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john: glee is accurate.hat's what you're telling me? >> i think glee is a slightly exaggerated version of something that could maybe exist in an artist's mind >> john: you just got back from as well. which star wars character gave you the creepiest hug? >> i got gypped. first off, i am a star wars fanatic. as a kindergartener i thought i was princess leia straight up. when r2d2 came out of the elevator i got ridiculously soaked. r2d2 is in that elevator. i was like where? where? it was r2d2 just chilling >> john: that's kind of r2d2's thing. >> he just sort of chills john: he just rolls around night and chilled. >> smooth john: and so enthusiastic. yet it blurs the line between enthusiasm and intimidation. >> oh, yeah. i mean, i think was definitely intimidated. it was slightly intimidating. i was only there for a day so i thought a lot of interior hotel rooms doing interviews and such. from where we were we could see a river of humans. it was domestics at its greatest >> john: that is a perfect noun. a roll
john: glee is accurate.hat's what you're telling me? >> i think glee is a slightly exaggerated version of something that could maybe exist in an artist's mind >> john: you just got back from as well. which star wars character gave you the creepiest hug? >> i got gypped. first off, i am a star wars fanatic. as a kindergartener i thought i was princess leia straight up. when r2d2 came out of the elevator i got ridiculously soaked. r2d2 is in that elevator. i was like where?...
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john: just ask the spanish. i was reading that you recently endorsed christine quinn here for mayor in new york. >> yes. john: are you absolutely sure you don't want to give anthony weiner a fifth chance? are you sure, tim? >> i think anthony weiner's name is a metaphor for how he is and will behave as a mayor if we're foolish enough to elect him. it's a little frightening. >> john: it will be amazing but i don't think new yorkers are going to do that. i can't believe if my heart of hearts. >> i'm going to be going around on september 10 which is the day of the primary making certain that they're well informed about their decision-making. >> john: project runway is back for your 134th season. >> i hope it doesn't feel like that. >> john: this time you have the ability to overrule a judge's decision. >> i do. john: you are god. thank you. i have to tell you though what happened was that in season 11, i intervened with the judging process near the very end of the season because an incredible designer was being eli
john: just ask the spanish. i was reading that you recently endorsed christine quinn here for mayor in new york. >> yes. john: are you absolutely sure you don't want to give anthony weiner a fifth chance? are you sure, tim? >> i think anthony weiner's name is a metaphor for how he is and will behave as a mayor if we're foolish enough to elect him. it's a little frightening. >> john: it will be amazing but i don't think new yorkers are going to do that. i can't believe if my...
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john: gasland part 2.h fox, ladies and gentlemen. y comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> john: that's our show. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is your moment of zen. >> the supreme court now pronounces you man and man, wife and wife or man and wife. >> whoa! whoo-hoo! whoa! whoa! [audience ohs] [cheers and applause] >> was that a "suislide" attempt? [laughter] welcome to tosh.o. it was recently brought to my attention that there is another television show out there called "the soup," completely ripping off our format. the whole idea of standing in front of a green screen and showing clips came to me in a dream. it was like a crazy dream with greg kinnear, but he didn't look like greg kinnear. [laughter]
john: gasland part 2.h fox, ladies and gentlemen. y comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> john: that's our show. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is your moment of zen. >> the supreme court now pronounces you man and man, wife and wife or man and wife. >> whoa! whoo-hoo! whoa! whoa! [audience ohs] [cheers and applause] >> was that a "suislide" attempt? [laughter] welcome to tosh.o. it was recently brought to my...
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john: an argument?tell you, 200,000 chinese students increasingly tender ages because they don't know how to teach kids. we as their kids, they start. john: in america. >> right. in chinese they do our culture is right and no laws are wrong. john: 20000 from venture-catal is, 75 from an angel. >> easier to get venture-capital probably a policy where you don't want peopleomin year. it requires a significant investment. john: and it is harder now than they used to be for an immigrant to start a business. >> charter because so many people want to. we made it much more difficult. we don't treat people as well as they used to. we haveompetition and we have higher corporate taxes. a lot of things are working against this in the long term and we have to change as a couny of one to succeed because other countries now are doing will we're doing. we are not getting the best and brightest. i have seen harvard ph.d. to tears in their eyes being kicked out of the country. they want to stay here and hire people and g
john: an argument?tell you, 200,000 chinese students increasingly tender ages because they don't know how to teach kids. we as their kids, they start. john: in america. >> right. in chinese they do our culture is right and no laws are wrong. john: 20000 from venture-catal is, 75 from an angel. >> easier to get venture-capital probably a policy where you don't want peopleomin year. it requires a significant investment. john: and it is harder now than they used to be for an immigrant...
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john: 50? >> 6% play outside on their own because parents are afraid thinking something will terrible happened they will be kidnapped or fall down and they will be bullied. john: you became the point* person after you write an articlabout a loving your nine year-old to take the subway by himself and you are correctly called america's worst mom. if you google america's worst on it is you. >> 77 google pages which was at last count. john: maybe you are. >> maybe but there is a lot of people to start to agree with me and realize for some reason we have been sold on the idea this generation can do anything on their own. my friends granddaughter is enrolled at what class? seven months old what do they do? >> she is enrolled in crawling class. i guess this is what you get on your way out in these of our baby kneepads because you decorated the nursery in crash glass. this is around because we're told this generation is so vulnerable they cannot do anything safely or successfully that is why they're no
john: 50? >> 6% play outside on their own because parents are afraid thinking something will terrible happened they will be kidnapped or fall down and they will be bullied. john: you became the point* person after you write an articlabout a loving your nine year-old to take the subway by himself and you are correctly called america's worst mom. if you google america's worst on it is you. >> 77 google pages which was at last count. john: maybe you are. >> maybe but there is a...
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you heard the supreme court, john.ryone has to get gay married. >> john: that is not what the supreme court ruled. >> yes, it is. haven't you been listening to conservatives? traditional marriage is dead. everyone has to get gay married effectively immediately or obama's thugs take you to jail. >> john: none of that is going to happen. >> reporter: john, i can't take that risk. i have a wife and kids. so confused. where is my financee? >> john: al, al. the justice of the peace is waiting. let's go. and what are you wearing? that shorts are way too long. i mean, we don't have our roler skates on yet. >> john: are you guys getting married in a 1980 stereotype? >> shut up. we're new to this. come on. let's go, sugar tits. >> don't talk to me like that in front of people. >> here we go again with the attitude. this is a [bleep] nightmare. >> john: congratulations you two. you should really read the court decision in full. thank you very much, guys. we're going to have much, much more coverage tomorrow on these landmark gay
you heard the supreme court, john.ryone has to get gay married. >> john: that is not what the supreme court ruled. >> yes, it is. haven't you been listening to conservatives? traditional marriage is dead. everyone has to get gay married effectively immediately or obama's thugs take you to jail. >> john: none of that is going to happen. >> reporter: john, i can't take that risk. i have a wife and kids. so confused. where is my financee? >> john: al, al. the justice...
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>> john: yes.nk underage pregnancy and trailer park culture are god punishing us. >> the midwest. >> john: that's our show. i want to thank, jim norton frank conniff, and sherrod small. this is "viewpoint," we are still here on current tv, five more weeks, good night, mom. we'll see you tomorrow. ♪ >> joy: tonight, nsa whistleblower edward snowden comes forward to say that big brother is watching. thanks goodness, i didn't think anyone was watching this show. plus my holly rollers panel will try to figure out why so many hollywood celebrities are atheists. and dr. ruth is here to talk about sex. boy, does that woman have a one-track mind. all of that and more on "say anything." [♪ theme music ♪] >> joy: is america in the middle of a moral breakdown? and if so
>> john: yes.nk underage pregnancy and trailer park culture are god punishing us. >> the midwest. >> john: that's our show. i want to thank, jim norton frank conniff, and sherrod small. this is "viewpoint," we are still here on current tv, five more weeks, good night, mom. we'll see you tomorrow. ♪ >> joy: tonight, nsa whistleblower edward snowden comes forward to say that big brother is watching. thanks goodness, i didn't think anyone was watching this show....
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john: thank you.g up, a libertarian has a plan to turn part of detroit into a mostly government-free zone. will that work? are will confront the politician who won't talk. next, the rain reason -- the main reason detroit is broke. ♪ >> we can borrow. in fact charlie really couldn't borrow money more recently. we'll them. >> detroit's new emergency manager. detroit's elected politicians spent all the money. this spend billions more. suppose to give detroit out of that mess without stripping workers of their pensions until care is not clear. michigan's former state majority leader. what will happen? >> the judge will push t reset button. it will be the largest city in america ever to go into bankruptcy, federal bankruptcy. everybody, kern workers, carothers 47 separate public unions in the city of detroit. in fact, some of the unions have only one member. it's hard for me to envision. of one man union. and i just don't think politically a union can go to its members and say we agree to wage cuts or cuts
john: thank you.g up, a libertarian has a plan to turn part of detroit into a mostly government-free zone. will that work? are will confront the politician who won't talk. next, the rain reason -- the main reason detroit is broke. ♪ >> we can borrow. in fact charlie really couldn't borrow money more recently. we'll them. >> detroit's new emergency manager. detroit's elected politicians spent all the money. this spend billions more. suppose to give detroit out of that mess without...
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here's some news, john. (yelling). [ cheers and applause ] >> they will use any excuse to throw a party. >> why are we here again? john: the birth of the next king of england. >> oh, yeah, look at this. any excuse for a party, right. seriously. [ cheers and applause ] >> [bleep] knows what i'm talking about. >> john: i think that's a fake horse. >> no, this is a real horse. john: no, i'm pretty sure that's a fake horse. >> no, it's not. i wouldn't swimming in the hotel pool. three of them. >> john: but that may be. but that is two men in a horse costume. >> it's a fake horse. come here. horsy. horse. >> you lied to me. john: we'll be right [ cheers and applause ] >> john: my guest tonight is on the council of foreign relations. a case for putting america's house in order. please welcome richard haass. [ cheers and applause ] >> john: foreign policy begins at home but just to be clear it doesn't stay there, does it? >> that is not the prescription for this book. this is more like an exercise manual for americ
here's some news, john. (yelling). [ cheers and applause ] >> they will use any excuse to throw a party. >> why are we here again? john: the birth of the next king of england. >> oh, yeah, look at this. any excuse for a party, right. seriously. [ cheers and applause ] >> [bleep] knows what i'm talking about. >> john: i think that's a fake horse. >> no, this is a real horse. john: no, i'm pretty sure that's a fake horse. >> no, it's not. i wouldn't...
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john: thank you.ck around most american support try to show the folly of our instinctive reaction. when there's a problem, people think the new law will solve the problem honda. one group of people, those of the pechora open on manage a business. you discover and includes rules the can to achieve. >> i cannot physically complying john: it runs a flower shop. he was just sued. and a woman in a wheelchair cleanses stow was not excessively. even though he has a bell. >> have iran and. she didn't come to my store. john: it turns out the woman has filed 46 similar lawsuits. >> there was to play in the new. john: she sibila her him it would live with the fact. john: sounds like extortion will want one. that make us 210 doesn't. he fights -- john: the americans with disabilities. >> well, there are overwhelmingly passed and then when. and didn't. >> let's talk with this issue. the governments did not have enough time then. in written is under an innocent man who incident. was open along with katz the militan
john: thank you.ck around most american support try to show the folly of our instinctive reaction. when there's a problem, people think the new law will solve the problem honda. one group of people, those of the pechora open on manage a business. you discover and includes rules the can to achieve. >> i cannot physically complying john: it runs a flower shop. he was just sued. and a woman in a wheelchair cleanses stow was not excessively. even though he has a bell. >> have iran and....
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john: thank you.g up, a libertarian has a plan to turn part of detroit into a mostly government-free zone. will that work? are will confront the politician who won't talk. next, the rain reason -- the main reason detroit is broke. ♪ at a dry cleleaner, we replaced people wi a mhine. what? customers didn't like it. so why do banks do it? hello? hello?! if your bank doesn't let you talk to a real person 24/7, you need an ally. hello? ally bank. your mon needs an ally. then you'll know how uncomfortable it can be. [ crickets chirping ] but did you know that the lack of saliva can also lead to tooth decay and bad breath? [ exhales deeply ] [ male announcer ] well there is biotene. specially formulated with moisturizers and lubricants, biotene can provide soothing relief and it helps keep your mouth healthy, too. [ applause ] biotene -- for people who suffer from dry mouth. woman: what do you mean, homeowners insurance doesn't cover floods? [ art rate increases ] man: a few inches of water caused all thi [
john: thank you.g up, a libertarian has a plan to turn part of detroit into a mostly government-free zone. will that work? are will confront the politician who won't talk. next, the rain reason -- the main reason detroit is broke. ♪ at a dry cleleaner, we replaced people wi a mhine. what? customers didn't like it. so why do banks do it? hello? hello?! if your bank doesn't let you talk to a real person 24/7, you need an ally. hello? ally bank. your mon needs an ally. then you'll know how...
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i'm john oliver. jon stewart is off for the summer performing a david blaine-like stunt where he spends 90 straight days not hosting a talk show. my guest tonight is fareed zakaria. this is-- ( cheers and applause ) yes. this is actually his 17th time on the show, so he literally has more experience with interview segments on this show than i do. ( laughter ) but first, it seems like a supreme court decision on gay marriage will come down some time in the next two weeks. there have already been some seismic changes recently in our nation's sole landscape. >> after months of consideration about initiatives as divided its ranks, during a passionate debate, tonight the boy scouts of america has voted to allow openly gay members. >> john: yes! ( cheers and applause ) yes! yes! yes! now, that is wonderful news for gay boy scouts, but-- ( laughter ) a tragic end for the merit badge for closet staining. easy to earn that badge. difficult to keep. but this progress is actually not quite what it seems. >> this
i'm john oliver. jon stewart is off for the summer performing a david blaine-like stunt where he spends 90 straight days not hosting a talk show. my guest tonight is fareed zakaria. this is-- ( cheers and applause ) yes. this is actually his 17th time on the show, so he literally has more experience with interview segments on this show than i do. ( laughter ) but first, it seems like a supreme court decision on gay marriage will come down some time in the next two weeks. there have already been...
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john: thank you both so much. john: thank you both so much. we wi any last requests mr. baldwin?o you mind grabbing my phone and opening the capital one purchase eraser? i need to redeem some venture miles before my demise. okay. it's easy to erase any rece travel expense i want. just pick that flight right there. mmm hmmm. give it a few taps, and...it's taken care of. this is pretty easy, and i see it works on hotels too. you bet. now if you like that, press the red button otop. ♪ how did he not see that coming? what's in your w wallet? for their family. that's why i created the honest company. i was just a concerned mom, with a crazy dream. a wish that there was a company that i could rely on, that did all of the hard work for me. i'm jeica alba, and the honest company was my dream. [ male announcer ] legalzoom has helped a million businesses successfully get started, including jessica's. launch your dream at legalzoom today. call us. we're here to help. john: is america wrong? no, thankfully we are not as bad. in a hundred different ways. our taxes are actually higher than mos
john: thank you both so much. john: thank you both so much. we wi any last requests mr. baldwin?o you mind grabbing my phone and opening the capital one purchase eraser? i need to redeem some venture miles before my demise. okay. it's easy to erase any rece travel expense i want. just pick that flight right there. mmm hmmm. give it a few taps, and...it's taken care of. this is pretty easy, and i see it works on hotels too. you bet. now if you like that, press the red button otop. ♪ how did he...
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john: 50? >> 6% play outside on their own because parents are afraid thinking something will terrible happened the will be kidnapped or fall down and they will be bullied. john: you became the point* person after you write an article about a loving your nine year-old to take the subway by himself and you are correctly called america's worst mom. if you google america's worst on it is you. >> 77 google page whh was at last count. john: maybe you are. >> maybe but there is a lot of people to start to agree with me and realize for some reason we have been sold on the idea this generation can do anything on their own. my friends granddaughter is enrolled at what class? seven months old what do they do? >> she is enrolled in crling class. i guess this is what you get on your way out in these of our baby kneepads because you decorated the nursery in crash glass. this is around because we'r told this generation is so vulnerable they cannot do anything safely or successfully that is why they're not out
john: 50? >> 6% play outside on their own because parents are afraid thinking something will terrible happened the will be kidnapped or fall down and they will be bullied. john: you became the point* person after you write an article about a loving your nine year-old to take the subway by himself and you are correctly called america's worst mom. if you google america's worst on it is you. >> 77 google page whh was at last count. john: maybe you are. >> maybe but there is a lot...
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>> i don't know, john. know why but the fact is that in addition to the group citizens united who is a party in the case having spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on an ad campaign for clarence thomas 20 years earlier clarence thomas' wife is politically engaged and that led to her accepting two enormous gifts which she then spent politically on tea party candidates or candidates who supported the affordable care act in 2010. now jenny thomas clarence thomas' wife now consults for non-profits and how they can deploy money politically. >> john: why was he able to give an opinion in the obamacare verdict? but a lot of folks know that scott walker was able to outspend his recall opponent 8-1. they don't know how invasive that money was other than tv ads. where did the cash go? >> some of the cash went--there was a loophole in wisconsin law that allowed walk for raise direct contributions an unlimited number for a certain amount of time. but the money being spent from outside by organizations like the ameri
>> i don't know, john. know why but the fact is that in addition to the group citizens united who is a party in the case having spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on an ad campaign for clarence thomas 20 years earlier clarence thomas' wife is politically engaged and that led to her accepting two enormous gifts which she then spent politically on tea party candidates or candidates who supported the affordable care act in 2010. now jenny thomas clarence thomas' wife now consults for...
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john: please welcome back to the show the brilliant actor. [ cheers and applause ] >> john: that's reallyor being here. >> thank you very much. john: congratulations on the royal baby. >> yes. i wasn't going to say but that's my kid, yeah. it is. it's my kid. i don't understand why... you see, i don't... i don't understand why it's a big deal. i don't know. there was what 50 babies born in brooklyn today probably. >> john: but none of them are going to be the greatest baby in the history of the world. >> no. this baby is born with a castle already. >> john: that's right. with a couple of castles. john: people in brooklyn just have a few white castles they can go and eat. that's subjectively less good. >> pretty good. john: blue jasmine a woody allen movie. >> right, right. john: as a comedian, that must have been pretty amazing to spend any time amount of time. >> all i wanted to do is meet him before he died. that was my goal. i mean, anybody, not because he's old but anybody. if he gets hit by a truck as easily as die of old age. >> john: woody, i'm so glad you didn't die before... >> i
john: please welcome back to the show the brilliant actor. [ cheers and applause ] >> john: that's reallyor being here. >> thank you very much. john: congratulations on the royal baby. >> yes. i wasn't going to say but that's my kid, yeah. it is. it's my kid. i don't understand why... you see, i don't... i don't understand why it's a big deal. i don't know. there was what 50 babies born in brooklyn today probably. >> john: but none of them are going to be the greatest...
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they never leave. >> john: that is our show. i'm john stossel.oil and transition turned deadly in egypt and expose a deep divide in the arab world. >> john: the country's first democratically elected leader forced from office. the military now in control and the path forward unclear as the u.s. walks a fine line with our largest arab ally. >> we are on the side of the egyptian people. we want their voices to be heard. we want all sides to engage with each other and work through a political solution. >> john: we will discuss with two key senators. republican bob corker and democrat jack reed. then, the battle over abortion in texas
they never leave. >> john: that is our show. i'm john stossel.oil and transition turned deadly in egypt and expose a deep divide in the arab world. >> john: the country's first democratically elected leader forced from office. the military now in control and the path forward unclear as the u.s. walks a fine line with our largest arab ally. >> we are on the side of the egyptian people. we want their voices to be heard. we want all sides to engage with each other and work...
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john: thank you both so much. john: thank you both so much. we wi every day we're working to be an even better company - and to keep our commitments. and we've made a big commitment to america. bp supports nearly 250,000 jobs here. through all of our energy operations, we invest more in the u.s. tha any other place in theorld. in fact, we've invested over $55 billion here in the last five years - making bp america's largest energy investor. our commitment has never been stronger. see these hands? they gripped the wheel of a humvee in afghanistan. these hands? they're here for the person who fought in afghanistan. john: is america wrong? no, thankfully we are not as bad. in a hundred different ways. our taxes are actually higher than most, but we don't have slaves. we also don't kill people for sports. when we go to war, misguided or not, we do not conquer or plunder. when we win, we usually leave. poor people live better than the emperors there. we have flush toilets, longer lives, painkillers, air-conditioning. our presidents actually leave o
john: thank you both so much. john: thank you both so much. we wi every day we're working to be an even better company - and to keep our commitments. and we've made a big commitment to america. bp supports nearly 250,000 jobs here. through all of our energy operations, we invest more in the u.s. tha any other place in theorld. in fact, we've invested over $55 billion here in the last five years - making bp america's largest energy investor. our commitment has never been stronger. see these...
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this is few point. [ ♪ theme music ♪ ] >> john: good evening, i'm john fugelsang and this is "viewpointkthaw so much for joining us tonight. after eight days in in a moscow airport, he's looking for a country that will give him asylum. snowden allegedly published a letter on the wikileaks site. in sans knee i can't president obama said that the u.s. was still going through regular channels to get snowden brought back proportion. >> there have been high level discussions with the russians about trying to find a solution to the problem. we are hopeful that the russian government makes decisions based on normal procedures regarding international travel and normal intersections that law enforcement has. >> last night russian officials said snowed den's asylum request could take a month to process and that an answer wasn't forthcoming yet. for his part, russian president vladimir putin said today that snowden could leave moscow airport's transit area if he could find another country that would take him in. or snowden could stay in russian so long as he abided by one condition, and i quote th
this is few point. [ ♪ theme music ♪ ] >> john: good evening, i'm john fugelsang and this is "viewpointkthaw so much for joining us tonight. after eight days in in a moscow airport, he's looking for a country that will give him asylum. snowden allegedly published a letter on the wikileaks site. in sans knee i can't president obama said that the u.s. was still going through regular channels to get snowden brought back proportion. >> there have been high level discussions...
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there were 150,000 demonstrators. >> john: really. >> boooo! >> john: i did not expect that. i guess they just feel very strongly about preserving traditional marriage in france, which sof course, one man, one woman, and her sister, and their maid, and the college-age daughter friend who stayed with them during the summer-- you know, traditional french marriage, like god intended. actually, can we see some of the that protest footage again? quick question-- ( laughter ) how is it that france's antigay protests look so much gayer than our pro-gay protests? that doesn't make any sense? ( cheers and applause ) you can't be a gay-- what-- and that wasn't even france's gayest antigay protest. >> fireworks at the french open this weekend. had nothing to do, though, with tennis. a masked, bare chested protester leaped on to the court and lit a flare over france's decision to legalize gay marriage. >> john: listen, i don't want to be in the position of giving tips to bigoted antigay forces, but just in terms of pure message discipline you might want to go with something that doesn't
there were 150,000 demonstrators. >> john: really. >> boooo! >> john: i did not expect that. i guess they just feel very strongly about preserving traditional marriage in france, which sof course, one man, one woman, and her sister, and their maid, and the college-age daughter friend who stayed with them during the summer-- you know, traditional french marriage, like god intended. actually, can we see some of the that protest footage again? quick question-- ( laughter ) how is...
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he nodded and john took the album, and john said, "do you have a pen?" he handed him a pen.n started to sign the album, and i had my camera on my neck, and it looked like a good picture, so i looked through the view finder, and i took the photo. that is the photo of john signing the album for his killer. >> and he looked at me, and he said, is that all? do you want anything else? and i felt then and now that he knew something subconsciously that he was looking into the eyes of the person that was going to kill him. >> once lennon and ono leave for the recording studio, only chapman and gorish and the doorman remain. 8:00 p.m., gorrish called it a night. mark came over to me, and said, you are leaving? and i said yes. and he said, well you better not, because you might not see him again, and he said, well he might go to spain or something, and you might not see him again. >> and i wanted to be out of there. and there was a part of me that didn't want to kill him. >> and you would have come back the next day? >> yes. >> after gorish leaves chapman waits in front of the hotel,
he nodded and john took the album, and john said, "do you have a pen?" he handed him a pen.n started to sign the album, and i had my camera on my neck, and it looked like a good picture, so i looked through the view finder, and i took the photo. that is the photo of john signing the album for his killer. >> and he looked at me, and he said, is that all? do you want anything else? and i felt then and now that he knew something subconsciously that he was looking into the eyes of...
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. >> now john stossel. john: the word austerity means self-denial, when applied to government it means cting spending. i put the word in quotes here, because, despite media whaling about it -- wailing about austerity there have been few real cutsere or in europe. there are books out like off ofausterity kills. he said this comic strip explains it all portrays. aliens who want to destroy ear earth. aliens shoot him for reveals the truth. >> i'm proud to be an off the an austarian . unfortunately, only a few people in congress actually take my side and wt to cut spending. i am happy to have one of them here with us, senator rand paul. proposed specific cuts, but senator, i'm told if he cut now, when the economy is not great, this will make unemmloyment worse. >> well here is the amazing thing about people saying that we are living in an age of off the austerity, we he not cut any spending in washington. spending still is growing, in washington. when they say if youutt spending -- if you cut spending that will
. >> now john stossel. john: the word austerity means self-denial, when applied to government it means cting spending. i put the word in quotes here, because, despite media whaling about it -- wailing about austerity there have been few real cutsere or in europe. there are books out like off ofausterity kills. he said this comic strip explains it all portrays. aliens who want to destroy ear earth. aliens shoot him for reveals the truth. >> i'm proud to be an off the an austarian ....
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john: thank you both so much. we wi john: is america wrong? no, thankfully we are not as bad. in a hundred different ways. our taxes are actually higher than most, but we don't have slaves. we also don't kill people for sports. when we go to war, misguided or not, we do not conquer or plunder. when we win, we uually leave. poor people live better than the emperors there. we have flush toilets, longer lives, painkillers, air-conditioning. our presidents actually leave office voluntarily. although our current president waste money on extravant travel, era was much worse. he ner wore the same clothes twice. from all corners of the world, that number could to file them. elagabalus said that he made his favite senator a horse. as depicted here. >> you treat him as your peer. john: even president obama wouldn't do that. [laughter] [applause] so arrogant as our politicians are, they were at least not emperors who like this tell ortiz and executed a senator's wife who didn't show up. but it matters because umpires do crumble. rome lasted the longest of all of them. it lasted less than
john: thank you both so much. we wi john: is america wrong? no, thankfully we are not as bad. in a hundred different ways. our taxes are actually higher than most, but we don't have slaves. we also don't kill people for sports. when we go to war, misguided or not, we do not conquer or plunder. when we win, we uually leave. poor people live better than the emperors there. we have flush toilets, longer lives, painkillers, air-conditioning. our presidents actually leave office voluntarily....
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>> john: you heard right. the game designed to teach children how capitalism work has removed the "go to jail" option to reflect the financial system they're going to grow up in, presumably replacing it with a "get ideal at by congress and then go directly to the caymen islands" option. ( laughter ) ( applause ) also, also this week, we actually have news from the real financial sector. >> the big story this quarter has been financial stocks, the bank stocks all had spectacular numbers. here's goldman sachs, by the way, which had an absolutely terrific earnings report. >> profits double at goldman sachs in the second quarter to $1.93 billion. >> john: yes, goldman sachs have been covering their investors in goldman showers. as an interesting sidenote here, one of the reasonses that goldman is doing so well is its trade in aluminum. as of i will incorrectly pronounce it for your comfort, aluminum. for years, aluminum has helped build our airplanes. it's kept us from sipping beer out of our hands. and provided m
>> john: you heard right. the game designed to teach children how capitalism work has removed the "go to jail" option to reflect the financial system they're going to grow up in, presumably replacing it with a "get ideal at by congress and then go directly to the caymen islands" option. ( laughter ) ( applause ) also, also this week, we actually have news from the real financial sector. >> the big story this quarter has been financial stocks, the bank stocks all...
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john: people wod show up in this way? >> yes, they had a tt and they got away with it so that anyone could fill up and get thisfree stuff. >> and they decided that you had to be edited by the state. >> well, not verybody, but they started public schools? >> well, it was much later. largely with homeschooling. in the first public had was about 250 bc and they were not funded by the government. john: and the geeks actually mocked him for being backwards about that? >> yes, of course they did last anywhere near as long. >> you have educated us about welfare and the handouts. do you see parallels with rom >> yes, if you take a look at roman society that started to dictate, it is not just because of theewelfare state and the people on the bottom, it is also cause the people on the top who isolated lives from the rest. i find parallels in the united stes versus rome very interesting. >> 's. john: we have a lot of unintended consequences. we just get rid of it? you're pretty hard-core, i assume. should america get rid of all han
john: people wod show up in this way? >> yes, they had a tt and they got away with it so that anyone could fill up and get thisfree stuff. >> and they decided that you had to be edited by the state. >> well, not verybody, but they started public schools? >> well, it was much later. largely with homeschooling. in the first public had was about 250 bc and they were not funded by the government. john: and the geeks actually mocked him for being backwards about that?...
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>> john: you got ladies' night banned. >> that has been done in a great majority of states. >> john:s were offering cheaper drinks to women because mostly guys were in bars and guys were happy and women were happy, you take happiness away. [ applause ] >> all the who are any men and drunk women are clapping but in state after state, they have ruled that ladies' night is illegal. >> history of government is it promises to do good for the people. from the pharaohs, to the czars, to monarchs, every government says, we are here to help you. they usually cause major wars and concentration camps and gulags and so on. so all of this.... >> what is your remedy. >> that is because we abolished the next step from the nanny state is the tyranical state. >> so you want to abolish government. >> i was explaining it just like the founding fathers did. >> john: they went to court and sued companies that made ladders. there weren't enough warnings on ladders. are we safer because of that? >> the studies show we are a little safer. warnings is one of the cheapest ways to reduce accidents and if we do
>> john: you got ladies' night banned. >> that has been done in a great majority of states. >> john:s were offering cheaper drinks to women because mostly guys were in bars and guys were happy and women were happy, you take happiness away. [ applause ] >> all the who are any men and drunk women are clapping but in state after state, they have ruled that ladies' night is illegal. >> history of government is it promises to do good for the people. from the pharaohs,...
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john: thank you both so much. john: thank you both so much.wi at a dry cleaner, john: thank you both so much. we wi we replaced people with a machine. what? customers didn't like it. so why do banks do it? hello? hello?! if your bank doesn't let you talk to a real person 24/7, you need an ally. hello? ally bank. your money needs an ally. for their family. that's why i created the honest company. i was just a concerned mom, with a crazy dream. a wish that there was a company that i could relon, that did all of the hard work for me. i'm jessica alba, and the honest company was my dream. [ male announcer ] legalzoom has helped a million businesses successfully get started, including jessica's. launch your dream ategalzoom today. call us. we're here to help. evy day w're working to and to keep our commitments. and we've made a big commitment to america. bp supports nearly 250,000 jobs here. through all of our energy operations, we invest more in the u.s. than any other ace in the world. in fact, we've invested ov $55 billion here in the last five
john: thank you both so much. john: thank you both so much.wi at a dry cleaner, john: thank you both so much. we wi we replaced people with a machine. what? customers didn't like it. so why do banks do it? hello? hello?! if your bank doesn't let you talk to a real person 24/7, you need an ally. hello? ally bank. your money needs an ally. for their family. that's why i created the honest company. i was just a concerned mom, with a crazy dream. a wish that there was a company that i could relon,...
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john: thank you both so much.ack. [ whirring ] [ dog barks ] i want to treat mo dogs. ♪ our business needs more cases. [ male announcer ] where do you want to take your business i need help selling art. [ male announcer ] from broadband to web hosting to mobile apps, small business solutions from at&t have the security you need to get you there. call us. we can show you how at&t solutions can help you do what you do... even better. ♪ john: is america wrong? no, thankfully we are not as bad. in a hundred different ways. our taxes are actually higher than most, but we don't have slaves. we also don't kill people for sports. when we go to war, misguided or not, we do not conquer or plunder. when we win, we usually leave. poor people live better than the emperors there. we have flush toilets, longer lives, painkillers, air-conditioning. our presidents actually leave office voluntarily. although our current president waste money on extravagant travel, era was much worse. he never wore the same clothes twice. from all c
john: thank you both so much.ack. [ whirring ] [ dog barks ] i want to treat mo dogs. ♪ our business needs more cases. [ male announcer ] where do you want to take your business i need help selling art. [ male announcer ] from broadband to web hosting to mobile apps, small business solutions from at&t have the security you need to get you there. call us. we can show you how at&t solutions can help you do what you do... even better. ♪ john: is america wrong? no, thankfully we are not...
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i am john oliver. still here for jon stewart who is currently in moscow or ecuador or on a flight somewhere or escaped from the national zoo. we don't know. we don't know at this point. my guest tonight, actress maggie gyllenhaal is here. [ cheers and applause ] but first, but first tonight, money, money, money, money, money! you might remember five years ago when banks nearly destroyed the world. do you remember thinking, i couldn't get any more pissed off at financial institutions than i am right now. well, you're about to get [bleep]. >> bombshell emails reportedly show how two big credit rating agencies accepted cash in exchange for green-lighting the risky practices that got us into this long mess. one s&p official reportedly emailed, "let's hope we are all wealthy and retired by the time this house of cards faulters." and another quote, "lord help our expletive scam. this has to be the stupidest place i have worked at." >> john: by the way just incidentally i'm guessing that's not the first time
i am john oliver. still here for jon stewart who is currently in moscow or ecuador or on a flight somewhere or escaped from the national zoo. we don't know. we don't know at this point. my guest tonight, actress maggie gyllenhaal is here. [ cheers and applause ] but first, but first tonight, money, money, money, money, money! you might remember five years ago when banks nearly destroyed the world. do you remember thinking, i couldn't get any more pissed off at financial institutions than i am...
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( applause ) >> john: elliot. >> yes? >> john: did you read that story about goldman sachs? >> yes.y're artificially inflating prices through storage. >> john: just to be clear, elliot, you understood it. >> obviously, i'm eight and a half. >> john: right, right. ( cheers and applause ). anything else? >> what goldman sachs is doing is worse than cooties. >> john: it is worse than cooties, elliot. thank you, elliot. >> by the way, when is john coming back. >> john: jon stewart is coming back in a few weeks. >> oh, thank god. ( cheers and applause ). >> john: i've got-- ( laughter ) she's just saying what america is thinking. relax. i've got to say, now that you think about it, the new version of monopoly is actually perfect. you just move pieces of metal around and around in a circle, collecting money whenever you want, and it's guaranteed that nobody is going to jail. ( cheers and applause ) e righ be righ ( cheers and applause ) welcome back. congress becomes the least productive in history, having passed just 15 bildz. what we wanted to know what, kind of person aspiers to be a m
( applause ) >> john: elliot. >> yes? >> john: did you read that story about goldman sachs? >> yes.y're artificially inflating prices through storage. >> john: just to be clear, elliot, you understood it. >> obviously, i'm eight and a half. >> john: right, right. ( cheers and applause ). anything else? >> what goldman sachs is doing is worse than cooties. >> john: it is worse than cooties, elliot. thank you, elliot. >> by the way, when...
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>> john: good evening, america. ted cruz is the tea party superstar who could one day be the first american president to ever serve on an outpatient basis. "newsweek" and the "daily beast" michael tomasky explains to us tonight why a cruz nomination would be a gift to democrats and comedians. 500 prisoners some high-ranking al-qaeda operatives have escaped from abu ghraib prison in iraq. are they headed to battle americans or are they headed to battle in syria and why no republicans are ever allowed to complain about this. geraldo rivera proves still a narcissist at 70. still a narcissist at 50. but i must say he looks great in a crypt keeper chiseled way. a new study says that 69 may be one of the two happiest ages ever experience. can you guess the other one? we'll discuss with the greatest panel in all of deep cable. today is the birthday of the most powerful man in the world justice anthony kennedy and woody harrelson and the great character actress edie mcclure. if you watched news today my friends, all you lea
>> john: good evening, america. ted cruz is the tea party superstar who could one day be the first american president to ever serve on an outpatient basis. "newsweek" and the "daily beast" michael tomasky explains to us tonight why a cruz nomination would be a gift to democrats and comedians. 500 prisoners some high-ranking al-qaeda operatives have escaped from abu ghraib prison in iraq. are they headed to battle americans or are they headed to battle in syria and why...
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>> john, john, do you know what all this stuff is? these are senate bills waiting to come up to the floor for a vote. look how old they are. look at this thing here. look at this. the fair slave pricing act of 1852. this one here. ban this new jazz craze bill. look at this one. a bill to grant the congressional medal of all around great guys to o.j. [bleep] simpson. if the senators were smart they would have gotten rid of the filibuster completely. >> john: not proposing to get rid of all filibusters just ones blocking non-lifetime executive appointments. >> that's trying to curb firearm violence by banning t-shirt guns. trying to put out a volcano by taking a piss in it. they should go back to the old school filibuster. >> john: when they had to talk for hours and hours without getting a bathroom break. >> like real men. like wendy davis. [ cheers and applause ] >> john: i honorly don't know if they can do that, jason. remember these are mostly old men. there is no way they can stand there for hours without leaving to get to a bathro
>> john, john, do you know what all this stuff is? these are senate bills waiting to come up to the floor for a vote. look how old they are. look at this thing here. look at this. the fair slave pricing act of 1852. this one here. ban this new jazz craze bill. look at this one. a bill to grant the congressional medal of all around great guys to o.j. [bleep] simpson. if the senators were smart they would have gotten rid of the filibuster completely. >> john: not proposing to get rid...
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john: thank you.g up, a libertarian has a plan to turn part of detroit into a mostly government-free zone. will that work? are will cfront the politician whoho won't talk. next, the rain reason -- the main reason detroit is broke. ♪ >> we can borrow. in fact charlie really couldn't borrow money more recently. we'll them. >> detroit's new emergency manager. detrt's elected politicians spent all the money. this spend billions more. suppose to give detroit out of that mess without stripng workers of their pensions until care is not clear. michigan's former ste majority leader. what will happen? >> the judge will push the reset button. it will be the largest city in america ever to go into bankruptcy, federal bankruptcy. everybody, kern workers, caroer47 separate public unions in the city of detroit. in fact, some o the unions have only one member. it's hard for me to envision. of one man union. and i just don't think politically a union can go to its members and say we agree to wage cuts or cuts to pensi
john: thank you.g up, a libertarian has a plan to turn part of detroit into a mostly government-free zone. will that work? are will cfront the politician whoho won't talk. next, the rain reason -- the main reason detroit is broke. ♪ >> we can borrow. in fact charlie really couldn't borrow money more recently. we'll them. >> detroit's new emergency manager. detrt's elected politicians spent all the money. this spend billions more. suppose to give detroit out of that mess without...
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[applause] reza, reza, reza, reza, reza... >> john, john, john, john, john. >> john: talk about jesusou've heard of jesus? >> john: i think everybody has heard of jesus. i think everyone in the world has a relationship with jesus whether they want one or not. this book is about jesus the man, not so much jesus the christ. >> it's about the historical jesus, not the christ of faith. but, i mean, the fact of the matter is whether you believe that jesus was god incarnate, god made flesh or not, you believe that he was also man, and if he was man, then he lived in a specific time and place, and that time and place kind of matters. it's like if you really want to know who he was, you have to put his words and his actions in the context of the world in which he lived. the teachings have to be seen according to the social ills that he confronted and the political forces that he confronted. >> john: i loved this book. >> thanks. >> john: and the time and place in which he lived, it was total, total chaos, possibly the most chaotic time in that region, and that region is the middle east. [laug
[applause] reza, reza, reza, reza, reza... >> john, john, john, john, john. >> john: talk about jesusou've heard of jesus? >> john: i think everybody has heard of jesus. i think everyone in the world has a relationship with jesus whether they want one or not. this book is about jesus the man, not so much jesus the christ. >> it's about the historical jesus, not the christ of faith. but, i mean, the fact of the matter is whether you believe that jesus was god incarnate,...
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. >> john: what? what? you are aware that she is married to prince william and not carl drogo, aren't you? what would your response have been if it had been a girl? dam nation upon your cursed woman. she produced a baby of the weaker sex. all that tomorrow. all that tomorrow. but first, from news of birth overseas to news of death back here in the u.s. >> it has been long feared. this morning it is reality in detroit. the motor city filed for chapter 9 protection yesterday. >> mo town is singing the blues. town tonight is no town. america's motor city runs out of gas. >> john: whoa, whoa, whoa, does that tone seem appropriate to anyone? a major american city has declared bankruptcy with devastating human costs. maybe pump the brakes on the car a little bit. if chicago went bankrupt, would you say the windy city just left out its final fart? no, you wouldn't. if houston had a devastating earthquake would you start by saying, "houston, we have a problem." the problem is your buildings are collapsing and there
. >> john: what? what? you are aware that she is married to prince william and not carl drogo, aren't you? what would your response have been if it had been a girl? dam nation upon your cursed woman. she produced a baby of the weaker sex. all that tomorrow. all that tomorrow. but first, from news of birth overseas to news of death back here in the u.s. >> it has been long feared. this morning it is reality in detroit. the motor city filed for chapter 9 protection yesterday. >>...
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>> john: thank you. my take.tell you what really protects consumers and something much better. [ laughter ] [ applause ] how mu protein does your dog food have? 18 percent? 20? new purina one true instinct has 30. active dogs crave nutrient-dense food. so we made purina one true instinct. learmore at purinaone.com humans. even when we cross our "ts" and dot our "i's", we still run into problems. that's why liberty mutual insurance offers accident forgiveness with our auto policies. if you qualify, your rates won't go up due to your first accident. because making mistakes is only human, and so are we. we also offer new car replacement, so if you total your new car, we'll give you the money for a new one. call liberty mutual insurance at... and ask us all about our auto features, like guaranteed repairs, where if you get into an accident and use one of our certified repair shops, the repairs are guaranteed for life. so call... to talk with an insurance expert about everything that comes standard with our base auto
>> john: thank you. my take.tell you what really protects consumers and something much better. [ laughter ] [ applause ] how mu protein does your dog food have? 18 percent? 20? new purina one true instinct has 30. active dogs crave nutrient-dense food. so we made purina one true instinct. learmore at purinaone.com humans. even when we cross our "ts" and dot our "i's", we still run into problems. that's why liberty mutual insurance offers accident forgiveness with our...