run it is over with his john deere. chops it up with some kind of knife.e, the weed whacker. >> you have to spend a lot of money on pumpkins on this act of aggression. >> i wonder what would happen if it fell off the ladder, humpty dumpty style. >> ooh, buried alive. >> gail, you'll love this one. life saver. >> what better way to slice it cleanly open. >> and at the end he pretty much just barbecues one. >> and it wouldn't be complete if you didn't get all slow motion. he repeats everything in slow-mo. there you have it. >> one of the most romantic parts of a wedding reception, the first dance. >> lovely. >> you get to hear the couple's song. tells you a lot about the couple. this first dance, the happy couple, it lets people know who they are. >> gail, i can already tell you're excited. this is "dual of the fates" from star wars. but keep watching, this isbou t "star wars'd" out. a grooms man slides in with a light saber. evidently they did not spend a lot on the special effects for this dance because this like saber would not work. >> the force is not s

our designer comes with a john deere. >> if only we had a barber like that. the corn maize can be seen -- maze can be seen by appointment. >>> the baltimore marathon is this weekend but not all runners will be putting one leg in front of the other. that's because one runner has four legs. >> are those drugstore saving cards worth it? we'll find out. >>> we're back taking your calls for breast cancer awareness month. tell us why screening is so important? >> we know survival has improved with early detection. it's recommended that women 40 and older get a mammogram he vi year. >> tell me about some of the free screenings available. >> we do free mammograms for people who qualify, 40 or older, lower income, insurance that does not cover a mammogram. they can access it through baltimore city. >> we'll be here through 6:30 tonight. the number to call is 410-481-2222. abc2 is partnering with the med star cancer health network. we'll continue to work for you until 6:30. the number 410-481-2222. >>> last week i popped into cvs and bought a half gallon of milk. this

>> caller: i'm john deere. i got a lot of money in john deere stock. >> deere is not my favorite.hey keep executing poorly. however, they make the best tractors in the world. so it's a difficult thing to say. but i do like agco more. i think agco is taking share and taking names. and that, ladies and gentlemen, the conclusion of the "lightning round." >> the "lightning round" is sponsored by td ameritrade. in r. ♪ the shell brought him great fame. ♪ but then, one day, he noticed that everybody could have a magic seashell. [ indistinct talking ] [ male announcer ] right there in their trading platform. ♪ [ indistinct talking continues ] [ male announcer ] so the magic shell went back to being a...shell. get live squawks right in your trading platform with think or swim from td ameritrade. transit fares! as in the 37 billion transit fares we help collect each year. no? oh, right. you're thinking of the 1.6 million daily customer care interactions xerox handles. or the 900 million health insurance claims we process. so, it's no surprise to you that companies depend on today's xerox f

>> caller: i'm john deere. i got a lot of money in john deere stock. >> deere is not my favorite.hey keep executing poorly. however, they make the best tractors in the world. so it's a difficult thing to say. but i do like agco more. i think agco is taking share and taking names. and that, ladies and gentlemen, is the conclusion of the "lightning round." >> the "lightning round" is >> the "lightning round" is sponsored by td ameritrade. five tech stocks with more than a 10%... >>> we've entered a moment where the market hangs on every word from washington, not wall street. every press conference with the president, every interview with republican leaders. you don't have to like it. i certainly don't. be you obviously need to understand it. and the reality of it is i'm a stock expert, not a politics guy. which is why tonight we're talking to someone who understands the situation better than pretty much anyone out there. chris matthews, the host of msnbc's "hardball," which you can catch weeknights at 7:00 p.m. eastern. and before that, way back during the reagan administration when

acres of corn and the corn is only about a foot tall and that's when the designer comes with a john deere and we tell him where to start with the design and he cutes the maze when it's only a foot high. >> this is a big deal for them. the maze can be seen by appointment only monday through friday but on saturdays, anyone can come. >>> and now, from abc two, maryland's most accurate forecast. >> it depends on where you were in the state today. much of the state to the south and the beaches have gotten rain today. but, we now have the rain crossing into central maryland, mod ral shower activity. take acloser look with the radar and you see the heaviest rain is coming in. beyond that, we do see some rain edging its way in here crossing through caroline county and emptily this will drift across the -- across the bay and could be heavy rain toward the dundalk area and back into the havrety grace area. itwill be waves of rain spinning in off that offshore coastal low and that's what we'll be looking for. rain totals could be significant as we push from now through friday morning, more than an i

. >> the passengers say a woman was taken to john deere medical center. non-life-threatening injuries. they say there has been a language barrier that has slowed down their investigation. in san leandro, christie smith. >>> across the water redwood city police are stepping up patrols at local schools after a man tried luring the teenage student into his truck this week. they're hoping a new suspect sketch will help them catch this guy. take a look. police say a man who looks like this drove into the staff parking lot at kennedy middle cool near woodside road and el cammino royale. he pulled his black pickup truck along side a 13-year-old boy as he was walking to his next class. police say he asked the boy if he wanted some marijuana and then tried to entice the boy into his truck. the boy ran straight to the main office where he roshtd the incident. parents in the surrounding tight knit neighborhood are surprised and concerned. >> i would hope that they could keep security around here because it's too bad. the kids don't need to be exposed to this kind of

we have a tradition where john deere love was m i six talked about shaping the intelligence to fit the policy before iraq and so i would say clear the grain of salt a political statement that exaggerates dangers for political purposes. just as fun will for. edward snowden again he's his father is going to go and see him later on today just going to personal thing did you know he was coming today on all things you've been meeting him today did he say anything about that. we understand that he was aware that he had family that was planning on coming to see him at some point and it was in the press i mean it was in the moscow times so when i went i mean under now and this morning there is a picture is mean i i'm i'm pretty sure he was aware of it and i think it's something that he welcomes i hope they have a love labor union it was certainly a privilege for us to be able to meet and interact with him and i think he enjoyed that too and hopefully there will be more of bet in the future and people will be freer to assume c eight and travel and the things that normally are constitutionally p

. >> reporter: working at a john deere dealership when the storm approached. >> by the time we got to the bathroom, the building was falling down around us and there was nothing we could do. >> reporter: the other part of the storm system left cities paralyzed in the west. >> lot of snow, no power, very cold house. >> reporter: more than 80 people were stranded in their cars as heavy snow and 70-mile-per-hour winds made highways impassable. 400 miles of highway shut down across the region. snowfall records were shattered. lead, south dakota, got 43.5". in rapid city, 19". the old record was 1.4" for the day. trees full of leaves pulled down power lines throughout the dakotas, leaving 50,000 residents without electricity and heat. >> i don't have a generator. i don't know what we're going to do. it's kind of a bad situation. >> that was jim cantore reporting. we're also tracking what's left of tropical storm karen. the storm was downgraded to a tropical depression with sustained winds of 35 miles per hour. karen is stalled off the louisiana coast. as it approaches land, the remnants co

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. >> caller: but my question tonight is john deere, de, i noticed today that they are selling their landscaping part of the business. it's been very good to me but it's been disappointing this year. should i ring the register, reinvest the profits or just hold? >> i think you should ring the registers. agco did not deliver. corn prices are down. i don't want you to be there. everyone loves the shiny new toy, the hot and sexy. how about the tried and true? what's wrong with that? the old dogs? you know what, they have learned some new tricks and they're going still higher. "mad money" will be back right after the break. >>> coming up, killer comebacks. cramer is getting ready for halloween by scaring up some stocks that have come back from the dead, from naughty netflix to chipotle's booritos. a deathly decline. they come back to life. is there more trick than treat ahead? >>> and later, horror show? the s&p hit another all time high today, but is the market about to get spooked? cramer is cutting through the cobwebs to find out when he heads off the charts. all coming up on "mad money." >> with

not get too excited about it is called planter school and you go in the winter time and go to the john deere dealership and sit down and different speakers will try to tell you how to improve -- how you do on the crop. >> rose: right. >> and, you know he kind of talked about how you only really have 40 seasons, 40 growing seasons to do the best job you can and i kind of then translated that into thinking about well you really have 40 really prime years i was joking and say he has 80. (laughter.) >> rose: this time. >> yes, but, you know, a little eveready battery but, you know the truth is most people have, you know in their prime they have about 40 years to really change things or achieve their goals or whatever they want to set their sights on. >> rose: you still consider yourself first and foremost a farmer. >> i love it, yes i would never want to give it up. >> rose: when you were last here and talked with warren, you said you were in the middle of a transition to an impact decision maker more effectively, is this book the culmination of this? >> this book is a big part of that. yes, i l

nicole: and you're even on your john deere tractor and hit a tree and wall. two quick points.hters have a tricky time putting out the electric car fires, that's number one. and the tesla came out and once again, made it statement in this case, saying the driver was quickly contacted and safe and he had no permanent injury and loves his tesla. he was under the influence as well and driving very fast. stuart: now she tells us. >> and would you drive your tractor into a wall? >> the subject is totally over. tesla, tractors, forget about it. i've got two more-- >> i've made you laugh and you're speechless. stuart: let me recover fast. two more big names and you know them. global sales down at pfizer, hurt by the generics of lipitor. and it's up. and government funding cuts hitting a private business. not down much. charles' pick, big on this one. michael kors added to the s&p 500. where is the stock? >> the stock is to the upside. michael kors is doing great, dealing market share from coach. and it will go into the s&p 500. what's coming out? nyse euronext because of their deal wi

working at a john deere dealership when they saw the storm approach. >> by the time we got to the bathroom building was falling down around us. there was nothing we could do. >> dozens of cities were paralyzed. >> no power. very cold house. >> south dakota more than 80 people were stranded as heavy snow and 70 mile-per-hour winds made highway impassable. 400 miles of highway shut down. snowfall records were shattered. 43.5 inches in leeds. the old record was 1.4 inches for the day. trees still full of leaves pulled down power lines leaving 50,000 residents without electricity and heat. >> i don't have a generator. i don't know what we're going to do. it's a bad situation. >> this is a situation. the cold side of being surface low had blizzard conditions and very warm and unstable. a lot of tornadoes, some of hem very strong. >> and that was jim cantore reporting. meanwhile people along the gulf coast are breathing a sigh of relief now that karen has lost its punch. now a tropical depression with winds at 35 miles per hour. all watches and warnings have been canceled. forecasters expect the

for example, a company like john deere will do an interest rate swap as they finance a tractor for a farmer in east texas in my district. and that derivative is directly linked to the cost of that tractor for my constituent. companies like southwest airlines who operate in my hometown of dallas, texas, will use derivatives to lock in cheaper fuel prices when the price of crude oil is on the rise. this costs the cost of flying more affordable for customers, like the grandmother in mesquite, texas who travels to visit her grandchildren in kansas city. in aps a farmers co-oop nebraska will use derivatives to fixed price diesel transport livestock. though not one single hospital patient, not one single farmer, not one single grandmother, not one single trucker caused the financial crisis, they were all swept in to section 716 of dodd-frank. section 716 requires financial institutions to push out almost all of their derivatives business into separate entities. this not only increases transaction costs, which are ultimately paid by consumers, it make ours financial system less secure by fo

while this may seem like an unfortunate ending for the deer, john bauers with the georgia department es, says it's in the animal's best interest. >> in that case, the deer crashed through the plate glass door. there could be significant injuries especially to the deer, lacerations. that type of stress, deer do not adapt well to and will typically die from stress-induced trauma later on. in that case, i'd leave that up to the judgment of the professionals that were dealing with it. >> it isn't every day an animal comes crashing through a commercial establishment, but it happens more than you might think. just three months before the kwick check incident, there's another deer break in at a taco mac restaurant. it's sunday, november 6th, 2011 and football fans are gathered in the popular restaurant to watch their beloved atlanta falcons play the indianapolis colts. what these excited fans don't know is they better get their defense on because an unexpected opponent is about to deliver them a surprising tackle. >> the restaurant was very busy due to the fact that the falcons were playing

john mayer, she's not impressed. >> it's not a surprise you would expect to have in a lecture hall. >> and i think animals, specifically deert to be human. we see a kayaker going down a whitewater trail. but look what's following behind him. >> where'd he go? >> oh, there he is. >> the little fawn. >> and the fawn did it without a kayak. >> or a helmet and seemed to be just fine. at first this little guy tries to get up the wet rocks here. >> the kayaker continues to follow this little devil down yet another waterfall until he scurries back into the woods. >> also good at the deer bpaddl. >> this next deer, i think he just wants desk job. >> oh, no, no, don't go back. >> so he didn't get the job it seemed. >> i think he didn't get hired. i think he needed opposable thumbs. >> you, sir, have hooves. you're out of here. >> we're more than a minute into the video before he comes back out. >> this could be an equal opportunity claim here. >> look at how desperately he needs the job. >> yeah, he needs to lawyer up, i think. >> it's a kayaker's ultimate water slide. >> he picks up speed, going faster and faster and faster. >> so

deer hunter. i am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. >> it's the must-have photo op. actually on both sides of the aisle from sarah palin to johnthen, of course, there's shooter. dick cheney's escapades are well documented. >> vice president dick cheney has accidentally shot and injured a friend with whom he was hunting. >> bird shot fired from the vice president's weapon apparently wounded a fellow hunter. [ cheers ] >> thank you, jesus. >> why is it? it just seems that everybody who runs for president on both sides of the aisle has to prove they just love to hunt. well, now it's senator ted cruz's turn in iowa. democratic strategist joins me tonight. chuck, is this what people got to have a smidge of. that you have to do this to appease people whether you hunt for a recreation or not? >> well, the problem is a lot of these guys went to some really nice schools. they got the best education and they find it hard to relate with the working class americans. they think if they grab their shotgun, they go up to iowa and shoot some birds, it'll make them look like everybody else and make everybody forget they shut down our governmen

deer, maintain eye. you watching the tv on c-span 2. our guest is john lewis. >> caller: thank you for all your hard work over the years. the indian price of the united states. [inaudible] we realize that most of the rights to we can, some voting rights act to poverty initiative. what i find perplexing is that the bureaucracy that the federal government creates, the bureau of indian affairs and now a new one called the office of special prestige take 85 cents to 90 cents of every dollar the congress appropriates and also omitted that gets to renovation. and i believe that some of our most brilliant talent to these federal bureaucracies. they are not coming back to the reservations in the top bureaucracy. how can we switch that around? >> guest: i have a great deal of concern about what happened to indian people and the indian nation. during the carter administrationcannot have an opportunity to get out of this it a few years ago to be exact, about three years ago i had an opportunity to travel to oklahoma and they fit the cherokee nation. on one occasion