. >> and i only felt comfortable talking to her belly as john lennon, for some reason. my little man? that's actually -- i appreciate the applause but that's kind of a cheesy yellow submarine john lennon. that wasn't the beatles, that cartoon. >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> that wasn't their voices. those were sound alikes in "yellow submarines." it was just guys that talked like this now. it wasn't paul, it wasn't john. >> jimmy: it makes sense. why would the beatles do that. i didn't know that. did your son come out confused looking for r yoko or perhaps wh a blood lust for revenge to find his father? >> he e s surprised that momma wasn't asian, now that you mention it. and we're a lot poorer. >> jimmy: you're doing pretty well. >> we're not complaining. >> jimmy: this is what, the 500 episode is coming up this season. >> yeah. >> jimmy: unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] it's not just a number, it's how funny the show still is after 500 episodes. >> i agree. writers are amazing. >> jimmy: i would just start from the beginning and repeat the episodes, i mean, much

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john lennon's number one tennis but talk of it has a laugh and maria sharapova is expensive head of the u.s. a. professor of top story and samuel eto says he's happy to be in russia the cameron striker has held his first press conference after arriving in moscow this thursday afternoon following his much publicized thirty million dollars they've from him to milan to angie the thirty year old has signed for three years at the dagestan club with reports saying here is safe around a quarter of a million dollars a week the african star is the third big name to be signed by angie this season enjoy brazil legend roberto carlos and russia play make it really should call for club spokesman alexander without self said s i didn't want to come to russia first but was swayed by the ambitions of the club's billionaire owner and that was done later so that one could evolve who wants champions league football. and you know that money is not that important to me so i never talk about it money is just part of the game i moved to cameroon to play football and my main goal is to be happy and to make other

reported to have been killed in clashes in south sudan the bloodshed escalated in the eastern state of john lennon. nearly forty thousand cattle were stolen by members of a local ethnic group hundreds of people die in ethnic fighting in that part of the country each year south sudan is facing major security issues following its. separation from the north. pope benedict the sixteenth met with dozens of sick and disabled people in madrid on saturday as his visit to spain gets into full swing almost a million young pilgrims celebrated mass with the pope as they gathered for world youth day the crowds were sprayed with cooling water as they sought shade from the scorching forty degree centigrade in centigrade heat meanwhile disapproval of the pope's visit is still high as many spaniards say it costs too much amid the country's raging economic crisis. you are with r t i'm sean thomas headlines are next after this quick break stay with us. in the. morning when the t.v. news moves following my belly. ring. while the streets and become. the turning point in russia's history. was the justified move forward

jerry's telethon stage has played host from acts ranging from the jackson 5 to john lennon to jerry seinfeldonal venue for the rat pack and it was where frank sinatra brokered the reunion of jerry lewis and dean martin, who started out as show business partners and hadn't spoken to each other in 20 years. >> would you send my friend out, please? where is he? come here. [ cheers and applause ] >> so how ya been? >> oh, let's just keep rolling that tape. i could watch that all night. but all of that has now come to a very abrupt end. after announcing in may that jerry would step down from hosting but still appear on the telethon, the 85-year-old louis has now been removed completely from the telethon after raising nearly $2.5 billion through the show, the muscular dystrophy association issued a two-paragraph statement saying lewis had "completed his run as its national chairman. he will not be appearing on the telethon." joining me now, actor, comedian, author, and co-star of "law and order:special victims unit" richard belzer. thank you for joining us tonight, over the announcement we have ha

>> in terms of the acts, i tried to get john lennon to come, and he wanted to come, but he couldn't get into the country. he had been busted, he was in canada, he had a very strong anti-war stance, and our government was not thrilled with having him around. it was a funny story. i'd been corresponding with apple trying to work out what to do about getting him in, and it turns out that just around the time i lost the wallkill site they had sent me some correspondence. we didn't have, you know, e-mail in those days, so it was letters. so they sent us a letter that said, you know, basically, that instead of sending john, we'd like to send you an installation of the plastic ono man and james taylor and billy preston all three of which would have been terrific. and because we were in the midst of chaos, i never saw the letter. and, in fact, i never saw the letter until i started writing this book and we started going through the archives i never thought i had. [laughter] and there it was. >> it's pretty amazing. so we could have had the singer/song writer movement start in 1969 with james ta

that was a john lennon, yoko ono album, wasn't it? "double satisfaction"? >> yeah. who said "rest in peace." you just saw paul mccartney. >> i did, i saw him -- >> jimmy: [ as paul mccartney ] "at wrigley field." [ as paul mccartney ] >> "i saw him in wrigley field." >> jimmy: "you saw him in chicago, you know?" >> "it's the cubbie-wubbies play here. and now i'm gonna play here." >> jimmy: "first base, second base, third base. [ laughter ] and he plays the bass. five bases. [ laughter ] i'm counting home plate as a base." >> he did a cover of "who let the dogs out?" >> jimmy: he did not! he is such a liar! [ laughter ] >> so good. >> jimmy: paul mccartney did not do that. [ as paul mccartney ] ♪ who? who, who? ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's like bob dylan. [ applause ] i thought you were doing bob dylan. [ as bob dylan ] ♪ who? who? ♪ >> that's a joke i do for bob dylan. that's my bob dylan material. i figured i could just move it over to -- >> jimmy: you did not. >> paul mccartney. >> jimmy: you've never done this. but, how was it? was it amazing? >> it was amazin

and i thought about, you know, john lennon's wonderful song, beautiful boy that he wrote for his son. and paul simon wrote a song for his son, and so on. and i thought if i'm any kind of a writer you should be able to write a story to please your own child, for goodness sake. and out of that came haroon and the sea of stories. which he actually helped me with. and i got one of the best pieces of literary-- that i ever had, where i showed him the first few chapters. i thought i better check that this was going to take. >> rose: he was about 9. >> he was about 11. and i said what do you think of it. he said yeah, it's good, dad. and there was a little unenthusiastic. i said good, it's good. he said yeah. me people might be bored. >> rose: and de like-- which character de like? >> he liked-- he liked, well, he liked the relationship between the father and son. >> rose: in fact this was a story of a boy who travels to the magic realm to find his father. >> well, that's in the first one he's trying to, his father has lost the gift of telling stories. >> rose: right. >> and he has to go bac

. ♪ darl, darling, stand by me > to john lennon.clay later known as muhammad ali, all recorded "stand by me" making it the fourth most performed song of the 20th century. lieber teamed up with musician mike stoller in 1950. ♪ there's a man in town all the women know ♪ > back then their goal was simply to have their songs recorded by a black r and b artists they admired. ♪ you ain't going to rock and ro no more ♪ >> reporter: in the 1995, lieber told our russ mitchell why. >> we were black. from where i'm sitting that's quite a statement. >> what did you mean by that? >> i'll tell you. >> i mean i at an early age decided that black people were hipper and smarter and nicer. that was true for me. ♪ you ain't nothing but a hound dog ♪ > but the song that put lieber and stoller on the map was'er formed by an up-and-coming white singer named elvis presley. ♪ you ain't no friend of mine ♪ > at least 50 of lieber's songs made it into the top 40. and the pair was inducted into the rock'n'roll hall of fame in 1987. >> we never planned to writ

i write about homoeroticism, hooten nanny, and over at the l's you have lenin vladimir and lennon john side-by-side. and over in s you've got -- well, you've got sex, the sex pistols and sexism. you know, there's a wide range, you know, of topics that i explore. it's only been out, you know -- it's been in stores for a few weeks but the fishing publication date was just about a week ago. and i think it's done well. it's gotten one very negative interview from the "wall street journal" but my publicist assures me i have at least one review to gate piece in "wall s journal." if anyone wants to ask me about why the "wall street journal" article was fun, let me know. [inaudible] >> thank you. [applause] [laughter] >> can you tell us about the "wall street journal" incident? >> sure. how much time do we have? [laughter] >> there's different kind of bad reviews. you can get a bad review that was unappreciative of the work you've done and you can get a bad review that mischaracterizes that your reviews and say you do things that you don't do and do things that you do and it was both. it was w

there's articles in there about ballet and a reference to the of anbar, several years before she met john lennon. the advertisements for the cinema and that sort of thing and later the people would be very much associated with hippies on the sunset strip and riots and rock-and-roll and things like this the start about a little bit more intellectually wind and summer of 1967 some tasteful art on the back in and put through this paper you see much more psychedelic oriented some articles and your that champion of kind of politics of confrontation of the police come and just about every large city underground is the pri had a classified ad section and today these same run-of-the-mill with the dating websites and social media and stuff so it may be titillating to some readers in the 60's some are not very promising. this one years as wanted from a girl 18 and up to cook and clean house for a rock band in the scene. it seeks healthy listee female or couple for passion. this raised an eyebrow nowadays. there's also one that says jesus christ is returning soon, are you ready for the end of the world? [i

my favorite answer is the guy that murdered john lennon. that was mark david chapman. an end i concluded johnny appleseed might be the best known american about whom most americans know almost nothing at all. i should have also thanks to john zombie and his firms on the international all that polling data including pages of demographic breakdowns is now in the position of this museum and education center which is where it belongs. there's the sheer mystery of it all has i think about doing this book. thanks to a whole host of researchers including the other indomitable florence florence wheeler who finally nailed down the chapman genealogy we have these tantalizing hints of john chapman. we know where and when he was born. we know more or less where he died though a case can be made that whoever is in turn at the chapman appleseed grave site is not john chapman. we have promissory notes and apple orders in his hand and wonderful trading post ledger in pennsylvania that shows chapman purchase, quote, two small histories shortly after crossing the alleghenies with his bro

my favorite answer is the guy that murdered john lennon. that was mark david chapman. n end i concluded johnny appleseed might be the best known american about whom most americans know almost nothing at all. i should have also thanks to john zombie and his firms on the international all that polling data including pages of demographic breakdowns is now in the position of this museum and education center which is where it belongs. there's the sheer mystery of it all has i think about doing this book. thanks to a whole host of researchers including the other indomitable florence florence wheeler who finally nailed down the chapman genealogy we have these tantalizing hints of john chapman. we know where and when he was born. we know more or less where he died though a case can be made that whoever is in turn at the chapman appleseed grave site is not john chapman. we have promissory notes and apple orders in his hand and wonderful trading post ledger in pennsylvania that shows chapman purchase, quote, two small histories shortly after crossing the alleghenies with his brot

my favorite answer is the guy that murdered john lennon. that was mark david chapman. an end i concluded johnny appleseed might be the best known american about whom most americans know almost nothing at all. i should have also thanks to john zombie and his firms on the international all that polling data including pages of demographic breakdowns is now in the position of this museum and education center which is where it belongs. there's the sheer mystery of it all has i think about doing this book. thanks to a whole host of researchers including the other indomitable florence florence wheeler who finally nailed down the chapman genealogy we have these tantalizing hints of john chapman. we know where and when he was born. we know more or less where he died though a case can be made that whoever is in turn at the chapman appleseed grave site is not john chapman. we have promissory notes and apple orders in his hand and wonderful trading post ledger in pennsylvania that shows chapman purchase, quote, two small histories shortly after crossing the alleghenies with his bro

there's articles in there about ballet and a reference to the of anbar, several years before she met john lennon advertisements for the cinema and that sort of thing and later the people would be very much associated with hippies on the sunset strip and riots and rock-and-roll and things like this the start about a little bit more intellectually wind and summer of 1967 some tasteful art on the back in and put through this paper you see much more psychedelic oriented some articles and your that champion of kind of politics of confrontation of the police come and just about every large city underground is the pri had a classified ad section and today these same run-of-the-mill with the dating websites and social media and stuff so it may be titillating to some readers in the 60's some are not very promising. this one years as wanted from a girl 18 and up to cook and clean house for a rock band in the scene. it seeks healthy listee female or couple for passion. this raised an eyebrow nowadays. there's also one that says jesus christ is returning soon, are you ready for the end of the world? [inaudi