offended. i heard about this man. he was sitting in a dark restaurant. he said to the lady sitting next to him, "would you like to hear a blond joke?" she...
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music usic] >> joel osteen: well, god bless you, and thanks for bein' with us today. and if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. i promise ya we'll make ya feel right at home. i like to start with something funny each week, and they're just a joke. don't be offended. i heard about this man. he was sitting in a dark restaurant. he said to the lady sitting next to him, "would you like to hear a blond joke?" she said, "well, before you tell me, you should know that i'm blond, 6-foot tall, and a professional bodybuilder. the lady next to me is blond, 6'2", and a professional wrestler, and the lady next to her is blond, 6'5", and the kickboxing champion of the world. now, do ya still wanna tell me?" he thought about it a moment and said, "no, not if i'm gonna have to explain it three times." i'm gonna need a ride home today, but anyway. say it like ya mean it. this is my bible.
music usic] >> joel osteen: well, god bless you, and thanks for bein' with us today. and if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. i promise ya we'll make ya feel right at home. i like to start with something funny each week, and they're just a joke. don't be offended. i heard about this man. he was sitting in a dark restaurant. he said to the lady sitting next to him, "would you like to hear a blond joke?" she said, "well, before you...
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okay, i'll work on it. ...with prism tv plus gig internet speed [music] >> joel osteen: well, god bless you, and thanks for bein' with us today. and if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. i promise ya we'll make ya feel right at home. i like to start with something funny each week, and they're just a joke. don't be offended. i heard about this man. he was sitting in a dark restaurant. he said to the lady sitting next to him, "would you like to hear a blond joke?"
okay, i'll work on it. ...with prism tv plus gig internet speed [music] >> joel osteen: well, god bless you, and thanks for bein' with us today. and if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. i promise ya we'll make ya feel right at home. i like to start with something funny each week, and they're just a joke. don't be offended. i heard about this man. he was sitting in a dark restaurant. he said to the lady sitting next to him, "would you like...
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tune in tomorrow, when my guests will be david schwimmer, pastor joel osteen, and a musical performance by m. ward. now stick around for james corden. goodnight! ladies and gentlemen all the way from washington, give it up for your host the one, the only, james corden! [cheers and applause] >> james: hello. good evening, welcome. nice to see you. thank you for staying up for us. ladies and gentlemen you can feel the electricity in the air. that's right it's 12:30 a.m. which means right now it is officially the biggest holiday of the year it's groundhog day. [cheers and applause]{ >> james: you know how it works if a groundhog sees its shadow it will be a long winter if he and if the groundhog humps your leg it's a dog and you should stop buying them on craigslist and a new study found purchl purchl phil >> punxsutawney phil is wrong 61% of the time. in los angeles we have a different version of groundhog day where if a real{ housewife sees her crows feet it will be six more weeks of plastic surgery. in england we don't even have groundhog day. it doesn't exist. we have a weird thing cal
tune in tomorrow, when my guests will be david schwimmer, pastor joel osteen, and a musical performance by m. ward. now stick around for james corden. goodnight! ladies and gentlemen all the way from washington, give it up for your host the one, the only, james corden! [cheers and applause] >> james: hello. good evening, welcome. nice to see you. thank you for staying up for us. ladies and gentlemen you can feel the electricity in the air. that's right it's 12:30 a.m. which means right...
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tune in tomorrow, when my guests will be david schwimmer, pastor joel osteen, and a corden.
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tune in tomorrow, when my guests will be david schwimmer, pastor joel osteen, and a musical performance by m. ward. now stick around for james corden. good night! captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> reggie: are you ready to have some fun feel the love tonight don't you worry 'bout it's the late, late show >> ladies and gentlemen, all the way from washington, give it up only, james corden!
tune in tomorrow, when my guests will be david schwimmer, pastor joel osteen, and a musical performance by m. ward. now stick around for james corden. good night! captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> reggie: are you ready to have some fun feel the love tonight don't you worry 'bout it's the late, late show >> ladies and gentlemen, all the way from washington, give it up only, james corden!
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some of the flurries could make its way into the metro area late monday night into tuesday >> joel osteen: may god bless you, and thanks for letting us come into your homes today. and if you're ever in our area, i hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services. these are the finest people in all of houston, texas, right here at lakewood. but come on out whenever you can. thanks for tuning in. i like to start with something funny. and i heard about this baptist man named bill. he liked to sneak out to the horse races and bet.
some of the flurries could make its way into the metro area late monday night into tuesday >> joel osteen: may god bless you, and thanks for letting us come into your homes today. and if you're ever in our area, i hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services. these are the finest people in all of houston, texas, right here at lakewood. but come on out whenever you can. thanks for tuning in. i like to start with something funny. and i heard about this baptist man named bill. he...
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tune in tomorrow, when my guests will be david schwimmer, pastor joel osteen, and a musical performancewgbh access.wgbh.org >> reggie: ♪ are you ready to have some fun ♪ feel the love tonight don't you worry 'bout ♪ it's the late, late show >> ladies and gentlemen, all the way from washington, give it up for your host, the
tune in tomorrow, when my guests will be david schwimmer, pastor joel osteen, and a musical performancewgbh access.wgbh.org >> reggie: ♪ are you ready to have some fun ♪ feel the love tonight don't you worry 'bout ♪ it's the late, late show >> ladies and gentlemen, all the way from washington, give it up for your host, the
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. >> joel osteen: god bless you. it's great to be with you today. and if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. i promise you we'll make you feel right at home. i like to start with something funny. and i heard about this pastor, he was raising money for a new sanctuary. and he told his congregation, "i've got good news and i've got bad news. the good news is we have plenty of money
. >> joel osteen: god bless you. it's great to be with you today. and if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. i promise you we'll make you feel right at home. i like to start with something funny. and i heard about this pastor, he was raising money for a new sanctuary. and he told his congregation, "i've got good news and i've got bad news. the good news is we have plenty of money
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i'll see you tomorrow on the "gma" oscar special from >> joel osteen: may god bless you, and thanks for letting us come into your homes today. and if you're ever in our area, i hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services. these are the finest people in all of houston, texas, right here at lakewood. but come on out whenever you can. thanks for tuning in. i like to start with something funny.
i'll see you tomorrow on the "gma" oscar special from >> joel osteen: may god bless you, and thanks for letting us come into your homes today. and if you're ever in our area, i hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services. these are the finest people in all of houston, texas, right here at lakewood. but come on out whenever you can. thanks for tuning in. i like to start with something funny.