get ready for the hodg-man, the, john hodgman! ( cheers and applause ) john, thanks so much. thanks for being here. good to see you. ( cheers and applause )tephen: john, you're a brave man for being here. so many good men have fallen before you. tell me, what are you doing with your time these days?st, i understand. >> it's perfect i should be here because i host the "judge john hodgman podcast." nd i tell them who is right and who is wrong. >> stephen: are you ready to be wrong? classic mythical matchup that has been debated for centuries: bigfoot versus the tooth fairy. tale of the tape. coming in at 10'2", 1,500f big, this hairy hermit's natural habitat is grainy footage. his strengths include being ahair, a personal monster truck, and the confidence that comes with what big feet is a sure sign of.lude full-body split ends, beef jerky, and usually turns out to be a dead bear.t he'll have to sasq-watch his back, because he's going up against the tooth a solid two pounds, including a roll of quarters, this benevolent imp hails from then everywhere. strengths include the powe

get ready for the hodg-man, the hodg-myth, the hodg-legend, john hodgman! ( cheers and applause ) john, thanks so much. thanks for being here. good to see you. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: john, you're a brave man for being here. so many good men have fallen before you. tell me, what are you doing with your time these days? you have a podded cast, i >> it's perfect i should be here because i host the "judge john hodgman podcast." people call in with disputes and i tell them who is right and who is wrong. >> stephen: are you ready to be wrong? >> i am ready to be right. >> stephen: first up, it's a classic mythical matchup that has been debated for centuries: bigfoot versus the tooth fairy. let's go to the tall tale of the tape. coming in at 10'2", 1,500 pounds, with a shoe size of big, this hairy hermit's natural habitat is grainy footage. his strengths include being a tower of muscle and hair, a personal monster truck, and the confidence that comes with what big feet is a sure sign of. weaknesses include full-body split ends, beef jerky, and usually

so john hodgman beat me in both fights. no hard feelings, john. i just want to say, congratulations. i really enjoyed our friendship while it lasted. now it's time to meet my latest opponent. >> he's an actor, writer, and comedian. you know him from "mr. show," "bojack horseman," and now as the host of "no, you shut up" on the fusion network-- it's paul f. tompkins! ( cheers and applause ) good to see you. >> thank you. hello. >> always good to see you, stephen. >> stephen: paul, you're a worthy opponent. i've always said that. what does the "f" stand for in paul f. tompkins >> fascism, it's a family's name. tonight's match-up is going to fill you with childhood nostalgia. did you have a happy childhood? >> let me say it's great to be an adult. >> stephen: hop in the station wagon, kids, because daddy's taking you to the most brutal birthday party ever, pitting the animatronic chuck e. cheese band versus the knights of medieval times! ( cheers and applause ) most brutal ever. let's go to the tale of the tape. coming in at five members strong and a