i said john fugelsang will be there. yes instantly said yes! , susie essman rosy perez, and me. you can come to the actual big show monday night at www.92y/org comics. >> stephanie: do it. >> i think people actually spell susie essman to insult them. >> stephanie: yes. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: representative washington fox. >> oh yeah. >> stephanie: the republican in north carolina she [ inaudible ] a lonely staff member for daring to step foot in the members only elevator. the regular elevator was being occupied by furniture movers and as soon as fox stepped into the elevator she allegedly demanded to know for who the staffer worked before demanding that she get out. and then she directed to the sign posted in the elevator and said i just hope we are hiring people that know how to read. >> wow! [ applause ] >> stephanie: karl rove will be fax on fox news. >> did a producer get permission. >> stephanie: yeah doing fox business, barney and company. >> nobody watches that. >> stephanie: yeah they are second stringing him now.

john fugelsang we just had joy behar on this morning to promos the comedy relief thing you guys did.phanie: yeah, i know. it sounds amazing. >> we got a great review in the wall street journal. current and comedy got a great review. >> stephanie: wow. >> tell who is on it. >> stephanie: there is you, jon stewart, larry david -- go ahead. >> colin quinn. joy behar. >> stephanie: susie essman. >> daryle hammond. there's greetings from al gore and steve colbert. it's a really great show -- >> stephanie: who knew joy behar knew some famous comedians she could call to put it together. >> we have invited paul mccartney and the nirvana survivors, but i don't think they are going to come. >> stephanie: gop aid asks why don't we wait a few months to deliver sandy disaster relief. he said it didn't have the justifying documents. why not wait a few months so we can do that? >> yeah, let more people die. >> stephanie: a democratic aid to the congressman said homeowner's families and small business cannot wait a few months, they need help now. >> if it was five years ago in iraq they would have t

we don't -- for-god's sake gwen moore i love her, on the big show, and sexy liberal john fugelsang who charles. you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, doug. >> caller: good morning. >> stephanie: hi go ahead. >> caller: this is a set up for jim. >> stephanie: okay. >> caller: this is a setup for jim. i had read a study -- a book on comparative ideologies and when they talk about the fascist party some of the things that stand out is disbelief in science, propaganda which they found radio is the most effective form of it. they went to radio. and it's kind of funny because there's like seven or eight different things on it but each one of them describes the republican party today. >> the original [ inaudible ] in italy, the corporatist party. >> correct. correct. >> stephanie: exactly. oh by the way, greg writes about reince preibus, gym! >> reinholt reince prebus! [ dog barking ] >> i never thought we would use that sound bite. >> stephanie: they want more debates next time because it makes their candidates look really bad -- >> because we look bad when people here about our ideas.

john fugelsang that was holiday spirit. >> you can't call liberals fascist.holy war kosher shrimp or fox news. >> eliot: those are our favorite phrases. >> indeed. but it's so fun to watch bill o'reilly bug out over this none existent war on christmas. the best tenant, you're always the victim. he's angry at people saying happy holidays instead of merry christmas. >> eliot: he also said something that i just don't get. christianity not a religion? i don't get it. >> his point i get what he's trying to say. christianity is a philosophy and protestantism, but christian christianism is a philosophy. >> eliot: this is like how many angels can dance on the head of a pin. >> are we talking about philosophy. >> eliot: we won't pars wisdom with bill o'reilly. >> i want to say this whole war on christmas brouhaha. on his worst day jesus christ never played victim. when these guys go around saying how downtrodden they are and when you say happy holidays to someone, you don't presume they're part of your club. you have to allow that people are jewish, atheist or somethi

john fugelsang, thank you for your time. >> you're welcome. >> eliot: that's "viewpoint" for this week. have a wonderful weekend. i'll see you back here on monday. [ ♪ theme music ♪ ] >> hello and thanks for watching the show. tonight we're back with my favorite subject innovation. you'll meet brilliant entrepreneurs with one thing in common improving the way we live our lives. carl bass is at the epicenter of new ideas. you'll hear how we can replicate anything on his 3-d pinters. and chris anderson was so enamored with this technologies that he just resigned his journalist job to become ceo of the 3-d robotics. we'll have his take later on in the show. then we'll take a look at what is happening in not talking about black friday or cyber monday. the founder of joyous.com has a new way to attract shoppers online. and finally if you need to leave your desk and go somewhere there is an app for that.% slick car service for everyone and here to tell us how it works. but first we start with auto desk ceo carl bass. welcome on the show. >> thank you. >> this is one of the ubiquitous compani

featuring, hal sparks john fugelsang, aisha tyler, and the queen of progressive talk radio, stephanieeater january 19th. >> stephanie: wa hoo. thank you rocky mountain mike. let's go to dan in chapel hill. >> caller: good morning, stephanie and guys. i want today explain to john boehner that bush put us on like a black friday sale for the country, and now the sale is over, so we have to go back or we'll go out of business. little complaint i saw your pictures on facebook, and they are really sexy and i always thought of you as like a big sister, and now i have this creepy feeling. [ laughter ] >> caller: the hate letters you get are really lame. i think we should have a competition that we have the best hate her to you. >> stephanie: okay. >> caller: we have to have misspellings -- >> stephanie: no punctuation, no grammar, made up words like pigbitch. >> caller: exactly. >> stephanie: all right. thank you, honey. >> you must see stars and little birdies flying around your head. >> stephanie: yes. tim geithner. >> i can't promise that. that is a decision that lies in the hands of the r

of hell. [ applause ] >> stephanie: maybe some noted theologians can tell me -- >> we'll ask john fugelsangh i'm ascared now. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: jones in alabama. hi, jones. hello, jones. >> caller: hello. >> stephanie: hi. >> caller: how are you today? >> stephanie: good go ahead. >> caller: i was so impressed with a little song you would poke a hole in his armor. >> stephanie: yes. thank you. >> caller: down here in the south the church runs everything. >> stephanie: apparently that's why god is going to send me to hell. i'm an ex-catholic girl. i'm a little scared now. >> he'll just second you to purgatory. >> stephanie: you think? >> yeah, it's like going back to catholic school. >> what purgatory? >> yeah. >> stephanie: i been there done that. forty-six minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> it's a combination of low blood sugar, blow selfest steam and mixing red wine with my dog's painkillers. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ that i'm going to be the first one to call them out. they can question whether i'm right, but i think tha

. >> john fugelsang aisha tyler >> and now more bourbon, bitch i'm thirsty. >> and the queen of progressive> stephanie: that's enough hints. [ ♪ patriotic music ♪ ] >> stephanie: okay. bill in arlington, virginia writes steph, i have in the past occasionally voted for republicans and would do so again if i could find one who was even remotely and honest. today's version of conservatives must have barry goldwater and your dad shaking their deads. i got to meet barry goldwater on several occasions. he would not be welcome in the gop of today, for one thing he was his own man. i seldom agreed with him, but i came to respect him. the republican party has become the party of snake oil and motor oil. >> hey! >> stephanie: it's a pity because we really need two parties to run washington. [ applause ] >> stephanie: this one is -- well not really a love better kind of a perv letter. >> oh. >> stephanie: randy. >> randy. get it. >> stephanie: he's randy. >> yeah! >> stephanie: you can't fool me stephanie miller. i'm on to you. this whole, quote unquote, lesbian thing isn't fooling me. i see the way y

sexy liberal john fugelsang coming up next hour.f? >> i don't think so. [ wah wah ] >> oh. >> stephanie: jacki schechner and i as we mentioned yesterday were in a thrupple with melissa fitzgerald. >> oh, my. >> stephanie: it's a threesome with no sex we just run massive email and text exchanges. >> you did go off on a tangent that i would not participate in. >> stephanie: because you are a toddler. she did a kung fu reference. and i said i am the only one old enough to remember kung fu. and you did a karate kid reference. [ laughter ] >> you lost me there. >> stephanie: yeah, sorry, lost you. jacki schechner is always there when things get rough just like hr puff and stuff. here she is. >> it's one of those mornings. >> stephanie: i'll be back here in the nursing home. >> good morning, everybody. the nation has now served a moment of silence for the 26 people killed last friday in knew continue to connecticut. in new continue to the town was silent and then the church bell rang 26 times. let's take a quick listen. later this hour we

fridays with sexy liberal john fugelsang tomorrow.