(applause) john lithgow, will you accept this glove? >> it would be my honor. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: jimmy, put up the timer. dr. lithgow, let her rip! start the clock. how's my prostate back there? >> spectacular. smooth as a freshly peeled lychee. (laughter) but stephen, i do see something strange back here. >> stephen: what is it? >> kittens! (cheers and applause) kittens! >> stephen: stop the timer. 24 seconds, we won! whooo! (cheers and applause) that was the best prostate exam ever. i can't wait to get my next exam during february sweeps. >> in hawaii resz÷-(h@$l68b(b(#h"%ax-x!x >> stephen: welcome back, everybody, nation, if you have been watching its show lately then you know last week i brought you some shocking news about crack-smoking toronto mayor and possessed cabbage patch doll rob ford. well, folks, for the first time that i'm aware of drug abuse has had some negative consequences. >> the bombshell is so bad that even-- how strange is this, ford motor company says it's costing them business. the car company says they're distancing thems