next we have john lennon, and i know this is cliche, but john lennon is my fourth favorite beatle. [ ." simple, to the point. the first draft, however, was a little more confusing. "all you need is love. oh, you were talking about camping? you'll need more stuff than that for camping." [ applause ] no, not very helpful. not very helpful camping advice. also, shame on whoever was asking john lennon for camping advice. let's be honest. our next quote is from john capgrave who said, "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush." his first draft was a little less eloquent. "holy crap, i just caught a bird with my bare hands!" [ laughter and applause ] things were looking up, for john capgrave! next we have ian fleming, the writer of our favorite secret agent, james bond. "the name's bond, james bond." and the first draft was "the name's bond, james petunia marigold susan bond. after grandmother." [ applause ] you could see why he'd take out the middle names. also, who introduces themselves using middle names? i mean, come on, bond. i don't want to tell you how to do things, but come on, b