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as you can see, he dozed off, sleeping at the wheel literally on his mini john deere tractor.at wheel, going around in circles. looks like he's on a boat. >> cameron's mom says he is obsessed with tractors. and the world is now obsessed with him. isn't he cute? the video has been viewed nearly 300,000 times. >> if only i could sleep like that. it takes me an hour to go out sometimes. this guy's out on a dime. man, oh, man. >>> for some of you, your local news is next, by the way. >> for everyone else, making a fortune on youtube. we'll have that, after this. my doctor diagnosed it as fibromyalgia thought to be the result of overactive nerves that cause chronic, widespread pain. lyrica is believed to calm these nerves. i learned lyrica can provide significant relief from fibromyalgia pain. and with less pain, i can do more of what matters to me. lyrica is not for everyone. it may cause serious allergic reactions or suicidal thoughts or actions. tell your doctor right away if you have these, new or worsening depression, or unusual changes in mood or behavior. or swelling, troubl

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. >> national -- >> john deere. >> suntrust. >>> power begins now. thank you very much. >>> and the apple worldwide developers conference beginning any minute now. that is video from just a short while ago, people lining up in san francisco. we have a full team inside that hall, and we're getting video, pictures, information from inside. cnbc scott just took this picture as the people attending the -- apple share is down 32% from the summer of 2012 to the summer of 2013, down it's almost half a percent on the trading session at $630.06. in the last year, however, the stock has seen a dramatic turnaround, up more than 40%, ty. >> and carl is live in san francisco, my friend jim cramer is here to help us through this hour, watching all that is going on with apple and the developers conference. carl? >> hey, guys, buckle your seat belts, keep your arms and legs inside, the next hour is likely to be choppy with a lot of headlines. we will have our ear tuned. we're actually told he may not speak as long as craig feteriggi, who is in charge of software. it

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the creator, the late ferruccio lamborghini, was a wealthy builder of tractors, the john deere of italyy safer met him in our first story on lamborghini in 1987. mr. lamborghini collected ferraris, but he found the clutches weak. the story goes he complained to enzo ferrari, who said, "stick to tractors, i'll build the cars." in italy, insult is the mother of invention. lamborghini sought to teach ferrari a lesson with lavish interiors, brawling v-12 engines, and style like nothing else. the namesake loved spain's traditional sport, so each model is named for famous bulls. the latest beast to bolt into the ring is the aventador. the transmission has three settings-- it has "road," "sport," and "race." >> fasanetto: "race," you have to set "race"! >> pelley: i'm not sure everybody should select "race" on this car. we didn't race through northern italy because of traffic, and because our jet helicopter with our camera can fly only 170 miles an hour. the aventador will do 217, zero to 60 in under three seconds. while 700 horsepower propels you forward, the aventador will set you back betwe

city hall has solar panels and geothermal heating, and the school, the hospital, even the local john deerelding are lead certified. the mayor of greensburg says going green made sense to him as a republican. >> as we thought about the process of talking about koch being green since we were greensburg, your first impression in rural america was oh, that is something that is political. that's left-wing. that's new age. that's secular stuff. when in fact it's not. it's not an issue of democrat or republican or up or down or right or left. it's about our issue to leave a legacy for future generations. >> and the group behind the greening of greensburg says the city's success stands as a real-world rebuttal to the koch brothers' arguments against green energy. >> i think the reason the renewable portfolio standard bill was defeated was greensburg. because greensburg has been a model of what can happen when you embrace these new technologies. >> but it's not just tiny cities like greensburg that are embracing renewable energy. it's happening on ranches across the state. >> we're standing on the

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but he dozed off on his john deere, going around in circles.tually making him up. >> he can sleep. >> we feel your pain. we know what that feels like. like -- >> his mom says, he loves his tractor. we can tell that. thank you. >>> "pop news" coming up. >>> let's get weather, first, from ginger. >> we love having a good time out here in times square. celebrating this morning. everyone say congratulations. she just graduated high school. congrats. what's your name? >> jill. >> and she's from louisiana. we're going to start with a picture from bello. and all of the bello fans out there. great conditions this morning above times square. there he is, about 30 feet. temperatures hovering around 70 degrees. a calm wind. couldn't ask for more. we want to get out of times square and right into orlando because we have a great start there. up and down the east coast this morning. you can see the sunshine. orlando, there, wftv, our affiliate. we love seeing that. and the sunshine will last only so long. we do have storms moving through. gulf moisture pumpi

had a john deere themed birthday party recently.you can whip out the camera. >> i will tell you, we had that -- nicky had that tractor. he lived on that tractor. >> you'd get him to clean up your yard? >> gave him chores to do. move stuff around the garden. >> put him to work. i like it. >> paying for itself, right? >> look at this kid. >> adorable. >> i wonder how long that went on? >> the battery lasts about seven hours. >> oh, gosh. >> really? that long? >> he got a full nap in. it was great. >> that's the way to get things done around the house. >> exactly. >> all right, al, what's going on outside, my friend? >> let's show you what we've got for today. sunshine up and down the east coast. this is about as perfect a day as you're going to get here in the northeasted my atlan ed mmi states. out west, going to be spectacular as well. tomorrow, though, we have a risk of very severe weather in the central plains from iowa into illinois. also back into the dakotas. going to watch this sizzling >>> 9:31. good morning. i'm meteorologis

while this may seem like an unfortunate ending for the deer, john bauers with the georgia department al resources says it's in the animal's best interest. >> in that case, the deer crashed through the plate glass door. there could be significant injuries to the deer, lacerations. that type of stress, deer do not adapt well to and will typically die from stress-induced trauma later on. in that case, i'd leave that up to the judgment of the professionals that were dealing with it. >> it isn't every day an animal comes crashing through a commercial establishment, but it happens more than you might think. just three months before the kwik check incident, there's another deer break-in at a taco mac restaurant. it's sunday, november 6th, 2011 and football fans are gathered in the popular restaurant to watch their beloved atlanta falcons play the indianapolis colts. what the excited fans don't know is they better get their defense on because an unexpected opponent is about to deliver them a surprise tackle. >> the restaurant was very busy due to the fact that the falcons were playing an nfl

firm's president tells fox news he forwarded sitreps in late 2010 to private email address of big deer john ashley, who was head of intelligence at centcom. the head of september come at the time, james mattis said he never received the sitreps ascribed but may have received intel in other form. general mattis said there was no evidence that bergdahl was a collaborator. when i read him details of the reports over the phone, however he said many remain classified. john and jenna. jenna: interesting reporting as always, james, thank you. jon: to capitol hill where outrage is growing over the bergdahl prisoner exchange. the one member of the intelligence committee is blasting a report that says if the deal had been leaked the taliban threatened to kill bergdahl and that is why congressional leaders were not notified in advance. let's go to chief congressional correspondent mike emanuel. he is live in washington for us. mike. >> reporter: joned good morning. top lawmakers on intelligence matters are rejecting the idea notifying them before this trade would have leaked. >> i don't know of anybod

it will result in higher costs of everything from a john deere tractor for a farm for the east texas who wants to buy one to a cold six pack for a work for the a mesquite factory who wants to finally, finally rest after the day's end. it will even impact the price of an airline ticket for a grandmother in garrland as she tries to afford a trip to go visit the grandkids. farmers, workers, grandmothers, indeed, all americans are already paying more for food, gas and everything. let's not let the cftc add to their burden. the bill before us today, h.r. 4413, would help solve this case of government overreach by requiring u.s. regulate dwrors issue one, one clear rule to govern cross border derivatives activities. let's bring some commonsense back, let's protect our consumers, let's get america back to work. i urge my colleagues to support h.r. 4413, i yield back the balance of my time. the speaker pro tempore: the gentleman yields back. the gentleman -- the chair: the gentleman yields back. he gentleman from minnesota. mr. peterson: i yield to the gentlelady from california,, five minut

deer has the interest net. >> we're talking about five-year old pit bull mixed adopted by georgetown animal outreach. a couple weeks ago his owner johnrgaret ray caught the little guy playing hide and seek with one of the many neighborhood deer. when they heard him barking at the back door they went to check it out. >> ever since he arrived he has been fascinated with the deer but the deer aren't all that fascinated with him. this one seemed to be interested in him. >> margaret says the the video was her first pose as the story air it is fast approaching, a million view. >> great thing about that is you never to have walk that dog. he just runs back and forth, back and forth and he is tired, that is great. thank goodness for that deer for that home owner. >>> college grad may dread about paying back all of those student loans. the program president obama plans to unrail today that may help ease the burden. >>> also, do you treat your daughter like a little princess? well, they are saying it could harm her health years down the line. this is the "name your price" tool. it gives you options based on your budget -- it's a piece of cake.

deer. take a look at what isn the intt right now. zeke is a five-year old pit bull mix adopted from a germantown animal outreach program. couple weeks ago zeka's owner johnr yet writes caught little guy playing hide and seek and chase was one of the neighborhood deer. margaret says the video has it amazed, and hen the went viral. >>> coming up next on good day make up wipes and best campers but that is nothing compared to what happened after the picture is taken. we sent our jen fred to show you firsthand of how much of those images in magazines are photo shopped. you might be surprised. >> unaudible. >> a packed gym forced to run for cover as tornado bears >>> drenching downpours, hey, welcome to a monday. come on, seriously get out of here. what a difference a day makes. yesterday was fantastic. gorgeous weekend. well, it is all wet start to this week, right now, here we go. >> i saw the gun was in their hand. he just told me, he was a revolution. >> it happened again. a mass shooting this time in vegas leaves five dead including two # police officers. the investigation is underway. >>> and a few signs of improvement this morning for comedian tracie mo

for running, a couple weeks ago his owners john and margaret ray caught the little guy playing hide and seek and chase with one of the many neighborhood deer>> ever since he has arrived he has been fascinated with the deer but they are not all that fascinated with him this one seems to be interested in him. >> reporter: rays say zeke is a five-year old mix they have adopted from georgetown animal outreach. when margaret heard him doing barking in the backyard recently she went outside to check it out. i was just as extonish, i watched him before they occurred, i had my cell phone in my hand so at that point i just started filming. >> reporter: like many who see videos, stephanie web said she never has seen anything quite like it. >> she is just having fun, you know, something to play with, and willing playmate, and he is just going back and forth and they are both obviously having a good time. >> reporter: it looks like deer have been enjoying themselves too. that same deer, came back, to run some more. >> as you can see this is a real deer friendly neighborhood. >> reporter: in texas as thinks closest i have bever been to one much less, s