tonight -- john mulaney. plus, music from gary clark jr. and stevie wonder. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, very nice. thank you very much. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. please relax. we're glad you're joining us here at our home in hollywood, where i have to say, i am very excited, i am very proud, i'm exhilarated, even. because from here on, we aren't just following the donald trump drama in new york, we are part of it. we are part of the official record of the people versus donald trump. i will explain in a moment. files it to say that when ryan murphy makes the nine-part miniseries about this for fubo -- [ laughter ] i will be in it. i would assume someone like george clooney or maybe chris hemsworth will be playing me. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] guillermo, you will be in it. >> guillermo: all right, yeah! >> jimmy: you will be played by pedro pascal. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: all right, yeah! >> jimmy: the reason why is -- because the big surp

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became a mother giving birth to son malcolm who she 145ired with her emmy winning comedian partner john mulaney, olivia decided to reveal her diagnosis on social media. >> do it for your baby. >> reporter: the raw moment where she went to surgery to remove both of her breasts. >> i'm ready. >> in the video you said, i'm ready. how did you know you were ready? >> i didn't. i just had to say it. you know, sometimes you just -- you just say it and hope that your body will go with it. i may not want to be in that situation. i may not know what's on the other side, but i've been given this opportunity to fight and so here we go, but after my double mastectomy they found a tangerine section size of more cancer in my breast, so, one, that's scary because you think, what else is in my body? >> following her surgery, olivia soon started hormone suppression treatment to combat her form of cancer, but the medication took a toll. >> it gave me next level debilitating exhaustion. i was just in bed all day long all day long and my quality of life was so minimal and i wasn't able to be there for my baby. >> d

thanks to john mulaney, gary clark jr., stevie wonder. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. thank you for watching, goodnight. >>> this is "nightline." >> tonight, abby lee miller. >> you're 16 and everybody's watching you cry. save your tears. >> a rare interview with the controversial star of "dance moms" and what she said justifies her tough love delivery. >> i have made the world a better place for children. >> some of the stars remember things differently. >> why does she mate me so much? >> do you ever feel like you crossed the line? >>> plus, wend it like wrexham. what happens when a hollywood heartthrob and his comedy actor friend decide to buy a soccer team? >> i got a call from rob saying, "how would you like to partner up in this financially stupid but emotionally immersive project?" >> ryan reynolds and rob mcelhinney infusing the struggling wrexham fc with heart and hard work. >> we're back. >> it's rocky metamorphosis trapped in "welcome to wrexham." how two guys with exactly no experience took the club from unde

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and you can watch dave chatting with john mulaney on his show "my next guest" out on netflix right now i spend most of my time right over there in the news workshop, building the most topical 800 cc liquid-cooled 4-stroke story engine with a magneti marelli ignition, dry multi-plate slipper clutch and termignoni exhaust all on a carbon fiber chassis to present to you the spectacular ducati desmosedici my monologue. but sometimes, sometimes, folks, i wake up in an abandoned middle school where i snap the wheels off a discarded roller skate and slap them onto a shard of broken chalkboard, then jam the busted handle of a gardener's rake into the top so i can wobble off on the janky outlaw's push scooter of news that is my segment... >> "meanwhile"! >> stephen: it's a magic carpet is what it is. it's a magic carpet ride. meanwhile, in news from down under, a billionaire has called for the removal of an unflattering portrait of her from the national gallery of australia. the woman in question is a controversial australian mining billionaire named gina rinehart. seen here. and i mean, come o

" she's revealing she had a major surgery in attempt to save her life in the hope that she and john mulaneyg her desire to have another child with her partner, comedian john mulaney. munn revealing she has undergone a fifth surgery since the diagnosis, telling vogue, i took out my uterus, tubes and ovaries. the star who has had a double mastectomy explains her 2-year-old son malcolm was one of the reasons she wanted the hysterectomy, that left her exhausted. it was the best decision for me because i needed to be present with my family, adding, it's his childhood, but it's my mother hood, and i don't want to miss munn saying she hopes to grow any of the parts if i don't have to. munn also saying she hopes to grow her family with mulaney who shared a touching mother's day tribute on instagram sunday writing my son has the most incredible mommy and he knows it. munn telling vogue she froze her eggs, and after learning we had two healthy emg bryos, john and started crying. she credits her doctor for doing the risk assessment test that led to early detection. >> when it comes to breast cancer, w

john mulaney will be here, and we'll have music from gary clark jr., and stevie wonder will be here playinghe first time. [ applause ] our first guest tonight is a man from canada who played ken and got nominated for an oscar for it. next, he risks life and limb alongside emily blunt in the new rom-action comedy "the fall guy." it opens in theaters friday. please say hello to ryan gosling. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hey, roastmaster general jeff ross. >> congrats on the movie, man. >> thanks. >> nice suit. i didn't know it was still easter. [ laughter ] >> it's like a late summer peach. can i borrow your lamp? >> sure, man. have a great show. >> thanks. ♪ i would do anything for love ♪ ♪ i would do anything for love ♪ >> makeup, can i get some powder? how do i look? do i look cool? thanks. ♪ i would do anything for love ♪ ♪ but i just won't do that ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> what's up, kimmel? get him, get him, get him! go, go! finish him! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, that's -- [ cheers and applause ] yeah, give him some attention, will you? ouch.

john mulaney will be here. jeff ross will be here and jerry seinfeld will be here.eeianion gidens and gary clark jr. will be here with stevie wonder. >> guillermo: oh, wow! that's a great week. [ applause ] >> jimmy: what do you think about that? >> guillermo: perfect. >> jimmy: gary clark jr. is bringing stevie wonder. well, that's a good plus one. [ laughter ] we have a great guest tonight. she is an oscar-nominated actress and a five-star individual overall. her highly anticipated new movie with ryan gosling is called "the fall guy." it opens in theaters friday. please welcome emily blunt. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ good to see you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you getting taller? i feel like -- >> i have massive platforms on tonight. these are just my legs. >> jimmy: how you doing? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: i heard you on with howard stern this morning. >> how did you think i did? >> jimmy: i think you did great. not only did i think you did great, i feel like you and howard have great chemistry. >> i think i have great chemistry with howard stern. you know we spoke on

. >> michael: munn shared a 2 1/2-year-old son malcolm with her partner comedian john mulaney. n having john there to support you? >> he's honestly just the best human being. he comes to everything in life with so much compassion and understanding. the one problem is that he makes me laugh so much. there's times i'm like, you have to leave the room. this is insane. >> michael: that's when you're with a funny man. >> i know. i just say leave the room. you have to leave. you're going to make me angry now. i'm going to literally pop a fist. >> michael: it's going to hurt. >> it's going to hurt. >> michael: because of the potential impact on her future fertility, she decided to under go egg retrieval. something munn had done twice before in her 30s. >> john and i talked about it. we realized we weren't done growing our family. right after the double mastectomy i went through a round of egg retrieval. that's scary. i have a cancer that beefs up with hormones so i knew there was a risk. our doctor said, look. we're going to get one for you and then we're going to call it. then doctor

the munn will be able to carry more children, she and her partner, comic john mulaney, were able to createe growing our family." aggressive cancers need aggressive treatment. that is what olivia says about her strategy, and while many breast cancers can be found through a screening or a mammogram, some 20% of breast cancer cases like munn's are missed. >> she had to be so aggressive, and this is so brave of her to come forward like this. >> we turn now to the controversy surrounding a billboard ad for breastfeeding mothers here in times square. rebecca jarvis has a story. >> good morning, george. on my way through times square today i saw ads for watches, a sandwich, and women in their underwear, but three days after an ad with a pregnant woman selling lactation cookies went up, the people behind it say they were told to take it down. >> this digital billboard featuring "new york times" best-selling cookbook author molly baz was supposed to celebrate breastfeeding moms, that after three days, she was told the 45-foot ad marketing her so-called lactation cookies was being taken down. >> it