[ singsong ] my father is john elway! my father is john elway!e cream. now, that's what i call a st-- wait a minute. i thought your father was your mother 'cause she had a penis. what?! hey! you son of a bitch! i'll kick you in the nuts! cartman, no! [ children screaming ] the bus is going over! oh, no! aah! aaaah! aaaah! aaaah! aaaah! aaaah! aaaah! aaaah! aaaah! [ splat ] hey! we landed in ice cream! hooray! hooray! hooray! wait, wait, wait, wait. this doesn't make sense. this whole thing doesn't make any sense. i must be... [ groans ] aah! oh, man, what a weird dream. are you okay, hon? mom, i just dreamt that me and stan and kyle and kenny were trapped on a bus and we were talking about everything that happened to us, except that it was all wrong and everything ended with us eating ice cream. oh. well, would you like some beetles for breakfast? yes, please. [ crunching ] mmm! mmm. beetles are good with ice cream. aah! ah! oh, dude, what a nightmare! [ telephone rings ] hello? dude, i just had the weirdest dream. really? yeah, i dreamt that car

that used football legend john elway to remind residents that they always need to be on alert to the threats of terrorism. anywhere to become a victim of terrorism anytime anywhere. together we can change this each of us has a responsibility to protect our community but we can do so by recognizing the signs of terrorism and taking proper action to stop. well i guess john elway wasn't convincing enough so now the department of homeland security is joining in on the fun they're releasing their own measures to tell the average american how to detect a terrorist now the pamphlets called identifying homegrown violent extremists before they strike and on page three you can find a few pointers on how to tell if you really have a neighbor that's a terrorist there are factors like changing your name adopting a new lifestyle or acquiring weapons or materials that are flammable and capable of producing explosives well i guess you know most of these indicators definitely make sense to me but the problem is i don't think it'll be about easy to tell if these are accurate and i'll tell you why let'